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I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone

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one thing I feel like we're not acknowledging as a society is that everyone is now just completely insane

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hell yeah momtifa

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Incredible scene in Portland right now. A group of Moms are chanting, “Feds stay clear! Moms are here!” at the federal courthouse.

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James Corden and Amy Schumer telling Khloe and Kim not to let the haters get them down...maybe some of you should let the haters get you down though

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well the feds tear gassed the mayor of Portland

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Guy Fieri saying he asked Jeff Bezos to bail out restaurant workers during Covid and Bezos said no...Guy Fieri is the people’s champ

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let me love you like a wombat

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Jay Leno made a racist joke about Koreans in front of Gabrielle Union, who then got fired for reporting him

Ousted 'America's Got Talent' judges reportedly complained of toxic...

Gabrielle Union and Julianne Hough were cut from the show last week.

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this isn't true at all those guys ate heroin for breakfast

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The weed we have today would have killed a 1930s trumpet player

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"we want grandchildren" sorry hope you like podcasts

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the whole country is a Triangle Shirtwaist Factory

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still a little astounded by all the people who were like "violence is never the answer...send this man to JAIL"

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@elonmusk you/you are so stupid

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I love the story about how Owen Wilson didn't know he was supposed to be a ripped hunk in Anaconda so he showed up and took his shirt off and they were like "put it back on!"

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without handlers every celeb has revealed themselves to be a Jenna Maroney

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Hannibal Lecter is just a Frasier who eats people

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in a way we're all trapped in Ben Affleck's marriage

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RIP blogging we all tried real hard to make the internet good and then corporations and rich idiots destroyed everything a generation of writers tried to build

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the beauty of the Hilaria Baldwin is we all know a boring American girl who decided she was actually “European”

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glad the most iconic LA statue isn’t a colonizer it’s a bunch of wooly mammoths children helplessly watching one of their parents die

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if Bennifer's back you know what's next

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I don't think men understand the extent to which misogyny informs male taste

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every year someone gets millions of likes for tweeting "Michael Caine didn't have to put his whole bussy into A Muppet Christmas Carol like that!"

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last night I found out that all the big cottagecore youtubers live in tiny houses their rich parents built for them in the backyards of their property, petit trianon vibes

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this whole presidency is the accidentally successful Hitler musical from The Producers

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need a Sofia Coppola movie about the 9 months Kylie Jenner spent off social media wandering pregnant around her Calabasas mansion

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girl bosses are like "I'm stepping down and handing off this company to a more diverse crew!" at the exact moment the business starts losing lots of money

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feels like things will never go “back to normal” because there’s been a consciousness shift where average people realized they’ll just be sacrificed on the pyre of capitalism as climate change and various other disasters occur

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they also told Union her hairstyles were "too black" fuck NBC!

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I'm having a real Mad Men episode of a Friday (things are happening to me personally while larger world events unfold)

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why don't the actual impostors have impostor syndrome

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20 year old Lana telling 40 year old Moby he’s first up for the guillotine to his face will sustain me forever

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my friend edited the Werner Herzog interview where the Baby Yoda quotes came from and he said there was ten minutes of Herzog talking about Spaceballs

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why does Charles Dickens look like an e-girl

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the Sundayest Saturday

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is anyone good at sleeping what is your secret

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when it’s safe I’m going to go to a diner and stay there for ten years

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summoning the only people who can take down this president

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this rules it's time for all the animals to turn against us

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A group of people were chased by two Sea Lions at a beach in the La Jolla area of San Diego. Lifeguards were on standby in the water ensuring no one was hurt and the sea lions could easily make their way. It's recommended people stay at least 50 ft away from sea lions. 📹: Charli

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Kirsten Dunst watching Jane Campion blow the Oscar for her

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DJ Khaled:

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it's not too late to replace Joe Biden with literally anyone else

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sorry

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never trust a company with lots of snacks but no overtime

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David Benioff’s dad is head of Goldman Sachs ahahahahaha of course

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saw a headline about jobs trying to lure workers back with "benefits" like "free appetizers" and "phones" that is not what benefits means?

