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TRHOF Class of ‘23 #cf97 Harold’s kit | he/him

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john
7 months
Truly the honor of a lifetime. The validation that comes with being the nicheest and microest niche internet microcelebrity is incredible More seriously, the way this community has welcomed me has been such a joy. Genuinely, thank you all for a fun season #cf97 #vamosfire
Today we welcome @w3stw3stw3st into the Hall of Fame. The creator of the famous Harold's kit, he did not let a restraining order from Johnny Dean stop him from putting the name on the shirt. Rumor has it that John is making plans to attend the Dean's Thxgiving gathering
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kawhi in the locker room after watching that last shot.
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@PlayoffTanaka_ my brother in christ what do you think happens when. the bat hits the ball
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@dirtbagqueer obama in mortal kombat would be kinda sick tho
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2 years
we don’t talk about the fact that the Ken Griffey Jr. and Frank Thomas were the only clean power hitters of the steroid era enough.
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1 year
it’s time for chicagoans to stop defending our pizza. we have like 4 different kinds and ALL of them are better than that floppy new york bullshit. walk into any pizza spot in chicago and it absolutely DOG WALKS any other pizza in America. i’m not making excuses anymore.
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Take it from a Chicago native. “Chicago style” for tourists bro. Get tavern style thin crust. That’s real Chicago pizza. If it comes in this box you’re in the right place
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Person: "why do you like @SuperDuperKyle so much?" Me:
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@lumaxine__ @PFF teams actually beating justin fields.jpeg
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@whitesox i know we hate him, but let’s not wish anything bad on the man (aside from losing his job)
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@DMAC_LA also just a known racist too
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@jedwill1999 wait what the fuck
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@CRob7 @CodifyBaseball 15 bad games at 23 means 4 years of elite production don’t matter, great take bud
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@TheoAshNFL the dolphins do this 4 times/game
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@Pasef23 @elitetakes_ josh mcdaniels is a great hire if you disregard his previous experience
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@blakelewis26 @TheoAshNFL nah chill he did this with dalvin cook. i’d rather just say he doesn’t know ball than risk that video 😭
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@alcibiades5410 @dirtbagqueer “uhhh let me be clear” *hits drone strike button*
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1 year
@JeffPassan just so we’re all aware of where he should’ve gone instead rolling into seby’s knees.
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if this tweet gets 50 likes i will buy a custom Jonny Dean Away Shirt if it gets 100 likes i will also print the harold’s logo onto it. #cf97 #Vamosfire
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🚨💣 BREAKING: PSG and Kylian Mbappé's lawyers are negotiating a DEPARTURE. @le_Parisien #rmalive
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8 months
tonight. Soldier Field. Sec 122. It comes to life #cf97 #vamosfire #HaroldsKit
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9 months
if this tweet gets 50 likes i will buy a custom Jonny Dean Away Shirt if it gets 100 likes i will also print the harold’s logo onto it. #cf97 #Vamosfire
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When u at a @djgnash show and his lyrics got you rethinking your whole life. @superduperbrick
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@Veno202 he didn’t do anything wrong lmao
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@ckamka the best mike trout fact is that he actually won the MVP in the worst (non injured) season of his career.
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6 months
@ChicagoFire it’s time. Put the Chicken On His Chest #cf97 #vamosfire
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Nico Bravo
6 months
🚨🚨🚨🚨 Many #MLS teams will be looking to add a high profile striker as a DP during the off-season and the name that has come up in various organizations is no other than #Barcelona striker Robert Lewandowski #TransferNews #MLSSeasonPass #MLSTransfers
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1 year
@StoolBaseball for everyone asking where the “lane” to slide is
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2 years
@WOODYnotWoodrow @ThinkingBlu @DMAC_LA bro really said “we fuck with racism but our team is good”
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2 years
@kiIIernuggetz @Zack_Pearson i know you’re not talking about QBs not being leaders lmao
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@betr_jack i am begging you to actually watch football
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@BowTiedRanger @Redistrict enjoy your failing electrical grid and try not to freeze, bozo
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4 months
if we sign Kellyn Acosta and this tweet gets 25 likes i will buy this candle and light it in the supporter section at the opener #cf97 #vamosfire
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2 years
@behindthedish1 great idea. instead of signing the best available player at a position of need, let’s sign a guy the fan base hates, and trade the face of our franchise coming off an injury and a down year, so we get almost no value, AND we’re spending $30M+ in AAV instead of $13M solid take man
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4 months
@ChicagoFire @Footy_Headlines acknowledge the Harold’s Kit admin
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@tweetMattLive @DraftKings just admit you’ve never watched a white sox game
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this was an incredible showing for what this club is and what it can be. if you’ve never been: please, come on saturday and support the hometown team. get a taste of what’s to come. #cf97
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@MLSMoves yea, we know #cf97
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@MattLefleurbrow @runbackdave say you don’t know what you’re talking about without saying you don’t know what you’re talking about.
