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@SJW_Hoe How is he on a dating app and complaining about taking people on DATES?

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This is the fucking truth @Alythuh

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@SJW_Hoe Now why was this on my timeline 😭 why is this concept so difficult for some people to understand

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@itsmariannnna Honestly when I learned that sleep times & hours of sleep needed is literally a genetic thing in our DNA that we cannot change about ourselves it made me feel less bad about needing 9-12 hours of sleep and never being a morning person

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@lvhment I’m sobbing over this I bet their vagina looks fine

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@MIMI_ZIMA Crying at the first one. Truly a way with words

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Got the cutest lil skeleton today! 💀💜

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People justifying why they’re not wearing a mask

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@SJW_Hoe The audacity some men have I stg. 😭 how did he think that was acceptable???? dating apps are for DATING! If he wants a vibe he should go on Pinterest or some shit

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Ever since I heard the story of the girl who thought she was pulling a hair out of her nipple and it ended up being a literal nerve; I just haven’t been able to tweeze any part of my body the same since

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What’s the stage called after burnout but before death?

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@vladimirlesbian

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Every time I see babies and newborns in public maskless I’m like internally screaming about the incoming disability that child is going to be forced to endure to no fault or consent of their own. The children are being failed and mauled by an airborne virus

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@redactedgirl Kid is coughing at the start of the video already!

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@b1ggerbank Screenshot from 115 weeks ago.

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@vladimirlesbian

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@notcishet These are some of the most recognizable fashion items to ever exist 😭 don’t have to be rich to recognize these

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@LunaProdPR @peppermintfemme @tocamimadera

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@Brieyonce @WrittenByHanna Ok but how do you get it off?? Asking as someone who has never worn fake eyelashes before and have no clue how this works

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@RasTariii @Mr4FourSiX6 @lamarlavishh @theyaobansah @sisiologee Which is why my grandma taught me to stomp the bad energy out and THEN pick it up!

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The “I’m proud of my gay son” in 1973 is actually making me tear up a little bit

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@CleaSena This video breaks my fucking heart

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Swampland conservation queen

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@wbpictures This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen why did they ruin the movie like this

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@AsimovSophie @daughter_ion As a lesbian this fucking sent me to the moon 😂😂😂😂

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9 months

Found my first ever yooperlite (fluorescent sodalite) today 😍

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THE OA IS THE BEST TELEVISION SHOW EVER PRODUCED EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP

John Doyle

@ComradeDoyIe

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The most powerful thing about this is how they manage to change who you’re rooting for

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@jenniferleeanng @bimboyugari This exactly, Disney had far too long of a brand history to NOT have extreme control measures

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@bimboyugari She also was at Disney rather than Nickelodeon

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JUST GIVE US PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION

FOX 2 Detroit

@FOX2News

2 years

A 1-mile stretch of road will be built somewhere in Detroit that will be able to charge electric vehicles without stopping.

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@gaialect It took me literally buzzing my head. Facing yourself in the mirror and having no hair to hide under really teaches you a lesson in unconditional self acceptance. This is just what I look like and I had to accept that reality. It’s not good or bad, it just is. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@vladimirlesbian

3 years

And this my friends is why people are getting on planes positive with COVID!

thao 🍉

@holycowitsthao

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literally was supposed to fly home and see my parents but i tested positive for COVID even after being vaccinated and @AlaskaAir can’t even show a little leniency and grace.

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I’ll never stop saying it but Love On The Spectrum is the best dating show ever created

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1 year

That is a high quality trifold n95 mask 😷

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@1goodtern

1 year

Spielberg knows. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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@jeweleaves saw this the other day and it’s honestly the best thing i’ve ever seen

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@bimboyugari I look at it as the inverse, it takes a deeply sick individual to obtain that level of wealth as it’s usually only obtainable through exploitation, scamming, abuse etc.

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𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔟𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔪𝔢𝔯

@moonbloomer

1 year

i constantly feel like i'm behind or not doing enough and it's draining me

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@itsmariannnna You should look up the morningness eveningness stuff! It’s super interesting. Basically for all of human evolution humans slept in shifts and only because of capitalism do we have to change our natural body sleep schedule

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@vladimirlesbian

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@hersheyhippo This is code for queer non-binary actually 😭🤚

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@gaialect Body neutrality was easier to accomplish than self love. Start there!

