Christine Nangle @nanglish Twitter profile

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Christine Nangle

@nanglish

6 years

My dog Philby has to take allergy meds everyday but he doesn’t need to know that.

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4 years

I work at Four Seasons Total Landscaping in PA

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2 years

ok he may be a scrub in the passenger side but the fact that he has a best friend is kinda sweet

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6 years

Hi I’m the head writer of “The Break with Michelle Wolf.” Thanks for your interest but we are all staffed up right now. But please do watch weekly on Netflix starting May 27! @thebreaknetflix

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Christine Nangle

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3 years

That’ll do, pig.

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@nanglish

3 years

“instead” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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@nanglish

3 years

Must be nice.

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@nypost

3 years

Diver spots fish wearing a gold wedding ring in Australia

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@nanglish

7 years

YOU’RE. BOTH. FAT. NOBODY NEEDS TO DIE BECAUSE OF IT HOLY SHIT

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Christine Nangle

@nanglish

4 years

My friend is a nurse at a Seattle hospital. I checked in to see how they are. This is chilling:

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@nanglish

7 years

You first.

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Christine Nangle

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5 years

Friend suggested I bring an “alpha male”-type guy with me when i go to buy a used car. The silence that followed as we tried to come up with one we know will last a thousand years.

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Christine Nangle

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6 years

NO ONE INVITE HOPE HICKS TO THE OSCARS ARE WE CLEAR

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@nanglish

7 years

Kellyanne Conway always sounds like her husband came home early and she's talking to him in front of a closet where her lover is hiding.

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3 years

I have a simpsons avi because I voice that character on the Simpsons.

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2 years

So crazy that in Star Wars world even tho there are infinite lifeform possibilities most have two eyes and fit in the same size chairs.

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@nanglish

7 years

I'll be very honest with you I'm probably going to look directly at the eclipse.

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3 years

but they consider AOC having been a bartender as bad? I can’t keep up.

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4 years

There’s only one person who can lead the USPS out of this mess.

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5 years

Hey nice city boyfriends/love interests in Hallmark Xmas movies who graciously lose out to the small town guy when she decides to follow her heart and stay— hit me up when you get back to the city 💃🏻

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@nanglish

3 years

Say yes to jury duty if you can.

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@nanglish

5 years

Hi i will accept nothing less from a male partner than whatever Ser Jorah’s deal is

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Christine Nangle

@nanglish

5 years

DO NOT BUY A BABY YODA WITHOUT UNDERSTANDING THE RESPONSIBILITIES! THEY LIVE VERY LONG AND ARE PRONE TO DEGENERATIVE JOINT DISEASE. (VERY EXPENSIVE.) But IF YOU MUST, #AdoptDontShop !!

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5 years

Detective trying to solve my murder: there are two wine glasses on her nightstand... this must mean she had company. My ghost lighting up a ghost cigarette: lol ok big man let’s go with that

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Christine Nangle

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4 years

Again- how did they decide which one was the woman and which ones were the friends

Woman, 15 friends test positive for coronavirus after night out at Lynch’s

Erika Crisp and more than a dozen of her friends became ill with COVID-19 after visiting Lynch's Irish Pub earlier this month.

www.news4jax.com

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Christine Nangle

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5 years

Some advice: if you’re ever questioned by a detective, make sure you say something like “Have you ever been in love, Detective?” Or “do you have kids, Detective?” or “Have you ever lost someone close to you, Detective?” just to help further their story along.

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Christine Nangle

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2 years

I pitched this as a joke knowing we’d never do it then we did it

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2 years

Let me get this straight: Martin Prince isn't a kid? He's an undercover adult cop pretending to be a nerd in order to expose elementary school criminals? This literally ruins @TheSimpsons

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Christine Nangle

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2 years

Not rooting for the Phillies? oh so you want Ted Cruz to have a good day?

