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8 months

guys please never forget that I have a podcast where i talk about the titanic sometimes

Episode · Gaytkeeping with Sam and James · Ahoy! We're back with our biggest, sexiest, most un-sinkable episode yet to kick off 2024. We're joined by real life Titanic survivor Thomas Jaspers to...

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the way he has the perfect life…watching his gladiator game, vaping in the black goo, kissing twinks. just unapologetically prioritising self care and joy.

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why is the alien from alien always trying to kill butch women

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they need to show this clip in acting schools

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i’ve watched this maybe 200 times

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miranda’s avant-garde dancing here

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just found out there was a time when men were kind, when their voices were soft and their words inviting

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the idea of putting all my eggs in one basket

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when i’m reflecting on a moment where i defied all the odds but then i get smacked by the invisible ghost that haunts me

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taylor and joni backstage

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accidentally opened instagram reels and was immediately served this video

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johnny depp on the fenty stage

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accidentally came to barcelona the week of some international gay circuit party so all the guys are roided out and 5’5

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you gon jump if AG made it

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me right after saying idgaf

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no one dies from love?

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@Steveschlong

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1 year

oppenheimer: when we push that button there’s a chance the atmosphere ignites, and we cause the end of the world emily blunt:

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deleting my account

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4 months

taylor swift we need you to distract kang

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Taylor Swift reportedly had a meeting with Marvel boss Kevin Feige to discuss a role in the MCU. (via DanielRPK)

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me checking the dune glossary every 2 pages cos there’s so many made up words

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BRAT getting better every day

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and she couldn’t set up the airplay on the tv before they arrived?

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Taylor Swift hosts a star studded party at her home in Watch Hill Rhode Island. The guest listed included Gigi Hadid, Jason Kelce, Travis Kelce, Bradley Cooper, Ryan Reynolds, Zoe Kravitz, Channing Tatum, Patrick Mahomes.

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7 months

bradley’s maestro script had the same annotation

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MORE OF CILLIANS SCRIPT. WRITING NOTES ON WHEN TO SMOKE 😭😭😭

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2 years

getting your heart broken by a twink is like losing at chess to a dog

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5 months

josh oconnor or nicholas galitzine aren’t queerbaiting because it’s obvious they’re fruits but just dont wanna say it publicly. and then we have bradley cooper and paul mescal who exist in a grey area. and then there’s stanley tucci who needs to stop.

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2 years

she gagged him a bit

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new planet of the apes movie literally had a gay ape omfg

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2 years

guys DO NOT pay for a sky news subscription it is NOT a channel dedicated to sky ferreira updates…learned this the hard way

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4 months

the doubt fandom is dying. REPOST if you believe sister aloysius!

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2 years

me defending the mother from Barbarian

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5 months

marnie michaels because of what she’s been through and she’s still singing

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if i was famous i’d post exactly like this too

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it’s a beninenomenon

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longlegs in his workshop

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1 year

it makes me sick thinking that someone as glamorous as sarah snook has to use binge to watch her own show

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4 months

Talk to me in French, talk to me in Spanish Talk to me in your own made-up language

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2 months

this random italian gay guy found out i was from Australia and said “ah yes like the dance monkey woman…she is, how do you say…fat and unpopular?”

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2 years

me after watching #AvatarTheWayofWater

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3 months

the way this is making me cry

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2 months

…and then it was bought by me

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3 years

i’m the guy who has to lick all the PCR swabs to see if i can taste covid on them and say if they’re positive or negative. sorry for the holdup everyone i’m licking as fast as I can!

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6 months

he liked my story

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2 years

This is inarguably the best feature on iPhone.

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5 months

watching doubt with the scam iPhone ad in the corner irdgaf

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1 year

closing my eyes when I see a bad tweet so it doesn’t count towards the 600 I’m allowed to read per day

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5 months

oomf threw themselves down the stairs to avoid playing tennis with me

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11 months

oh my god.

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1 year

elizabeth debicki at the end of tenet:

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Tom Holland shares new photo.

