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@yngjcb

2 years

if u hot box this and get so high u get scared u technically become the fried chicken

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forcing my friends inside colonel sanders

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@yngjcb

2 years

just had a great idea for cemeteries

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2 years

im high as hell and just discovered i can fit way more dino nuggets in my air fryer if i put them vertically

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@yngjcb

3 years

phil collins doing the tarzan soundtrack

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3 years

joining the war on drugs but on the side of the drugs

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@yngjcb

1 year

hot take but this is better than making children have jobs lmao

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Early 2000s movies were like “this is a high school sophomore”

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@yngjcb

2 years

no matter how awful you may be there is a white guy named matt that’s worse

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@yngjcb

5 years

is this caucasian james

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@yngjcb

4 years

at my parents in in my hometown does anyone wanna have disappointing car sex for christmas

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@yngjcb

3 years

your 20s are all about romanticizing the color green and its various shades and hues

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@yngjcb

2 years

my job is on fire and i hear this girl go “i wish my be real was right now”

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@yngjcb

5 years

me in eighth grade trying to catch up the kid who was homeschooled

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@yngjcb

2 years

i do not want a gf who brings out the best in me i want someone to make me evil

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@yngjcb

4 years

college aged men who identify as centrists are actually just republicans who still wanna have sex with feminists

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@yngjcb

4 years

black homeless lives matter too don’t just march past them during protests and forget about them. they also deserve your support and donations.

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@yngjcb

1 year

i like shameless bc it shows that when you’re poor it doesn’t even matter when you try to do things “the right way.” poverty is virtually inescapable

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@yngjcb

9 months

i bought this for the barbie movie but it’s just in my rotation now

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@yngjcb

2 years

tyler the creator on wolf

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@yngjcb

3 years

do you think they have explored each others bodies

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@yngjcb

5 years

twitter is just sexual tension between people who live over 1000 miles away from each other

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@yngjcb

5 years

the ipod touch REVOLUTIONIZED masturbation for an entire generation in this essay i will

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@yngjcb

2 years

i would take a vaccine for literally any minor inconvenience if they whipped one up that prevented hang nails id fuckin take it

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@yngjcb

3 years

if you are 18-21 u do not have a valid opinion about hangovers your body hasn’t betrayed you yet

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@yngjcb

3 years

one thing about coworkers is that they WILL show you the worst song you’ve ever heard

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@yngjcb

1 year

@icouldbeeworse lmao i was on free lunch bozo my point is that the media industry is terrible for kids to grow up in

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@yngjcb

3 years

Lil Uzi Hurt 🥺

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4 years

What’s the dumbest tweet you’ve ever gotten in trouble for?

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@yngjcb

1 year

i want grown adults playing toddlers i don’t give a FUCK!!! children should not be exposed to working this industry!!!

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@yngjcb

1 year

@thebiggestyee a white woman that did not speak spanish called me papi (with an accent) during and when i laughed she got mad

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@yngjcb

3 years

this is fucking huge for me

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@TourCNTower

3 years

Tonight the #CNTower will be lit blue for Irritable Bowl Syndrome (IBS) Awareness Month / Ce soir la #TourCN sera illuminée en bleu pour le mois de sensibilisation au syndrome de l'intestin irritable

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@yngjcb

3 years

lmao

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@yngjcb

6 months

went to the movies last friday and had to ask two teenagers to move out of our seats

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@yngjcb

1 year

they show how when you’re poor you need to be perfect. you’re not allowed to make the mistakes that people with money get. you don’t have a safety net.

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@yngjcb

2 years

@jzux the hanging out in the same room while not speaking to each other friend is truly elite

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@yngjcb

1 year

any recommendations on how to seal this 😅

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@yngjcb

1 year

getting this lil cabinet table to use for my record player off of facebook and covering it entirely in stickers wish me luck

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@yngjcb

2 years

but there’s also a white guy named matt that may be better because i went to school with him and know for a fact he’s an angel

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@yngjcb

3 years

transphobes on facebook are so easy

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@yngjcb

2 years

i matched w a girl on tinder and her bio said “4’9 with glasses!” and so i opened with “how tall are you without glasses?” and she unmatched :/

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@yngjcb

2 years

i was 14 never had eaten pussy before in my life liking shit like this on tumblr

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@yngjcb

1 year

many of you cannot read. i never said they did EVERYTHING the right way lmao. i’m saying that even when they did, they still got fucked. they’re allotted exactly 0 fuck ups per opportunity. you think you’d be able to come up out the mud facing the same things they did?

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@yngjcb

1 year

i’m gonna give those kids cigarettes

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1 year

I'm raising a 'free range family' — my kids can do whatever they want

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@yngjcb

10 months

this is how it feels to be drunk in public with your gf

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@yngjcb

3 years

i hope they have internet in hell i need ronald reagan himself to see this

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@yngjcb

2 years

the ppl of georgetown are truly something special

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@yngjcb

5 years

if i get a girlfriend do i have to stop horny tweeting or do my horny tweets just become obviously targeted

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1 year

@_sofia_tt also fine

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@yngjcb

3 years

guy like me wouldn’t move on if my wife died i’d jack off at her grave because i’m loyal

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@yngjcb

3 years

white ppl when white ppl someone they dont when their like is racist friends are

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@yngjcb

3 years

@badboychadhoy and also why do hangovers still exist??? what the fuck is that about

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@yngjcb

2 years

@katiedotcom_ we are wasting space!!!

