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james

@worstjames

2 years

the two worst people you know started a podcast!!! episode one on the icon, susan boyle is out now 💘🤗

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james

@worstjames

2 months

I'm too classy for this world Forever I'm that girl Feed you diamonds and pearls Ooh, baby

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james

@worstjames

1 year

Did you know that there’s a tunnel under Ocean Blvd?

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james

@worstjames

2 years

y’all thirsting over sam mcgowan like police didn’t find human remains and evidence of cannibalism in his forrest hill home that he sold in 2013 😭😭😭

sam

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2 years

no sleep, bus, club, another club, another club, plane, next place, no sleep,

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james

@worstjames

5 months

rewatched anatomy of a fall i neeeeeed him swann arlaud CALL MEEEEEEE

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james

@worstjames

2 months

sza melbourne show crowd

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james

@worstjames

4 months

Why lady jessica look legit as fuck in hers?

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james

@worstjames

3 years

imagine being troye sivan wanting to go out and party but instead having to spend your night at the club taking selfies with messy little twinks... i simply could not

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james

@worstjames

15 days

asked the dj at the peel to play chappel roan and he mouthed ‘i don’t know who that is’ and shrugged

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james

@worstjames

3 years

just finished my first day of my new job at a law firm (?!?) very excited to be dealing in fact not friction for the foreseeable future!

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james

@worstjames

10 months

✨ Mikey ✨

@mikey_almeida

10 months

i love any podcast where it’s two gay guys talking, it’s literally so soothing to hear 2 faggy voices be like yasss actressssss for an hour

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james

@worstjames

9 months

in brisbane and can’t take my drink on the dancefloor or order a shot after 12am

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james

@worstjames

3 years

and just like that ❤️

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james

@worstjames

11 months

remembered when you could get a return flight from melbourne to sydney for under $100

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james

@worstjames

3 years

just finished my last day at a job i’ve hated for the last two years i feel incredible

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james

@worstjames

1 year

pablo larrain’s AZEALIA, centered around azealia banks’ infamous 2022 australian tour to begin filming next month with keke palmer playing the titular role

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james

@worstjames

1 year

amy dunne has just arrived at the twenty fifth annual worstjames academy awards!!!!

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james

@worstjames

2 years

went into the cinema, saw a bad film, came out and found out real housewives of melbourne has been CANCELLED WTF IM FUCKEN FUMING

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james

@worstjames

3 years

now why is my hr manager coming for my literal fucking neck this early on a monday morning?

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james

@worstjames

3 years

i’m the anya taylor joy of northcote

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james

@worstjames

2 months

cinema nova vs. palace cinemas

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james

@worstjames

2 years

it should be illegal to give someone a myki fine at 7.30 in the morning i fucking hate it here

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james

@worstjames

2 years

addressing the rumors and discussing the defamation suit. wish me luck. @samxmcgowan

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james

@worstjames

2 years

it’s kinda crazy to think that sam mcgowan is naarms own hilarious ross matthews

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james

@worstjames

1 year

i consider myself to be the diane selwyn of naarm

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james

@worstjames

1 year

a huge day for worstjames nation and all involved

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james

@worstjames

4 months

YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN!

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james

@worstjames

6 months

Craigieburn, Victoria, Australia.

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

6 months

Where were you when Beyoncé surprise-dropped her self-titled album 10 years ago?

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james

@worstjames

3 years

pink friday is in stores tomorrow give it up for pink friday you guys!

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james

@worstjames

3 years

my phone keeps autocorrecting jack to jacks i’m literally her

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james

@worstjames

1 year

ethel cain nights one and two 😭

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james

@worstjames

3 months

patti lupone aus tour announced and the melbourne date is on my birthday oh god is gooooood

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james

@worstjames

2 years

a lady has responsibilities, and civic price!!! eat ur heart out cora hoover hooper / @DMurphyOfficial

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james

@worstjames

9 months

copped a $60 fee because my bags were over by 1 kilo but i just tapped my card and walked away and the transaction simply didn’t go through :)))))

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james

@worstjames

1 year

another day in the office fighting for my life to secure taylor tickets

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james

@worstjames

1 month

sircut bar melbourne playing let it go from the film frozen

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james

@worstjames

3 months

sky ferreira was right like literally everything is embarrassing

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james

@worstjames

2 years

my aunt has gifted me a LOVELY bottle of veuve to share this christmas morning… feeling like the champagne dame herself!

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james

@worstjames

8 days

came out of the bathroom at suffs and the man walking in looked at me and said ‘oh i got the wrong one!’

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james

@worstjames

1 year

the more i think about it the clearer it becomes that beau is afraid is actually a film about the power of LIVE THEATRE

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james

@worstjames

2 years

all i wanted to do was eat my dinner and watch the new salt lake reunion and hayu can’t even fucken play the episode i’m at my wits end

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james

@worstjames

2 years

why did he say that 😭

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james

@worstjames

3 years

she arrived today happy birthday to me

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james

@worstjames

3 years

here 2 gether whats ur pleasure???????

