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@vidadevane

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Malos ratos si tengo pero malos gustos no

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@vidadevane
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3 years
If bitches talk shit about you immediately after your friendship ends, that’s how you know they never liked you 🥴 what happened best friend
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@vidadevane
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My man doesn’t have to worry about me cheating he has to worry about me not collapsing on the floor randomly because of my low iron
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@vidadevane
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Their faces piss me off so bad
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monaeski 🍓🍓
1 year
both these hoes dead ass wrong
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When I met him I was the only one who worked because he went to school and he always said, “when I start working I’m gonna spoil you so much.” So every week he does this (he gets creative) ❤️ I’m the luckiest person
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@vidadevane
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5 years
I saw a post that said “nunca te cambian por algo mejor, siempre por algo más fácil” tell me that ain’t facts
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After a breakup guys will literally run to the types of girls that they swear they hated lol
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My dream job is to be a stay at home ranch wife
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“What’s your dream job” Me with no desire to work at all:
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@vidadevane
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This does it for me
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@vidadevane
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1 year
“En puro gastar piensas”
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@vidadevane
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1 year
Cheating cause you’re depressed is a crazy thing to say
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Pop Crave
1 year
Sebastian Lletget issues statement after being accused of cheating on Becky G, announces he will enter a mental wellness program: “I am so sorry and know I have to do whatever it takes to earn back the trust and love you deserve.”
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@vidadevane
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I bump my little corridos at 7am omw to work I don’t care I’m starting my morning off right 😂
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@vidadevane
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4 years
I completely lost it at the end 😂😂
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@vidadevane
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7 months
Looking for a sugar daddy to pay for my eyelash extensions 2 times a month for the rest of my life
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@vidadevane
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2 years
I’m only funny af to the people who have the same humor as me. Everybody else probably thinks I’m fucking stupid 😭💀
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@vidadevane
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Hasta la raíz is such a beautiful song 🥹
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@vidadevane
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4 years
Sis it don’t matter cause my man didn’t have a foot fetish or ate ass till he met me
He talked to other girls before me 🤢🤢
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@vidadevane
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3 years
A la antigüita by calibre 50 is such a cute song
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@vidadevane
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1 year
Thinking about the time I was super depressed and an older Mexican man said, “se te ven los ojos bien tristes” and I laughed it off and he said, “estas triste verdad?” And I played it off. Los ojos no mienten
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@vidadevane
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Same sus
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@vidadevane
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3 years
I want new rings, new bracelets, just new jewelry 😩
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@vidadevane
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4 years
Amazon be working hard af I ordered something last night and it’s already out for delivery. I love all you amazon workers you’re appreciated over here
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@vidadevane
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3 years
Imagine fighting over a man named hosbaldo
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@vidadevane
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4 years
14.... do you know how much money 14 friesians equal to...........
@KimKardashian
Kim Kardashian
4 years
Meet North’s Freesian horse. We have 14 gorgeous Freesians on the ranch.
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@vidadevane
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I promise y’all that my wedding is gonna be this bad ass and everyone is invited lmao
@Juanyyasminn
Juany Yasmin 🌿
5 years
Se nos caso mi hermano! #SanLuisPotos í y #Guanajuato | Jose & @munizmiriamm wedding was beautiful 🥰
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@vidadevane
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4 years
How do you guys answer the phone when your siblings call you? We just say “what” lol
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@vidadevane
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2 years
If I lived close to the border I would be going to mex every week to get my toes and nails done 🙄
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@vidadevane
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1 year
When you smell a familiar scent or listen to a song that brings back a good memory
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What's the most beautiful feeling in the world?
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@vidadevane
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4 years
I hate when the houses i saved on Zillow sell. I was gonna buy that house in 5 years
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3 years
I would mop the ocean. I would clean my car with a toothbrush. I would cut the grass with scissors. I would eat a dry Popeyes biscuit with nothing to drink. I would eat a jean jacket before I ever even think of doing this
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@vidadevane
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Don’t post your new car, house, hobby, or anything you’re proud of 🧿
What’s a superstition y’all believe in?
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1 year
Whoever is single and wants to be spoiled and live on a ranch con trokas y rzr’s del año and also have the best sister in laws please message me I have a cousin who is lonely and won’t stfu ‼️‼️‼️
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@vidadevane
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4 years
You fucking racist Mexicans disgust me just like your ignorant ass parents
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Posted this video of me doing my thing and....
