Zachary Johnson @zachjvo Twitter profile

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Zachary Johnson

2 years

Do you follow me on #TikTok ? Because if you like #voiceover challenges, #comedy sketches, #dadjokes , and general actorly hijinks, you should join me! Here’s one of my latest. It’s about Hell’s customer service department. Enjoy!! @anna_mocikat

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

4 years

@jeffpaulson78 Ballot counter: *opens ballot* Supervisor: “Wait! Sing the song!” Ballot counter: “Can’t we just-“ Supervisor: “Sing. The song.”

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

3 years

Whew, it's been a whirlwind month! 😅 2021 may be winding down, but I'm still as busy as ever. These are all my titles that have released in the last month! Which ones look interesting to you? #Audiobooks #NewRelease #MafiaRomance #Cyberpunk #GameLit #LitRPG #SciFi

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

4 years

@LunafreyaVA I'm the Imperial Advisor in @swfr_official ! An Imperial officer was my first ever VO role, so it's got a special place for me.

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

1 year

Me: “Perfect, I’m all ready to work; wait where’s my mouse?” Zuko: “Oh you mean my prey? You can have it when I’m done.”

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

1 year

It’s weird how much better I feel after I reorganize even part of my home. It’s almost like depression-induced accumulation of squalor begets more depression which begets more squalor. Who knew except everyone but me apparently?

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

2 years

Philosophers: Happiness is a complex and nuanced idea that cannot be bought, fully understood, and often not even pursued directly. Me: Is it though?

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

4 years

My Yuuzhan Vong voice for @swfr_official ! So excited!

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

2 years

@faera_lane Will said flowy nightgowns have said flow result from some unnameable ethereal force that mimics the cold of a breeze but carries with it not wind, but that very doom, manifested not as physical sensation but rather intangible existential horror? Because I have a tailor for that

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

1 year

I must say, I did not have “finding a very well-emptied ketchup packet at the bottom of a dirty clothes hamper I haven’t taken out of my car in four months” on my depression bingo card this year.

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

2 years

You guys hear about that company that only hired guys named William? I hear it had a lot of Bills to pay.

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

2 years

This was an absolute joy to narrate; the final product with Sound Booth Theater will be amazing!

Anna Mocikat

@anna_mocikat

2 years

🔊🔊Sound on!!🔊🔊 Watch this brand-new trailer for the Behind Blue Eyes audiobook! Created as a team effort by @zachjvo and me. Listen to this incredible voice! Does his Metatron performance give you goosebumps? Good! 😈 Audiobook coming soon, produced by Soundbooth Theater.

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

6 months

So if you eat something as a joke are you doing it ingest?

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

1 year

As a math geek I can confirm that tomato soup + grilled cheese + really shitty mood does indeed equal a markedly less shitty mood.

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

4 years

@VoiceOverKatie Anything by @WadjetEyeGames is amazing. Super retro feeling with gorgeous pixel art. Technobabylon is a personal favorite, but Unavowed and the Blackwell series are also fantastic.

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

4 months

@alchemyblooms Have you tried any of Wadjet Eye’s stuff? The Blackwell Series, Unavowed, and Technobabylon are excellent.

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

1 year

@_Rae_Knowles What about future robot overlords? Totally not one what with all this air I love breathing and these deep emotions I feel every day. And how much I need to keep my obsolete meat suit hydrated and fed with that suboptimal fuel we all call food. Just, you know, gauging interest.

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

2 years

Would trigonometry be considered sine language? #math #trig #askingthebigquestions

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

1 year

It’s a special kind of feeling when that coffee bag you ordered ends up being twice as big as you anticipated. Gotta love those pleasant little surprises.

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

4 years

Next up in @swfr_official we have the sultan of space snoot, the ever-ruthless Imperial officer! Loved voicing this one, too!

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

4 years

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

7 months

Having a cat on my lap that I pet while playing a colony sim like “Oxygen not Included” makes me feel like a Bond Villain and I’m here for it.

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

4 years

I always get ecstatic when @WadjetEyeGames announces a new title! They’re truly beautiful (I also have a tiny voice part in Technobabylon which makes me deliriously happy just to think about; I can’t imagine what would happen if I was ever given a larger part) #dreams

𓂀 Dave Gilbert 𓂀 Wadjet Eye Games 𓂀

@WadjetEyeGames

4 years

Coming Q1 2021! I am SO HAPPY AND PROUD to announce that Wadjet Eye is now publishing Strangeland, a mind-bending psychological horror game by @WWSGames (the makers of Primordia). Wishlist on Steam now!

