Todd McComas @toddmccomas Twitter profile

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5 years

I just got word that my girlfriend is making me sloppy joe’s for dinner without using meat. Maybe after, we can have sex without her touching me.

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I think we’re all on the same page here.

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So, guess who was the first member of The Pat McAfee Show to cuss on the radio...

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If you haven’t seen Holmes & Watson yet, this was my review posted on IMDb.

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For the first time in our nation’s history we have a true standup comedian, host of a top ranked sports podcast who was selected for the Pro Bowl twice as a player in the NFL. Surely #ESPN can’t pass up the opportunity to put @PatMcAfeeShow on #MNF right?

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Robert Kraft is the only Patriot to get a happy ending in Miami this year.

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I think it’s important tonight that we pay tribute to the #49ers namesake. The brave men who risked everything to journey west to seek their fortune in gold. Most of them died from wolf attacks, lightning strikes and/or malaria. But 49 of them didn’t. Hence...the #49ers

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Everyone thinks dating a nurse is cool but when your lady comes home wearing scrubs, it’s easy to think “She’s seen enough dicks for today”.

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3 years

Is there a more underrated candy bar?

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John C. Reilly’s response to my IMDB review of Holmes & Watson.

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7 years

This is like Disney Land for @TacticalDigs . He has the biggest boner right now.

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4 years

This is how you keep a meathead cop, who can’t handle adrenaline, in check. Don’t know who this female officer is but she deserves a damn medal.

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If you’re a good cop and you see one of your co-workers violating someone’s civil rights, breaking the law or unlawfully hurting someone...STOMP THEIR ASS IN THE STREET! Then cuff them. The system isn’t going to fix this. It’s up to you. #NoMoreBadApples

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I don’t understand the recent criticism of @joerogan and frankly, I find it dangerous. You don’t have to agree with a guest’s ideology to find it interesting or entertaining. And if you’re someone who can’t do that, just choose not to listen or watch. But NEVER CENSOR!

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It sounds like being drafted by OJ Simpson’s fantasy team is a real-life death sentence. Hmmm.

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Congrats to the greatest punter of all time. @PFF knows.

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The first thing I accomplished as an adult was becoming a US Marine. Today my beloved corps celebrates its 244th birthday. #SemperFi Devil Dogs.

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7 years

Now that #OJSimpson is free, I have 2 suggestions for him. #1 Stop killing people. #2 Shop at .

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The #Colts are undefeated at home when @PatMcAfeeShow smacks the anvil. Big game at home this Sunday. Just sayin...

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Back when I use to buy meth for a living. #tbt

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And just like that...I was sucked in. #beckychallenge

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@PatMcAfeeShow Jonathon, please get Dave’s granddaughter pregnant.

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My brother @ShaunLatham knocked out his opponent in 10 seconds at #RNR7 last night. He got that warrior blood. Very happy for him. #SomeComediansCanFight

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I hate to be one “of those” fans but whoever was in charge of editing the #GOTFinale should be fired. I understand missing the water bottle but how do you not notice that Sam forgot to take off his #ForTheBrand shirt?!

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Pure magic coming from the microphone of @PatMcAfeeShow #DetvsGB #GoPatGo

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6 years

Does anyone else think #MondayNightFootball ‘s commentary on ESPN sounds like we’re watching a High School football game on some cable access channel in Iowa?

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3 years

Long time listeners of The @PatMcAfeeShow know @hoosierfirebuff and love him. Today he fell victim to #COVID19 . I’m gonna miss Jason Wheatley and his ability to inspire and light up a room.

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Congrats to our guy @ToneDigz and his bride-to-be. Very happy for you guys.

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She said yes 😳

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#HappySniperDay from me and @VivalaZito

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6 years

My son is Caucasian. Which means my fastest sperm is Caucasian. My balls are a Division III college. #vitaminthoughts

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6 years

When did you first see those photos? Note: Urban Meyer is right handed. Many body language experts will tell you that when a person looks up and toward the side of their writing hand, they are creating...not recalling.

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It’s time to #DoTheRightThingESPN and embrace the future by capitalizing on the present. Choose #McAfeeForMNF so we can raise the @espn Monday Night experience to a whole new level. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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You can’t say it better than this. Every cop knows who the bad apples are. I think it’s time for the good apples to go to war with the bad apples. Run them out, put them down, whatever you gotta do. It’s time. #NoMoreBadApples #BlueLivesMatter

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It’s like John Wick meets the guy who runs your softball league.

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Tate Myre is a hero who died protecting his fellow students from an active shooter. Honor him 🇺🇸

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Well, @CrippleThreat8 finished 3rd in the #AGTfinals and I don’t know why I’m so sad. To finish 3rd on a show that is in no way suited for comedians is an amazing feat and I’m sure it will be life-changing for him. Congrats brother. You’re the best.