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@jaboukie seems like a question for @Brittany_broski

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@vladimirlesbian

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I say all the time why wouldn’t I want wrinkles? Why wouldn’t I want the lifelong expressions of laughter and love and affection of human existence be unseen as if my life had been entirely untouched by joy? Nah. Bring on the crows feet & frown lines, I have everything to express

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@Evie_Magazine

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"If my face is gonna reflect the time that I've spent on this earth, I'm down for that." -Emilia Clarke

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@spookie_hoochie Everyone moved on without me. I don’t get invited places, they don’t reach out and ask me how I’m doing. Just total radio silence. So I didn’t have to “say” anything, most of them just haven’t spoken to me. others have angrily told me I’m condescending in my precautions

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@vladimirlesbian

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@That1teddygirl Girl what are you buying that taste like that 😭 I usually only buy the fresh/produce there like milk eggs butter veggies fruits etc and like plain noodles, but I’ve never had a bad experience at Aldi

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@neoputa @SirJamesGray Vegans don’t want to talk about how the treatment of human agricultural and migrant workers sometimes have worse conditions than the livestock 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@CTLucero194512 @nocertainlynot I’m 28 and my Easter basket was candy & a gift card sorry your parents don’t love you

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I have so many words for mister man’s here and none of them are nice

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@bimboyugari ????? Where 😂😂😂😂 not by tiny Tim plzzzzzzzz

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my favorite part of this is the comments from powerlifters making it known that you cannot powerlift at planet fitness

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@halaljew How do you not remember 9/11? I’m a ‘96 baby and I remember it vividly

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Gonna start doing this

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@_WrittenByHanna Alcohol is a legal drug and prolly the most normalized

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@sunlightsappho don’t conflate the “lesbian sex feels better cuz it’s with someone ur actually attracted to for once” with “lesbian sex is always mind blowingly awesome every time” cuz they’re not the same statement. Lesbian sex is better than het sex but isn’t gonna be mind blowing every time

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@idklikemaybe @that1mum same!!!!!!!!!!!!! i’m so happy my mom pierced my ears as a baby.

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@vladimirlesbian

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I’m 27 & I literally do not know what I want my life to look like. I didn’t even expect to make it this long I thought I’d have killed myself a long time ago so now I’m trying, for the first time ever, to imagine a life that I didn’t even know I wanted to live until now

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I actually learned this morning that Ball is actually a weapons manufacturer 🙄

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How tf the mason jar company afford an arena

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@CTLucero194512 @nocertainlynot I’ll inform my mother

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@AudrianaCB @Imani_Barbarin I am SO sick of hearing “can’t let life stop!” Like ??? Life only stopped for the millions of people who have DIED!!!! HELLOOOOOOOO

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@That1teddygirl I hate that he’s funny but most of all I hate that he’s not even trying to be funny 😡

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As someone who is both Irish & Turkish, this is history I wish I learned sooner

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during the Great Famine, the Ottoman sultan moved by the suffering of the Irish tried to donate 10,000 (equivalent of 1 mil today). Queen Victoria personally intervened asking him not. So Sultan Abdulmejid I secretly sent ships of food & medicine to Ireland

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@xosaskiaaa @Brieyonce @WrittenByHanna Interesting, I didn’t know there was a difference in makeup remover 😭 shows how little I know about this I’m just tryna learn

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@WrittenByHanna Absolutely facts. Abusers don’t care how desirable someone is. Rapists don’t care how seemingly “attractive” a person is.

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@JessVMo No one is pretending to be bi? 🥴

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@SJW_Hoe Literally 😩 he needs to date a homie and stop wasting womens time

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Girl the pandemic??????

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@lakeeater

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one day you wake up with mild-to-moderate sinus congestion and it just stays that way for the rest of your life

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I remember the first time I heard about Lululemon 😂💀

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i was just notified that $100 leggings exist and people buy them. there’s no fucking way.