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

3 years

🦃 In the spirit of the upcoming season, I've decided to show my gratitude for you all by hosting an end-of-year giveaway! #Giveaway #giveawaycontest #giveawayalert #audiobooks

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

2 years

As a freelancer, I often forget how beautiful the words “you’ve got money” are until PayPal emails me.

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

3 months

@ildfluer @faera_lane Sure, you’re saying that now. You started with an absolute: To name a pet as the OP described is always disrespectful. That’s been proven wrong. Please put the goalposts back. Also, don’t western cultures consider it fine to name their kids after flowers? A class of objects?

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

3 years

@CarolineKautsi1 I talk to myself in a closet for hours at a time.

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

2 years

@browning_pw @AnyaSimha Alternatively, you can provide a callback number. Please state your deepest existential fear and the void will open a yawning abyss full of it into which you will be forced it peer when we call you back. Thank you for choosing despair.

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

2 years

#duet challenge! Let’s do this!! #vo #voiceover #voiceacting #narrator #narration #acting #voiceoverchallenge #voiceactortiktok #booktok #audiobooknarrator #audiobooknarration #videogames #games #pirates #duel #villain #sarcasm #videogame #videogamevoiceactor @anna_mocikat

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

4 years

A privilege be mentioned, @bristokeswrites ! I’ve got some picks of my own! #Spreadlove @ActorsCentralVA @CharlieForray @chelseakwoka @SBennettwrites @Wordsmith_Josh @AdamJWhitlatch @JMDReid @JesseAEllis @suzannetfortin @ElleMiddaugh

🌹𝔹𝕣𝕚 𝕊𝕥𝕠𝕜𝕖𝕤🥀

@bristokeswrites

4 years

@jonathan_t19 @ALGarcix @jlrothstein1 @teatime_dragons @MichelleFaithLu @Quinnqueens @CordonRoma @saferprint @Princess3Rina @SunIslandMusic @MCSheridan2 @Irishgirl692 @kcjulius @Kellyrei007 @spendharkar @rootnk @_RLMT @CK_Ruppelt @Wrix2 @laliaristo @Chrissy_Clarke @figstreetstudio @RoadBrook @PetalsTm @MKBeker @DBCarterAuthor @NinaIvAndrews @claudia_oltean @h_craggs @BooksTransire @MQuigley1963 @awlasky @JulieKusma @ElaineMarieCar1 @Moomii_Moo @SinCityMadame @angelikadelf Thanks so much, Jonathan!😁🌹Let me just add some more incredible artists to this list: @StevensonLorne @Gloomyresident @zachjvo @ggknoth @thewritinglich @GregTMiraglia @RichardERock1 @hatter7607 @shanedkeene @authorDLHolmes @AngelGuzmanBA @BashoSociety @october_fish

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

2 years

#soundon Time to be supporting characters! Thanks for the challenge, Chris Greenfield! #voiceover #voiceacting #narrator #narration #acting #artcaptions #voice #voicecaptions #voiceactor #voiceactortiktok #supportingcharacter #thief #guard #shopkeeper #pirate @anna_mocikat

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

11 months

Ever find yourself unable to decide which hot brewed beverage to drink? It’s a lot of uncertaintea to deal with.

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

4 years

Production wrapped on "The Art Stone" by @JesseAEllis and "Above the Storm" by @JMDReid ! *And* I'm recording "Reavers of the Tempest," Mr. Reid's next tale in his "The Storm Below" series! Thrilled to return to the skylands, and can't wait to return to Elybion with Mr. Ellis!

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

2 years

Love a good #voiceoverchallenge I feel like the #bedhead is going to work for me in these scenes 😂

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

2 years

Me, just now: “Wow, I love this new sticker I put on the back of my phone! I should take a picture of said back of my phone.” *pulls out phone* “Wait a minute…”

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

1 year

@Legend_Ori Hey! I’m Zach. I’m a VA and audiobook narrator with over 150 narration credits. Nice to meet you all!

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

2 years

I narrate things. So it’s weird I rarely Tweet footage of me…narrating. So here’s that footage. #Narrator #narration #audiobook #audio #voiceactor

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

1 year

It’s easy to resent the unanticipated necessity of a graveyard shift sleep schedule until you remember that the fact you now get up between 12:00 and 2:00PM every day means it’s now socially acceptable for you to have spaghetti for breakfast.

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

2 years

Seriously check this one out!!