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Fuck. That’s all I got.

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I watched Dave Chappelle’s new special today with all the boys at PMI and I haven’t laughed that hard in a very long time. It’s a real throwback. He masterfully worked his way through every topic that young comedians are now taught to avoid and I loved it.

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6 years

Today it begins

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4 years

For you coastal elitists and big-city nerds...this is green bean casserole. Welcome to Thanksgiving in the Heartland.

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The Bumblebee is one of nature’s biggest mysteries. Because of its physical composition and wing to body-mass ratio, science tells us it shouldn’t be able to transform into a camaro...yet he does.

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I guess a cop accused a McDonald’s employee of taking a bite out of his McChicken and then, after an investigation had been initiated, suddenly remembered that he had actually taken the bite from the sandwich himself. I’m calling bullshit.

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5 years

Naming it The War of 1812 was the laziest decision in the history of war. That war was a sequel and deserved to be named as such. They should’ve went with The Revolutionary War 2: This Time It’s Personal.

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100% of the proceeds will be donated to the Fishers Police Department’s K9 program in honor of Harlej. He was a good boy and a good cop.

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In honor of the Fishers Police K-9 who was killed in the line of duty, Taylor’s Bakery is asking for your help. We will be selling 1,000 bags of dog treats for $10 each. Starting Saturday, November 16th, these bags will be available at our Fishers location.

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“Watching how easy it was for Michael Thomas to hide a cell phone under the goal post, shows us all how vulnerable we are to a terroristic act by NFL players at these stadiums”. -some Vietnam vet watching the #SaintsvsRams right now

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4 years

Ford Field blew a fuse. This would never happen at Chevy Field.

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5 years

The Colts get it.

Indianapolis Colts

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5 years

Our team's pick announcers are better than your team's pick announcers. (cc: @PatMcAfeeShow ) 📺: NFLN/ESPN/ABC

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Just found out that for the last week I thought I had been taking my medicine every morning before I leave for work, but was actually taking my girlfriend’s pain medicine. Explains a lot.

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Seems like just yesterday I bought @BaileyMcComas his first car for his 16th birthday. Today he turns 23 and I’ll probably buy him shoes. The presents might shrink but the love only grows. Happy birthday buddy. Very proud of you.

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This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. #FatStevenSeagal no doubt getting paid #FatCash to have little skinny dudes throw themselves down and put themselves in wrist locks. He can’t even bend over to put on shoes! I’d fuck this dude up.

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I can’t help but wonder how happy @nickmaraldo is for social distancing to finally be the norm.

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My review of Holmes & Watson has mysteriously disappeared on IMDb! If you look now, it’s loaded with good reviews all the sudden, FAKE ACCOUNTS! Someone’s cooking the books for this shitty movie! Can we trust @IMDb ????

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5 years

WE HAVE POWER!!!

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4 years

Wow. Just wow. Sometimes the world just works. I hope everyone that’s listening to @1041podcast is enjoying it. I know it’s a side of me you’re not used to hearing but it’s a real side of me that has been of this journey too. But I have some news for you.

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Regarding today’s episode of The @PatMcAfeeShow , why is no one talking about the fact we went into break to The Gambler by Kenny Rogers? Epic radio moment.

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5 years

I mean, it’s a slow way to solve my mice problem but if it works I’ll give it a shot.

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BREAKING: E-cigs cause lung cancer in mice, according to a new study. #CheddarLive

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#WeightLossChallenge Update: I was starving when I woke up this morning. I couldn’t drink beer at the Colts Playoffs Party last night. I started to feel sorry for myself and then I remembered that I’m not deployed overseas fighting a war. So, today is good!

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Type it loud and type it proud. #McAfeeForMNF #DoTheRightThingESPN !!!

Sports Illustrated

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So @PatMcAfeeShow ’s #McAfeeForMNF campaign is now trending... Would you like to see and hear more calls like this one on Monday Night Football?

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#WeightLossChallenge Update: Just jogged one full lap around my neighborhood. Not sure how far it is but judging by my fatigue, I’d guess about 27 miles.

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Nike’s Just Do It commercial was great! And I like that it aired right after halftime. We usually don’t get to see Kaepernick until late in the 4th quarter.

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6 years

I have an unopened plastic straw in my safe. #RetirementPlan 💰

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4 years

I’m not saying to NOT trust our government. I’m just saying they did introduce crack cocaine to the black communities of South Central LA so they could fund a revolution in South America in the early 80’s. So, maybe keep an open mind. #COVID19

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#ForTheBrand

Field Yates

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A reminder that Pat McAfee owns the best play-by-play highlight of all time.

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22 years ago, this dude was my fastest sperm and he’s been my best friend ever since. Happy Birthday @BaileyMcComas !!!

