crim @whoiscrim Twitter profile

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crim

28 days

This account exists for me to LARP. But jokes aside, I do unfortunately work for a living You can find me at "igncrim" on Discord if you require my non-larp side Otherwise, enjoy the entertainment

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@whoiscrim

7 months

GIVEAWAY TIME! I'm giving away a $200 knife. To enter, simply retweet + like + tag WARREN in the replies. Not two friends. WARREN. Good luck!

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2 months

@Skinswapcom Buy, sell & trade your CS2 skins at the best site in the market

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2 months

@xbtGBH I actually need to stop interacting with these tweets before I get put on a list Prob too late for that actually

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1 year

running four projects at once right now since I see the utility in raising massive liquidity for the near future. invest in the next recession and you can easily double, triple or quadruple your money in a year

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@whoiscrim

2 months

@fesshole Why does this account attract so many closeted homosexuals?

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@whoiscrim

7 months

due to popular demand ( I have no choice ) I have created a main account @whowascrim new account will be for business. this account will be for schizophrenic shitposting one random retweeter will get $50

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@whoiscrim

1 month

@fesshole I am a lawyer. Btw I committed a crime. Also here is a fairly specific description of who I am and where I live

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@whoiscrim

16 days

@NYC_techbro This is actually real on levels people dont get

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@whoiscrim

21 days

@xbtGBH never ask the tates who their partners in the war room are

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@whoiscrim

2 months

@xbtGBH Imagine being a 38 year old man in good health with a 38 year old wife

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@whoiscrim

1 year

I'm giving away $50 to enter, do the following: 1. Follow @whoiscrim 2. Retweet and like this tweet 3. Tag one friend I'll roll this in a couple of days, if this goes well I'll start giving away much more 😏

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@whoiscrim

27 days

@real_lord_miles He went to afghanistan to write a book, you went to afghanistan to start a gold mine. Levels to this game

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2 months

@Willjum1 If you’ve been using an aimbot you better get a refund because it’s not been working very well mate

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@whoiscrim

17 days

Thank you all. Thank you Counter Strike Finally got my dream watch

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@whoiscrim

7 months

@Alkem1stCS me after spreading misinformation online

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@whoiscrim

1 month

ANOTHER BAN WAVE HAS STARTED! In only 5 minutes over $500,000 of skins have been removed from the economy.

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@whoiscrim

1 month

Been a few years but I've decided to start buying Rust & CS2 skins again. RT for awareness, will give some1 that rts $50

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1 month

@xbtGBH No fucking way these are the same species

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@whoiscrim

2 months

@b3n5_ @SkinBaronEN Inactivity fee is insane especially when it's essentially free to host an inactive account. At this point, your account is literally using one line in a database, likely costing them less than one cent per year

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@whoiscrim

9 months

@variancewarren This shit is fire with sound off & my eyes closed 🙏 🔥

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@whoiscrim

12 days

@fesshole imagine having a dad who leaves you this & you're so fake and gay that you don't actually go to spain.

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@whoiscrim

7 months

Israel this!! Palestine that!! I’m going to blow my FUCKING head off if the news doesn’t stop yapping What I want to know is when my cs2 skins will go back up in value. Few understand this

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@whoiscrim

1 month

@entrapranure @royce_dupont As I pressed play, and he said he only hires men, I thought to myself Do trans women count? Then he said it. Exactly what I thought. I think I've mastered the DuPont method.

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@whoiscrim

7 months

watching gambling sites argue who's more ethical is like watching two retards argue about who has more brain damage thoroughly enjoying

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@whoiscrim

7 months

Thank you to @CSGOEmpire for verifying me. Crim enterprises is officially a subsidiary of CSGOEmpire now ( known as Joppa labs LLC & Warren labs LLC ) This will increase volume

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@whoiscrim

5 months

If this guy doesn’t get his ak back I will start a fundraiser. How can you not feel bad for someone with this pfp

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@whoiscrim

8 months

@CSGOMiguel I would say the only blue gems you get are in CS. But you don’t get those either.

