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Interested in politics, humour, sport.

London, United Kingdom
Joined March 2020
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1 year
@TerribleFinance Airbnb was awesome when it was someone’s home and way cheaper than a hotel. Now it’s just a bunch of hassle.
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3 years
It's not "just a flag". Have some respect.
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11 months
@EverythingOOC That seems like the kind of agreement that two healthy, well-adjusted and romantically attached individuals would come to.
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8 months
@Stackupright @OTerrifying Thanks. Until I read this, I thought it would be loads of fun.
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1 year
@moodie10 @HumansNoContext That, or they received a basic education.
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9 months
@BBCNews I find most people are happier when you acknowledge them as human beings. Londoners could learn a lot.
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6 months
@BristolAirport It's absolutely beautiful, and congrats to the photographer for capturing it so well.
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3 years
@JuliaHB1 I get the feeling that if Covid vanished overnight, a lot of people would still insist on masks, lockdowns and all the rest of it. The psychology of it must be fascinating.
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@amirkingkhan Support for Palestine? Are you on crack?
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@BoxingKingdom14 Not surprised. Fury looked like a broken man after the fight.
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@NewsForAllUK Never mind the taser. He's lucky the cat didn't come home while he was messing about.
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1 year
@BoxingCoachDan @MichaelBensonn And all Messi does is kick a ball.
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10 months
@crazyclipsonly I love how nobody’s first instinct was to remove themself from the pool of gas forming around them.
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11 months
@ViciousVideos Weird. She seemed like such a great person at first.
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1 year
@CraigGroves6 @HumansNoContext She wanted him after that.
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4 years
200 million deaths? That's most of the US population. I have mixed feelings on Trump, but Biden doesn't seem to know what day it is. He'll be a puppet for the hard left. Really hope he doesn't win.
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1 year
@Juliest101 They’re perfectly free to organise their own event. They have no right to ruin this one. Simple.
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6 months
@TheBembridge I'm amazed that one of them managed to glue a sign together.
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2 years
@guyverhofstadt Referring to people trying to leave the EU as “desperate refugees” probably isn’t the win you imagine.
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10 months
@wildtiktokss What’s the point in being rich if you can’t buy anything? And where do people live? And who gets the nicest houses?
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3 years
@Telegraph This doesn't go far enough. How are people supposed to know what they think about gays when they're not in the car? They need rainbow fluorescent jackets and glittery stab vests at a bare minimum.
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9 months
@ArchRose90 We need to relearn the meaning of the words "fuck" and "off". The expectation that we in the west will listen to every grievance and pretend to care is in no way productive or helpful.
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11 months
@crazyclipsonly Look how quickly their personalities change when an expensive bit of metal goes missing.
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1 year
@MayorofLondon "Dividing people into groups is our greatest strength"
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7 months
@KonstantinKisin Exactly this. I don't need to know the details to know that the videos I've seen on here today are justified by nothing.
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3 years
@RitaPanahi The armchair experts will be all over it. If I were an American cop, I'd quit right now. It's one thing to risk a mistake ruining your life. Doing your job properly can now ruin it.
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7 months
@SkyNews If Israel wanted to wipe Gaza off the map, it could quite easily. It’s obviously not doing that.
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3 years
@tomhfh And they have cervixes because...
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1 year
@theJeremyVine The taxi driver was at fault, but you put yourself in the most dangerous road position and failed to anticipate the obvious consequence. Cycling like that is going to result in an accident.
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1 year
@SixVpf @metpoliceuk Nicking them so they can’t ruin it for everybody else.
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11 months
@ArchRose90 They seem so surprised by the officer doing his job.
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@FightHaven I visited NYC as a kid in 1998. I remember watching the towers collapse on TV. I had no idea I'd be sent to war as a result. Completely changed my life from whatever it would have been.
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6 months
@FreddieBailey96 Good of you to include a selfie in case there was any confusion as to what this is really about.
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1 year
@adilray Quick question. Did this local gang "terrorise the local neighbourhood" by committing genocide and blowing up concert halls full of children?
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1 year
@BBCNews Unless they’ve won a civil war since yesterday, we can probably just ignore them.
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10 months
@BeaumontDMD Doesn’t everybody?
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3 years
@YouGov These figures make no sense. If 76% of people want face masks to be compulsory in shops, why are so few people choosing to wear them?
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3 years
@OrwellNGoode I avoid such problems by simply not paying off other people's debt.
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8 months
@murdo_fraser Looks pretty harmless to me. Why would a single female have to worry?
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3 years
@nypost America: We love you, but please take your woke BS back.
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11 months
@BBCNewsnight This is so strange.
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5 months
@Only9built It’s never a bad idea to have a look around at a junction. There might be a giant red fire engine rushing to an emergency with its blue lights on.
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1 year
@bandwildyouth You've cut ties with him for unity? Or was it kindness?
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1 year
@DiscussingFilm @Variety You could always make up your own jokes.
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5 months
@CrimeLdn Imagine seeing a burning bag on the floor of a tube train and thinking it a good idea to stand around taking photos.
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10 months
@fasc1nate I can do that and I never even had to learn.
