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Parody account of a preposterous person, by himself. Always orders 2 upsized meals while eating alone. Madly in love with a wonder. 28.01.19 ❤️ 10.6.23 🥹♥️

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Joined January 2010
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
8 years
*Asks mom about something* She :- "Wahan rakha hai" This "wahan" can be either be the drawer or the Bermuda Triangle
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@TheOmarrization
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2 years
BREAKING NEWS: Pakistan Army declares emergency due to heavy rains in Karachi. As per ISPR a new song named as DOOBA DOOBA HAI KARACHI to be a part of the National Song Competition.
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@TheOmarrization
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1 year
Y'all that's my wife sending me a message that she forwarded to everyone.
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
2 years
I absolutely fail to understand why staying away from wives is celebrated by men. Main apni biwi ko uske ghar chor kar aya hoon aur yahan mera ghar, kamra aur ek ek cheez esi lag rahi hai jese anjaan ho. Khamoshi hogayi hai bilkul. Sanaata. Pata nahi yeh mushkil waqt kese guzrega
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@TheOmarrization
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1 year
My heart goes to Hussain Dawood and the Dawood family. Cannot process how a 79 year old man would be dealing with a situation where his son and grandson face certain death. The Dawood Foundation, Dawood Hercules etc, have given so much to this country. May Allah shower his mercy.
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@TheOmarrization
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1 year
The real karachi eat meetup 🥹
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@TheOmarrization
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3 years
WHY IS IT SO EMBARRASSING TO ASK SOMEONE FOR THE MONEY THAT IS YOUR OWN????!!!!
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
2 years
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 IRONIC SHIT.
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
3 years
I'm that baba on chaarpayi.
@Momna_memon
MONA💎
3 years
Or sunao kitni eidii mili😍🙈😂😂
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
2 years
Yesterday, biwi made such amazing and delicious shawarmas. I am still in awe. 🥺🥺♥️♥️ Alhamdulilah
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@TheOmarrization
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3 years
A teaser poster of me and my begum ♥️ alhamdulilah
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
5 years
Times have changed but Imran Khan remains as elegant as ever. Masha Allah then & now
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
2 years
My mother has been in the textile industry for the last 22 years and works for a reputable firm in Korangi. She herself has confirmed that the gruesome act did happen in Artistic. So, the next time you see a journalist telling you it's fake news please name them and shame them.
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
2 years
I can see the pain in his eyes behind the shades
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
3 years
"I ALLOW my wife......" 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
10 months
It's my humble request to all of you that no matter if you have already watched Zindagi Tamasha through downloads PLEASE watch it again whenever it comes on YouTube tomorrow. It can't repay the loss bore by @ @KhoosatFilms but it will help them stay motivated through ads.
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@TheOmarrization
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5 years
THESE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE.
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
2 years
The fact that haunts me is the fact that tomorrow when I will be back from work Hira wouldn't be there to receive me. She's the one who opens the door for me. Matlab what am I supposed to do at night? It will haunt me. I value my time with her, it's the best time of the day.
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
6 years
After effects of Coke Studio season 11
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
3 years
My former HR while hiring me: "bhaag tou nahi jaogey tum? Can you commit to this job?" Ab main tou yahin hoon lekin guysssss HR bhaag gayi hai
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
1 year
THE QUESTION IS WHY THE FUCK DID YOU ORDER WHEN IT WAS RAINING HEAVILY...... DUMB ASS
@arsla_amir
Arsla 🇵🇸
1 year
Guy delivered food in heavy rain. Men work hard to provide their families with halal rizq, and so-called feminists have audacity to say, "All men are trash"
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
3 years
So the hotel I am staying in did a chalaki and they were like ac auto hai remote ki zaroorat nahi (clearly so I can't change the temperature from 28). So I downloaded the Mi Remote on my phone and now I have my own remote for literally everything 😂😂😂😭😭😭
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
2 years
😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
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@TheOmarrization
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3 years
Nikkah preps 😌 Masha Allah alhamdulilah
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
2 years
"AURATON KE SANITARY PADS KI BOHOT DEMAND ARAHI HAI PEECHE SE" Shove this video in the face of EVERY CHUTIYA who says anything about sanitary napkins. Mard tou hain hi behenchod iss mulk ke. Loray.