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@whoiscrim

7 months

It's time for operation crim, as long as @HobbesHD is a man of his word. Since code crim was taken, use my code "crimanal" I promise you all that if my case is added, I will beg hobbes to make it have lower house edge than the other cases Why? Because I'm BETTER

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@whoiscrim

7 months

For those wondering about my take on the clash & empire beef: All this attention is, irrespective of whether one site 'wins', going to be a huge net negative. Media attention = attention of prosecutors and regulators = potential shutdown of the entire skins 'ecosystem', lets…

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@whoiscrim

7 months

@HobbesHD Monarch is NOT beating the allegations

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@whoiscrim

8 months

I would never work for a casino. Some people assume it's because im morally 'higher' than it, but in reality, its because none want to hire me. We are not the same.

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@whoiscrim

22 days

@thelawshorts the ideal scenario is the middle, not being in a giga dense city but also not being out the middle of nowhere. you wanna have a nice house in a smaller town but still have modern infrastructure available

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@whoiscrim

1 year

@Xaqrk @60404 @albert12798 No shame 😭

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@whoiscrim

7 months

@xQcReviews She’s going after everything but the gym or eating healthy Best regards,

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@whoiscrim

7 months

Empire when I reject the $800/month job offer

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@whoiscrim

2 months

@CocoaBuzzard >Palestine flag >transgender few understand this

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@whoiscrim

7 months

I see grown men tweeting about how ‘CS2 is so bad!!’ YOURE AN ADULT ITS A FUCKING VIDEO GAME When I was your age, I was deployed in the Middle East. What happened to men? I was dishonourably discharged after my actions in a small desert town on the 9th of feb, ‘97.

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@whoiscrim

20 days

@entrapranure The matrix doesn't want you to know this. So take me seriously when I say this. But try mix them. You'll be amazed. I can already hear them knocking, do what you will with this info. Goodbye.

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@whoiscrim

8 months

The CRIM x Hemorrhoids drop, as many know, will only have FIVE shirts available globally. I'm giving away one to enter, simply retweet + like this. You have seven days. Good luck.

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@whoiscrim

4 months

I just had a brilliant idea Gambling sites are missing out on over 25% of potential customers by not offering service to under 18s. Hear me out - a casino for ONLY underage users. This idea will propel crim enterprises from a 3 figure to 15 figure kingdom.

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@whoiscrim

13 days

@entrapranure Replace "My Landlord" for my uncle. Lesson in there.

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@whoiscrim

6 months

@greentexts_bot This would be funny except both 'basic chicks' are figments of anons imagination ( he is schizophrenic )

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@whoiscrim

2 months

I’m looking to contract some work to a developer and designer in the comm Two people, not someone who does both If you’re ready to work quickly and be paid for it contact me on discord igncrim

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@whoiscrim

8 months

Most sites have 'empl*yees'. And they wonder why they're failing.. Youre paying MONEY to your stupid retard employees to do WAGEY jobs @CSGOEmpire has the greatest weapon of them all.. Chinese slave. Paid Nothing Works the hardest. There's a reason CSGOEmpire will come out…

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@whoiscrim

5 months

One time I sent someone crypto, or so I thought Turned out i had sent it to the wrong address Just by chance, it was my deposit addy on a gambling site. This was a sign. I gambled it all, and I lost it all within minutes. Few understand the metaphor behind this.

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@whoiscrim

2 months

@sneako Did you find a 9 year old wife

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@whoiscrim

1 month

@royce_dupont Order the most potent fish. Eat it all. Kiss her on the lips as client watches. Ask to go to the toilet, leave and move to Mexico.

