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@xkinsane

7 months

baqi sub tou theek hai lums walon ne gaand kakar ki maari hai dard tujhe horai hai, aisa kyun bro?

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@iffiViews

7 months

وزیراعظم تقریب میں 50 منٹ لیٹ پہنچے جس سے طلباء کا قیمتی وقت ضائع ہو گیا۔ عام دنوں میں لمز کے طلباء کی علمی سرگرمیوں میں مگن ہونے کی ایک جھلک 🤭

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@xkinsane

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Body goal k chakkaron mein body gol hogai

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@xkinsane

10 years

"Ghaas khayega ghaas? Hain, Bakray?"

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@xkinsane

2 years

Fiza and Shiza

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@xkinsane

1 year

If you know, you know!

Jibran T. Siddiqui

@jibransiddiqui

1 year

Quote this tweet with an ad you loved.

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@xkinsane

6 years

mood:

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@xkinsane

10 years

Jinhon ne parhna hota hai wo Twitter k sath bhi parhlete hn. Wo alag baat hai woi paper unko dubara dena parta hai.

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@xkinsane

7 years

ye Karachi mein kis Lahori ne biryani ki dukaan khol li hai?

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@xkinsane

2 years

Allah ka dardnaak azaab ho tujhpe aur tere saray khandan pe! @MaryamNSharif Ameen!!

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@xkinsane

8 years

Mood rn:

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@xkinsane

11 years

'Is Your name Twitter?' 'Cause I love wasting my time on you.'

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@xkinsane

7 years

@Jemima_Khan BHABI 💕💕💕💕💕💕

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@xkinsane

10 months

bharway bra pehna kar

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@Mustafa_Chdry

10 months

توڑ دو غلامی کی جنجیر,آج کا آحتجاج امر ہوگیا _

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@xkinsane

9 years

I am gonna suicide if India wins the worldcup. Not even joking.

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@xkinsane

2 years

meri saas apni baqi bahuoun ko bitha k meri maa se jahaiz maangtay huay

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@xkinsane

5 years

i need this belly

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@xkinsane

9 years

I get two types of motivation: 1) 'Motivate kya hai tera?' 2)' Motivate kar, khana araha hai' Geddit?

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@xkinsane

10 years

“ @MaryamNSharif : U can spend your whole life in the container but Nawaz Sharif will NOT resign.” Jahaiz mein ley k aye thay abbu?

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@xkinsane

8 years

Its not IPL

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@xkinsane

2 years

@HamidMirPAK aur Iblees mei kaantay ka muqabla chalta hai. Iblees ko kabhi kabhi sharam ajati hai

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@xkinsane

10 years

Bhai ka makeup >> Tariq Road k khusray ka makeup. http://t.co/32XhrRlRDR

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@xkinsane

10 years

“ @MaryamNSharif : The 'peaceful protestors' !! http://t.co/rMUUoeHHjN” Tyre mein se hawa nikaal raha hai, tere peyo mein se nahiin.

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@xkinsane

7 years

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@xkinsane

8 months

mera valima shadi k aglay din tha. My saas literally asked me in the parlour k khushkhabri hai? Bc????

رابعہ راجہ

@_RabiaRaja

8 months

Shadi ko 6 months hoty ni k rishty daro ko marroryn parrny lg jati k pregnancy hui ni? Kyun jii? Pottiyan ap ny dhoni hyn?

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@xkinsane

10 years

#SayNoToVIPCulture http://t.co/AOGUYrEXzh

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@xkinsane

9 years

'Where are you!!??' Is tweet ko itna retweet karain k mere honay walay shohar tak pohnch jaye!

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@xkinsane

2 years

why would someone call Ch. Shujat "Stephen Hawking of Gujrat" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@xkinsane

9 years

Agar rozay na hotay tou ub tak 5 baj chukay hotay.

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@xkinsane

2 years

My favorite personality is General #Bajwa . He is a very nice man. He is always ready to sacrifice his own life for Pakistan. General Bajwa is grape. Pakistan Army is grape. Lumber one.

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@xkinsane

9 years

15th Feb ko sochrai hu, heroin ka nasha kar k soti rahun. Khajjal hi karna hai inhon ne.