@ZafarJdc
Syed Zafar Abbas
2 years
متاثرین سیلاب کی اگر مدد کرنی ہے تو اس ویڈیو کو لازمی شئیر کیجیے Part1
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
5 years
When you realize that phupiyaan waqayi aag lagati hain.
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
1 year
It's unfair not to appreciate how KFC came up with a strategic plan to use up Allah Wali Chowrangi billboard right above McDonald's. OVER THEIR HEADS LIKE A KING and will continue to do so for 5 years. An absolute MASTERCLASS in branding. This should be taught as a test case.
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
3 years
DO NOT BRING YOUR KIDS TO A PUBLIC SPACE IF YOU CAN'T CONTROL THEM.
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
1 year
Being married to the woman I love I often think of getting old and aging love. And here I must tell you that I think I'm pretty sorted on that. I look at the graves of aged relationships and the skulls of love on people's faces. But I think this wouldn't happen to me. I know that
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
11 months
I swear to god one doesn't realise the ABSOLUTE NEED for a veranda until you see how FUNDAMENTAL it is for a home. Living in Karachi I never knew what a blessing it is to have a sehan. Thankfully,my in-laws have a house that has a big one and ISTG I admire it everytime I go there
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Jasir Shahbaz
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Wish we can go back to designing houses like this and not suffocating concrete structures.
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
2 years
TRIGGER WARNING - SECOND CUP KARACHI. DO NOT VISIT. I always knew that the second cup owner was a chutiya the first day I went there on their opening but today things have gotten out of hand. The owner was caught red-handed harassing multiple women inside the basement.
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
2 years
Might sound like manchild but bro jab pata lagay baghair sab kaam hojaen tou aisa hota hai. Just now, I got done with everything and video called her to show her that everything was done in the right way. I'm glad she was happy to see that. I love this woman more than anything.♥️
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
2 years
I know she's having a good time with her family and I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT lekin it's just difficult not to have her in sight. Wapsi ka safar tou lamba tha hi uske baghair magar yaar I'm not used to not finding her at our home. Sigh.
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
1 year
GUYS!!!! QEEMA CHARHA HUA HAI CHOOHLAY PY AUR YEH INKI MOHABBATEIN HI KHATAM NAHI HORAHIN 😭😭😭😭😭🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
5 years
"Apka beta Amjad aur beti Sheneela raat ko 2:30 bajay bahar houn aur unki gaari kharab hojaye, woh apko batayenge tou apko ziyada fikar kis ke liye hogi? Jiske liye ziyada fikar hogi uska march karna banta hai" @irfanjunejo never fails when it comes to making sense. 👏
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
5 years
Tyrion Lannister and Jaime Lannister look so good
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
2 years
People are saying Mahira Khan was average in Maula Jatt. Yaar she wasn't JUST average in MJ but she's been average since day 1. All she does is cry on screen from Bin Roye to tere bin gaanay wala drama. Pyaari hai I get it but it doesn't make her a better actress.
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
9 months
🥵🥵🥵
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@momentmemori
Moments & memories
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Without googling, name something Punjab has given to the world.
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
3 years
I have realized sth that Metro bus is a transport system like no other and a blessing for the common people. I have seen people from all walks of life (notably women) taking metro every day to their destinations. At this point I don't think anything else could be better than this
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
4 months
ABOLISH BLASPHEMY LAW NOW.
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
1 year
So I received a scam call from a mobile number and 021111425 with that ghissa pitta script ke apke account ki registration renew hogi etc tou maine bola bhai bank wale mobile se phone nahi karte tou agay se kehta ok main ptcl se call karleta hoon apko THEY SO STUPID 😭😭😭😭😭
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
2 years
Wives are made to be cherished. Mere peeche woh sab kuch kardeti thi and now today when I had to unpack everything by myself once again in life tou lag pata gaya. The good thing is that I kept everything just the way she does, alhamdulilah.
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
2 years
In haalat mein train ka safar karna mere liye bari ghalti thi. Lekin jo haalat Sindh mein dekh kar araha hoon TV aur social media py 10% bhi nahi dekh sakte hain log. Gharon ke ghar, gaon ke gaon tabah o barbaad ho chuke hain, faslein safaye hasti se mitt chukki hain. DONATE !!
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
3 months
@queef1ng Doesn't even sound real atp 😭😭😭😭😭
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
2 years
There would be absolutely nothing to look forward once I'm back home. It might sound like I'm obsessed or sth magar bhai jab apko GHAR MEIN sab se pehle ek insaan ko dekhne ki aadat ho it gets fucking difficult. Pata nahi kese guzrega waqt jab main ghar wapis aunga kal.