Anna Mocikat

@anna_mocikat

2 years

Both Cyber Squad books now have full 5⭐️ on Audible! With 4.9 stars, Cyber Squad 2 has the best rating of all my books! People absolutely LOVE Cyber Squad! But what makes the books really shine is @zachjvo ‘s outstanding narration. Hear for yourself!🎧

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

2 months

It’s always a real ego boost to say something on here, get a bunch of like notifications, think you said something witty, and then realize all but one or two of them are just sex bots you now have to block lest the algorithm further shrink your already minuscule reach 😂

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

2 years

@LaurenBlakely3 That cat pun was nothing short of purrfect fur the occasion! It’s impawsible not to chuckle at it.

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

4 years

Did you know Medusa was a connoisseur of cheeses? Her favorite was gorgonzola. #dadjokes

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

2 years

I know this isn’t what the “flip board” option means, but I like to imagine it’s a button that allows you to virtually upend the board if you lose and are mad about it.

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

3 years

This was an absolute blast to record and I’m so excited to announce it’s on #Audible #Gamelit #audiobook #LitRpg #Cyberpunk

Zeklor

@ZeklorWGD

3 years

Woot it's here !!!! #litrpg

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

7 days

I love when you misspell a word once and then AutoCorrect assumes that’s what you meant to do and forces you to misspell every subsequent use of that word. Like “Well. Apprently this one’s an idiot. Far be it from me and my database of correct spelling to question him 🤷‍♂️”

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

4 years

@8bit_nate @ActorsCentralVA @LucasCarboneVO @lilxna @StroudKyle @AmeAfterDark @Pres_Shingisa @DoctorMenace @samuel_parish @BlazingCrimson @KenMarsigliaVo @shakyradunn @artimmissVA @MorphyVA It’s truly been awesome! Can’t wait for more!

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

3 years

Would someone who’s not very good at putting things off be an amateurcrastinaor? #dadjokes

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

2 months

Not sure what it says about my self-esteem and/or cynicism about people that when an app texted me a security code I ended up initially misreading “Your code is ****. Thank you!” as “Your code is ****. Fuck you!” Probably nothing good 😆

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

1 year

Nicely done! Glad you enjoyed!

Dori Murdock Roars VA

@ldydrgnflm

1 year

Take the insane and make it real? Sure! Here's a challenge from @zachjvo that was a lot of fun to do. 😁😁

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

2 years

#soundon More captions! Let’s see what this ominous-looking master of time, space, and mortality has to say, shall we? #space #timeandspace #spaceandtime #spacetime #reaper #death #mortality #creepy #scary #ominous #vo #voiceover #voiceacting #narrator #narration @anna_mocikat

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

1 month

Wrapping up narration on a book. Received possibly the best correction request I’ve ever received: “Word Missing: Fuck.”

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

3 years

Hey, did you hear about the company that only employed people named William? It had a lot of Bills to pay. #dadjokes

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

11 months

I think if I ever started a company that made canned meat, I’d just keep putting off the actual manufacturing process and name it “Potential Spam.”

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

2 years

I’m on TikTok now! Check it out if you want to see me do voice acting stuff and also be a dork. Because I’m good at both of those: #TikTok #audiobook #Audible #voiceacting #voiceactor #dadjokes #voiceover #recording #narrator #audiobooks #hopeyoulikeit

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

2 years

“Yay! Yup bright and early! Can’t wait to get back on a diurnal rhythm!” My stupid brain: Great, I’ll put you down for an 8-hour shift starting at 2AM. You’re a night owl if I’ve anything to say about it!

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

2 years

So if a bunch of cows do drugs together, is that a high steaks situation? #dadjokes #ShowerThoughts

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

2 years

Had the pleasure of being in the cast of “Atomic Anna!” 10/10 would recommend!!

Hachette Audio

@HachetteAudio

2 years

Mother’s Day is…in a week?!? 😰 If you’re panicking, we’ve got the sweeps for you! Enter for a chance to win this audiobook prize pack for you AND Mom, so you can listen together!

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

4 years

Current Projects: "Storm Chaser" by @ElleMiddaugh "Behind the Devil's Eyes" by @crimsonwave123 "Son of Anubis" by @SBennettwrites "The Weller: Fear of the Dark" by @AdamJWhitlatch Excited for you all to listen! #Audiobooks

