Tyrone @tyronem Twitter profile

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Tyrone

@tyronem

5 years

No one listens more intensely than a person who's not minding their own business.

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Tyrone

@tyronem

4 years

You're not allowed to open a Trader Joe's in a lot with a regular, adequate parking lot. It has to be quirky with a bad traffic pattern. Gotta be.

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1 month

Not you too, washing machine!

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3 years

"Cancer?" Jack: "No, I'm fine" I hollered #ThisIsUs

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@hatzigsut basically only color washes, word to dr umar

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10 years

"You can't even take a compliment bro? Fine, you look fat anyway!" #DudesGreetingDudes

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Tyrone

@tyronem

9 years

@Carnegro I can't wait til we start profiling...

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Tyrone

@tyronem

1 year

Everytime y'all go up for one of these entertainers I just sit back and wait for them to disappoint you.

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1 year

@Disney pulls the plug on vaccine mandates! Way to go Mickey!!!

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Tyrone

@tyronem

3 years

I need to create a holiday that is exclusively about relaxation. No cooking for a bunch of people. You simply pay homage my taking naps. Maybe you are only asked to buy a new pillow, pajamas, or blanket to honor the occasion. Company is strictly optional.

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Tyrone

@tyronem

3 years

@DoctorJonPaul If someone starts looking at me like this, I would HAVE to stop and reconsider:

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Tyrone

@tyronem

2 years

I always get a little worried when I see someone play a racist a little too well. Concerned, really.

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Tyrone

@tyronem

2 years

"are they vaccinated?" should be the new "who all gon be there?"

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Tyrone

@tyronem

6 years

Instead of seeing "This Tweet is unavailable." on the web, I would like to see one of the following: "You blocked them, save yourself" "They blocked you, save your time" "This tweet was deleted, don't bother looking"

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Tyrone

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4 months

@KristyT They gonna go crazy with two truths and a lie

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Tyrone

@tyronem

3 years

This has been me, checking the news for the past 4.5 years.

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Tyrone

@tyronem

3 years

"I think we have enough medical dramas on TV, we can't greenlight this" - words that no TV executive can say, apparently

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Tyrone

@tyronem

8 years

Not your Little Friend #BlackDerbyHorseNames

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Tyrone

@tyronem

4 years

@delovelydes That might be an improvement. I feel like I'm about to get into an accident every time I visit one.

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Tyrone

@tyronem

1 year

Misse not Missy.

@missesluvjones

1 year

How old will you be in '23?

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Tyrone

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3 years

Fabolous point made here.

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Tyrone

@tyronem

2 years

Innocent. Next case.

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Tyrone

@tyronem

4 years

I can see Kermit's arms flailing as he runs with explosions behind him. Greenlight this immediately.

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@djolder

4 years

1917 BUT WITH MUPPETS YOU COWARDS

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Tyrone

@tyronem

1 month

@ThaSiTHAPRNTiCE 😂

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Tyrone

@tyronem

1 year

I bet no one will answer a question on an open forum that looks like a security question!

King Eddie im so paid 🦅😁🥰 ♈️♈️♈️😈

@BLaze4490

1 year

I bet nobody remember their 5th grade teacher's name!! 😩🤣

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Tyrone

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4 years

Randall...stahp it. #ThisIsUs

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Tyrone

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8 years

You ever say to yourself "this is enough interaction for one afternoon" and just stop talking? #introvertProblems

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Tyrone

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3 years

The daycare did photoshoots and look at this good boy.

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Tyrone

@tyronem

4 years

Every company is saying they're "here for you" but are offering nothing more than an opportunity for you to spend more money with them. Keep it.

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Tyrone

@tyronem

5 years

Eartha Kitt, end of discussion.

60s Batman ➐

@60s_Batman

5 years

Who is the greatest? RT = Julie Newmar Fav = that other person

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Tyrone

@tyronem

4 years

My 2020 mood vacillates between "Disappointed but not surprised" and "Surprised at how disappointing this is"

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Tyrone

@tyronem

3 years

Louisiana teen becomes the first African-American contestant to win national spelling bee

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Tyrone

@tyronem

2 years

Ginger ale paired with a lil nap is medicine, and you'll hush up about it.

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Tyrone

@tyronem

2 months

@Slangdini @SavvyAtlGirl I forgot this clip existed and I'm dying of laughter all over again.

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Tyrone

@tyronem

2 years

I was like "this show is doing too much" and just...stopped.

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the way everybody says "I missed one episode of Empire and then..."