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james

@worstjames

1 year

missed the memo that the party that i’m going to is an all white party and i’m in head to toe black

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james

@worstjames

1 year

two charli tickets in the basket, went to pay and moshtix said allocation exhausted…

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james

@worstjames

2 years

i think @samxmcgowan is the jameela jamil of melbourne i really do

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james

@worstjames

3 years

not many ethical people at poof doof tonight… but many are fair

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james

@worstjames

1 year

shoutout to the woman at glenferrie station who just asked me if i was a transvestite

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james

@worstjames

11 months

may december best film of 2023 know THAT

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james

@worstjames

8 months

gay men will go through a break up and become the most insufferable person you know on instagram

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james

@worstjames

2 years

well life isn’t too borzo anymore

james

@worstjames

2 years

everything’s a bit borzo atm isn’t it

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james

@worstjames

2 months

girl who is going to be okay :)

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james

@worstjames

1 year

i finally saw tár and it was so good i got a blood nose 40 minutes in

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james

@worstjames

2 years

bonjour ladies!

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james

@worstjames

2 years

airpods fell out of my pocket directly into a deep muddy puddle

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james

@worstjames

5 months

😴😴😴

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james

@worstjames

3 years

girlbossed my way out of a myki fine by quite literally walking past the inspector and saying IM RUNNING LATE FOR WORK I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS

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james

@worstjames

3 years

i had four dua tickets in my basket and my request timed out and i lost them

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james

@worstjames

11 months

getting my absolute fucking LIFE at this random high school production of little women tonight

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james

@worstjames

4 months

me towards the city of sydney

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james

@worstjames

2 years

what the fuck gay little monkey

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james

@worstjames

3 months

i’m nothing if not consistent

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james

@worstjames

1 year

well i saw to leslie

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james

@worstjames

1 year

seated for oomfs debut comedy gig

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james

@worstjames

10 months

i am listening to mitski

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james

@worstjames

3 years

I JUST FUCKING PUT FIFTY TWO DOLLARS ON MY MYKI WHEN I MEANT TO PUT ON FIVE WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKK

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james

@worstjames

1 year

i put six cocktails on afterpay

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james

@worstjames

1 year

lydia tár is at midsumma

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james

@worstjames

9 months

solemnly sat at the airport terminal with my $18 glass of wine, lana del rey blasting, re reading normal people waiting for the love of my life to approach me and strike up a conversation

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james

@worstjames

3 months

something is deeply amiss within my psyche (started rewatching please like me)

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james

@worstjames

1 year

★

@fuitsnack

1 year

daddy issues suck but your dad is just some guy. mommy issues alter your brain chemistry

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james

@worstjames

5 months

The Unsinkable JAMES HOWE!

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james

@worstjames

10 months

reaching my wits end with these miff screenings at the comedy theatre

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james

@worstjames

10 months

JAMES SAM HOWE MCGOWAN

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james

@worstjames

6 months

survived my week in exile to rural nsw and have arrived back to my beloved naarm ❤️

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james

@worstjames

1 year

lydia tár is at smith st pride

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james

@worstjames

3 years

me wondering where does the dj go

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james

@worstjames

2 years

screaming crying throwing up 😭😭😭

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james

@worstjames

1 year

chemtrails kinda lanas underrated classic when you think about it

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james

@worstjames

11 days

from sky ferreira in melbourne to a 25 hour flight immediately to leslie kritzer at joes pub i contain multitudes

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james

@worstjames

3 years

happy two year anniversary to the time i smoked a whole joint to myself and started hearing voices 🤍 truly have not been able to smoke weed since 🤍

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james

@worstjames

2 months

something so very uncouth about people turning the camera on themselves with full flash at a concert

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james

@worstjames

2 years

i’ve managed to end up at a rooftop bar in south yarra… i must be rescued post haste….

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james

@worstjames

1 year

TICKETEK LET ME INNNNNN

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james

@worstjames

3 months

Annette Bening is undeNYADabale #NYADsweep 🫶🏻

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james

@worstjames

11 months

wicked tickets secured for me and oomfs oh this is going to be historic

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james

@worstjames

1 year

me and my three high school girlfriends vs the fifteen germans on our yarra valley wine tour

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james

@worstjames

2 months

might fuck around and go to new york in june i think that could fix me

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james

@worstjames

1 year

DEFINITIVE RULINGS

sam

@samxmcgowan

1 year

Tim Cook is a gaytkeeper…

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james

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25 days

no one in the office knows i’m wearing my NYAD THE MOVIE tshirt today

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james

@worstjames

1 year

gotta watch five marvel movies by next week for the pod

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james

@worstjames

5 months

sat for FEUD: Capote vs. the Swans

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james

@worstjames

9 months

Fortitude Valley, Queensland is a dangerous place for a woman like me to be…

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james

@worstjames

1 year

my mother taking it upon herself to promote my podcast at the refreshments table after a funeral

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james

@worstjames

2 years

ITS LARSA

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james

@worstjames

10 months

what does it mean 🤔🤔🤔

james

@worstjames

10 months

got a blood nose at the cinema nova david lynch retrospective AMA

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james

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3 months

i have a lot going on

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