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@tinmoch

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@tinmoch
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4 months
very little advice talks about how you must be okay with dissonance. only way to pursue goals that are out of your reach is to believe it's within your reach even though every day you face compelling evidence that it's not.
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@tinmoch
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4 months
went to the brownchat meetup and there was a dude in the corner leafing through the Gita to find the next banger to tweet.
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@tinmoch
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4 months
Talking to people in SF is hard because they'll talk about how you shouldn't drink from a plastic water bottle because of the microplastics and I'll just nod as if I haven't been drinking straight unfiltered groundwater in UP/Bihar for a good chunk of my life.
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@tinmoch
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6 months
The unspoken benefit of dating a Bihari man is that when you break up with them, it only costs you 6 samosas and 4 frootis to have them beaten up in Bihar
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@tinmoch
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6 months
Remember that someone doing a bit will lie to you twice. The first time when they're trying to get you to believe the bit, the second time when they're trying to convince you that it's just a bit.
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@tinmoch
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5 months
As dating apps become increasingly common, not getting your kid a golden retriver they can post photos with on dating apps will be frowned upon. Just like how parents used to get their daughters educated solely to improve marriage propects, they will get their sons pets.
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@tinmoch
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5 months
Girls want someone funny but 99% of my jokes are self deprecating jokes calling myself an incel - which results in an unfortunate cycle of girls dating me which immediately kills all my humor which makes them break up which makes me significantly funnier.
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@tinmoch
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2 months
so much advice is predicated on working only if you're high agency, but also ignoring the fact that if you were high agency you wouldn't need that advice in the first place.
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@tinmoch
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5 months
watching the bit consume people is the only reason why I'm here. there's something deeply satisfying about watching a man claim to not be interested in the bit, then getting captured by the attention the bit gives and fully committing to the bit.
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@tinmoch
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4 months
I feel like one of the benefits of young is that you're not burdened by mental models of the world that exist solely to validate your past decisions.
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@tinmoch
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5 months
found out eating beef increases T levels and now I'm convinced eating beef being a sin was a british invention like the caste system to prevent desi launde from becoming high T and picking up girls
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@tinmoch
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3 months
happy hindu schizo egirl day to those who are celebrating
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@tinmoch
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3 months
I feel like one aspect of being a wordcel is not just the ability to communicate clearly, but the ability to tie together scattered ideas in someone else's head, to put in words what someone else was trying to say but couldn't.
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@tinmoch
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5 months
it's cute watching bihari men act like they'll get to choose who they marry as if they aren't going to be married to the first girl who's family decides to kidnap them.
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@tinmoch
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5 months
the unfortunate issue with believing that people are out to fuck you over is that the belief prevents you from accepting help from people who genuinely want to help, while also not being strong enough to prevent you from being fucked over by the people who want to fuck you over
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@tinmoch
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2 months
you see no cow poop on the road and you are happy. I see no cow poop on the road and am saddened by the fact that this implies the neighbours have stopped getting fresh cow milk and now any chance I had reviving milkchat with a photo of fresh cow milk in front of a cow is gone.
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@tinmoch
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5 months
it's a pity you can't bequeath Twitter followers to your kids. why else am I slaving away in the twitter mines if not to ensure that my kids won't have to live life as a lowbie.
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@tinmoch
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5 months
Watching someone start liking messages in the GC from when they were last online and waiting to see if they like your messages is the closest I'll feel like one of those chefs on MasterChef waiting for their dish to be judged
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@tinmoch
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5 months
then at some point they think that they have power and clout outside of the bit and try to exercise influence for their pet causes, only to realise that the bit has consumed them, and there is nothing left but the bit.
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@tinmoch
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5 months
Taking part in meta Twitter discourse instead of pandering to the larger public is the selling shovels during gold rush of our generation. I'll never produce a banger but at least I'll get a few likes from the people that know
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@tinmoch
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6 months
Listened to the productivity bros and now I watch all Youtube vids at 2x to waste less time. One benefit is that I can't watch movies because they feel so slow. Unforseen downside is that I don't get turned on during phone sex anymore unless my girlfriend dirty talks fast.
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@tinmoch
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6 months
@unironictechbro aasman hain neela kyun? Paani hain geela kyun? Paisa kyun kamaun?
