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@tomideprime
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1 month
I wrote a poem about fathers and sons
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@tomideprime
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11 months
my life, fola. i’ve saved my life.
@folastag
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11 months
Half way through the year 2023... How much have you saved?
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@tomideprime
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1 year
it's going to suck because the only creatives who get a platform are the same set of lekki trust fund kids
The Nigerian version of "The Office" would be wild.
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@tomideprime
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5 months
so… you’re NOT affectionate?
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i swear i’m such an affectionate person but you would never know cause i don’t like to act on it, expressing love just makes me feel so weird and cringy but idk why. 😂
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@tomideprime
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1 year
I'm lazy and mentally ill and idk where they intersect but I'm also VERY SMART so I'm sad all the time that I'll never reach my full potential 😭
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1 year
what’s the biggest ick you have about yourself ?
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1 year
just checked my account balance. can't believe my parents brought me to this world to die
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@tomideprime
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4 years
The patriarchy is so ingrained in Christendom that this man is using his wife's birthday to tell women to submit to their husbands instead of idk... Talking about her achievements or why he loves her or some cute shit
@PastorEAAdeboye
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Today is my wife’s birthday and there are lessons that women, especially so many young brides can learn from her. She is a powerful woman, I know that. She has many people who take instructions from her, but as powerful as she is #MGO72
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@tomideprime
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4 years
I just want to say that when my mum found gay porn on my phone in 2016 and I turned to a punching bag, took for prayers etc etc till I became really good at blocking & deflecting em, it didn't change shit because here I am still bisexual and irreligious.
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@tomideprime
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4 years
Hi #Beyhive besties, I'm one of your own and I'd love it if you could help me amplify our voices to #EndSarsNow in Nigeria. You can use the #EndSARS hashtag to help end state-sponsored oppression against young people, esp women and the lgbt+ community in Nigeria.
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@tomideprime
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2 years
my cousin's name is busayo and when my dad calls him bussy I laugh inside
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4 months
happy birthday 222 me
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@tomideprime
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11 months
the reactions to criticisms of this are very funny but i think it’s important to realise that for every 10 kids that are “helped” by charity, there will be 100 who will die by dysfunction created by the government in these pictures.
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Tunde Onakoya
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Humbled to see our bright chess champions from Oshodi Underbridge, Makoko and Mokola sharing their triumph with the Vice President of Nigeria @ProfOsinbajo at the presidential villa. A life changing experience for all of us and testament to how far their dreams can take them.
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@tomideprime
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one consequence of growing up sheltered is I now have massive anxiety leading up to and doing *anything*
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4 years
Nigerian lives don't matter as a whole until #QueerNigerianlivesmatter .
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4 years
Normalise disliking members of your family
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8 months
you watch this and realise why nigerians are the way they are.
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My Mum sat on my MakeUp Chair!🥹
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1 year
"never say that again" my life has never been the same.
Worst response to "I LOVE YOU" 😂
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@tomideprime
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6 months
i feel like there’s a level of thirsty that isn’t socially acceptable to express to a stranger. imagine someone walking by you and you just yell “i won’t pullout” because they are attractive? yeah. weird. very weird
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What is pullout?
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@tomideprime
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2 years
I actually LIKE kissing. like it's definitely top 10 things I like doing
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@tomideprime
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1 year
they used a mean girls analogy to explain a global economic issue do you know how genius that is
@zia_tiffah
zia claremont-diaz⁷ the vagabond
1 year
'for the hotties', TikTok's role in the bimbofication of education: the practice of using analogies and terms meant for the hot girls, gays, and theys to explain complex concepts and how it's bridging a knowledge gap.
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@tomideprime
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i think we need to talk about how not everyone should adopt because not everybody is capable of catering to a child’s needs if there’s no biological link. it can be a traumatic experience for the child. a different life & culture. and not everybody has the resources & wisdom
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@tomideprime
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4 months
10 years ago I was writing shit like “don’t be gay anymore” for my new years’ resolutions and now i’m writing “become even gayer” and yunno life isn’t all that bad in all the areas
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@tomideprime
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1 year
I've waited ALL YEAR to use this LET'S GOOOOO
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WORLD TOMIE-DAYYYY!!! (couldn’t resist pls 😭) ❤️❤️❤️ @shutuptomide
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@tomideprime
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3 years
racism is so inevitable that even beyoncé has spent the last few years diversifying her catalogue only for Forbes to give her the RnB treatment when she hasn't even said anything about an album.
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6 months
beyoncé is one of the horniest women in music and it’s not talked about enough
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@tomideprime
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5 months
when nigerian twt starts talking about dating I just remove my eyes because I don’t want a population of people who were beaten and abused by their primary caretakers to taint my “idealistic” views of what I would want my love to look like.