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Tyrone

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3 years

IDK if I said this before, but one benefit of working from home is being able to say "What the *fuck*, man!" in exasperation when you read an email/slack message. Then responding professionally, as usual.

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Tyrone

@tyronem

1 year

Scarlett Johansson

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@samsanders

1 year

Who plays Elon in the biopic? (Wrong answers only)

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Tyrone

@tyronem

3 years

@TheJLV I hope an answer is "Anything with zero tolerance"

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Tyrone

@tyronem

3 years

@JoannaNoBanana Don't offer me advice unless I explicitly ask for it. Don't tell me to "feel better" or "push through it".

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Tyrone

@tyronem

4 years

Today, we go visit a dog that we can adopt. I haven't been this excited about anything this year. Fingers crossed we come home with this pup. We couldn't sleep cause we're so amped. Good morning.

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Tyrone

@tyronem

8 months

The funniest thing is all these other generations are constantly asking Gen X to do a lot of unpaid work and then they're getting upset when we are collectively like "nah".

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This lady says GenX are bad Grandmother's & Aunties 🤔 What yall think ??? 🤔

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Tyrone

@tyronem

4 years

@jentrification This thread solidifies that a lot of us are sounding like the paranoid aunts and uncles we know. However, I'm not ready to go to a DNA testing service yet.

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Tyrone

@tyronem

10 years

Respect mah authoritah! -Coulson #AgentsofSHIELD

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Tyrone

@tyronem

3 years

Both Brownstone and Jade deserved better than they got and I won't be taking further inquiries at this time.

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Tyrone

@tyronem

2 years

Whoever invented Burpees, ya mama a hoe.

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Tyrone

@tyronem

2 years

I hate people who email me again to "just bring this back to the top of your inbox" i been trying to bury the shit please stop

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Tyrone

@tyronem

3 years

One thing about covid: after slowing down or stopping the normal routine, many of us have been able to reevaluate so much. Our relationship to our jobs, in society at large and our roles in it, our happiness. And that makes lots of people really upset.

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Tyrone

@tyronem

4 years

Well done.

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After a moment of silence, the Mets and the Marlins have left the field. The only thing remaining on the field is a Black Lives Matter shirt.

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Tyrone

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4 years

A neighbor just...rang my doorbell? And left a plant? Beautiful tulips? For no reason? OK, this is cool.

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Tyrone

@tyronem

3 years

@HerSoulWrites And went through a terrible divorce to boot.

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Tyrone

@tyronem

2 years

@sewnwideopen @adrierising @WrittenByHanna And for how Bill's companionship ended.

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Tyrone

@tyronem

7 years

OK, 2016, I tap out. Seriously, let up. Enough. No mas.

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Tyrone

@tyronem

6 years

Everyone says "teach kids how to code". I want people to teach kids how to solve problems. A kid in my building just tried to move a shopping cart down two flights of stairs. The elevator works JUST FINE. He didn't even think about the elevator.

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Tyrone

@tyronem

8 years

No Kalinda, no interest.

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We are so, so close to getting 'The Good Wife' spinoff we deserve

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Tyrone

@tyronem

2 years

My maternal grandmother was so happy she left Jamaica without telling him and he put an ad in the paper to look for her. That happy.

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2 years

Serious question: Where did this notion come from that all our grandmas & great grandmas was married and miserable? Where did this notion come from they were diminished and oppressed by their husbands?

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Tyrone

@tyronem

4 years

A phlebotomist tried to use the non-approved arm, and she had to bring someone else in to get it right. Now I tell them "just use the left, no one has success on the right, it's not a badge of honor"

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Tyrone

@tyronem

2 years

At some point AirTags have to go away, right?

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Tyrone

@tyronem

3 years

Why do I need to see you in order to talk to you? I don't. Those are the same people who ask why your video is off on zoom calls. Go. Away.

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Tyrone

@tyronem

6 years

Parents will say some shit that'll cut you to the bone, call your anger disrespectful, then wonder why you don't come around as often. Also? They're oblivious and loathe to apologize when you bring up their hurtful deeds and statements. WHEW.

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Tyrone

@tyronem

5 years

I spent a lot of time in 2018 just drifting. Trauma is a bitch. But 2019 is a little more focused.

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Tyrone

@tyronem

4 years

You ever read something and are just in full out disbelief? That's me right now.

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@tyronem

1 month

@BichaelRender Door ajar

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Tyrone

@tyronem

2 years

Hard to disagree with any of this thread.

