Zach Dunn @zachbdunn Twitter profile

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Zach Dunn

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2 years

Do you think his orthodontist was a fellow minion or an open-minded human

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2 years

They could never make The Office today. One day is not enough time to make a whole tv show

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3 years

Little kids are obsessed with garbage trucks because they love powerful unions

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2 years

NEW JAMES BOND MOVIE: James if you can't overcome your generational trauma you'll never discover what it means to truly sacrifice OLD JAMES BOND MOVIE: My name is Rebecca Ass

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4 years

Gollum... Dobby... there was a time when buying a ticket to the movies meant you were about to see a truly disgusting little freak

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7 years

THE "IT" CINEMATIC UNIVERSE CORRECT VIEWING ORDER It It Follows It Comes At Night Bring It On It's Complicated Just Go With It Bring It On 2

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6 years

Officially starting a rumor that the dudes from Dave & Buster’s are the same as the dudes from Barnes & Noble. Dave Barnes and Buster Noble. Why not who fuckin cares

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5 years

My parents met when my dad kept unfollowing and refollowing my mom until she followed back

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3 years

Sorry to put the show on blast like this, but I watch @nbcsnl to laugh, not to be scared out of my mind. You just lost a viewer.

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2 years

If I were the host of this show it would be over in like a minute. I know where Italy is

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3 years

Name rearranges to "MEAN EVILDOER." Don't say I didn't warn you

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BREAKING: Oliver Daemen, 18, becomes the youngest person ever to fly to space. #BlueOrigin

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Zach Dunn

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3 months

Yeah I like West Wing alright. Westwing on the gwound with my fwiends

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Zach Dunn

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4 years

The Lincoln Project finally gives us an answer to the question "What if FuckJerry was run by the people who created ICE?"

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4 years

Nice

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Zach Dunn

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6 months

2024 is about to be fucking insane

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Zach Dunn

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2 years

What if Donald Trump released a pop song and it was amazing

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1 year

Oh perfect. Shaq’s in the Cube. As if I don’t have enough on my plate right now

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2 years

I'm enjoying Rings Of Power but not sure why they felt the need to include these lines

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2 years

There comes a time in every celebrity’s lifespan in which they have to clarify this

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7 months

The Spotify AI DJ is so awesome. It somehow knows I want to listen to a little bit of "Thursday music" (?) followed by 12 of the worst songs ever recorded

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2 years

There should be a version of “Brrrr” for when it’s hot out. “Glaaaap” or something

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5 years

Sorry to ruin Christmas or whatever but I unfortunately have to share these excerpts from this 1970s children's sex ed book

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3 years

[fancy daughter comes back from her first semester at culinary school in the big city] Well well well if it isn’t

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Zach Dunn

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4 years

If James Corden replaces Ellen, that leaves an open host slot for The Late Late Show. And I can think of no one better to fill that slot than comedy legend Ellen DeGeneres

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5 years

(person visiting LA) Hey I'm in LA, would love to meet up! My hotel is about an hour south of San Diego, so should be convenient for you to pick me up? Got us reservations at this restaurant in Portland

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4 years

Another historic Emmys night in the books

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2 years

The Fabelmans was great but I'm not sure if these scenes were necessary

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Zach Dunn

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4 years

Bernie is going to make it illegal for my girlfriend to refer to me playing Pokemon as “making your little bugs fight each other”

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1 year

Hey bud, I’m only gonna say this once, so listen close: you have no fucking idea who my favorite plumbers are

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Zach Dunn

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2 years

So he literally thinks being shot in the head with an arrow while playing the banjo is something to joke about? Cool. Cool cool cool

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5 years

Those A24 movies with narrow aspect ratios should make use out of the extra space on the sides of the screen. Put up some NFL scores or something

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1 year

Double Seinfeld at the pizza place. Life can be amazing

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6 years

Will be forever blown away by the comedic heavy lifting being done by the two commas in this song title

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3 years

One thing I hate is when you’re shooting an energy beam at your enemy and they shoot a beam right back at your beam except their beam is slightly more powerful so it steadily gets closer and closer 🙄

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4 months

Madame Web is one of the best movies ever about Spiderman’s uncle’s coworker

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1 year

No Hard Feelings has made history as the first comedy in 10 years to not feature a character accidentally doing drugs

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2 years

The Auntie Anne’s pretzel is canonically dead

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Zach Dunn

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3 years

After a long week I'm so glad to finally say this

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8 months

Not trying to be rude but if there was a scenario where the devil was real and took a modern day human form you have to assume he’d become a YouTube prankster energy drink mogul named “Mr. Beast”

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4 years

There are certain things that are just part of the human experience. Falling in love. Growing distant from a close friend. Getting caught attending a fracking lobbyist's birthday party at the most exclusive restaurant in the country

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Gov. Gavin Newsom apologizes for attending party at French Laundry: "We're all human. We all fall short sometimes."