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6 months
“extravagant spending” and it’s just food and basic items
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2 years
worked on these about a year ago and decided to share em
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5 months
wedding guest
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@tomideprime
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2 years
he calls him "bussy boy" and it takes everything in me not to scream 😭
@tomideprime
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2 years
my cousin's name is busayo and when my dad calls him bussy I laugh inside
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@tomideprime
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1 year
did it hurt when you realised your parents may never know who you are because the only way they make sense of the world is via religion and anything outside of that is foreign to them
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@tomideprime
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5 months
the 3 bisexuals of black hollywood linking up is very powerful we should all be afraid
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Victoria with Teyana Taylor and Janelle Monae
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@tomideprime
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2 years
anybody can lie guys. this is where you need your intuition. who are these niggas friends with? how do they talk about women? etc etc
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2 years
Normalize having “rape”conversations with your boyfriend. Hear his view on the issue, some of you might be dating dating rapist🤞🏾.
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1 year
people <3
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1 year
many a cunt was uttered, nary a cunt was seen
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Doesn’t get any better. 🌚
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1 year
a twitter bookmarks feature where tweets from there will occasionally reappear on your tl with a "from your bookmarks" tag so you may revisit them?
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1 year
the sad part is that you guys think these are funny
@MarinatedTurks
Ugegbe ✨
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Please Gen Z shouldn't be allowed to be among the league of lawyers representing our President. Before someone tells our judge. "With all due respect my lord, shut your mouth and don't aid criminality you wicked Gen X". 😭😭
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1 year
and I hate it because there's real talent here
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@tomideprime
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my problem with discourse like last weekend’s is you people will talk about someone like they’re not a real person. dissecting every part of their identity and asserting that they don’t need or deserve to exist shame on all of you. especially transphobic feminists.
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@tomideprime
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9 months
too lazy to post july dump so here’s a summary of my july:
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@BlxckSwiss_
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4 months
Your favourite picture that you took over the weekend 🥺🤲
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@tomideprime
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9 months
i can’t believe you pay all of that to think like this 😔
@itstjay_
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Nigerians will make you so scared to say you’re in a private uni Only us our 1st class is a federal uni’s 3rd class. If they increase our fees and we rant, they’ll say who sent you there. Allow us breathe! Everyone is doing their best, people need to stop priding in suffer life!
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@tomideprime
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4 years
Amala slander is evil. Repent and desist from such sinful activity.
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@tomideprime
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2 years
nah. I say this a lot but I feel for women who date men. the way even "progressive" men talk about women like they're commodities is... unnerving. see that whole thread. disgusting
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@tomideprime
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6 months
my mum’s really 50 today that’s crazy
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@tomideprime
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1 year
biggest issues w making male friends are a lot of banter is weird and objectifies women and it's so natural to men (except they're gay or it's football yarns) and also it's very stressful to find the ones who you don't have to teach basic decency etc etc
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@tomideprime
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haven’t worn my hair like this in years but I like this picture
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1 year
academic writing sucks because who tf talks like that
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6 months
yeah
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4 months
just want to say that I am in fact better than all of you because I was not moved for one minute
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1 year
these 20s na wa every day fighting different demons
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@tomideprime
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2 years
it's a smart way to test album reception while driving attention to older albums too
@OlayKnowless
Ólayinka🤠
2 years
Beyoncé released Lemonade four days to the Formation World Tour, She released Everything Is Love sixteen days into OTR II. I’m afraid the next album will be at the very end of her next world tour cos this lady is insane. why does she not want her fans to know the lyrics??
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1 year
add your friends' birthdays to calendars
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akemi adira
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if not for this birthday reminder thing on snap I would’ve lost a lotttt of friends
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6 months
ootd
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1 year
me and my room window against the world
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@_Rotimi77
Holuwarotimi
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10. Quote this with a random mirror selfie 😍
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4 months
my queer friends will live and prosper long enough to create and love and settle down however they want and even raise their own children (if they like)
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0800-flyboy
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@tomideprime
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4 years
The Amala hate on this app is just proof of the colorism that has eaten deep into our society and makes us see dark skinned people as inferior. In this essay I will...
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4 years
Wym Amala is just pretty and unproblematic
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1 year
when jesus wept this is what he was weeping about
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@tomideprime
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9 months
the ibadan revisionism is crazy we were all here when *those tweets* abt ibadan used to viral every other week and now that every square inch in lagos attracts a toll fee…
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staycation in ibadan where we eat amala and sleep
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4 years
@iambensiraemeka @JillFilipovic It's sad. And these youth pastors are the worst
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8 months
the writer, one of the writings 💀
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@Muktartheplanet
Muktar المختار
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Writer and written.