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@yngjcb

1 year

not ~really~ a hot take, but considering how child labor laws are getting slashed we’ll see ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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@yngjcb

3 years

11yo boys when they get a picture with the hooters girls

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@yngjcb

4 years

jeff bezos ab to become a trillionaire and meanwhile my job is reopening forcing me to go from making $978 a week to making $2.13/hr+tips as a server in an environment where no one wants to go out to eat. i’m so fucking tired bro.

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@yngjcb

10 months

i love when people order cocktails with no ice as if it’s some legal loophole for the bartender to put in more alcohol

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These upscale restaurants must be stopped

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@yngjcb

1 year

the economy is killing me man i had to break up with my squirter gf because i can’t afford an apartment with in unit laundry anymore

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10 months

me now that sofia vergara is single

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2 years

also every matt that i follow is a good matt

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@yngjcb

4 years

u ever hate someone so much they just ruin a whole model of car for u

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@yngjcb

11 months

i don’t need adhd meds i need someone with a gun to confiscate my phone and yell my tasks at me

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@yngjcb

2 years

when i was like 20 this girl told me she wasn’t a spitter but what she didn’t tell me is that she was just gonna aim my dick back at me

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2 years

i’ve said it once and i’ll say it again- when mtv used to show what song was playing during your tv shows that was peak television. nothing better has been added to cable tv since

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@yngjcb

4 years

also this tweet isn’t an invitation to explain to me why you’re shitty i don’t care

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@yngjcb

4 years

a booty call except we just cuddle and fall asleep together

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1 year

@honeystine21 no one’s saying they made all the right decisions, i’m saying things get fucked up when you and everyone around you is stuck in abject poverty

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@yngjcb

3 years

phil collins: I WANNA KNOW CAN YOU SHOW ME me:

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8 months

it took monica a solid four months to respond to me and now we are dating isn’t that magic :)

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4 years

when she manipulates u >>>

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@yngjcb

3 years

i shoulda never smoked that shit now im takin pictures like it’s bid day in the sec

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1 year

they should invent a way to scratch the soles of your feet without it tickling

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2 years

right outside of my hometown this rules

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@yngjcb

4 years

not on my watch

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The US is on track to experience the fewest recorded deaths from lightning strikes in a single year

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What's your first tweet when you search for "men" in your page?

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tech bros be like “look at this trackless train” but it’s just a bus

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Trackless trains will make subways and trams obsolete

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my dad finding out he is mexican after 60yrs of him being racist towards mexicans

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freshman year of high school every first friday we’d dress up and call it “fresh friday” young kings fr

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2 years

ur in her dms i’m in her bathroom taking a life altering shit

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3 years

AMC this AMC that ,,, when AM i gonna C that pussy fart at me !!!! 😩

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5 years

the only thing i learned from this tweet is that a lot of you mfs jerked off to psp’s instead

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4 years

i asked this girl i matched with on hinge a while ago how she felt about 6ix9ine

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1 year

@jzux i wouldn’t say i *dont* believe in god, but around 18 i realized many of the christians in my life were incredibly judgmental and cruel to anyone they didn’t approve of i realized maybe we weren’t praying to the same thing and began to separate myself from christianity

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@PukaJShells when was the last time someone hugged you

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facebook memory has my dying rn

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11 months

‎🇵🇸ملائکہ

@itainttmee

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What's your first tweet when you search for "hate" in your page?

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1 year

the literal first paragraph on the wikipedia page for thetahealing says it’s considered a pseudoscientific practice lmao

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45mins in this theta chamber is the equivalent of 3 days of sleep, hope this helps! 😌

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@yngjcb

2 years

i cannot leave this life without someone doing a line of blow off my dick

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3 years

leftists jacking off to the top 1% on onlyfans doesn’t sit right with me

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2 years

reminder that joe keery releases music under the name djo and it bangs

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i just think that joe keery

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5 months

me any time i hear the words poly or polyamory for the remainder of my life

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10 months

doing laundry folding clothes

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6 months

coke freestyle machine

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what would have to be on the other side for you to cross this?

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chase.

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“i replied in my head but forgot to actually send the text” ok well do you have difficulty performing other simple everyday tasks as well ??

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i want everyone to know that i love and respect @CaucasianJames with all my heart

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2 years

checking ig dm requests for the first time in months

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4 years

did u love her or did she just say “cum in me” during sex

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3 years

aoc went OFF at the met gala!!

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2 years

it’s warm so you know i’m wearing the big shirt tiny short slut combo

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there’s nothing i love more than waking up at 7:30am and sitting in silence in bed for 4 hours until i get so hungry my stomach hurts and then still not moving for another hour

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4 years

12:55am i’ve had an epiphany

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