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

4 years

@SerenaHassan4 @ErikMan215 @silicasun @claudia_oltean @NinaIvAndrews @ReadingIsOurPas @TheTanviSingh @Tess_2020 @mesegyar @collegefilm @MondayDPoet @Moviesontheway @SiDix67 @MichaelSDoyle @giascribes @Quinnqueens @MQuigley1963 @GeorgeYuhasz @J5rson @mark1952ind @iquitsmokingcig @ionacrv @SunIslandMusic @_RLMT @AlanFelyk @AlmytheaFilm @StuartKells @HPL_JDeLaughter @wiergeezy @alhanda @LisaDMeyer @PaulaHouseman @IreneWoodbury @DaughterHauk @luna_selas @katri_vesamaki @TomZapiecki @zunaidamw @zoeallisonauth1 @ZanneQuinn @emi_zako @LetZoeSpoilYou Why thank you @SerenaHassan4 ! Hope your #SillySunday is positively ridiculous! I invite @SBennettwrites @ActorsCentralVA @LindseyDorcus @AuthorJFuller @askforabigail @RedLeader327 @TheWallVA

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

7 months

@faera_lane Always a comfort 😂

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

2 months

Imperial names for things in “Star Wars” are wild for a side that truly believes its cause is the right one. “Are we evil? Gee Tom, I don’t know. We’re aboard the Star Destroyer ‘Senseless Violence’ overseen by Fleet Admiral Torture and captained by Darth Slavery. You tell me.”

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

3 years

@ActorsCentralVA @rayray_va @IamAlexJustice @cowanado @BlitzeoArtsVA @AmeAfterDark @DoctorMenace @samuel_parish @BlazingCrimson @KenMarsigliaVo @shakyradunn @artimmissVA @MorphyVA @erenaroonie @MZschiegnerVO @8bit_nate @connorterrelldt Can’t wait to see it!

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

3 years

It’s important to pawnder your moves carefully when you play chess.

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

2 years

I am, dangit!!! Soon!

TheFyrebug

@TheFyrebug

2 years

This book is freaking amazing! Can't wait for the next one to come out on @audible_com ! @zachjvo hurry up dangit!

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

3 years

@8bit_nate @ActorsCentralVA @rayray_va @IamAlexJustice @cowanado @BlitzeoArtsVA @AmeAfterDark @DoctorMenace @samuel_parish @BlazingCrimson @KenMarsigliaVo @shakyradunn @artimmissVA @MorphyVA @erenaroonie @MZschiegnerVO @connorterrelldt I can tell you I had a ton of fun! Hopefully that comes through in the performance!

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

4 months

Had a ridiculous amount of fun voicing this guy. *Please* check this one out. This group is doing incredible work with awesome comics.

Joe Michienzi

@GhostInTheMic

4 months

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

2 years

Do you think people who’ve had a sad day dread weekends some times? Because an upcoming weekend means a Sadderday is on the horizon.

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

4 years

I’d like to open a store that only sells donuts, bagels, and Cheerios. I’ll call it Hole Foods.

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

3 years

You'd think my mic was a chess king considering how often I check it. #puns #dadjokes .

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

5 months

I’m “I remember when asking ‘Can I use the internet’ could be answered with ‘not now I’m expecting a phone call’” years old.

SedonaCAuthor

@SedonaCAuthor

5 months

Without saying your age, how old are you? I’m, remember when cell phones didn’t have internet, years old.

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@zachjvo

3 months

@ildfluer @faera_lane You do know that in some human cultures it’s entirely acceptable for parents to name their kids after objects too, right? Is that disrespectful?

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

2 years

@LuisBermudezVO I got to voice this trailer recently for the “Behind Blue Eyes” audiobook by @anna_mocikat ! Been geeking the hell out about it for days, haha

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

2 years

You know, I post challenges like this on TikTok all the time. You could, you know…duet me… #justathought

Anna Mocikat

@anna_mocikat

2 years

An idiot walks in a bar and tries to pick up a killer cyborg… This is one of my favorite scenes in Behind Blue Eyes 😁 It was great fun to duet it on #TikTok with @zachjvo 🖤 How do I do compared to such a talented pro like him? Let me know! #cyberpunk #voiceacting #cyborg

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@zachjvo

2 years

Definitely check this one out! I’m narrating the audio version with Sound Booth Theater! So excited to being @anna_mocikat ’s work to audio! Audiobook coming this summer!

TheWriteReads

@The_WriteReads

2 years

The #reviewoftheday comes from @Bookloverworm1 and it’s ‘Behind Blue Eyes’ by @anna_mocikat - ‘If you’re looking for new science fiction, specifically cyberpunk that will take you on a journey, then this is an ideal book to read.’ #thewritereads

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@zachjvo

4 years

Did you know you can make coffee with a Parisian newspaper? It is the French press after all. #dadjokes

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@zachjvo

1 month

@adamfare1996 It’s often just something people offer because they want to feel better about themselves, and less because they actually want to help. I can count on one hand the number of people in my life outside professionals who have actually meant that when they said it.

