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keem

@washingtonkeem

8 years

"SECURITY!!!!!"

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keem

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That’s a fresh out the pool plate... I can smell the chlorine

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2 years

Bitches

Depressed Cowboys Fan

@ChickenColeman3

2 years

What mixes well with this?

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4 years

People will recognize shiggy before Casanova outside of New York...

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Lmaooooo *nelly plays unknown song that only he knows* Luda: “yessir”

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4 years

Lmaooooo when granny see her grandson fixing his own plate

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11 months

Aw man they said this who was driving the submarine

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5 years

@screenrant Did they spend any on marketing?

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4 years

@LiveSince2_k @unden14blediva Lmaoo this the part that sends me

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2 years

She not the “leader”

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3 years

This is really the greatest movie saga ever

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5 years

I know these strips hit different

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4 years

Son said I don’t want the COVID but let me get some of this cancer

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@jedshearer

4 years

Vegas is back in full swing @LasVegasLocally @VitalVegas

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4 years

Look at this black man taking care of black women!!!!!!!!

Bleacher Report

@BleacherReport

4 years

Kyrie is giving $1.5M to supplement income of WNBA players missing their season The initiative will cover players whether they’re sitting because of coronavirus concerns or social justice reasons

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5 years

Look like moms made the one on the left ... 🔥🔥

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@lov3lytee

5 years

which pancake looks better? left or right

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4 years

GET OUT OF STAPLES AND STAY OUT!!!! TAKE THEM CLIP ART BANNERS WITH YOU!!!!

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4 years

Stop arguing with black women.... just listen right now

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4 years

@overtime @Hennen_Workouts People don’t know when to start counting steps... neither one is a travel

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6 years

HSART

Rap-Up

@RapUp

6 years

Bow Wow announces new album "Edicius," which is suicide backwards

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9 months

Not in Los Angeles

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@washingtonkeem

4 years

Lmaoooo I.E. Twitter on here lying, y’all ain’t feel it

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11 months

Lmaoo y’all know I love ms frizzle man chill 😂😂

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8 years

Lmfaoooo RT @famouslos32 : . @JabariParker boi I gta couple questions for u 😭😭

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@washingtonkeem

5 years

Uuuummmm @ChipotleTweets I have a complaint. The last couple times I’ve been to one of your establishments, you guys have had workers over by the fountain drinks. I would like to pour your delicious lemonade into my water cup in peace and not have to do it in fear... thank you.

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3 years

Lmfaoooooooo I already know they in the comments calling this dog benzino

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5 years

I never want to see this again

Butch Hartman

@realhartman

5 years

What if Spongebob was people?

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4 years

None of girlfriends called to check on me... you know how many wine bottles could’ve fell over?????????

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5 years

ROLLING LOUD 2018 x Litty City

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@washingtonkeem

2 years

“Eureka, Einstein on the brink of the theory of relativity, really no MC=” stop playing with cole man

Team DREAMVILLE

@TeamDreamville

2 years

This is easily one of J. Cole’s best verses of all time 🤯🤯

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@washingtonkeem

6 years

Fellas if you order a Hispanic sex doll... I would still pull out... just to be safe.

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@washingtonkeem

4 months

CRAZY nostalgia

Fat Kid Deals

@FatKidDeals

7 months

Who remembers getting the NFL and NBA pencils in school?

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@washingtonkeem

9 months

Lmaooo top 5 feeling

Football Is Life

@FootbaIl_Tweets

9 months

POV: you and the boys get pulled out of class early for an away game

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4 years

@waynevc8 @mariibvby @NukeSZN @dlion134 @Bombaemonae @asapwavi @olgamtorres Lol they fasho got the ok to shoot they shot

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@washingtonkeem

5 years

About to be 14 “bad bitches” getting ready for the pool party

Marc

@MeltzVegas

5 years

Who's stoked for bunk bed suites at Flamingo?

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@washingtonkeem

4 years

Lmfao or after she frame the situation as such... but that’s a different discussion

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@washingtonkeem

6 years

Lmfaoooo black queens please stop watching this. Y’all already crazy enough.. stop consuming this 😂

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3 years

Benny From The Block (Suburbs)

@GeekyB

3 years

How old were you on this date in 1994? I was 13.