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@tinmoch
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3 months
everyone talks about biharis stealing roads and bridges but no one seems to talk about biharis stealing every government position
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@tinmoch
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3 months
Ironically studying mathematics may have made me a better wordcel. Formalizing vague concepts into concrete mathematical constructs isn't that different from formalizing vague ideas into concrete thoughts
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@tinmoch
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4 months
@shxf0072 leverage the fact that job is remote - go to blr and quit once you have a few ai leads (and touch tdm's feet)
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@tinmoch
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5 months
@shguke @httpswify Thank you prge for helping me get over my BPD ex.
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@tinmoch
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5 months
"why do people keep asking me to take autism tests" is the new "why are people always recommending I buy deodorant"
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@tinmoch
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4 months
Tweet media one
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@tinmoch
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5 months
game of chicken but it's two people posting the exact same tweet stolen from the GC seeing who deletes theirs first
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@tinmoch
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4 months
You grow older and you can't drastically change your life not because it's impossible but because you'll have to contend with the fact you could have done it a long time ago.
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@tinmoch
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5 months
@typeofemale more surface area is a bold assumption miss.
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@tinmoch
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5 months
@typecfemale typec really went from a lesbian arc to a Gay (Harvard) arc
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@tinmoch
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4 months
George Orwell may claim that his push for using simple language for communication comes from a desire to stall the decay of the English language - but my pet conspiracy theory is that he knew his Bihari brothers find complicated language hard and wanted to help them.
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@tinmoch
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7 months
@cokanestudio @biharcel thank you cokane ji for teaching me how to flirt
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@tinmoch
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5 months
@fuckpoasting thank you for being my first follower.
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@tinmoch
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5 months
@shguke @soberxo3 thanks prge ji from saving all the orphans from the burning orphanage
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@tinmoch
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5 months
Men used to go to war now they wake up and create another break off GC with the same set of people
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@tinmoch
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5 months
"a DM is 5 bodies, a heart react is 10 bodies..." you turn on the television and see Jerome Powell announce a 100bps hike to deal with the rapid body inflation as bodies become increasingly worthless in an economy where everyone has 20+ bodies just for breathing.
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@tinmoch
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6 months
@ethiopiancheri @filterpapi @dejavucoder thank you filter papi for paying for me therapy!
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@tinmoch
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4 months
@pseudonymtra @Kushagr142 thanks for dropping me off at the gym in your benz after you saved all those puppies from the burning building.
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@tinmoch
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5 months
@shrihacker Genuine conversation disappears, genuine engagement disappears. Growth may stall, but if you don't do the bit, then growth takes a nosedive.
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@tinmoch
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5 months
@prmshra 's loss - gora launda will never use "tu cheese badi hain mast mast" lines on her
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@prmshra @Albz321 @ brown bros, we can't let the goras steal parm
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@tinmoch
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2 months
@dejavucoder always asking what is anon, never asking how is anon
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@tinmoch
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5 months
@typecfemale typec dating app when?
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@tinmoch
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4 months
@kaavyya 2 is 2 2
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@tinmoch
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4 months
@dejavucoder @twofifteenam just identify as one, no one can stop you anon
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@tinmoch
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5 months
@yacineMTB @techn0_sap1en rerolling my caste stat until I get a nat 20.
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@tinmoch
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5 months
biggest mistake I've ever made was taking aella's rape spectrum survey and asking people at a party to answer the questions Now one of my friends exclusively calls it the "rape game" and asks other people at parties if they want to play it with no context provided
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@tinmoch
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@tinmoch
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5 months
game of chicken but it's two people posting the exact same tweet stolen from the GC seeing who deletes theirs first
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@tinmoch
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4 months
@Naina_2728 @dejavucoder @fuckpoasting thank you naina for saving all those puppies by getting them adopted!
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@tinmoch
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4 months
Happy for the DU boy out there that looked at the SBF saga and realised that "babe we shouldn't date because so many gay couples can't date freely and I think that's unfair" is actually a viable strategy
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@tinmoch
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6 months
@sudovatnik @typecfemale @Indian_Bronson following as a part of typec behen's dowry, jsk.
