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Mike Maxwell

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Engineer stuck in the simulation. Collapsing wave functions for fun and profit. PCa & AA. Live Free or Die humorist.🇺🇸🇬🇧🇮🇱

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@ScottAdamsSays X has been a thorn in their side. It’s a real time debunking machine. They can’t be as blatant with their fakery. It’s a wonderful thing!
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@stephsvox @RebeccaJapko @UCLA Gonna be a lot of rich kids. Civil Rights violations are expensive. Bye UCLA!
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@ResistItAllTX @PlanetFitness How can any real women not cancel @PlanetFitness ? If you have an original vagina cancel your member.
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@todayyearsoldig This is true. I tried it and after it grew I took the Gummy and planted it. A giant beanstalk grew up to the clouds! I climbed and climbed and at the top disappointingly only found Mitt Romney signing copies of his last book. What a shitty dream.
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@historyinmemes This is a great book on this…
Tweet media one
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@hahussain Come for the electricity, stay for the Sharia.
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@MarcGoldwein @ImtiazMadmood Pay attention. Hamas keeps rejecting anything but erasing Israel. Reagan tried and Arafat said no two state.
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@ZeekArkham Leave him alone. His son died at Iwo Jima when a drunk kamikaze crashed into his Vette as he was leaving his factory shift in ice cream!
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@denied @Travis_in_Flint They exist already. Only enforced on Whitey nowadays.
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@H0rr0r101 @GadSaad @Concordia Shunned. Doxxed. Whatever. Hope you feel as safe as the Jews you harass.
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@stillgray ‘Machete Days’ always ends up like this.
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@JoeyMannarinoUS They hate dogs so look for more anti dog regulations. Have you guys picked out your prayer rugs yet?
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@JoshuaPHilll Maybe all the Hamas™️ gear they wear? Death to Israel chants? I dunno.
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@CatchUpFeed @stillgray I wish Arrested Development would have tackled this issue.
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@Matthew82069336 Or they could release the hostages, eh Einstein?
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@bratNvet So they did all this for their ‘favorite’ people and then helped them again in 2020. Seems there is no justice with the liars and frauds in the FBI. Time for the FBI to be retooled.
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@MrAndyNgo From the river to the sea. Who likes bananas? Me me me. There is only one solution, Banana smoothie revolution. We’ll send you more bananas, almonds, some peanuts, your inhaler, and some comic books for your Jew hater sleep over. @ShirionOrg
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@leekern13 See the wall that Egypt is building? It’s not because they want their company.
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@MrAndyNgo Were they from Dudelandia?
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@JohnathanPerk @ToombsToni Because you’re a racist?
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@NYPDChiefPatrol @aoc once again fomenting violence against police. Nice look, barkeep.
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@AmyMek It’s almost like the Mayor of London defended 9/11 suspects in court. He has no bias at all. Seems to welcome this.
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@LyndaVialet @Apple This can only go on so long. The ‘new iPhone 63 !’ Ain’t gonna cut it.
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@PomPomButton @anno1540 Which Prigozhin died?
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@JordynTilchen @DoorDash @StopAntisemites Hey, looks like @DoorDash hates Israel. They won’t deliver food from this restaurant. How do we cancel @DoorDash ?
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@VisionaryVoid @Morbidful Did she weigh the same as a duck?
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@Sullie870125 @Rach_IC Yeah, you go, ‘Finally!’ and then absolutely nothing happens. It’s like we live in the Wild West. Everything is locally prosecuted but only for the benefit of the party prosecuting. The Law is now as subjective as everything else they fantasize about, global warming, solar, wind…
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@il0venostalgia Star Wars has the best Solo.
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@GadSaad @Concordia Nose ring alert. Nose rings point out individuality like tattoos. You better get one to be an individual that is different from all the people you copy to be different. 🙄
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@ScottAdamsSays l love “but they had four investigative journalists on it!” like that automatically makes it all true
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@MosabHasanYOSEF Just listen to the various recordings from the ‘peaceful’ mosques. That’s what’s really going on. Hamas is just helping us see under the veil.
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@stillgray I hear the street food is to die for.
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@pathforward327 @Travis_in_Flint Colleges and Universities need to be investigated. This is and has been nothing but price gouging and price fixing. You know they’re essentially colluding.
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@immo_i @wartranslated And Twitter was lame back in 1812. GIFs we’re slow loading wood carvings. Awful.
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@MrAndyNgo @Harvard_Law Close Harvard down. It’s not a safe place because of the racism. It’s violating the Civil Rights of the Jewish student population.
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@oliaklein I hope he at least had a gold toilet too.
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@w_terrence Yep. I watched him do it constantly. Resentful man.
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@chilternbear11 Probably should ban Islam so no.
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@GadSaad Religion of Intolerance.
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@simonateba Was Obama in the hot tub?
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@charliekirk11 This investment will be one of the best of all times in ten years.
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@BreannaMorello This guy is such a by the book rules guy, what with all the no bail releases and subsequent murders. He knows how to unfairly apply the law quite well.
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@AvivaKlompas Common thieves.
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@timecaptales @fasc1nate True. Mary Anne never changed her clothes but Ginger did. Odd.
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@sentdefender Talk about fucking up steak and lobster for people. ‘What are we having?’ ‘Steak and………lobster.’ ‘Noooooo!’
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@leekern13 These Pali supporters are good Hamas tools. ‘Don’t look in that closet! Ceasefire! 30,000 dead children!’
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@msmarcijoy @Travis_in_Flint Why doesn’t he just pay them off with his Shina and Ukraine bonanza? Hunter can cover the women and Joe and Jim can pick up the men. Dr.Jildo can pay for ‘other’.