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2 years
my essay appeared in kenga's music issue 🥰
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@kengadigital
Kenga: The Afro Gen Z Publication
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Kenga Presents: The Music Issue In this issue, we worked with over 30 creatives from all over the world to explore how Afro Gen Zs engage with music, as entertainment, as medication and as a cultural export. #AfroGenZ #Music #GenZ #Magazine #Editorial #CoverRelease #Kenga
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@tomideprime
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1 year
you're an evil spirit
@babyNwababy
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1 year
She’s just as annoying as her dad Bcs who dances like this to this song
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@tomideprime
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4 years
The way basic decency is tagged as wokeness on this app<<<
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6 months
christians are so silly to me when they demonise african traditional religion because the people whose dogma is built on animal bloodshed and sacrifice shouldn’t be talking. and fyi the crucifixion of jesus, was also, bloodshed.
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1 year
he’s a serious christian like hello i thought we were playing here
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@tomideprime
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6 months
self-forgiveness is cool and all but sometimes “how did I allow that to happen to me” is a necessary question
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@tomideprime
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3 years
pls stop speaking on things that you really can't relate to. thank you. I know sometimes it's tempting to have opinions on everything, including the things that make life harder for others, but please, you don't have to. you really don't.
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@tomideprime
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4 years
Idk when y'all get disappointed when famous NIGERIANS are homophobic. Here, everyone is a homophobe until proven otherwise. Saves you from disappointment bruh
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tomide velaryon
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10 months
if they check your browser histories now…
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@tomideprime
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4 years
Nope. Definitely not deleting these 🤩😍
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"I like the idea that there's more to the world than our fickle existence but I'm put off by the idea that all ~7 billion people in the world have to follow one path to a flawed idea of wholeness gate-kept by a distant, cruel, authoritarian being"
@A_Feranmi
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“I am spiritual, not religious” What does this mean, please?
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2 years
the way you people go out of your way to let everybody know you're not loved at home...
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@tomideprime
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5 months
unrelated but this kind of thinking is a litmus test for if someone is cisheterosexual
@mosunnn_
BIG MO ❤️
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secondary school friends are your true genuine friends and not the ones you make In university
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4 years
Saw this on Quora and yes.
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left my shawarma in my tote bag and went to party w stoners. pro: my shawarma’s the only thing that’s gone con: my shawarma’s the only thing that’s gone
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4 years
There is literal blood of thousands of people (probably more) spilled because of that flag so idg why you're trying to reduce it to a comedic prop. It's not a fucking joke.
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5 months
words mean things people
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@tomideprime
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4 years
A woman was just raped and brutally murdered in an RCCG branch in Benin. The church has said nothing but they had the audacity to tweet a photo with the caption "pray for Pastor Adeboye". The woman was raped in the "house of God". Where is your god now? Why and how does he stare
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a community of people who are trying to navigate spirituality outside of organized religion would be nice
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7 months
sky, tree, dog (UI, 2023)
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8 months
me ft my passenger princesses 🥰
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2 years
starting my first book since 2018
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and while we’re at INSTABLOG YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL BE THERE TO COLLECT YOU AT THE GATES OF HADES
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9 months
talk to me nice
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2 years
(visual) proof of existence
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4 years
I just saw a thread were someone talked about receiving death threats because they're openly ASEXUAL. Does asexuality affect your children too? Because I dunno what argument y'all would use to defend this one. Leave us alone. All of us. Abeg
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4 years
Fuck the 'phobes and gn ❤️🏳️‍🌈
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@HadesMate
reluctantly alive🧶🏳️‍🌈
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Me next.
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10 months
there’s no world in which twitter user chydee is progressive in the true sense of the word. problem is that nigerian society is so malignant that any man who isn’t outwardly misogynistic and vile is touted as progressive when that’s… just not the case.
@lusciousgemm
Nwunye S❤️❤️
10 months
You see “progressive” men? Lmaoooo
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3 years
It just occurred to me that the concept of using they/them when unsure of a person's gender also exists in Yoruba language.
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7 months
not many other reasons to be smiling this wide at 8am on a saturday
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i DONT see how y’all smoke weed
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2 years
grounds for breakup. what happened to good old "I believe in you and can't wait to see the good things that happen to you"??
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Really rooting for this man 🤩❤️
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I feel like a lot of the casual misogyny that spills into dating wouldn’t be this severe if boys and girls were encouraged to befriend each other growing up. there’s a giant chasm of interests etc that wouldn’t be so difficult to resolve if men and women learned to be friends
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5 months
when nigerian twt starts talking about dating I just remove my eyes because I don’t want a population of people who were beaten and abused by their primary caretakers to taint my “idealistic” views of what I would want my love to look like.
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he ate me up a little
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1 year
kissing
@thenayvuiiiton
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What are the simple things that make you happy ?
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