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Christine Nangle

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3 years

all the journalists now who are on about GOP complicity need to go back and see how they acted when Michelle Wolf stood up and called Sarah Huckabee Sanders, who lied to the press incessantly, a liar to her face. She DID the thing THEN you all think you’re doing now.

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5 years

It’s crazy to me that there were no fathers and daughters or brothers of sisters or husbands of wives at that show. Because definitely one of them would’ve spoken up

Amber Jamieson

@ambiej

5 years

I spoke to the 3 women who all separately called out Harvey Weinstein last night after he turned up to an event for young performers. One was booed on stage, another kicked out and the last called a cunt by Weinstein's buddy.

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6 years

“Hi, this is Bernie Bernstein calling from Time Magazine...”

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4 years

Oh ya know, just a bunch of women who should have an opinion about family planning.

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Christine Nangle

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6 years

THIS IS BUS

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@nanglish

5 years

I think that we as a nation have taken Conan O’Brien for granted.

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@nanglish

5 years

Hi. Pls do listen to my mom.

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@nanglish

4 years

Jesus Christ— even HUSBANDS can get this thing?

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@nanglish

5 years

she purposely shot her daughter after mistaking her for an intruder.

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@nypost

5 years

Mom accidentally shoots daughter after she surprises her at home

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6 years

let’s all check when our parents’ Neosporin expired

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@nanglish

5 years

those poor kids

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4 years

Trump Team Holds News Conference Outside Drab Landscaping Firm, Next to Adult Bookstore

Trump first said it was going to be at the Four Seasons. Everyone assumed it was the hotel, but he later clarified it was Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

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@nanglish

3 years

Local Dirt here. No one says Phillydelphia.

Katy Tur

@KatyTurNBC

3 years

"In person in my office in PHILLY-delphia." - Chamber laughs at Van der Veen - "I dont know why you're laughing!"

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Christine Nangle

@nanglish

2 years

undoing Roe isn’t existential FOR YOU

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@paulkrugman

2 years

Undoing Roe is awful. Kneecapping environmental regulation is existential. This Supreme Court has just come down on the side of civilizational collapse.

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6 years

Hating on veganism is very hack and borrring. By not participating in the meat/dairy industry, vegans do more for the environment than almost anyone. If your complaint is “ugh but then we have to hear about it...” that’s about you being a big ol’ baby.

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4 years

Just another day where CATHOLICS ARE DISCRIMINATED AGAINST by adding a sixth catholic to the Supreme Court.

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@nanglish

6 years

Mediocre satirists, tread fucking lightly.

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@nanglish

5 years

Bought an “Intelligent Nurse” costume for a sapiosexual Halloween party.

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4 years

if you’ve heard me say I’ve had a strange year, this had something to do with it.

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Christine Nangle

@nanglish

4 years

There are highly visible people at NBC who could take a stand against this horrible decision to have a DJT town hall. People who 4 years ago propped him up on their comedy shows. This is their moment to put their “woopsie” in action.

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5 years

Ladies! This is insane, you can just fix this with makeup! Apply a medium coverage foundation, then take a burgundy lipliner and write “SIRS, I SO SORRY I HAVE A FACE” across your dumb forehead.

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@nypost

5 years

Women are getting plastic surgery to fix 'resting bitch face'

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Christine Nangle

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3 years

I work at a phone sex line

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Christine Nangle

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5 years

The worst thing you can do to your adult child is show up 45 minutes early to her apartment. There is nothing worse.

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4 years

WOOOOO!

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@nanglish

3 years

Hey fuck you Dr Drew.

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2 years

Got roasted today at work for saying “Reesy’s Pieceys” and it felt like the moment in a spy movie where they get made bc of one little slip up.

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5 years

“Girl”

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2 years

Aw man. Betty White’s work was really important to me. I even dressed as her for Halloween when I was like 9. Then years later she was one of the final hosts of my first season as a writer at SNL. It felt like I was dreaming./

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Christine Nangle

@nanglish

5 years

Read this. I truly don’t think men realize that when you’re a teenaged girl shit like this is common. As an adult I feel like I have to keep a weather eye out for young women.