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@stillgray @united @Delta @SouthwestAir Thank your ‘Customer Service’ ‘VP’ friend here for the upcoming hearings. Can’t wait for all the videos and testimony. We deal with people like you all the time. Treat people decent maybe.
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@stillgray Wow they’re so self absorbed and smug. “Watch what you say EXACTLY and we’ll let you know when you’re racist.”
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@jeremycarl4 @greg_price11 Yeah, let me just casually equate your genocide with another and call you wrong and say you can’t speak because you get SSI? WTF.
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@CynicalPublius @Natalie77749 Because they’re also the bastion of narcissism. Silicon Valley folks are about themselves thinking they are better than whatever and out virtue signaling your rivals is a pro sport there.
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@ChefGruel @historyinmemes The first time I had real Caesar Salad I almost sent it back because it tasted like fish. I had no clue. I’m much better now.
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@eyepodster @RetsefL They have divided until there’s nothing left to divide, hence we finally got to ‘Its the Jews!’. They’ve run out of division and intersectionality options. Chronic blamers can’t live in peace because they never have any peace in themselves.
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@ScottAdamsSays Take ten feet of 16 gauge copper wire and insert up your…socket. Connect that to the neutral on a wall plug. Turn on CNN. Enjoy relief.
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@MrAndyNgo @UW @Julio_Rosas11 They’re playing ‘Fort’ with the little barriers. How cute. Why are they on campus again?
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@DJsCouch @Delta @united @Delta Diamond here. This is not ok at all. Kindly tell her no.
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@george_revutsky @cenkuygur In this episode Time Travel Jesus helps Cenk pull his head out of his ass.
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@THEHFC11 @Morbidful ‘I know you’re sick, honey, but look! Oscar wants to sleep with you!’ ‘Nooooooo!’
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@LittleDelicate @wartranslated With the yellow tag it looks like they bought the 155 round from The Dollar Store.
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@Morbidful And this was pre TikTok. Just wait.
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@BrandonStraka They never speak? I want to know where they get such cool pants. And those identical neck warmers are absolutely to die for. Not a lot of tattoos though. I wonder why. Normally these skinhead types have tons of tats. They must be hungry too as there are no chubby ones. Mystery…
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@IlhanMN Maybe you can wait until the hostages are released to spout your lies and hate. Then you can host a GoPro summit where we watch all the footage of your heroes.
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@iamalmostlegend @NorthBelle4 I’d get a tetanus shot. Google what tetanus does. You do not want it. Painful painful death.
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@thestustustudio Send bananas and common sense immediately!
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@GadSaad They just wait for orders, Gad. The truth is already in their heads as far as they’re concerned. Why do you think they jumped like sprinters at the crack of the starting pistol? That was a false start, and look what happened.
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@visegrad24 @GSDeutch Bet they can’t pass that test either.
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@mssociety My pronouns are ‘no more donations’. Reinstate the 90 yo and fire Kari or you’ll never get another dime.
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@wildweatherdan This is politics. The ‘scientists’ are activists. There’s a predetermined outcome and a narrative. It’s such garbage that it’s unbearable. This has links to real science and scientists like Lindzen and Curry.
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@KSTP Fake news industry big mad at Elon. It’s so easy to do your ‘news’ when nobody can check the facts, eh? Got Censorship? Get a real job doing something productive!
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@ClaudiaWebbe This a parody account?
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@StopAntisemites @Beguin700 Where do I get my Zionist ID package?
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@ZeenaRivera Oh how clever. So brave. All about coddled spoiled little you. What about the hostages? You advocating for them too?
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@AJDelgado13 @DoseofReality55 @kalihollowayftw What did you plagiarize to make you so special?
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@MrAndyNgo Ha ha ha!
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@Khaledhzakariah They’re hopeless. Totally hopeless.
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@BrianRoemmele Then in 2020 he was elected President….
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@BrianRoemmele @spore_printce Apparently the cats wouldn’t fill out the form.
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@stillgray Living in fear because of make believe morals. So cute.
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@JustinCaseUhOh @Morbidful I’d MAYBE, just maybe, be surprised if it said 40 times in 10 hours, but this, this is just cholesterol.
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@nataliegwinters CNN has zero about this on their website, fyi.
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@H0rr0r101 @GadSaad @Concordia Some people did something.
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@GadSaad Let’s have a contest now and see what each religion’s books say about other people outside of their own religion. Then after we can see all of the apologists for the Muslim book say ‘that’s out of context’ and ‘no one believes or does that’.
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@Alphafox78 If you’ve ever lit any amount of gasoline on fire you know that you NEVER light any amount of gasoline on fire. It’s totally awesome but dangerous AF.
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@MrAndyNgo @Harvard_Law Lawsuits lawsuits lawsuits
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@MrAndyNgo Public school teachers are the smartest in Britain too? Wow, they are so smart here in the USA too.
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@DC_Draino He’s gonna go trans and get a job on the view as Mika Pence.
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@Patriot_45_ @recklesswhisper Sounds as fair as what he did. Shut ‘em down. Just make up your own rules like the government.
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@IlhanMN Meh. Some people did something.
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@ChaskelBennett ‘Help please. We have no weapons.’
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@stillgray @united Better dump this stock on Monday!
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@IlhanMN You’re the face of Hamas in Minnesota. You should be proud.
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@MrAndyNgo Such devout haters.
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@The_Real_Fly The sad part is that @billburr now looks like @louisCK_Comedy after a depressingly boring masturbation session.
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