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@TheOmarrization
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2 years
Alhumdulilah 💍 About three years ago I met this girl and we started talking to the point where we wanted our parents to meet. We were persistent and they finally met. There were many challenges but we managed to pull through and now MA she's my wife now.
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
1 year
Insane how Bank Al Habib manages to walk away freely from their no women hiring policy at their branches.
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
2 years
Establishment to Imran Khan:
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
6 years
What did the kabootar say to Lana Del Rey? "Dana Del Rey"
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@TheOmarrization
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3 years
😭😭😭😭 imsorry
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3 years
Breakfast with loml 🥺♥️
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
3 years
THESE KIDS GIVE ZERO FUCKS ABOUT COVID AND THE REALITY IS THAT THEY JUST DON'T WANT TO STUDY. ROTTIYAN LAG GAYI HAIN INKO, HUMARA TOU QOUMI MASHGHALA HI KUCH NAHI KARNA HAI.
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
4 years
@DanishNChaudhry No brother her reputation was shattered since the day she tried to snatch away Akshay Kumar from Kareena Kapoor in Aitraz and used him as a tool for her sexual satisfaction and all of that while being married to Amrish Puri.
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
2 years
You know why there's space left beneath the jhoomar. Jisko pata hai usko pata hai.
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ESPNcricinfo
2 years
Not a movie set, just Jos Buttler talking to the press in Karachi 📸
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
6 years
When she catches you fooling around with other girls on internet and shows you where you fucked up
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6 years
Won't make her uncomfortable with her job and would mind own business rather than staring at her and acting like an asshole.
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
2 years
@Syyeda14 1. Doodh patti is milk shake 2. It's okay not to have an opinion on everything 3. Nobody should have the right to declare another person kaafir 4. There are worse things than homosexuality happening in our madarsahs
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
3 years
This is what I went through tonight 🥲😂
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musa goglu zindabad
3 years
THIS IS SO STUPID BUT MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY TIME 😭😭😭😭😭
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musa goglu zindabad
1 year
This attitude HUM TOU INTERNET BAND KAR DENGE, TUM KYA KARLOGE? is what I hate. This helplessness is what's been turning into hate for the country and for the people. I hate how we are powerless and submitted to these incapable mfs.
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
7 years
Snapchat to India :-
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musa goglu zindabad
1 year
Idk but the saddest visuals for me were the destroyed people's bus. 30 saal baad iss naam nehaad sheher ko public transport mayassar hui hai aur yeh haal kiya hai logon ne. Sahi baat hai kisi qaabil hi nahi hai yeh awaam. Aur phir mehroomi ka rona rote hain.
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
3 years
Nikkah ready 🥺👉👈
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
3 years
"parh likh ke kya karna hai, baad mein tou choolha haandi hi karni hai iss ne" 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
6 months
Anniversary gift from begum 🥹🥹❤️❤️😭😭 My heart is so full. I mean....
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
3 years
Thanks to Muharram I get to clean up my follow list. Saaf saaf hogayi ab. I will identify and no matter how long I have known you, I will unfollow you if you do any disrespect or jahalat.
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
6 years
Nick Jones and Priyanka Chopra, another eye opener for desi parents who're always making a fuss over age difference, skin color, height and shia sunni differences when it comes to the marriage of their kids :) Allah sabko aankhein kholne ki taufeeq ata farma. Ameen
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
2 years
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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musa goglu zindabad
2 years
My both parents have been associated with the textile industry. They have been to every single factory including Artistic, Gul Ahmed, Junaid Jamshed and Al Karam. Don't forget that Artistic makes denim for international brands including Aeropostale, Jacob Smith, Levis and Bershka
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
5 years
Bye
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
6 years
KISI WAZIR E AZAM NE AAJ TAK PREGNANT KHWATEEN KA NAAM BHI LIYA? KABHI BHOOK SE KAM UMERI MEIN MAR JANAY BACHON KI BAAT KI HAI? MERI WAZIR E AZAM NE KI HAI!!!!