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@tinmoch
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5 months
@fire_nd_blood lying about your pet is not optimal - better to lie about your height if you have chosen to lie.
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@tinmoch
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3 months
@zinniaa_3 Speed running becoming a quant at a Hedge Fund I see
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@tinmoch
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4 months
@contrarianbimbo Can confirm this happened.
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@tinmoch
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5 months
@typeofemale representation of people with nipples with abnormally large surface area matter ok
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@tinmoch
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5 months
@fire_nd_blood @hey_puru @hey_puru this is what all the fboys say as well just fyi.
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@tinmoch
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5 months
@stacyfication "ye bihari" - are you not bihari?
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@tinmoch
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5 months
@HalfAcreBTCFarm @fire_nd_blood clearly, guys do better the less of their face is in the photos.
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@tinmoch
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6 months
@ethiopiancheri @filterpapi @dejavucoder Great man, dropped me off to therapy in his Ferrari.
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@tinmoch
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4 months
@broBigOrBroHome @typecfemale imagine listening to a woman.
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@tinmoch
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5 months
@stacyfication stolen valour fr.
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@tinmoch
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5 months
@cakeonthecup I was always consumed by the bit.
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@tinmoch
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3 months
@zinniaa_3 "I'll get a hedge fund job in NY and do a part time PhD at Columbia/NYU"
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@tinmoch
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1 year
reacts are broken and people are typing out their reacts. elon could break DMs completely tomorrow and people will resort to handwritten letters before getting off twitter dot com
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@tinmoch
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5 months
@ranveer2252 Everyone cares
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@tinmoch
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5 months
@scam_adi @thatsadrizlaa thank you adi for teaching me how to be cool da
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@tinmoch
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3 months
@ArcKau I mean, if the US banking system collapses it's unlikely your NRE account will have any value.
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@tinmoch
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3 months
@dejavucoder @filterpapi waiting for you to bang someone
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@tinmoch
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5 months
@agirlwstories @peculiarvivek @formrpessimist thank you Vivek ji for being such an integral part of tpot
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@tinmoch
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4 months
@fuckpoasting what's the capital of honduras?
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@tinmoch
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4 months
@beksinki_ if I knew, I wouldn't be posting on Twitter.
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@tinmoch
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5 months
@abhayv_21 Only thing that's growing is the trauma
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@tinmoch
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3 months
@megasidepart they also end up happily married tho
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5 months
@dejavucoder it was never not horny chat anon.
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3 months
@littledickkkkkk I thought that was between us :(
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@tinmoch
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@tinmoch
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6 months
Remember that someone doing a bit will lie to you twice. The first time when they're trying to get you to believe the bit, the second time when they're trying to convince you that it's just a bit.
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@tinmoch
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3 months
@powerbottomson1 @twofifteenam it was me, won't stand dahi chura slander
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@tinmoch
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3 months
@littledickkkkkk ok I feel special now thx
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@tinmoch
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3 months
How long before I fall sick from Patna groundwater after a year in the US. Also anyone in Patna hmu
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@tinmoch
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@tinmoch
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6 months
@Naina_2728 was about to tweet the same thing, oh well
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@tinmoch
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5 months
@HalfAcreBTCFarm @shrihacker is that clash of clans.
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@tinmoch
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6 months
@megasidepart fuck, clearly need to grind till I get there.
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@tinmoch
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2 months
@filterpapi I test out tweets on my alt occasionally
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@tinmoch
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1 year
@fuckpoasting is money fumbled per capita calculated on the number of girls fumbled or the number of guys fumbling?
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@tinmoch
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2 months
@DebadreeC the game has started...
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@tinmoch
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4 months
@typeofemale @vansianism typeo vijay mallya arc
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@tinmoch
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4 months
@ethiopiancheri no way to contact them now?
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@tinmoch
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6 months
@megasidepart will I get a date in SF? - tc 100k, 5' 7'', male
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@tinmoch
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1 year
@typeofemale @fuckpoasting the harem is just a funnel for fumblechat.
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@tinmoch
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10 months
@fuckpoasting by dating doc, do you mean kundli?
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@tinmoch
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5 months
@typecfemale @janwhyy thanks typec for teaching me how to get in touch with my culture.
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