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4 years

‘CATS’ NAME GENERATOR 😺🕺 1) To begin, take your FIRST name, and replace it with the word “Skimbleshanks” 2) Then, take your LAST name, and replace it with: “The Railway Cat” Have fun everybody, and let me know what you got!

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4 years

Fuck it. Time to put my money where my mouth is. I’m moving to New York City to take classes at the UCB Theatre

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4 years

Farting on tv and then a couple days later the president announcing that you are going to die. That’s life

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3 years

New Yorkers over 30 are now officially eligible...TO START A PODCAST!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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4 years

When my roommate puts a sock on his doorknob that’s how I know him and his girlfriend are in there loudly searching for the other sock

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3 years

What if this movie never came out and we just kept getting new looks at Muncher every few months for the rest of our lives

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3 years

A new look at Muncher in ‘GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE’. (Source: )

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3 years

Some of y'all need to focus a little less on "Bean Dad" and a little more on how to "Be an Dad".

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4 years

I don’t get the supreme court. So we’re just gonna let the nine hottest people in the country decide what’s legal?

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3 years

This has gotta be the greatest interaction in the history of this site

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4 years

I’ve gotta hand it to Quibi, it’s spawned some of my favorite content of the year (articles about Quibi)

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2 years

For what it’s worth I was walking around New York City with my mom today and I said “it’s such a nice day” and she said “this was the exact weather on 9/11”

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1 year

Keeping this one in the chamber just in case

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Zach Dunn

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7 years

This quote from the campaign trail is taking on a whole new meaning

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4 years

No better way to celebrate an INCREDIBLE first day of work on the Bloomberg campaign than by showing off my #MovesLikeBloomberg . So excited this intern position suddenly opened up. Oh, and @nickciarelli ... methinks you left a couple things in your desk 😂

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6 months

Babe, get in here. Easton Stick passed to Stone Smartt to the left for 4 yard gain tackled by Divine Deablo

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2 years

He’s talking about Scott Aukerman

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Zach Dunn

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3 years

Look at all of the lines. Pretty clear indication of how divided our nation has become

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Zach Dunn

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4 years

Hey California, please vote NO on Prop 22! Uber and Lyft have spent $200 million to trick people into voting yes. I believe they should have spent that money on something cool, like a movie about Iron Man. Here’s what the CA Labor Federation has to say:

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3 months

PERSON SITTING DOWN TO INTERVIEW BRADLEY COOPER: So Bradley was it fun working with— BRADLEY COOPER: Every night I dream about my mom and my dog kissing

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4 years

Absolutely smoked my mom in Scrabble today. Wasn’t even fun — just put my head down and wrecked her. Yesterday was her birthday

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4 years

Uber and Lyft may have spent $180 million on propaganda, but all the money in the world couldn't buy this image I just made in Microsoft Word

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3 years

Hey @AmericanAir I hate to do this publicly, but I feel I have no other choice. I’ve tried calling/emailing but your customer service has been an absolute nightmare. So let’s see if Twitter can get my question answered. What is an airplane? Is it a car, or something different?

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4 years

Does Jax think the curfew is bedtime

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3 years

Stuart Little should be named Stuart Mouse. Yes he is little. But that’s not his defining characteristic. Mouse is

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1 year

Oh right yeah because the rest of an ice cream cone sucks. Fuck you

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3 years

Why is every member of congress's twitter bio like "Husband to Katherine. Daddy to Hayden and Sage. Puppy papa to Cornflake. I work in politics."

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3 years

The only "disc-course" I'm interested in taking part in involves about 18 of these bad boys

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4 years

Pretending this isn’t the name of his restaurant and is instead just another piece of information about him

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4 years

POSTMATES ADS UNTIL 2 WEEKS AGO: Daddy wants to get his *sriracha on* without gettin outta his footie pajamas 🤪 POSTMATES ADS SINCE 2 WEEKS AGO: Sartre once posited that mankind is condemned to be free,

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4 years

Replying “I thought it was Mother’s Day, not SISTER’S Day 🤤” to every single post

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4 years

Oh awesome the dude who doubled the prison population weighed in

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4 years

Speaking at John Lewis' funeral, Bill Clinton disses civil rights leader Stokely Carmichael (later Kwame Ture): "There were two or three years there where the movement went a little bit too far towards Stokely. But in the end, John Lewis prevailed."