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socializing again is fun because I can’t stop talking for the first few hours and then I completely run out of juice

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Alyssa Milano being mad her podcast isn't as popular as Joe Rogan's is funny because they both live in the same gated community, wow here's my sitcom

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the Olympics were founded by a eugenicist, my grandmother Gretel Bergman was kicked off the German Olympic team in 1936 for being a Jew even though she had the high jump record, the Olympics are not about athletic greatness they’re about money 💰

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Bodies Bodies Bodies is like e-girl Reservoir Dogs (positive review)

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everyone today telling their parents to stay home

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when I get dressed I always put one more accessory on just to spite that Nazi bitch Coco Chanel

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The Matrix Resurrections is a movie about how things have gotten so bad that the old Cyberpunk future feels like a nostalgic comfort

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me welcoming Warren supporters to the Bernie camp with love and light only

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I just saw this picture of young Paulie Walnuts now I’m showing you

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maybe instead of laying off workers you could lower the CEO’s salary?

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Quibi is short for Quick Bites ergo Hulu is short for Huge Lunch

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life is stupid and precious and short, eat good meals, talk to people, and above all be interested in the world outside yourself

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@zachbdunn @cactusjmal LATE 90s JAMES BOND MOVIE Denise Richards: I am a nuclear physicist named Dr. Christmas James Bond: I filled your pussy with explosives

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I pledge allegiance to the moon

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who tear gasses the tear gassers?

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I wish my first thought about Jessica Walter wasn’t of when the men on Arrested Development made her cry in a group interview by gaslighting her about Jeffrey Tambor being a dick

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well I walked through the Echo Park thrift and everything was from the 2000s and one girl told her friend a skirt was “so Y2K” so bury me at sea I guess

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Wolf Of Wall Street has a plot but it’s really just like ten incredible comedy set pieces back to back

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I love that Lady Gaga worked with a speech coach for House Of Gucci and she sounds just like Nadja from What We Do In The Shadows

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every dem mayor who let local cops tear gas people for days while feigning sadness about it should have to hold the line

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the way they are handling the vaccine rollout in Los Angeles is more proof we have no business hosting the fucking Olympics here

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CAST BLAKE LIVELY AS THE PENGUIN U COWARDS

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"Kyrsten Sinema" sounds like someone who reviews Rob Zombie movies for Ain't It Cool News

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“reading a book” is one of my favorite pap shot setups

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so Biden is using the meaningless phrase “I see you again” here’s a fun lil thing my friend noticed

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finally got a good email

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we actually do need predators and their enablers to be purged from all industries and that’s not the fuckin thought police it’s workplace safety 101

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I saw these four dogs with sunglasses on today

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I don’t understand why people want movies and shows to have plots so badly can’t actors just vibe

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why would you as November be 93 degrees

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stuffed in skin suits, making our little "decisions"

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finally some good news

Lana Del Rey and cop boyfriend Sean Larkin break up

"We still talk and whatnot, we just have busy schedules right now," Larkin told the New York Times.

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when you're a genius all men are himbos

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for real though hire more women to write genre shows

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true gold star millennials don’t even fantasize about owning property

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in Portland the mayor is also the police commissioner

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@Judnikki they're going to be fucking 19 year olds and pining for each other for the rest of their lives!

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if Bo Burnham makes another special this time I swear to GOD

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congratulations to hero Faye Dunaway on throwing a coffee cup filled with her own hot piss at Roman Polanski during the filming of Chinatown

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if he survives and makes a lil speech about the virus and the news says he’s become presidential I swear to g

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just met a dude with a pet possum!!!

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the Hollywood protest was organized by a high school student from Immaculate Heart! they are bringing out tanks for fucking teenagers!

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man I've seen a lot of good websites get murdered but the AV Club is a special bummer because I thought on some level it would always just exist

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imagine thinking Martin Scorsese is a bro director when he made The Age Of Innocence and Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore

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just going by Scream rules we shouldn’t celebrate yet

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“like Pizzagate but real” - me explaining Jeffrey Epstein

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me, 2008: gonna scam my way out of a desk job! me, 2018: how do I scam my way into a desk job

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I can’t convey how weird it is that lines of cops are blocking off Sunset in riot gear but people are still eating al fresco at Sage

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city of LA just voted to replace Columbus Day with Indigenous Peoples Day!

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that NYT critic saying Bodies Bodies Bodies is a leering tittyfest when it's a low budget thriller directed by a female Dutch indie filmmaker in her 40s is so insane lol

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regret to inform myself that I was emotionally affected by the Ben Affleck and J. Lo wedding when I found out Jay and Silent Bob were there

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if a woman says you didn’t date, you didn’t date

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if you're in LA go vote for anyone but Rick Caruso for mayor

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@MaraWilson meanwhile Australians do the most flawless US accents for some incomprehensible reason

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