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@xkinsane

9 years

Wo mila aur bichar gaya Haadsa tha, Saaniha hogaya

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@xkinsane

2 years

apnay peyo ko pakistan bulao. gashtori

Maryam Nawaz Sharif

@MaryamNSharif

2 years

اپنے بچوں کو پاکستان بلاؤ۔ میری قوم کے بچوں کو استعمال مت کرو۔

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@xkinsane

2 years

Is dallay khanzeer ki nasal ko @RanaSanaullahPK ek lamhay ka sakoon naseeb na ho! Ye maray tou isko qabar naseeb na ho! Ameen!!

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@xkinsane

8 years

guys who don't do what they say are girls

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@tahawyne

8 years

If Lahore loses, I'll delete my Twitter account!

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@xkinsane

8 years

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YAAAAAAR

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@xkinsane

6 years

Ya Allah!! Maa baap ka saya hamesha sar pe rakhna! Ameen.

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@xkinsane

7 years

there's this ice cream parlour in Karachi called "iysh cleem" shoot me twice

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@xkinsane

9 years

@SAfridiOfficial tks ma nigga

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@xkinsane

8 years

Husband: Ya Allah hoor jaisi beti dena Wife: Ya Allah farishtay jaisa beta dena After 9 months

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@xkinsane

6 years

Job mil gayi 😭❤ Alhamdulillah!!

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@xkinsane

10 years

“ @MaryamNSharif : PM is trying his best to protect and save human lives. No death reported: TERA PURA KHANDAN MARAY, AMEEN!!

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@xkinsane

8 years

im gonna start a youtube channel where i just tell people how to get fat in 1 day. #YouTubePK

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@xkinsane

2 years

pindi mei kaanpain taang rahi hainnnn

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@xkinsane

6 years

Allah AC bananay walay ko jannat naseeb karay.

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@xkinsane

10 years

"Marvi Memon kis hospital mein paida hui thi?" "Pimps."

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@xkinsane

11 months

Bahawalpur renamed as Bilawalpur

sugar kaka

@sugar_kaka

11 months

can't wait for a PPP-led Punjab.

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@xkinsane

5 years

Ye latki hui tond, ye neechay girti pant Pichay khoobsurat waadi, ye behtareen nazara Us pe ye shakal, mu dhonay ka khayal tou aya hoga?

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Interlaken Lake Switzerland 🇨🇭

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10 years

“ @RTAluvzAfridi : There are no deaths.” Yea, and @marvi_memon is a virgin.

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@xkinsane

10 years

Bilawal khud apni baaton pe hasta hoga.

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@xkinsane

10 years

“ @MaryamNSharif : U can spend your whole life in the container but Nawaz Sharif will NOT resign.” Aunty, apki ghar mein koi nai sunta!

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@xkinsane

7 years

suniye, khana lagaoun ya kundi? 😭😂😂

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@xkinsane

2 years

tattay halaq mei aye huay hain in dallon k

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@SHABAZGIL

2 years

یہ ہے وہ پوری کی پوری نواز شریف کی تجربہ کار ٹیم جو اس وڈیو میں موجود ہے۔ بس اسحاق ڈار مِسنگ ہے۔ ان کی شکلیں اور سوچ دیکھ لیں۔ اور پھر پاکستان کا مستقبل دیکھ لیں۔

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Ayeshay

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No cheating, post your last saved photo

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@xkinsane

9 years

#HONYInPakistan http://t.co/Y9vviakuI6

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@xkinsane

8 years

I NEED A HUG 😭😭😭

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@xkinsane

5 years

@SamsungMobile iPhone X

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@xkinsane

1 year

Seems like @AliHZaidiPTI

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@xkinsane

9 years

Kya zindagi hai Desi atheists ki. Abbay ne subha danda de k uthana hai.

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@xkinsane

10 years

Choti ki pehli gol roti. Hum kya karain? Rishta de de choti ka.

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@xkinsane

7 years

yaar tension se pittay mein dard horai hai

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1 year

😭

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@xkinsane

8 years

My 3 wishes: • Clear Skin • Fit body • Awesome af husband

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ok

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@xkinsane

7 years

Ye sub facebookiyon ko The Humorist twitter pe laya hai!! sub funny honay ki nakaam koshish kartay phir raye hain ub.