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9 months
@NoCapFights Literally his job.
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3 years
@ArchRose90 Being the sort of kid who laughs in a teacher's face couldn't possibly have been the reason.
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10 months
@SkyNews 6 years in prison? He'll be out when he's 28. That doesn't seem remotely just.
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11 months
@OTerrifying I would have gone around it instead.
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8 months
@ArchRose90 Where does this idea that driving is the preserve of the rich and famous come from? You can pick up a serviceable car for £300.
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10 months
@NapoleonMovie Napoleon conquering everything.
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6 months
@christiancalgie Sunak looks like he's on work experience.
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2 years
@BurgerKingUK Antidepressants to cope with this never-ending moral lecture.
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3 years
@libdemdaisy Victims of the Windrush scandal will be delighted to be lumped in with a bunch of serious criminals because they share a skin colour.
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@NewsForAllUK Squealing in distress and smirking about it. I'd love to know how they see themselves. They must have a self perception that's wildly out of kilter with what the rest of us see.
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4 years
@sainsburys Promoting “inclusivity” by dividing people into racial groups 🤦🏽🤦🏻🤦🏿🤦🏾🤦🏼
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@OMacMan @KonstantinKisin A 5 letter typo that misreports one of the core facts of the case, inadvertently making it fit a particular narrative? That’s unfortunate.
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@Telegraph Say hello to HMS Vengeance.
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@PoliticsForAlI Insane that Wales even has a government. What a bizarre situation we've created for ourselves.
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@premierleague I don’t understand what you’re going for here. Do you want to get rid of racism or highlight how different everybody is?
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@CensoredMen Weird that it even needs mentioning.
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@BenedictSpence Amazing how many of these anti-racism campaigners are themselves massive racists.
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@PrifWeinidog 20mph trains too?
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@ArchRose90 I worry about people who feel the need to demonstrate how righteous they are all the time. Someone secure about their morality wouldn't need to.
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@dominiquetaegon I liked her at first. I went off her when she made comment about the "stiff upper lip" being "internally damaging". It's like the idea of putting others first was genuinely alien to her.
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@Sumi_Maya @c_k_lynch See those square glass things?
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@TalkTV No. Her opponents are just so high on their own self-righteousness that they've lost touch with decorum.
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@benjaminbutter What percentage are obese? Let's lock them up to protect the NHS.
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@PicturesFoIder I hate people who play music without headphones. But I think I hate her more.
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@fasc1nate Every Adam Sandler character
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@FightHaven I hate everybody in this video.
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@gavinesler It is weird to see a politician speak the truth.
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@TPointUK @MrAndyNgo The irony of calling your political opponents fascists while physically beating them into silence.
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@ArchRose90 Jobs to go to, kids to collect from school, relatives who’ve waited months for a hospital appointment and have to get there, etc.
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@PostOffice @PostOfficeNews Well as you've put it in a nice font and a soothing purple, all the evil is forgiven.
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If anyone ever deserved to be bullied...
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@TPointUK @TheSun Preaching in the classrooms? Worried about kids' values being instilled by their parents? Someone like that shouldn't be let anywhere near a classroom. Their job is to educate, not indoctrinate.
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@Telegraph Shocking. I thought we were going to stay home and live off the state forever.
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@ArchRose90 Bravely fighting for gay rights, but only in places where they already exist.
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@metpoliceuk Great work. Thank you.
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@StigAbell “Taking the knee” is intrinsically linked to vandalising statues and far left politics. It’s divisive and deliberately so. That’s why it gets booed. If the fans were racist, there are a million ways they could express that. They don’t. This is a cheap shot.
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@OgilvyConsult @MayorofLondon Absolute genius. Do a clever word for stabbings and we can reduce the murder rate to almost nothing.
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@ArchRose90 Agree, but no need. Her new found Twitter fame will make her life very difficult.
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@jeremycorbyn Have you forgotten what happened during the last ceasefire?
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@pinterestUK In what way does a mainstream, liberal, Ofcom-regulated news channel threaten a "positive and safe environment"? Or to put it another way, what's negative and unsafe about @GBNEWS ? This is hardcore political activism from the people who control our public spaces. Chilling.
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@JoePS123 This was me when I moved to the US. It's less that they're lazy. More that the infrastructure is built around cars. Same as the rural UK.
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@PoliticsForAlI @TheSun Good for him. He's got nothing to apologise for.
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@mikegalsworthy @ukhomeoffice @SuellaBraverman If there's no legal route, where do our legal immigrants come from?
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@FightHaven There should be some sort of fine for losing a fight while wearing brass knuckles.
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@calvinrobinson @AbbeyRoad How do they decide who’s black enough?
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@spikedonline There's missing the point, then there's this article. Nobody cares what the film is about. They care that real kids were made to act it out.
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@BBCNews Keeping him in prison would have prevented it. He had a history of attacking women and was previously jailed for rape. I doubt you could find a single person who would argue that he should be anywhere but a cell, so why was he?
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@ArchRose90 Why are they so surprised?
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@CollinRugg Protecting his next victim is what she's doing.
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@PoliticsForAlI How does this man not have a protection officer? This keeps happening.
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