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3 years

We are getting pretty close to an infographic that explains what war is

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3 years

Oscars is night where movies get to be the tv show

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4 years

Welp. Just woke up with zero recollection of filming this. Last night I got drunk for the first time on Smirnoff Ices and I must have recorded this to impress my new coworkers. I don’t like what this job has done to me, and I hereby tender my resignation. #DropOutBloomberg

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4 years

No better way to celebrate an INCREDIBLE first day of work on the Bloomberg campaign than by showing off my #MovesLikeBloomberg . So excited this intern position suddenly opened up. Oh, and @nickciarelli ... methinks you left a couple things in your desk 😂

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3 years

If you want a masterclass in character writing, re-watch the Entourage title sequence. My Hollywood screenwriter buddy did a frame-by-frame breakdown for me. The show’s writers make us know that Turtle is the one who drives the car…and it only takes 77 seconds. THREAD 🧵

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2 years

Seeing a lot of you making fun of this elderly painter for misspeaking (most likely due to an undiagnosed anxiety disorder). Real classy 👍

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2 years

Former President George W. Bush: “The decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq. I mean of Ukraine.”

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2 years

@SamFishell Think you mean “beforeshadowing” (stuff happening *before* other stuff). Nice try tho!

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3 years

Not sure why they made this

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1 year

Less talk about Austin Butler, more talk about my awesome butler. Barnaby (if you’re reading this) just know that you are a legend and are amazing at making cereal 🙌

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3 years

You and your friends may “snort cocaine,” but me and my friends

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Earlier my dad said to my gf “You know Zach used to try to write for The Onion!” Thanks man

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Buckling my belt tighter at the end of a particularly unsatisfying meal

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1 year

On every episode of Top Chef they introduce a random guest judge named like Sam Bumpus and all the contestants go “Holy shit that’s Sam Bumpus”

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4 years

There’s so many people running around with pots and pans right now you’d think a little Italian boy was misbehaving

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2 years

Deux Moi is amazing. Where else could I find out Alec Baldwin sounds just like 30 Rock

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4 years

Is he even allowed to tweet this?

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3 years

Drop your lock screen

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3 years

Drop your lock screen

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They pump the smell of piss into public restrooms to get you in the mood to piss

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I can't stop thinking about the Barstool president guy's Wikipedia glossary

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4 years

It's officially been one year since Dakota Johnson made history on Ellen

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4 years

One tough thing about being a boring man is there’s no way of knowing at what point I’m going to wake up and be inexplicably obsessed with World War II

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4 years

It’s very sad that Laker fans seem to have been permanently scarred by the experience of rooting for a mediocre basketball team for like 2 weeks in 2013

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3 years

I fucking hate being the main character in a comedy pilot. My status quo constantly being thrown for a loop in a way that may not be what I want but just might end up being what I need 😖

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4 years

Movie idea: PRINCESSPAL. Princess who becomes the Principal. “You think ruling a kingdom’s hard? Try a middle school.” Etc

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5 months

Missed The Grinch in theaters and watching now. Annoyed enough to ask midfilm about why it celebrates the idea of stealing gifts and ruining the holiday for residents of Whoville? It’s like they wanted to make a movie that encourages viewers to not believe in power of Christmas.

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Missed Oppenheimer in theaters and watching now. Annoyed enough to ask midfilm about why it elevates a political allegory over the creation of a weapon that could destroy all of humankind? It's like the 48th most interesting plotline they might pick.

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5 years

As someone who had plans to see The Hunt in theaters with Jeffrey Epstein, today basically pretty much sucks

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2 years

@mollylambert @cactusjmal A classic Goldilocks "just right" situation

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8 years

Watching a movie. Don't wanna say which, but......holy hell can this rat cook

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Smokin on that shit that made Sarah Silverman defy the Geneva Convention

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4 years

Parody of WAP about voting. Wet Ass Voting, Vote Ass Pussy, who gives a shit. Not my job to come up with the words-- I came up with the idea. Get off my fucking back

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