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@whoiscrim

2 months

"Oh my god bro did you hear about celebrity xx did yyy??!?!?" "NO way!! That's so interesting!!" Fucking NPCs all you should be caring about is what MATTERS JOFA THE CAMO Study Stickhands Study the vision

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@whoiscrim

8 months

@GrimzYoutube @VIILines @Sebknowsbest Tell sebknowsbest to unblock me, Just kidding I don't care about that meth addict. Kind regards, Crim Enterprises LLC

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@whoiscrim

2 months

@Slatzism Glad to see videogames are becoming more realistic

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@whoiscrim

2 months

@sunburnfirm Never ask an Albanian why his mercedes shows up as stolen in 15 different countries & the odometer is showing -23 miles

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@whoiscrim

10 months

@LaunchSiteRust did record numbers on our first opening week, with over 120k in deposits. On that release the site was buggy and we did little marketing. Guess how much we do in our first week of version 2 and I'll credit you 250 coins on-site if you get it right 🫡👇

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@whoiscrim

6 months

@JohnFelix49 @greentexts_bot a short story

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@whoiscrim

8 days

@benomoiro Can we rank these by crime also please 👍

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@whoiscrim

8 months

My social media team has alerted me that KILLIAN, the owner of HypeDrop & stealer of Sticky Hand's house has blocked me. This was a mistake. You can mess with CSGOEmpire, but not Crim Enterprises. I am currently assembling my team to discuss our next move.

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@whoiscrim

3 months

@alpacahere2 You’re due a win bro dw

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@whoiscrim

29 days

Ban wave has actually started and ended. It's being alleged that @GamdomHowly is behind these accounts, with his personal account being banned.

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@whoiscrim

1 month

ANOTHER BAN WAVE HAS STARTED! In only 5 minutes over $500,000 of skins have been removed from the economy.

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2 months

@HuntSabs Did a badger write this post?

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@whoiscrim

7 months

Had to jump ship. Sorry Empire

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2 months

@Skinswapcom @SparklesCSGOYT An eye for an eye and the world goes blind. Forgiveness is the most powerful thing

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@whoiscrim

4 months

@exRheturn I would masturbate the entire time. Then kill myself after. Few

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@whoiscrim

8 months

Thanks @CSGOEmpire for the money. This is 5 years of wages in my country.

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@whoiscrim

7 months

Some people see this as tax evasion, Don't forget you don't pay income taxes below 12500 pounds yearly. Seb isn't avoiding tax. He simply has none to pay.

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@whoiscrim

10 months

Since @LaunchSiteRust is nearly complete, I'm starting to plan our phase two updates. If you have any gamemodes or features you particularly want to see, reply to this tweet & we might add some of them

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@whoiscrim

1 month

@romaakaev @ArowCS @donacsgo @ohnePixel @ArowCS Can you confirm or deny your whereabouts exactly 4 hours ago?

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1 month

@xbtGBH Bro is playing illegal immigrant in the US simulator

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@whoiscrim

26 days

BREAKING: CSGORoll is currently down due to internal server errors, our insider has given us a look at why this might be happening..

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@whoiscrim

6 months

rate the combo? knife is called 'Steven' btw please address him as such

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@whoiscrim

1 month

@DonHaci Not SWAT just normal police officers

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@whoiscrim

7 months

'Crim why do you have the empire badge? Do you not know the owner tortures children?' Me

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@whoiscrim

2 months

For a website that - Claims to be free to play by having rewards you can redeem to play with AND withdraw ( How can it be free to play if you can't withdraw the rewards? ) - Claims to offer rewards if you wager in all of their marketing material This is completely retarded.

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@whoiscrim

10 months

@michaeljringer this is an example of why inbreeding isnt ok

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@whoiscrim

7 months

My haters probably assumed that me losing my badge would kill my account They were right. Goodbye.

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@whoiscrim

2 months

@entrapranure In 50 years nickels will likely be worth over $4,000,000. NO i will not elaborate

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@whoiscrim

8 months

My teachers used to ask why I was never in & never focusing at school. They always called me lazy, distracted, retarded, and several RACIAL slurs. Little did they know I was earning 1/4th of their wage. If I can do it, anyone can.

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@whoiscrim

2 months

@_lad1976_ @fesshole Clearly £200 is £200 too

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2 months

@xbtGBH It's hard not to notice sometimes.

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@whoiscrim

10 months

Interesting

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@whoiscrim

6 months

It takes you a year to earn 30,000 dollars I can lose that much gambling in an hour 🥱

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@whoiscrim

1 month

I'm sorry.