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me with every word i’ve ever spoken ever

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okay

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@ethiclslut I always laugh when I see a “vegan” label on a food that has literally always been vegan 😂

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@TrashPandaGirl My grandmother is 92 and she has been taught that Medicare for all will mean she doesn’t get to keep her insurance and healthcare. She thinks they will take everything away from her to give it to other people, because that’s what she was told happens with Universal anything

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erin🦋

@erinmhk

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much like the question “If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?”: do British people still do the accent alone …

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@bobo_circus @WrittenByHanna Idk but I’m 26 and do not consider myself an “adult” - I don’t enjoy or relate to YA books and Adult is usually too old to be relatable too. There’s a huge gap between stuff for coming of age/YA and stuff for 20’s -30’s - ESPECIALLY for lesbian/queer/non cishet folks 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@vladimirlesbian

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In some places, HIV is actually more prevalent in heterosexual people than homosexual

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@grassfay

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the way prep is also targeted at the gay community when everyone can get HIV and they’ve noticed an increase for cis woman is kinda odd

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@vladimirlesbian

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And so many viewed it as a rule to be followed “does this place require a mask yes or no” rather than understanding when & why a mask was a necessary self protection tool. Only wearing a mask just cuz they had to or were told they should, rather than actually doing it willingly

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@RealGayArbys

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Most Americans viewed masking as fundamentally an inconvenience and not as a crucial form of self protection. This is the foundation on which all other objections are built. And it's so goddamn baked in.

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@grumblesthacook That’s always bothered me too. The actual ingredients on the same food (ketchup, Mac n cheese) will be drastically different in America because all those preservatives are literally banned elsewhere. Makes me so angry that america doesn’t care

I Compared U.S. and U.K. Versions of Popular Food Items and Now I Feel Dirty

If you look up the ingredients list of popular U.S. food items and then compare them to their U.K. counterparts, the differences are staggering.

www.distractify.com

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@ExileGrimm My dad was born in 1954 and got drafted into vietnam but they ended the way the day after he got the letter 😂 he woulda been 69 this year so like maybe these vets are late 60’s but even that’s pushing it

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@WrittenByHanna @TheShadeRoom @MattMcNultyNYC That was a jump scare 😭

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Trump made out with some cops and then “things happened” so that’s why he has COVID

Chanda Prescod-Weinstein

@IBJIYONGI

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He blamed law enforcement and the military

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@broadwaytail It’s not even a new movie either 🙄 this is like the third “cheaper by the dozen” movie they’ve made! They need to give it up already

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@sweetestte_

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@mikaadenise I’m laughing at him thinking a pre roll and a blunt are the exact same thing 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@vladimirlesbian

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They don’t understand boundaries because they were never allowed to have their own. Men often act as if they can touch women the way she touched him and it’s fine, so many cishet women think it’s fine to do to men in return

Cassie Pritchard (again)

@hecubian_devil

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The way white cis women just giggle and like can’t comprehend anyone having boundaries after the fact because they’ve been so conditioned to see themselves as permanently innocent…all trans women definitely know this vibe lol

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The talking point I repeat to death is that agriculture as we know it evolved alongside livestock. The mistake was removing the animals from the food and then trying to add their waste back as fertilizer. We must join the two back together in a regenerative system

Sharing Travel

@MyChinaTrip

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Northeast China. People stock ducks🦆🦆🦆🦆 in rice fields and become natural masters of pest control, without the need to use pesticides. This is the main rice producing area in China.🌾🌾🌾🌾

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@RioSlade Post Covid rage is a absolutely a thing. It’s all the brain damage..

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@1goodtern I’m in Florida to see family and a couple people have said it to me, and I just clap back with “actually that’s not true, the gases pass freely through the filter while a static charge is what traps the particles” and so far they’ve been so shocked they’ve stayed silent 😂

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@cameramanjake @Return2Mars Finally someone said it

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@vladimirlesbian

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Whoever posted about these additional Covid precautions for eyes nose and mouth, you deserve the world

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@MacMillerMemoir Spotify ! fuck Apple Music 🗣

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@LandoGuapo @iatemuggles I thought the same thing till I googled it and turns out they look badass and I’ve prolly seen one before and not realized

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@vladimirlesbian

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@AudnyApeiron It’s because factory farming, how most meat is produced in America, is one of the largest releasors of methane gas, which warms the planet much faster than CO2. Meat isn’t the problem, the way it’s produced in industrialized agriculture that is the problem

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@vladimirlesbian

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So much of my childhood trauma and resentment toward my mother could have been healed at a young age if my mom had just acknowledged the harm she caused, and apologized for it.

Supernova Momma

@SupernovaMomma

2 years

Is it naive to think yelling and being frustrated or overwhelmed will never happen while parenting? Absolutely, but that’s what recovery is for. Apologizing for what you did wrong models to your children it’s okay to admit you made mistakes.