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@vidadevane
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2 years
Bitches be so rude on Instagram that’s why I stopped complimenting everyone. This girl saw my message and didn’t answer so the next time I saw her post something I asked what her workout routine is knowing damn well she has a bbl and she unfollowed me 💀💀 no que no perra idiota
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@vidadevane
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3 years
Hi everyone, my cousins daughter is currently in the hospital with liver failure due to covid. Her mom gave me permission to share and post. I know what Twitter can do and I’m just asking everyone to please find it in their hearts to donate or RT🙏🏼
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@vidadevane
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4 years
Am I the only one who wakes up thinking this is gonna happen to them on their bday😭 you wake up to nobody being home instead 😩😂😂😂
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I worked for a dermatologist and have been using this since it was recommended for me. I highly recommend it especially the vitamin C one if you have KP
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@vidadevane
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1 year
Does paisa Twitter remember how shocking it was to find out la china girl that was always going viral WAS FAKE LMAO 😭
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@vidadevane
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4 years
Tired of seeing girls in the same toxic relationship waiting for that man to change SIS HES NOT GOING TO. Idk who needs to hear this but STOP!!! SETTLING!!! FOR!!! LESS!!!
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1 year
I’m not jealous of anybody except the girls who’s period only lasts 3 days
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@vidadevane
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1 year
The Valentine’s Day isle makes me feel so 💖💖💖💖💖💖
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@vidadevane
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4 years
Happy 1 month to my whole heart!!! I never thought it was possible to love someone this much ❤️
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@vidadevane
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2 years
Fuck a carhartt boycott
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4 years
I cannot STAND girls que se creen por todo. Literally hasta los calzones que tienen puestos presumen. La neta que cuando una persona es presumida es porque han estado jodidos toda su reputa vida. Be humble it will get you further in life 🙇🏽‍♀️
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1 year
If you ever miss me, care about me, love me, randomly think about me, TELL ME. Please
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3 years
@OhHELLNawl The girls voice is so annoying for no reason
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@vidadevane
ᴠᴀɴᴇ🐮
4 years
Let’s normalize this in Mexican families
@xobotelloooo
lore 🦂
4 years
Y’ALL HEARDDDD‼️‼️‼️‼️
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2 years
I told my man I felt ugly and he asked what would make me feel better about myself. I told him getting my lashes done so he threw me $100 and said go make your appointment rn 😭😭
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@vidadevane
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4 years
“Hay” and “ahí” be whooping y’alls ass
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@vidadevane
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2 years
I love Alfredo Olivas and Julion Álvarez sm 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼
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@vidadevane
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3 years
I need someone to send me 1 million dollars to my bank account
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2 years
I better get some rosas buchonas for Valentine’s Day 👺
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@vidadevane
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4 years
I remember when the nurses told me about SIDS it scared me so much that I didn’t sleep for the first 3-4 months except weekends when Brian would let me sleep. I would randomly wake up just to make sure my baby was alive. That’s ONE of the hardest parts about being a mom.
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@vidadevane
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4 years
Mom body for dayssss
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5 years
We can’t wait to have you in our arms baby girl 😍💗 #8morewks
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@vidadevane
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2 years
The feminine urge to dream of having a huge wedding but also the introverted urge to get married without anyone knowing
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@vidadevane
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2 years
I hold grudges like a mf it takes 1 thing for me to see you completely different lmao
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@vidadevane
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4 years
Our generation really ain’t shit we gotta be the only mfs laughing about the corona virus and making memes out of every serious situation 😭
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@vidadevane
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4 years
Put this on a t shirt I want 5
@Fer06_
el eléctrico ⚡️
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ABOLISH ICE 🗣
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3 years
I was trying to educate Brian on how Blistex is bad for your lips and all those lip balms he buys at the gas station aren’t good and he says, “ok miss dollar tree lashes” 😭😭😭😭 hold on
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@vidadevane
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Cutting soap is satisfying to y’all but this is satisfying to me 🥰
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@vidadevane
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4 years
Me eating chick fil a even tho I need to lose weight
@SLTcCrown
Crown
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Bomboclaat
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@vidadevane
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4 years
Why do people even post missing cat flyers like bro there’s about 50 stray cats in the city that look just like yours just choose one and take it home
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@vidadevane
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5 years
ITS A GIRL!!!! 😭😭❤️❤️❤️ we are all so excited for you and you’re already so loved!! Future little cowgirl in the making like your momma 🐎
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3 years
The people that were once closest to you are the biggest envidiosos lol
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@vidadevane
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4 years
Petition to start a women’s gym because men are fucking gross and we shouldn’t feel uncomfortable working out 🙂
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@vidadevane
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4 years
This girl on Facebook said the girl pulling her hair is wrong and I unfriended her cause them be the moms creating these evil ass little girls
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@vidadevane
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People can say what they want about me but nobody can ever say I’m not caring or passionate about the people and things I love. That’s a trait of mine nobody will ever take away
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@vidadevane
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3 years
Y do girls act too boujee for coach bags? They’re cute
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@vidadevane
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1 year
People revealing their true colors and what they really think about you when they’re mad is such a slap in the face
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@vidadevane
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3 years
Why y’all gonna go to dunkin and buy that mangonada when you can just buy it from your local street vendors and Mexican owned paleterias......