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@whoiscrim

7 months

I sold everything I had. Every Skin I owned is gone. I'm completely out of the CSGO market, I can't take it anymore. Aggressive dumping, manipulation, everything is so intense. Skins are over, I am out, I am very glad to meet you, life has dreams, each is wonderful.

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@whoiscrim

4 months

Most crypto bros you follow made money through affiliate rev Most successful traders you follow make money buying scammed items Most people are not successful through the path they larp about taking Idolise no one but God

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@whoiscrim

6 months

Oh it’s so fucking over for Twitter

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@whoiscrim

6 months

I’m convinced atheists are actually the low IQs Do you actually think all this just magically happened? Do you suffer from a form of mental retardation? ‘Trust me bro! The Big Bang bro!!’ I’ll rip your head off.

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@whoiscrim

7 months

I would like to clear up the RUMOURS: I do NOT work for CSGOEmpire; I AM csgoempire. I work for the company that is going to take over 2024: DES LABS. All in on 2024.

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@whoiscrim

11 months

Looking for a frontend developer. Has to be someone that knows me already / I know mutually. I pay pretty well & I'll have lots of work for ya, DM me 📩

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@whoiscrim

9 months

deleted youtube, instagram & tiktok so that I could fix my fried dopamine receptors today, I just subconciously went onto youtube shorts on my pc & scrolled for like 15 mins without realising help

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@whoiscrim

2 months

This is how i would act while gambling on rust casinos at age 15 & coinflipping $5, praying to GOD that it would hit red

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no way the new Fortnite season got yall acting like this 😭

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@whoiscrim

5 months

Sometimes I forget about how Chris from mr beast is trans and every time I remember again I have the same reaction

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@whoiscrim

9 months

You’re a moron if you hold #1 float cs items knowing that sparkles is just going to keep doing tradeups at a loss to beat you

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@whoiscrim

27 days

January, I made $93 February, I made $103,284 March, I made $19 Break that down - that’s only $53.39 a day. If I can do it, few of you can.

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@whoiscrim

3 months

Since I get asked so much, here’s why I love working at @Skinswapcom SkinSwap pays for my ChatGPT, lube, & 14 different porn site subscriptions ( I get 5 gooning breaks per day ) My co workers are also great, so diverse yet so racist. SkinSwap is my home.

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@whoiscrim

7 months

I told you all I lost my badge because X revoked it. the truth is I'm BROKE. I lost all my money gambling. thankfully, since I know casinos are CHARITIES, I've just refinanced my house & have acquired another $50,000 to play with. All in on crim.

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@whoiscrim

10 months

what would happen if a verified organisation changed their pfp to the gold tick, then added someone as an affiliate @bboxrust should we test it?

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@whoiscrim

6 months

For the same reason onlyfans chicks aren't the issue These two are not the problem You brain rotted retard viewers are Sitting there watching these streamers giving them clicks stupid goys.

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these 2 completely ruined the streaming world

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@whoiscrim

1 month

That's it. I bought $HOBBES and i'm up a whole 10% already. Yes, I only put like 0.2 eth in Yes, I've lost money on every trade so far But we are so back. If this pumps I deposit it all on Clash as a thank you to Hobbes.

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@whoiscrim

8 months

Most marketing managers talk about GEEK stuff. CPMs, conversions, budgets. I talk about my crippling GAMBLING and DRUG addictions with my clients. That is what separates me from most. What the fuck even is a cpm?

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@whoiscrim

6 months

Holy fuck no one told me being a trader was this hard. My completely automated script ONLY generated a 4% return this week instead of the usual 13% without me having to do anything whatsoever. FUCKKK

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@whoiscrim

9 months

@HOUNGOUNGAGNE How is it steams fault that people are such degens they physically can’t stop themselves. You can just turn off steam guard & block steam from your credit card = no more trading or gambling

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@whoiscrim

7 months

@MalesInDisguise Common arrogant trait of trans people; ignoring the wisdom of people that have lived for generations longer than them because its 'transphobic'

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