Joanna Chiu

@joannachiu

5 years

Thread about airplane creeps: I’m on a plane from a late-evening stopover from and was very tired and had a row to myself to sleep but couldn’t avoid noticing what was going on in the row behind me.

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Christine Nangle

@nanglish

3 years

Oh you’re getting married and joining households and getting tax breaks and combining incomes? Let ME give YOU a gift!

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@nanglish

4 years

white guy tweeting “love you but this ain’t it” at Janelle Monae for expressing her candidate preference is just the boost I need to get off twitter for today✌️

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5 years

I love all the comedy writers having fun with this college scandal while also knowing that like a rich friend of the rich nephew of a rich friend of the very rich head of the studio didn’t just bring you coffee.

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@nanglish

3 years

I’m confused- is it many people or one person who thinks Biden saying “bathing suit” instead of swimsuit makes him looks super old? Is this a real thing people think? It’s a regional thing I’ve said bathing suit my entire life and I’m young as heck.

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6 years

No no it was on the special assistant to the president.

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@FoxNews

6 years

Anti-Trump comedian Michelle Wolf unleashed a vulgar attack on first daughter Ivanka Trump.

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9 months

Is this a celebrity or just a guy

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11 months

You could actually point out that there are dead people at the bottom of the ocean anytime anyone brings up anything

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@nanglish

2 years

A SAW movie where republican lawmakers just have to correctly label a diagram of a female reproductive system in order to leave the room or they get boiled alive. They get boiled alive.

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One thing they teach in nursing school is when your patient is being questioned by police, to step in with “that’s enough for today, he needs to rest” right after he gives a key piece of information, but one sentence short of him telling the whole story.

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5 years

a Dad: *does a thing once that a mom does fourteen times a day* Someone: posts a photo/vid of it Internet: OH MY GOD MAKE THIS GOOD MAN GO VIRAL 😭😭😭

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@nanglish

5 years

First day at my new job, otherwise known as “this is what I look like with makeup on, NOBODY GET USED TO IT.”

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3 years

“She’s All That 2: A Bag of Chips” starring Freddie Potato Jr. Twitter used to be this.

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@nanglish

6 years

Honestly was only a matter of time before this dirt showed up

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@nanglish

3 years

I saw the best minds of my generation walk straight into a L**ra Ing****m trap. 🤦‍♀️

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@nanglish

7 years

Guys I'm serious when I die please make sure to say whose mistress I was in the headline.

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@washingtonpost

7 years

Mistress and muse of James Bond’s creator, Ian Fleming, dies at 104

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9 months

I’ve had some cool opportunities in comedy over the years but I’ll be forever chasing this woman’s impact

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@nanglish

5 years

My dog just walked into the room and I said “oh hello are you looking for smooches? I have some left!” and he turned and went back into the other room.

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Christine Nangle

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5 years

I saw more jokes about dumb weak people melting down over Greta Thunberg than I saw people actually doing that, so I clicked on some hashtags and yes holy shit are people losing their minds. Grasping at straws (sorry), trying to find any reason to discredit her. It’s pathetic.

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@WyattBunce I was prepared for this to suck but it’s so good and made me laugh so hard!

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3 years

I don’t know any women who wear a thick sweater and tuck it into their pants. But anytime I’m looking to buy a sweater, there those ladies on the websites are, chunky top tucked in. Madness.

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Christine Nangle

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2 years

Ooo this means they chose a new Phanatic

Amtrak, SEPTA Trains Resume After Massive Junkyard Fire Halted Service in Philly

Amtrak and SEPTA resumed service after they were halted between Philadelphia's 30th Street Station and New Jersey for much of the Tuesday evening commute as a massive junkyard fire burned in North...

www.nbcphiladelphia.com

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Christine Nangle

@nanglish

5 years

When i die instead of a moment of silence, I request a moment of everyone pretending something that’s not a phone is a phone.

