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Zak

@zaklito

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NYCs newest invasive species Mostly harmless

Joined March 2013
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24 days
@TheOmniLiberal @TwitchSupport Destiny calling for civility is hilarious.
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@PoorlyAgedStuff I can't wait to see this as a poorly aged stuff.
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@ContraPoints @RealMayaLuna Not to make light of anything, but that is relieving to hear.
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1 year
@FDsignifier I gotta know if these same guys are slamming nails into the wall with their fists because they get jealous of their hammer.
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4 months
@notchr1stopher @jarjarjarjarraj Some people just express themselves by pretending they would kill someone over a musical opinion, nbd. X is basically free therapy except with reverse HIPAA.
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@VividProwess @OzraeliAvi The IDF bombs people, they don't throw them off roofs.
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@theneedledrop @HipHopAllDayy Battle tested, not battle winning
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2 months
@LordYeezus @ArmaniJordanTV If yt people got to live their life, would you want to? 🀨
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1 year
@RealKaylaJames You should transition to someone with a sense of humor.
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@JacobDavison_ @MovieHooligan You will watch my pain Olympics and you will like it!
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10 months
@KnowingBetterYT "But you'll call the police when you need them." Yeah, I love armed thugs threatening my dog and shooting me in the leg before blaming the dog they tried to shoot.
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@Vibetom @DocStrangelove2 I don't think cops should have guns
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9 months
@RealDianeYap You: edge cases aren't evidence Also you: my single experience is proof
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1 year
@LolOverruled It's official, you said it, you're my lawyer now.
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1 year
@joveteran @CDisillusion Please don't have kids.
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1 year
@operagxofficial @LeafyIsHere Get ratio'd by a web browser
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@Mikemikemike_1 @tmorello Idk if you're being serious or not but I want to come in with good faith because I think this conversation is worth having. It's patriotic to criticize the bad things America does and seek to change it. It's patriotic to want a nation that's free for everyone.
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@joehainus @DocStrangelove2 I'll be happy to go to your walk, when are you going out to demonstrate?
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@ABHibbs21 @thealaroundnerd Characterization comes in many forms, one of which is the opinions of other characters, so Logan is part of the writers framing. Just because you don't see the nuance in Magnetos' actions doesn't mean they aren't there.
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1 year
@LolOverruled Sounds about white
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@seymourtherat @esjesjesj It's not "fantasizing." It's imagining.
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10 months
@Sparzito_ 10 weeks tops, I'd be too generous with it.
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10 months
@lilbabygandhi Yeah, because we voted the nazis away last time, right?
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2 months
@The_Kid2379 @FreeRosedark @KathAntonio7 That's so cute, do you think the Nazis were socialists, too?
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1 year
@LeftAtLondon That's my favorite part, though.
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1 year
@Timcast "I stopped learning about science in highschool." -Tim Pool
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@TheMcKenziest That's gotta be AT LEAST two dozen fish.
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@policelawnews @HooBrown Really thought you had something there, huh?
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3 months
@HMBohemond Bro is using US vs Them mentality right now and you're defending it.
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8 months
@andiipoops What about YouTube and poop scrolling?
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@andiipoops Be safe and be well!
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1 year
@SarahKWilliam @COBHC85 @djkevlar I bet you think the KKK is gone, too, lol.
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@LolOverruled Sparkling water helped keep me out of the bottle.
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@0xAlaric Or use a tazer. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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@IndodaEqotho @SinovuyoEL Actions speak louder than words
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@Yorishiriamori @Raiby0u Because men don't do enough to stop rapists. You ever notice how weird it is that 1 in 3 women has experienced sexual assault, but somehow men never know any rapists?
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1 year
@ArielEsq305 @JaneOst_ @MattWalshBlog This my attorney, dawg, I'm goin to jail!
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9 months
@10903 @DyjuanTatro Officers putting themselves in danger to stop an insured shoplifting sounds like an Osha violation.
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5 months
@ChancoCat Proud of you, babe, keep up the good work! πŸ₯°
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@andiipoops Gn 😘
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@TheOmniLiberal Literally describing the IDF.
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3 months
@ChancoCat HOW MANY BODIES DO HE GOT, BBY!!! WHATS HIS FAVORITE POSITION!?!? 😳😳😳
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@sadhorse4 @InsaneCope You were so confident when you posted this, what happened?
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@Last1OfTheBest @chore_leo @EricLevitz Rittenhouse was out past curfew and wandered into confrontation by himself. Garret Foster was pushing his wife's wheel chair.
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@eljest_ Didn't the head of Israel openly call for ethnic cleansing? The commander in chief of the IDF who are responsible for over 35,000 deaths?