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@xkinsane

8 years

Bio of the day ---> @AliJanx Mashallah mashallah.

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@xkinsane

2 years

i love kareena kapoor 😍🥵

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@xkinsane

2 months

I am a Punjabi and i can tell most people including my chachas dont fast

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My pathan friend is so openly racist 😭😭😭 I can't 😭😭😭😭 And he thinks Punjabis don't fast😭😭😭😭

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@xkinsane

9 years

Jo iftaar k baad chai na piye wo hum mein se nai.

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@xkinsane

9 years

Ub bs India haar jaye. Aur kuch nai chahiye.

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@xkinsane

8 years

Jis tarah kasam khatay hain, usi tarah cigarette peetay hain.

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@xkinsane

2 years

انتَ لوڑوُ

Abubakar Umer

@abubakarumer

2 years

PM @CMShehbaz addresses in Arabic during Iftar dinner hosted last night in the honour of Islamic countries’ ambassadors

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@xkinsane

10 years

Imran Khan ko support sub karaye hain, Batata koi nai hai~

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@xkinsane

6 months

I am Kareena Kapoor

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@PratPanc

6 months

I wanna be this version of Kareena Kapoor when I grow up! 😂

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@xkinsane

10 years

Insan kanjar ho per 'MOUSAM IS SO OWSUM' likhnay wala na ho -_______-

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@xkinsane

3 years

your mum doesn't know how to cook

Ishaan Nandkishore Awasthi

@chittakukkarr

3 years

Bhindi is actually so weird and slimy you all hype it up for no reason and under peer pressure only

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7 years

How many times have u disappointed your family?

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@xkinsane

9 years

Happy Independence day 💚💚💚💚 Pakistan Zindabad! #27thRamzan

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@xkinsane

5 years

ya Allah! is mulk ko apnay hifz-o-amaan mei rakhna!! Ameen Sumameen

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@xkinsane

7 years

ye baat

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@xkinsane

9 months

76 saal baad aj India k liye khushi horai hai kyun ub pta chala k asal dushman tou koi aur tha! #Chandrayaan3

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@xkinsane

5 years

i am giving up on being healthy. fuck weight loss. i am who i am. moti hi hoon na, koji tou nai.

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@xkinsane

9 years

#MeraKarachi Haseen Karachi 🌊☁☔💕 http://t.co/PSxpJlPMlx

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@xkinsane

10 years

EK QAUM, EK AWAZ GO NAWAZ, GO NAWAZ!!

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@xkinsane

1 year

Jo taqat hareem shah k pass hai wo is waqt coas k paas bhi nai hai fr

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@xkinsane

5 years

'aur sunao kya chalra hai aj kal?' me:

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@xkinsane

9 years

Assalam o Alaikum, GEO News ke sath mein hoon Rabia Anum. Na juda hongay hum, Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham.

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@xkinsane

9 years

Koi aj k liye mera friend ban jaye! Fav this for friendship.

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@xkinsane

10 years

Ye bc burger larkiyon ki aag se main bohat tang hu! Beii tunay nangi ghoomna hai tu ghoom, subko tou na ghaseet beech mein.

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@xkinsane

9 years

Sakht garmi hai aaqa Kidhar jayain hum? 😭

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@xkinsane

7 years

Kis ne socha tha k is mulk k liye koi stand lega! Thank you, @ImranKhanPTI 🙏

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@xkinsane

8 years

Lahoriyon ka high hua paara BOPARA! BOPARA!

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@xkinsane

9 years

Meanwhile on Facebook. #KashmirSolidarityDay http://t.co/7SHJP4Udha

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@xkinsane

7 years

Agar Magar aur Kaash mein hoon Main khud apni talaash mein hoon

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@xkinsane

8 years

I'm not engaged to anyone, guys. Relax!

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@xkinsane

5 years

Allah mere maa baap ko dunia jahan aur akhirat ki saari khushiyan dey. Ameen Sumameen

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@xkinsane

7 years

نَصْرٌ مِّنَ اللَّـهِ وَفَتْحٌ قَرِيبٌ

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@xkinsane

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kutti aurat se main aur mera shohar ek sath bardasht nai hotay per usko meri dusri aulad chahiye 👏🏼

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