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2 years
how many times you gonna guess e bro
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2 years
wtf is the wordle 😭 how tf am I supposed to make a word with those letters
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@WCS_Talk @TalkinBaseball_ @JesseRogersESPN he’s a 2x all star and is hitting almost .400 since the break so a lot more than you want to pretend
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@whitesox this is not dollar dog night
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@barstoolWSD why are you just outside of a school?
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Like a Phoenix rises from the ashes, so shall the @KellynAcosta candle rise to light the path to 3 points tonight amen #cf97
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Eray
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Finally home. Yeah we lost, but what a great day to be back. #cf97 RIP @KellynAcosta 's candle 😭
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@ChuckGarfien that would be why i’m not pining for a guy who’s assaulted multiple women, been out of the league 5 years, and is currently awaiting trial.
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@spizzyspose "waiting in line he's the only one, and then he sees some dude with a gun" Me: "IT'S FUCKIN JIMMY"
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@ChicagoFire
Chicago Fire FC
3 months
Officially official 😤 ¡Bienvenido al Fire Acosta! 🔥 #cf97 | @KellynAcosta
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1 year
@MattDoyle76 same vibes
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10 months
@WCS_Talk @TalkinBaseball_ @JesseRogersESPN right now he’s actually super underrated that’s pretty obvious, but go off.
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2 months
kick rocks, hoe #cf97
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Fernando Contreras
2 months
Terrible meltdown from CF Montréal, but this result is also a product of the WORST officiating I’ve ever seen. ◗ NO CALL for playing the ball with the hand from Brady. ◗ OFFSIDE GOAL from Chicago Fire. ◗ DOUBTFUL penalty & red card. ◗ +20min added time. #CFMTL | #CHIvMTL
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announce it @tombogert announce the final piece of Chicago’s big 3 #cf97
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3 months
BREAKING: Chicago Fire officially sign Belgian forward Hugo Cuypers from Gent. Sources say the deal is worth an initial $12 million plus another $2 million add-ons, making it the fifth-most expensive deal in MLS history Cuypers will join in coming weeks
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it’s a great day for chicago soccer #cf97
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@Nick_BPSS leave jake burger out of this
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ohhh yea..it’s all coming together @ChicagoFire #cf97
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Hugo Cuypers your new DP9 #cf97
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@usmntonly i’d like to appoint Tim the Udonis Haslem of the USMNT moving forward.
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Shohei Ohtani to Chicago Fire, Here We Go!! 🔥 Sources have confirmed the Japanese international will be joining Jonny Dean & Co as a Designated Player. Does this make Frank Klopas’s squad favorites in the East? #cf97 #vamosfire
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@MLSMoves NFLPA and MLSPA need to unite on this. none of them want to play on turf.