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1 year
@blue_decade63 @milftownusa Some of those that hold office are the same that burn crosses
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@tisflying @grunir26583 How was your time in the middle east?
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@antenacactus Antisemites run twitter, lol. You don't have to invent a dog whistle, accounts are straight uo being antisemitic here.
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1 year
@_jameshatfield_ @BaharOstadan @NYTimesCramer People get hurt without liability with policing today, Google how much police cost cities in settlements.
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@gerbrocker @Rothmus YOU'RE SO CLOSE!
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@ChancoKittyCat Aestheticcs
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@jpegmafia @4makeouthill Supporting racists doesn't erase racism you faced, but it is weird to hate racists while supporting them. Like, if you went through this, why support it? Is this part of your kayfabe persona or something? The heel turn where you go back on your beliefs to sell albums?
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1 year
@halomancer1 @MattWalshBlog I got "Don't come to school tomorrow" vibes
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@buggy_con @screentime It's posted in the comments, by them. Just say you can't read or don't know how social media advertising works.
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4 months
@jpegmafia @4makeouthill Just because you don't see the black in me doesn't mean it isn't there. You're a rap star and I'm a twitter poster, who do you think holds more sway in your sphere? I can't police you, just offer a perspective on the optics of your words and actions conflicting.
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@miiyazuko @ayeejuju Is that a sword?
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@TheOmniLiberal Mr. Bonerelli...
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@ChancoCat Quiet yelling πŸ˜‚
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@vanillaopinions @BaraccaLucio If more people die from distracted driving than drunk driving, it doesn't mean that drunk driving shouldn't be outlawed.
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@andiipoops Where can I order these couch cushions?
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@EndymionYT @YellowFlashGuy You've brought it up more times than Ubisoft has so far.
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@ChancoCat Because it's illegal in the statesm
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@Sportz_DC @msainat1 100% of $7.50 is as unsurvivable as 50% of $7.50. It's a wage problem.
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1 year
@shoe0nhead @AUskipper The culture war has gotten so heated that "If you're not with us, you're against us" on every single possible topic, situation, or event.
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@ChancoCat @chancocat2 Bruhh... Hang in there, lol.
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1 year
@Timcast Yeah, who needs accountability when you can just say "Relax, bro, it's just a joke!"
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1 year
@LizRummy @shaun_vids Like the AMERICAN deep state?
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@andiipoops Good job, very proud!
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2 months
@Col_Crockett @elonmusk Hey, someone actually watched the video!
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@ChancoCat Hierarchy rewards those at the top!
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@onlyyaelin Yo I need to go sea shell hunting fr 😳😳😳
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@IGN Do I get the salary of the guy you just let go of, or is this a cost saving measure I'll get to experience X years down the road? πŸ€”
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@Ghost61464384 @deathbian @DestroyerFap @IwriteOK This is the hardest cope I've seen on Twitter since the Yasuke Wiki got locked.
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@KnowingBetterYT @fasc1nate I thought it was common knowledge that The Rock is a third generation wrestler, at least to wrestling fans.
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@nytimes Report on why we need a lotto ticket to get a house.
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@ChancoCat Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus!
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@DJNottingham1 @mannysr24 @WandasAttorney Imagine being the visual effects studio that used AI technology to make a stylistic choice that made the opening credits fit the narrative and then everyone says you got exploited or didn't get paid to make it.
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@ChancoCat 😳
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@Loishmay πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°
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@andiipoops They better be blueee!!!!
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@ChancoCat When you forget the word 'less'
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@Fitnessnala Buzz me up Daddy 😏
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@SarahKWilliam @COBHC85 @djkevlar Cops are on both sides, so yeah, funny you only notice the ones you disagree with.
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@KatonaJon @davenewworld_2 If a cop asked to fuck you in the ass, would you offer him lube or just a fresh suck session first?
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@Fitnessnala Identifying as furniture rn
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@LangmanVince @RepSwalwell Someone saying thank you is then breaking? You're a manly man, huh?
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@andiipoops @GamerSupps Hair lookin' nice here! Is that a wig? 😳
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@miiyazuko C'mere babe! πŸ˜‹
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@andiipoops Ooooh bby!
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@ChancoCat I might flinch 😣
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@andiipoops 7 Days to Die has gotten pretty interesting with the last few updates! πŸ§ŒπŸ§Ÿβ€β™€οΈπŸ”«
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@kaitgonewild Bro I forgot Amouranth wasn't your legit name and saw this and was like 'wow this kait girl is trying really hard to look like Amouranth.' πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@KnowingBetterYT Smart, people who still listen to the radio aren't watching YouTube.
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