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
3 years
Aurat March is such a great paradigm. Every year it helps me to learn more and to clean up my Twitter following. 🙌
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musa goglu zindabad
3 years
When you're mad at bae but you're also a sofie
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
2 years
I hope you all had an amazing Eid. Khanay peenay se fursat mil gayi ho tou humein bhi dekhlo guys 🥺🥺👉👈
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
3 years
I might just have had the best ever sandwich.
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musa goglu zindabad
2 years
I was waiting for confirmation before tweeting because there's misinformation everywhere. Coming from her and many more verified sources this news is a reality and media and LEA's silence on this is a criminal negligence.
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3 years
These are two people who live in the same city. Ese hi nahi kehte Karachi waqayi bohot bara hai bhaisaab.
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musa goglu zindabad
6 years
Throwback to the time when my stupid history teacher had told me not to say HELLO but say assalamualaikum because Hello is made up from hell and it's a western saazish and also should say masjid not mosque because mosque comes from mosquito and west thinks Muslims are mosquitoes
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musa goglu zindabad
2 years
This fucking exploded like mangoes in Zia ul Haq's plane
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musa goglu zindabad
2 years
@Syyeda14 5. Pakistan is an artificial nation. One with no past. One day we're Turkish, other days we're afghans and in romantic days we're wahabi.
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
2 years
Eid Media? Sure. Sorry hum pho'ar aur ganday nahi hain it's just that our house is one of those jahan hawa ke saath bhar bhar ke mitti ati hai so ignore it.
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2 years
He ran away the moments before police arrived. I KNOW MANY WOMEN WHO GO TO SECOND CUP DHA KARACHI. KINDLY REFRAIN FROM VISITING THAT PLACE EVER AGAIN.
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musa goglu zindabad
7 years
Uncanny how 'Khuda Kay Liye' had broken records in a reign of a 'dictator' that too when mullah brigade was burning down the videos stores and breaking TVs and today a woman centered social account has been banned under a 'democratic' government. Such a shame #Verna
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musa goglu zindabad
3 years
Chalo jee lag gaye hain loray
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musa goglu zindabad
3 years
GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSS DISCO BAKERY PY MCDONALD'S KHUL RAHA HAI HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG WHAT A NEWS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA DAMMITTTTTT
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
3 years
There's nothing more ironic than this tweet.
@developingpak
Developing Pakistan
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New Metro buses arrived at Karachi Port 🇵🇰🇨🇳 FOTON buses for Lahore metro by #Jwforland #Automark #Lahore #metro #Lahoremetro #Foton
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musa goglu zindabad
3 years
Life mein apun ko yeh karne ka tha, aaj yeh bhi karliya.
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1 year
I think I'm ready to embrace the course of life. I'm happy to accept the wrinkles and the changes we both go through. I see us getting tender and delve in love with no sight of agony and pride. Ever since I fell in love I pledged never to shout or raise my voice.
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musa goglu zindabad
8 years
How did Osama's wife ask him to bring the dustbin? "Osama Bin Laden"
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musa goglu zindabad
1 year
WE NEED MORE WOMEN IN OUR WORKFORCE !!! It's the only way forward that can support our trembling GDP per capita. Countries in the region have moved to an average household of 4 while we stand at 7. You need to put women to work. You cannot feed a family of 7 with only one earning
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musa goglu zindabad
3 years
I sea my wife, okay? @thegrittysoul 🥺
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3 years
👉🏽👈🏽
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musa goglu zindabad
3 years
Chai with begum 🥺♥️
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
6 years
Well...
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musa goglu zindabad
1 year
I think aged love tastes as good as a wine and as tender as my favourite steak. And I can't wait to experience all of this with the person without whom I am incomplete. My beloved wife.
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1 year
I see myself getting better in accepting that I don't need to enforce my wants and I can't make her scared at any point of life but offer her the sanctuary she has always craved and found in me. It often happens that she erupts in anger,saying whatever comes to her mind. Anything
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1 year
But I only find myself listening to it. Not responding. Not shouting. Not countering her timely shades of infuriation. Because I know since day one that she might forget what she had said and apologize but will never forget what I said. I keep myself calm and composed.
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
3 years
Meri shaadi horahi hai.
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
6 years
JOKE TELLING A JOKE LIKE
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@TheOmarrization
musa goglu zindabad
1 year
It's because I have spent YEARS loving her despite the fact that I didn't know when I would get to see her. I have maintained the momentum of this sacred relationship and built on it like a poor king building a castle. Brick by brick with patience taking away every bit of me.
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