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Tyrone

@tyronem

1 year

@ReignOfApril Have these people been camped in your mentions all day?

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Tyrone

@tyronem

2 years

I love avoiding a task for 8 months just to finish it in 20 minutes.

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Tyrone

@tyronem

9 years

@MoreAndAgain Darren Wilson is suffering? http://t.co/1ts5cIOvuu

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Tyrone

@tyronem

7 years

@AngryBlkManDC This video is nope wrapped in nope.

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Tyrone

@tyronem

6 years

I don't like calling people on Sunday. I don't like calling people before 11am. I don't like calling people late. I don't like calling people, ever, really.

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Tyrone

@tyronem

6 years

Soon.

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Tyrone

@tyronem

3 years

@GeeDee215 what part of one's brain thinks "She's gonna love this"?

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Tyrone

@tyronem

4 years

We are over the moon. Welcome Apollo! (He'll have to learn his new name and a bunch of other commands) @ DAWS: Danbury Animal Welfare Society

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Tyrone

@tyronem

6 years

@shanselman Most of my code belongs to the clients I work on (and then my employer) - I cannot post the code I work on ANYWHERE without risk of termination.

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Tyrone

@tyronem

3 years

@DoctorJonPaul a "joke" asking me if I knew where the drugs are - completely unprovoked as I was minding my own business.

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Tyrone

@tyronem

5 years

Have you ever been tired, but you stay up until you feel like it's an "acceptable" time to go to sleep? Asking for a friend.

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Tyrone

@tyronem

4 years

The kid wants to cook more often. But there was so much salt on these wings, it might qualify as an assassination attempt.

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Tyrone

@tyronem

2 years

Octavia Butler's Kindred to premiere on Hulu on December 13

Octavia Butler’s Kindred to premiere on Hulu on December 13

"All that you touch you Change. All that you Change Changes you. The only lasting truth is Change. God Is Change." —Octavia E. Butler In just a few short weeks,…

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Tyrone

@tyronem

2 years

I'm planning to tell more people to fuck off (politely or not) and not put myself last. Starting today.

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Tyrone

@tyronem

4 years

When you've been a tiny furry terrorist all morning and need a recharge:

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@tyronem

3 years

@MoreAndAgain one of my favorite podcasts was like "that racism was so strong that they didn't even share it with rich black people" and I couldn't disagree

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Tyrone

@tyronem

4 years

I'm ashamed of how many times I've watched this. The Jesus slide and groove takes me our every time.

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Tyrone

@tyronem

3 years

@shanselman I think a portion of my brain shorted out reading this sentence.

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@tyronem

2 years

Noted bacon thief

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@tyronem

3 years

Shout out to these ballot counters working long hours with masks on.

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@tyronem

8 years

My sister pointed me to Odor's Wikipedia page with updated hit stats:

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Tyrone

@tyronem

2 years

Every time an entertainer dies, someone will tweet "Y'all really watched <show> for real?" Some of us aren't twelve years old, man. We didn't always have a hundred (or a thousand) cable channels.

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Tyrone

@tyronem

2 years

If someone invites me to their house for dinner and sends me a request to pay them, I'll counter with a request for gas and mileage, then block them everywhere online.

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Tyrone

@tyronem

7 years

I'm fortunate that even with a chronic illness that I (a) can work and (b) can be insured. However, folks who can't deserve coverage too.

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Tyrone

@tyronem

3 years

I love that we put a lot of emphasis on rest between Christmas and New Year's day. I wish we did that more often.

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@tyronem

3 years

Today's fortune cookie:

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Tyrone

@tyronem

2 years

It's wild to me that WCAG lays out bare minimums for accessibility and so many designers and developers have to be dragged kicking and screaming to do the bare minimum to make the web work for disabled people. And then they'll be proud of it.

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Tyrone

@tyronem

3 years

Is it too early in the week to be mentally exhausted? Probably not.

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Tyrone

@tyronem

8 years

If Hillary wins, does Bill get the FLOTUS twitter handle?

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Tyrone

@tyronem

5 years

No one tells you that when you get older, you can't sneak around or try to walk quietly around your house. My ankle and knee keep popping. I'd be the worst criminal of all time.

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Tyrone

@tyronem

4 years

My new year's resolution for you is to not quote tweet people with shitty or ignorant opinions. I didn't follow those people for a reason, and here you go bringing the trash in the house. Why?

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Tyrone

@tyronem

6 years

@JSoAbove I'd like to think some other life form looked at Earth for a good second and thought "You know what? They're not ready. Hard pass."

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