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@nanglish

4 years

yo I give it 3 months before CNN hires Blagojevich as a pundit.

Oliver Darcy

@oliverdarcy

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In which @AndersonCooper calls actual "bullshit" on Blagojevich in fiery interview

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3 years

when I lived in Pittsburgh my friend Jonnie said if Pittsburgh got a basketball team then should call it “The Pittsburgh Penguin Stealers” and the logo should be a pirate slinking away holding a penguin. It’s the best idea I’ve ever heard.

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@franklinhardy @nickwiger Also-sorry- now I can’t stop laughing at the fact that someone took photos of your dad digging his dog’s grave

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6 years

Decorate your writers’ room for the most wonderful time of the year!

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@nanglish

5 years

@franklinhardy @nickwiger This whole court is out of order!

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@nanglish

5 years

why does it matter what the case was made out of as long as she got her money

Philadelphia Inquirer Politics

@PoliticsINQ

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Pennsylvania woman awarded $120 million in vaginal mesh case against Johnson & Johnson | Inquirer

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@nanglish

5 years

...yet still, she fucks.

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@nanglish

5 years

When I am murdered you have my permission to announce it this way and make jokes about it on places like Comedy Central and pretend we were closer friends than we are.

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@thehill

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Canadian police accidentally stream press conference announcing homicide using cat filter

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6 years

Here’s @jasonjross with one of my favorite tweets of the year.

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4 years

Apparently this is news to people: NO, people in need of ventilators cannot be transferred to other hospitals with ventilators, because there are not enough ventilators ANYWHERE for what is coming. It’s hard to wrap our minds around bc it really is that bad.

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7 years

I seem to remember @megynkelly went on a slut-shamey "im not paying for you to have sex" rant ab employer healthcare covering birth control

NBC4 Washington

@nbcwashington

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"This must stop. The abuse of women, the shaming of them, the threatening, the retaliation"

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7 months

Screen was broken.

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8 months

what do we think this means.

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5 years

i weighed my dog this am and despite reducing his calories for weeks, he’s not lost weight. I felt very sad about his lack of progress in general. I decided to stop for a smoothie before work to cheer myself up for i am simple. 1/

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6 years

This photo is literally a bunch of us from the show chanting “lock her up!” when Michelle walked in to the after party it was sublime.

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6 years

A Hallmark movie where 15 min in just as main character is starting to wonder if maybe she DOES belong back in her small town, that sweet hometown guy says something racist & she’s like “yup oh right that’s why i left byeeeeee” CREDITS ROLL THEN 100 MIN OF COMMERCIALS FOR CARDS

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5 years

This movie is about adult firefighters whose arms get stuck folded. They can’t fight fires anymore so kids and a dog try. 0% Contained.

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Christine Nangle

@nanglish

3 years

Sorry but wouldn’t Kirk Cousins dad be his uncle? Just say it

Resist Programming 🛰

@RzstProgramming

3 years

Kirk Cousins’ dad believes that Satan is behind textbook changes, cancel culture, efforts to remove Confederate statues, and the current [Black Lives Matter] platform in “pro sports.” This is where he gets his ideas from.

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6 years

Just a reminder that Timberlake’s career did not suffer and Janet Jackson’s was derailed. #JanetJacksonAppreciationDay

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9 months

I wrote a joke in like 2014 for inside amy Schumer about how someone wouldn’t vaccinate their dog bc Jenny McCarthy said it causes pawtism and here we are!

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@vinn_ayy

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"Nearly 40% were concerned that vaccines could cause dogs to develop autism..." The unsmart will inherit the earth

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I’ve seen catholic white Americans w Irish ancestry use the history of oppression as a cover for their own racism way more often than as common ground for ending oppression and it’s one of the reasons I’m not so big on this holiday in the US✌️

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