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4 years

My brother @ShaunLatham knocked this out of the park. Stay tuned for his video that documents the last 15 days. This bar is sick! Big thanks to @richragains and everyone else who helped. I’ll tag you proper in the big video. WE HAVE A BAR!!!!

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In a time where no place is safe from violence and tragedy, I find some solace in knowing we still have heroes like teacher Jason Seaman.

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When I was a kid Burt Reynolds was the coolest man alive. Today he became the coolest man not alive. #RIPBurt

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Three things. (1) I can’t imagine why a cop would feel the need to field test a white spot on a car’s hood. (2) The cop clearly interpreted the field test wrong. (3) Thank God it wasn’t a bird that does cocaine.

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Drug charge dropped against college quarterback after lab determined white substance on his car's hood was bird droppings, not cocaine.

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HERE. WE. GO.

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Here’s a new little patio pounder I created, called the #MoonKist . Enjoy your #SundayFunday

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I’m trying to lose weight right now so I’m only allowing myself to drink beers that contain less than 13 ounces.

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Since @BaileyMcComas likes to show everyone old pics of me so much, I thought I’d show everyone his Jimmy Neutron phase.

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4 years

Legend

Washington Wild Things

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Two years ago today @PatMcAfeeShow followed the steps of Michael Jordan, @DeionSanders and Bo Jackson, making his pro baseball debut. A multi sport athlete was born. History was made. Beers were drank. Bets were made. Pat’s perfect career fielding % remains a record.

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There’s nothing I enjoy more than having an intelligent conversation, via Twitter, with someone I’ve never met.

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Peyton Manning will not fill Jason Witten's spot in the Monday Night Football booth, soooooo... #McAfeeForMNF is in full effect. HERE! WE! GO!

Report: Peyton Manning Passes on ESPN's 'Monday Night Football' Announcer Role

ESPN is looking to replace Jason Witten in the Monday Night Football booth after he returned to the Dallas Cowboys, but legendary quarterback Peyton Manning reportedly won't be the one to do it...

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What an incredible game. To the Philadelphia Eagles, I say congratulations on a great win. To the Philadelphia Police Department, I say good luck on a long night. #SuperBowl #BehindTheBadge 🚨

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Peyton with the ad reads!!!! My man!!! #ESPYS

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5 years

So this happened today. Clip from @PatMcAfeeShow with Pat, Nick and I talking about this match was used in the intro for #TigervsPhil . Life is pretty wild.

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Pretty sure @BleacherReport just threw old uncle @toddmccomas and myself talking #TheMatch on @PatMcAfeeShow in the promo

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4 years

Well, here goes nothin.

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The first episode is up. You’re 10-41.

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RYAN FUCKING NEIMILLER!!!!! He made it to the finals!!!! Thanks to everyone that voted for @CrippleThreat8 I’m going to go cry for a minute. #AGT #Clubnubb

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After watching the video of the Florida deputy planting drugs on an innocent woman, I decided I needed to talk about some shit. So here’s “Corrupt Cops And Psychopaths With A Badge”

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I can only assume this written in an Applebee’s.

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Gardner Minshew is Johnny Ringo. #GunSlingers

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This is what I'm talking about! So proud of these Cleveland coppers and players. #SameTeam

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In Case You Missed It: Yesterday Browns players & Cleveland police officers linked arms during the national anthem in a display of unity.

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I know I’m biased but I genuinely love this #TNFonESPN crew. @PatMcAfeeShow @Hasselbeck and @adamamin are truly great together. Entertaining, FUN, and informative. #TripleThreat

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This was a good day. #HappyBirthdayMarines

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If you’re a parent, here’s a good rule for tipping. Pretend that server is your own son or daughter. That way you don’t need to tip as much.

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Boys! Loved the Inaugural ep of @ThePodPMI and think @ToneDigz is a beast of a host. 🔥

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Do you think when a mosquito sees a drunk Irish guy at a bonfire, he’s like “I’m about to get fucked up!” #vitaminthoughts

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What if we spend all this time and effort getting into #Area51 and all we find is that’s where they make Dippin Dots.

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It’s alive! The Pat McAfee Show 2.0!

‎The Pat McAfee Show on Apple Podcasts

‎Sports · 2024

podcasts.apple.com

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This just in. #JimKong announces new plan to hire Tim Tebow to hurl nukes at the U.S.

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In a day when women stayed home while the husband was off to work...the mailman was king.

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The @BarstoolFund is quite possibly the most American thing I’ve seen in my lifetime. As our government spends its time and resources on political infighting and ignores the plight of small businesses, @stoolpresidente and @barstoolsports takes action.

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When @VivalaZito decides no one will park comfortably to his right today.

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Family portrait

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Hey @originalbombpop since I’m 6 years old, you’ve always been there to cheer me up. Every time I scraped my knee or had a bad game...bomb pop. Even now, every time I have a bad day or get divorced...bomb pop. Thanks for always being there. ✊🏻

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