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a miracle @KellynAcosta winner. safe to say the curse is lifted vamos fire #cf97
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Like a Phoenix rises from the ashes, so shall the @KellynAcosta candle rise to light the path to 3 points tonight amen #cf97
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@scottmerkin 2023 Chicago White Sox WS champs confirmed
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these are the games that make people think @NFL is fixing games. Bears got absolutely jobbed to make Miami look good. @NFLOfficiating needs to discipline this crew. absolutely disgusting. #Bears #Dolphins
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kenny pickett on the sideline
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NFL
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. @JoshAllenQB turned on the BURNERS for the 52-yard rushing TD 🗣️ 📺: #PITvsBUF on CBS 📱: Stream on #NFLPlus
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@ChicagoFire i am only asking for the smallest crumb of recognition guys #cf97
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@whitesox Adam Haseley (AAA player) is leading off and Jake Burger (top 10 in MLB in OPS) can’t bat above 6th…make it make sense
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Adam Engel went to the plate 6 times tonight and reached base 5 times. 🐐🐐🐐
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@gpoole515 @lumaxine__ @PFF you clearly did not watch the game
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@PiratesAreBad @a_jenniges03 @whitesox look bud you’re not in a position to speak
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@AirJordans2323 @Jumpman23 he had multiple hall of famers on every championship team y’all are just lying.
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@LennessyBlack he deserves this strictly for his performance in Friday Night Lights
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#newprofilepic so nice of soldier field to make sure we had fire graphics up last night instead of Bears! #cf97
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alright, i’ve had this thought for a moment, and i’m gonna say it Mauricio Pineda is by far the most underrated player on the roster. if Teran or Tobi were fully ready tomorrow, Mauri should still be in the starting XI #cf97
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@tombogert announce Acosta, Tom #cf97
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@ChuckGarfien @YasielPuig @oguillenjr you’re better than this chuck
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7 months
have you guys ever REALLY dug into what you can buy from the team shop? #cf97
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@MeelekEdits @hasanthehun @Eminem i’m not standing up for him but saying “he’ll start wearing pink” is like prentending this whole era didn’t happen and change fashion and music culture
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@USMNTvsHaters same energy
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@suggacube09 @MLB @MikeTrout @TheJudge44 @Warrdyboy7 @TimAnderson7 @j_chisholm3 @bryceharper3 @JustinVerlander Anderson leads him in literally every batting category and has more WAR even after making 9 errors. but you seem to have a good head on your shoulders from the rest of the replies
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@PFF uhh
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2 years
@StaceGots not to do the classic false equivalence but your pinned tweet is literally a zodiac killer joke. i’d like to the know the number of people that have to die before you’re not comfortable with jokes being made.
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bag secured #cf97
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me driving to fire pitch to buy the red jersey #cf97
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Never a doubt. see y’all March 2. #cf97 #vamosfire
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The Fire are on the outside looking in with regards to Acosta. Colorado the likeliest of destinations. Technical staff miss on another key piece for #cf97 .
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live look at Lionel Messi moments before kickoff in chicago #cf97
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@Brandon_Warne @RapSheet @TomPelissero @KlutchSports “makes no sense for team with massive hole to acquire high level player in his prime to fill hole”
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@ChiSoxFanMike hot take but hear me out.. Engel Vaughn Robert Abreu moncada Grandal pollock burger mendick
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1 year
@NBCSWhiteSox @mcuban cmon this is a STEAL just go ahead and buy it now please
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me: “hey guys, joe kelly had a nerve issue but his stats still showed a really good chance to regain his form in 2023” WST: “RICK HAHN WASTED MONEY” joe kelly: *regains form* also WST: “wow a contender should trade for this truly incredible pitcher”
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Josh Nelson - Sox Machine
1 year
If I were a contending team needing bullpen help, I'd be asking about Joe Kelly right now.
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if this tweet gets 75 likes & we get @mir97pods to 200 followers by Sunday I’ll buy one & wear it to the game on 5/18 100 likes & i’ll bring a bottle of malort to the tailgate & pass out shots 250 followers for @mir97pods & i’ll give one away to someone who follows #cf97
@JeppsonsMalort
Jeppson’s Malört
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Wear your bad taste proudly in our new Malört Mega Foam Hat. The perfect accessory to wear to sporting events, festivals, or any public outing. Click the link in our bio to shop yours today 🔥
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i know we don’t love Heitz… but Jonathan Dean Maren Hailee-Selasse Arnaud Souquet Kei Kamara are looking like really good additions for the fire #cf97
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4 months
@dabearsblog bring him home
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3 months
lol nice try @ChicagoFire only had to adjust the brightness a little bit #cf97
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Playing with Fire
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