🇬🇧 🚀 Presenting: the Anglofuturism podcast, with me and
@CalumDrysdale
With each episode, we explore a big idea that will help make Britain the greatest country in the galaxy.
Here's the first! Links below⬇️
Poundbury, 2030
- You wake up
- Lab-grown full English for breakfast, served by robot butler
- Walk your children (which you can afford, because the housing crisis has been solved) to school
- HS22 takes you direct to Spaceport Cornwall, which can sustain heavy-lift launches
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San Francisco, 2030
- You wake up
- You walk 2m to Cafe Reveille to get breakfast
- You overhear a convo about AGI
- You notice it's people you know from Twitter
- You join the conversation, a new relationship starts
- You walk 10m to work
- You're stuck and need to make a key
It was fascinating to learn about why different kinds of housing looks the way it does (and how things might chance in the future).
With apologies to anyone who lives in a newbuild:
Mine from Sunday: rights for sentient AIs!
Contributions from
@jacyanthis
and other experts.
(and no: the 𝘐, 𝘙𝘰𝘣𝘰𝘵 reference wasn't mine. But at least it wasn't Terminator)
It's hard not to read The Case for Keto without getting angry about the wrong-headedness of nutritional advice from the '50s onward. High-carb diets are, for millions of people, slow-acting poison.
My interview with the book's author,
@garytaubes
🚨 Some professional news! 🚨
Today, after seven years, is my last day at the Telegraph. To everyone who's contributed to, edited or read my work: thank you.
I'll end my time at the paper in a way befitting my career here: roistering on company time.
This 'dainty little pixie boy' is...
@louistheroux
!
Interview in which we discuss what his younger self would make of his life (and whether he would wear an ironic Louis Theroux T-shirt if he wasn't himself Louis Theroux)
Just before he left, I spoke to a UK-based Ukranian expat who's now driving home to take up arms.
He didn't want the West's sympathy; he wanted weaponry. "Our people will die. But give us guns. That’s it."
The courage of normal Ukrainians is astonishing.
🗞️Some meta-news🗞️
I'm moving... but not very far. On Monday I begin a job in the Telegraph's news department.
I'll be writing news features: colour and longform. It's an exciting brief. Hurrah!
The chance of the war in Ukraine prompting nuclear conflict remains small. Paul Ingram, of Cambridge's Centre for the Study of Existential Risk, puts it at 1 in 80.
But, he told me, the gov't should now be making contingency plans.
A key concern: food.
🧵
Cannot believe the arrogance of my gym login page, asking for a seven-character password with a capital letter, number and special character. You're a squash booking service, not the secret KFC recipe safe
I've moved house and my new room has this unmitigatedly hideous feature wall. I'm allowed to obscure it but not mark it. Any ideas? Some hanging hessian? Send help and pest control
Under Anglofuturism, low-earth orbit will be populated by thatched pubs. Because sound does not carry across the void of space, there will be no reason for restrictive licensing laws, and visitors will be able to drink for as long as they wish to
So she pivoted to longevity – the science of long life – and is now, at 23, in charge of one of the biggest grantmaking endeavours in the field.
We chatted about her career and about the big questions with which longevity confronts humanity
@LNuzhna
I'm thrilled to be sharing my first essay (a year in the making) for
@WorksInProgMag
.
This one's for everyone who loves lasers, clean energy and *extremely* deep holes.
Herewith: the future of geothermal power & the genius idea that might get us there
A mere 3% of English and Welsh river length is open to the public. Bankside landowners' plots extend to the halfway point. A kayak trip can involve dozens of trespasses.
@nickhayesillus1
and I spent an afternoon cocking a snook at these silly laws
@CristinaCriddle
Joanna Lumley is an ambassador of
@BRITAPRO
, so I asked them if she'd be available for an interview. Alas this particular Brita Filter was not the one I meant
A library in Sydney was replaced with an updated student centre in the name of architectural revival, and as a brutalism enjoyer, this makes me very sad
@tobyordoxford
He also spells out, in this post from a few years ago, that taking care of colleagues "will come back to you 10x."
If anything, he underestimated the 10x
I came to the World Crazy Golf Championships to mock it. I left humbled. Here's my long read on this strange, hilarious and heartwarming pocket of sport. PS they call golf "big golf"
Sadly, Johnson was never the vandal of the Westminster system his enemies claimed: just (as they say) a messy bitch who lives for drama. Lazy, distracted & inept, he squandered the sacred gift of power. For the nation's good the party must wield the knife:
today I cradled a five-week-old baby who, moments after this picture was taken, reached out for the lowermost strands of my beard, touched them, and vomited
Been to a couple of e/acc / Anglofuturism events recently.
Some things I’ve learnt:
> There is a very strong desire for the UK to take a pioneering role in shaping the future of the world
> There are some super smart and driven people trying to make this happen
🇬🇧/acc
My interview with Neil Parish (the "porn MP") and his wife. Exclusive for
@Telegraph
.
He: "My wife is better than I deserve."
She (chuckling): "That's for sure!"
Portraits by
@GeoffPix
Under Anglofuturism, citizens will be trusted with large sash windows on any storey of any building, even when that building is surrounded by toxic Martian CO2
Regulations were recently introduced requiring a minimum window sill or guard height of 1.1 metres. My colleague
@RobertKwolek
at
@createstreets
just spotted this new build, apparently an early example of the small squat windows this will generate. Behold the norm of the future.
JUST IN: 🇷🇺 🇬🇧 Russia makes HUGE oil discovery in British Antarctic Territory.