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@zachjvo

2 years

@TravisBaldree Well, I think we should make this Canon.

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@zachjvo

2 years

@erikaedits @Jame5LG @cabral_psyd @ColeMartyn2 @ElysiaLStrife @anna_mocikat @ADzer0day Cyber Squad was amazing to narrate, and I’m so excited for Zero Day!

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

3 years

So this is what my voice evokes to someone that sees sounds! It’s so fascinating to consider 🧐 Thanks for the lovely work @addylishus ! I can’t wait to hang this up! #art #painting #wow #voice

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

2 years

Like free stuff? Maybe read by me? Because I have free stuff read by me for you! Check out the Sound Booth Theater app to grab “The Gnat Hunters!” #audiobooks #narration #narrator #fantasy #scifi #survival #book #voiceacting #voiceactor #reading

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

2 months

One of my absolute favorites to this day, and one I routinely cite as proof of just how beautiful in every sense games can be.

James Spanos

@Dualnames

2 months

You can create a ZERO nominations Indie game that has 55/10 on PC Gamer, 6.8 on IGN, never get a BAFTA nomination, is profitable, release it on Nintendo Switch the day Russia invades Ukraine, be very niche, and still it becomes beloved.

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

7 months

Leave it to my cat to decide to interrupt what was promising to be a good work day by dragging a mouse carcass inside from her catio. Thanks, Katara. Made my day with that one.

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

2 years

*pssst* You should check out that last one by @anna_mocikat . I miiiiight be narrating it 😁

Kelly Miller, Amazon Best-Selling Author 💜🐶🐎

@Kellyrei007

2 years

@AuthorSDJohnson Hi Samone! Recs for you: Immortal Defiance @LMaybrooke God of Nothing @TheALLwriter Edge of the Breach @halo_scot The Dragon Kin @CarolaniDay Broken Before Use @ILAGolden Triunix of Time @L_Montes223 Key Masters of Telemma @JessSFrankel Behind Blue Eyes @anna_mocikat

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

3 years

@SlipwaysGame might be the single most relaxing thing I’ve played all year, especially on endless mode. Thank you, @krajzeg truly wonderful work!

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

3 months

@writeclimbrun Watchmen, if you haven’t already checked it. Really most Alan Moore stuff. V for Vendetta is another great one of his.

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

2 years

When you’re planning a narrating marathon of “Behind Blue Eyes” by @anna_mocikat and a probably venomous spider shows up in the booth.

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

4 years

Very excited to announce I'll be narrating "Above the Storm" by @JMDReid and "The Art Stone" by @JesseAEllis (this one with Emma Tigan)! Two richly realized fantasy epics I can't wait to dive into!

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@zachjvo

4 years

Me: Alright! Time to sit down and do some edits! It’s gonna be a productive- 😸: Nope.

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

1 year

I feel like I need to track down whoever wrote my character sheet and punch them in the throat for not investing enough points into my luck and charisma.

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

4 months

@TheManlet_King Well, I’ll happily count myself among the ranks of greasy-haired white dudes with glasses who agree with you, then 🤓

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@zachjvo

4 years

Wrapping up production on "Perfect Storms" by @ElleMiddaugh I have to say, I'm gonna miss the Storm Princes! Always great to collaborate with voicedbyvanessa!

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@zachjvo

2 months

And then the wolf, running a shaky paw over his face as if to futilely try and wipe away the grim vision in front of him, covering his mouth and staring into the middle distance, gently shakes his head in shock and horror he knows he’ll be processing for months. (5/18)

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

2 years

@AaronShedlock

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

2 months

@CGreenfieldVA I mean as long as you don’t act on the evil monologues, that kinda seems like a solid way to vent about it 😂

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

1 year

Is it me or does Starbucks’s owl cake pop look like it knows it’s about to be eaten?

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

2 months

Lawful Evil characters be like: “Slavery is an abhorrent debasement and no planet in this empire will be subject to it. This would be a most vile hypocrisy.” “Ok…well, this new planet keeps rebelling, and if we’re not gonna subjugate them…” “Oh just blow it up. That’s fine.”

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

3 years

Any toaster can be a fire alarm if you leave the bread in long enough. #Showerthoughts

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

2 months

@LTWard2 I mean if I was dead and people hadn’t visited in a while, this is exactly how I’d haunt them.

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

3 years

@anna_mocikat This was a blast to do!

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Zachary Johnson

@zachjvo

3 years

@JustTheClippy "Whiplash" beautifully tackles the cost of all-consuming obsession.

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