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3 months

just split the apple down symmetrical lines

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4 years

to everyone making fun of kevin spacey for the suicide prevention video: grow up. not many realise it but Kevin lost a dear friend to suicide last year so the cause is very important to him — his name was Jeffrey Epstein and maybe if he had seen that video he would still be alive

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me in front of the dj booth last night when I briefly experienced unending melancholic grief thinking about the transient nature of joy and friendship

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the way she lives her life with her heart and soul open to the world

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28 days

i got to give my ellen presentation at fed square last night you guysss it was giving steve jobs

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1 year

checking in

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3 months

i’ve been the archer i’ve been the prey

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3 months

what did doctors do before they were able to spend half the appointment time typing on their computer

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5 months

hinge suggesting ex situationship as my most compatible

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3 years

her reputations never been worse…

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2 years

when you message a couple on grindr and the one running the account ignores you it’s like, well can you put the other one on please? like have you even showed me to them cos maybe they’ll love me??

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7 months

where’s the respect

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4 years

never forget the time a manager asked me 'are you okay?' since i was calling in sick to work a lot due to mental health issues and when i responded 'no not really' his immediate response was 'alright well if you miss work again then you need to bring in a medical certificate'

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2 years

poof doof harness party

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bald ann dowd followed me

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opening grindr in venice and seeing a gay guy that lives a few streets away from me at home

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cause I knew you steppin on the last train marked me like a bloodstain

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3 years

i swear basically every two weeks they’re like “the moon is doing this thing that it only does once every 400 years”…the moon is so desperate to go viral online it’s sad

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4 years

psychologists: its important to set small daily goals for your quarantine so u maintain purpose me:

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PLAN FOR TODAY: SHAVE MY HOLES

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pretending to read at the aesop queer library…a new low

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3 years

if you die in Sydney you die in real life

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1 year

we're getting into plate of corn territory

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she’s so perfect for this role like… I love that little girl

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brunswick east coles

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2 years

i'm voting for whoever will make open relationships illegal

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3 years

i’m no longer going to be screening my work at @mqff this year due to their refusal to boycott Israeli content and stand in solidarity with Palestine. I’m really sorry to everyone who had booked tickets and was looking forward to seeing the film but (1/2)

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2 years

can you imagine how ergonomically devastating the josh and matt conversation pit would be. thirty minutes and it’s back pain for life.

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pope francis if he was in the wizard of oz:

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no matter how much of a cinephile you try to be you just can never compete with the unemployed autistic twink community

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2 years

why is this is something i would tweet

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I can confirm I am at home self-isolating after testing positive for COVID. I thank all of those people who have sent their well wishes, and I look forward to disappointing all of those who hope that I drop dead. -PH

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andrew tate moments before the SWAT team burst in

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josh and matt can try moving out of their highrise apartment to escape the creaking noises but they don’t realise the haunting sounds will follow them. the screams they hear are not merely the wind, it is the natural world rejecting them, a deep spiritual rot they cannot escape,

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i know if spider-man was real i’d spend every second of every day trying to **** him…like i’d be throwing myself off buildings constantly so he’d save me

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2 years

drunk on two drinks at the bottomless and forced my friend to take this piccie of me

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i went to karens diner and the staff called me a fag

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3 years

oomf brought their triangle to sircuit :/

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2 years

why is that girl from white lotus not obsessed with him. i would cancel all my holiday plans to spend every minute working out ways to get him to look at me even just for one second. if he told me to bark like a dog i would do it.

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1 year

so we can only read 600 tweets a day…but he never said we can’t sing them

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2 years

Penny Wong did the thing, Hannah Gadsby, my woman king

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. @troyesivan give it back.

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thinking of becoming someone that carries a book around everywhere in their bag

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scott morrison this Anthony albanese that…can we talk about me for a second?!!

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3 years

if you order this KFC legally has to call beyond blue for you

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malcolm turnbull thinks if he talks enough shit on twitter he can make everything think he’s a progressive instead of a spineless loser who sold out all his causes to become prime minister

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