The discovery is estimated at 511 BILLION barrels of oil – about 10x the North Sea’s entire 50-year output.
Democracy is coming to the penguins 🐧
Here's an
@80000Hours
podcast in which Allfed's David Denkenberger discusses seaweed & other food sources.
Seaweed grows so fast that "we could actually get up to 160% of human calories in less than a year."
(Looks like miso's back on the menu, boys)
Lord Cameron has hired a £42m jet to fly round Central Asia, for 5 days in ridiculous luxury.
When James Cleverly hired the same plane last year it cost you £422,000 a day.
That's 105 people's benefits for an entire year, every single day.
It's crooks that cost you.
Delighted to make my
@prospect_uk
debut.
Here's my interview with
@AleneAnello
: fearless lawyer, Mother of Chickens, a woman on a mission to rescue hundreds of millions of birds from misery and squalor.
Some of you have kings and queens in your ancestry. TIL, thanks to a reader, that I have a guy who got so obsessed with model-making that he forgot to eat and was hospitalised
There's no brotherly kinship like the nods I am sharing with fellow shorts-wearers in an overdressed office. My brothers, with me on the ramparts. I would die for our right to bare calves
My special report from Stamford Hill, where strictly-Orthodox Jews are so beset by anti-semitic abuse that they patrol their own streets.
In today's paper and online.
I feel a little sorry for those left unmoved by the past 24 hours. A life free of abstracted communal emotion isn't necessarily a more enlightened one.
The Alliance to Feed the Earth in Disasters (Allfed) has done a lot of analysis here. One of their suggestions is... seaweed.
It happily grows in low light and cold water.
Charlie did a stint in the Telegraph office and umpteen colleagues said we looked the same. We awkwardly complimented each other's beards. Now we are friends. And stunt doubles!
If you liked this tweet and are crying out for more,
@CalumDrysdale
and I are hosting an Anglofuturist party . Subscribe to our s*bst*ck
@anglofuturism2074
to keep up to date with our other projects.
Greggs. Costa. KFC. McDonalds. Pret. Pizza Express. Subway.
@h_chandlerwilde
and I spent two hours eating seven lunches. Don't EVER accuse lifestyle journalism of being soft
Thanks
@TimeOutLondon
for this lovely article about the project. We can't wait to share what we've been doing with people! Come visit! 24th January onwards.
Gastronomes will be relieved to learn that more conventional foods might also be possible. Potatoes, canola and sugar beet are typically grown in low-light environments. As such, they'd probably be viable in a nuclear winter.
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew...
And I will also gladly speak to any literary agents who, on reading these 4k words about doom, believe that they could suffer 76k more.
Anyone know an agent whose bag this might be?
🌋 Large eruptions could cause terrible damage
🌋 We had a near-miss in January
🌋 Volcanology is so poorly-funded that its scientists have to borrow other projects' satellites
Time to prepare! Interview with
@laramani14
and
@MikeVolc
for ST News Review
Couldn’t resist.
🇵🇹 Sintra, 2030 - A Lusofuturist Vision
You wake up to the sound of a smart window system letting in the soothing sound of the waves of the Atlantic, optimised to your preferred sleep cycle
Delighted to make my
@spectator
debut with this paean to the bidet. Try one, and — as befitting a person performing their ablutions — you will never look back.
Commuters!
🚫 underfunded, overcrowded public transport
🚀 an invigorated Britain whose ambitious new island project has funded new train lines by the dozen
Anglofuturism, ep. 1, below ⬇️
In a pinch, we could turn indigestible plant matter into edible material by:
1) processing it in a paper mill
2) mixing the pulp with enzymes that break the cellulose & hemicellulose into sugars
3) enjoying the tasty sugar sludge, perhaps using it to garnish cockroaches
Telegraph ultras will be lining the streets of Battersea, setting off flares, rocking the Guardian bus en route to the Battle of the Broadsheets. Might even sacrifice a goat. Welcome to hell
❄️Dachas
🍷Glühwein
🌭BBQs
🏝️Love Island
🍞...and lots of baking
For today's
@Telegraph
, I asked people around the world how they're dealing with being locked down and cooped up.
londons defence tech hackathon are cooking
the uk has the potential to lead european defence by building the systems of the future that keep us safe
kudos to
@AFitzgerald1992
@Sam__Cash
and the
@apollo_defense
for helping make that future a reality
This gorgeous biotechnology journal is the first of its kind & has an essay from yours truly on self-sterilising surfaces.
No sensible option other than to buy several copies 👇
Our first book about scientific progress, Origins, is now available.
We learned a lot about printing—and starting a magazine—while creating this book. So we decided to write an essay about it!
Buy the book, support our work, and learn more. 🔻
RIP. I don’t know the university’s side of this, but FHI did spectacular work on topics that were once seen as lunatic. There should be more of these institutions, not fewer.
I will miss interviewing its staff, not least because they were laudably tolerant of the stupid
The Future of Humanity at Oxford has unfortunately closed.
The long-term future is often the subject of thoughtless narratives and empty rhetoric.
During its 19 years, FHI showed that precise and incisive thinking about the long-term future is possible and most fertile.
->
🏗️ In 100 years we might be living in towers of wood and even *bone*, barely recalling the ugly architectural blip that was the era of concrete and steel.
Really excited to share this labour of long-read love
Lada Nuzhna, who grew up in a Ukrainian warzone, wanted to become a physicist in order to understand the mysteries of the universe.
Then she realised that, to see those mysteries solved, she'd need to live far longer than her allotted threescore-and-ten.