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5 years

@_IzzyBabyy Every black bbq lol

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4 years

Nah that 3rd kid was SKATING

Sammy Rigaud M.Ed

@sammyrigaud

4 years

Freestyle Friday’s!!! If you get 80% or higher on the weekly assessment..... you get a turn. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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4 years

Boy I’m about to take two paid weeks off for Christmas and New Years

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2 years

That’s the Douglas

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7 years

See y'all in the national championship next year

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5 years

Look like an ass whooping to me

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5 years

Lmfao this is why you barely see this drooling ass nigga now

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5 years

Aaayyoooooo lmaoooo

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3 years

Lmao

Matthew A. Cherry

@MatthewACherry

3 years

My Fall plans The Delta Variant

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6 years

@SH44W Lol it’s actually good to talk to yourself ... as long as your mind isn’t projecting another “individual” in the room

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@washingtonkeem

4 years

That ain’t enough

ABC7 Eyewitness News

@ABC7

4 years

#BREAKING UPDATE: 4 Minneapolis police officers have been fired after video showed officer kneeling on neck of black man who died in custody

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5 years

Lmaoooo bruh wtf ... shit look like trapped in the closet

That Blame Guy

@ImToBlame

5 years

Oh this nigga GUILTY guilty.

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@washingtonkeem

1 year

Well cocaine and lean ain’t a great substitute

Daily Loud

@DailyLoud

1 year

Lil Wayne says he hasn’t eaten fast food in 20 years 👀

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3 years

DuHAK back.. and he got POHWAS!!!!

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5 years

Gotta scrimmage hard.. just like you in a real game

Houston Esthetician

@itsfrannn333

5 years

Niggas really fuck u like they love you for fun

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3 years

2000s Birthday event was a success. Preciate everyone that came thru!

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7 years

The fucking accuracy RT @tchallaescobar : Some of the funniest shit to ever hit the TL man

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9 years

!!!!!!!!!! RT @IamRobDevon : Is it just me or do these two taste NOTHING alike? http://t.co/eZkgTJH6SO

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5 years

Saw her in person bro she’s a queen

REASON TDE

@reasonTDE

5 years

Issa Rae so damn fine to me

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5 years

Son got up in a thriller video

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@washingtonkeem

1 year

Lmaoooo aw man I pray I get this neighbor. I would cook a T-rex in my back yard

Daily Loud

@DailyLoud

1 year

Vegan sent a letter to her neighbor asking him to close windows when he cooks meat: “the meat you cook makes us feel sick and upset”

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4 years

A young boy just got promoted!!!!!!! And I’m working remote all next week lol

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4 years

(We may get entangled)

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@thatchik0882 @LowKeyUHTN Lmfaoooo

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5 years

Lmfaooo “wut you wont”

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4 years

Junior was dangerously dumb

1take.Dom

@DomFromthe_west

4 years

90s/2000s babies who was the dumbest 😂😂??

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@washingtonkeem

4 years

Brown skin black women man... I’m going to marry one.

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5 years

@vibrantvikki @Adebolaa_O OK SO BUY ME A RING... let’s really change the game!!!!

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@washingtonkeem

3 years

Shit gon start trippen when the new one come out

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@quinnjmiller

3 years

Apple car concept🤯

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1 year

You still tryna hold that bitch down boy you strong for that 😂😂😂

DJ🥇

@bucksClanDJ

1 year

Flyest of my generation OUT NOW

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@washingtonkeem

8 years

Lmfao RT @King_Jaden11 : Bro 💀

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4 years

Yeeerrrrrrr @reasonTDE

Desus MF Nice💯

@desusnice

4 years

Virtual nba finals gang

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4 years

Do darker skin black women tell their light skin friends that they don’t deserve black men as much?

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5 years

@KayMxree Comatose

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3 years

Dropped my wallet yall my bad

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6 years

Alexa.... find me a faithful black woman........... ......... ...... Alexa?

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4 years

Cancun was GREAT to me

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4 years

Mixtape Wayne wins because we all know all the words lmaoooooooo that shit is gospel

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8 years

Lmaoooooo yoooooooooooo RT @joshbechill : Katt Williams out of control

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2 years

They always invite deray to some ghetto shit. Nigga like ghetto show seasoning

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keem

@washingtonkeem

4 years

Damn the 2:24 is crazy

Legion Hoops

@LegionHoops

4 years

RIP Kobe.

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MBJ’s actions can for sure be seen as corny but that interaction wasn’t one of em. A woman he knows from childhood has continued to speak negatively on his name and then wants to put a mic in his face talking about “sexiest man alive” girl f*ck you.