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@vidadevane
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5 years
People like this should not be having kids.... so if it really was a girl then what? 🤔 ungrateful ass. You bitches are sick in the head
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@vidadevane
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1 year
Better than waking up early for work
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@vidadevane
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3 years
Who the fuck is Mauricio Lopez Silva 😭😭 free Julion Alvarez it’s been 4 years
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@vidadevane
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4 years
If Biden wins I want y’all to stop going to the same guy and giving him chances. Idk who needs to hear this but stop being a dumb bitch
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@vidadevane
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4 years
My mini me 👸🏽
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@vidadevane
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3 years
I hate this trend of girls doing the hyaluron pen lip filler. Yall are spending $500+ paying a girl who isn’t even a nurse, didn’t go to school, but has a certification to do it 😐
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@vidadevane
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@vidadevane
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1 year
As a girl you get excited to potentially make a new friend cause someone starts being nice to you and commenting on your stuff or replying to your stories then you see they’re friends with someone who’s a hater and it’s like… oh that’s why 😐 I’m tired of that shit
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@vidadevane
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1 year
Quiéranse mas y dejen de ser tan putas amargadas y sangronas porque caen mal
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@vidadevane
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3 years
Acurrucar is that one song I need to dance to with the loml before I die 🤌🏼
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@vidadevane
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2 years
I’m not jealous of anybody except the ladies that coupon 😒
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@vidadevane
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3 years
And they make more money than most people with degrees bc college is a scam and half of them time you won’t even fucking use the degree you got in debt for 💀💀💀💀💀
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@vidadevane
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1 year
I hate the word “girly” it makes me wanna punch someone
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@vidadevane
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3 years
Hot Cheetos are good but the ones from Mexico? 😽🤌🏽
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@vidadevane
ᴠᴀɴᴇ🐮
4 years
My man took me to sbux, took me to buy new crocs, took me to dinner, then top golf, filled up my gas, and gave me $100 😌 I love this spoiled wife life
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@vidadevane
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5 years
I don’t understand why girls feel the need to add or follow your boyfriend on social media. If you didn’t know him before me you got no business trying to get to know him now and idc who you are 🤷🏽‍♀️ y’all just be nosey af
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@vidadevane
ᴠᴀɴᴇ🐮
2 years
This is your sign to go buy those pretty flowers you see at the store and stop waiting for someone to get them for you
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@vidadevane
ᴠᴀɴᴇ🐮
4 years
So I’ve been itching to go back to work because I miss my students and although that’s not gonna happen because the district sucks, I had an interview with a private school and I’ll be working from home. I need y’all to send good energy my way please 🤞🏼🧿🧿🧿
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5 years
Poking thru🤰🏽
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3 years
Real question- why are Mexican men so obsessed with women having long hair? I remember my dad getting so mad at me for cutting it like why lmao??
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@vidadevane
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4 years
I be cracking tf up when people ask around why I unfollowed them or blocked them. 9/10 times you’re fake and problematic or you’re friends with someone like that 😭😭 I’m just cleansing my tl damn myb
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@vidadevane
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4 years
Losing a friend you genuinely cared about because they chose to hang with people who absolutely don’t give two shits about them over your loyalty is so frustrating because you miss them but you know things will never be the same. I hope one day you open your eyes
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@vidadevane
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4 years
My little dress up doll for sure lol 💘
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ᴠᴀɴᴇ🐮
4 years
@beccamromo @fabmarie89 @sleepwavves They be hiding their lonja under their jeans girl that shit looks like they robbed the panaderia out of bolillos they got no room to talk
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@vidadevane
ᴠᴀɴᴇ🐮
3 years
I got the job 🥺 thank you guys for sending me your good wishes 🤍
@vidadevane
ᴠᴀɴᴇ🐮
4 years
So I’ve been itching to go back to work because I miss my students and although that’s not gonna happen because the district sucks, I had an interview with a private school and I’ll be working from home. I need y’all to send good energy my way please 🤞🏼🧿🧿🧿
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@vidadevane
ᴠᴀɴᴇ🐮
4 years
If anyone ever has anything bad to say about me, just know they were once close to me. And If they’re no longer in my life it’s because I cut them off. I don’t fw fake energy. So keep that in mind 😏
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3 years
I never understood envidia especially from strangers. How boring does your life have to be to care so much about what other people do 😂 that shit is so fucking weird lol live your fucking life and leave people tf alone
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@vidadevane
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4 years
I think I’ve hit the point where I am literally going crazy being in this lockdown. I am trying so hard not to have a mental breakdown
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