very little advice talks about how you must be okay with dissonance. only way to pursue goals that are out of your reach is to believe it's within your reach even though every day you face compelling evidence that it's not.
Talking to people in SF is hard because they'll talk about how you shouldn't drink from a plastic water bottle because of the microplastics and I'll just nod as if I haven't been drinking straight unfiltered groundwater in UP/Bihar for a good chunk of my life.
The unspoken benefit of dating a Bihari man is that when you break up with them, it only costs you 6 samosas and 4 frootis to have them beaten up in Bihar
Remember that someone doing a bit will lie to you twice.
The first time when they're trying to get you to believe the bit, the second time when they're trying to convince you that it's just a bit.
As dating apps become increasingly common, not getting your kid a golden retriver they can post photos with on dating apps will be frowned upon.
Just like how parents used to get their daughters educated solely to improve marriage propects, they will get their sons pets.
Girls want someone funny but 99% of my jokes are self deprecating jokes calling myself an incel - which results in an unfortunate cycle of girls dating me which immediately kills all my humor which makes them break up which makes me significantly funnier.
so much advice is predicated on working only if you're high agency, but also ignoring the fact that if you were high agency you wouldn't need that advice in the first place.
watching the bit consume people is the only reason why I'm here.
there's something deeply satisfying about watching a man claim to not be interested in the bit, then getting captured by the attention the bit gives and fully committing to the bit.
found out eating beef increases T levels and now I'm convinced eating beef being a sin was a british invention like the caste system to prevent desi launde from becoming high T and picking up girls
I feel like one aspect of being a wordcel is not just the ability to communicate clearly, but the ability to tie together scattered ideas in someone else's head, to put in words what someone else was trying to say but couldn't.
it's cute watching bihari men act like they'll get to choose who they marry as if they aren't going to be married to the first girl who's family decides to kidnap them.
the unfortunate issue with believing that people are out to fuck you over is that the belief prevents you from accepting help from people who genuinely want to help, while also not being strong enough to prevent you from being fucked over by the people who want to fuck you over
you see no cow poop on the road and you are happy.
I see no cow poop on the road and am saddened by the fact that this implies the neighbours have stopped getting fresh cow milk and now any chance I had reviving milkchat with a photo of fresh cow milk in front of a cow is gone.
it's a pity you can't bequeath Twitter followers to your kids. why else am I slaving away in the twitter mines if not to ensure that my kids won't have to live life as a lowbie.
Watching someone start liking messages in the GC from when they were last online and waiting to see if they like your messages is the closest I'll feel like one of those chefs on MasterChef waiting for their dish to be judged
then at some point they think that they have power and clout outside of the bit and try to exercise influence for their pet causes, only to realise that the bit has consumed them, and there is nothing left but the bit.
Taking part in meta Twitter discourse instead of pandering to the larger public is the selling shovels during gold rush of our generation. I'll never produce a banger but at least I'll get a few likes from the people that know
Listened to the productivity bros and now I watch all Youtube vids at 2x to waste less time. One benefit is that I can't watch movies because they feel so slow. Unforseen downside is that I don't get turned on during phone sex anymore unless my girlfriend dirty talks fast.
Ironically studying mathematics may have made me a better wordcel. Formalizing vague concepts into concrete mathematical constructs isn't that different from formalizing vague ideas into concrete thoughts
You grow older and you can't drastically change your life not because it's impossible but because you'll have to contend with the fact you could have done it a long time ago.
George Orwell may claim that his push for using simple language for communication comes from a desire to stall the decay of the English language - but my pet conspiracy theory is that he knew his Bihari brothers find complicated language hard and wanted to help them.
"a DM is 5 bodies, a heart react is 10 bodies..."
you turn on the television and see Jerome Powell announce a 100bps hike to deal with the rapid body inflation as bodies become increasingly worthless in an economy where everyone has 20+ bodies just for breathing.
@shrihacker
Genuine conversation disappears, genuine engagement disappears.
Growth may stall, but if you don't do the bit, then growth takes a nosedive.
biggest mistake I've ever made was taking aella's rape spectrum survey and asking people at a party to answer the questions
Now one of my friends exclusively calls it the "rape game" and asks other people at parties if they want to play it with no context provided
Happy for the DU boy out there that looked at the SBF saga and realised that "babe we shouldn't date because so many gay couples can't date freely and I think that's unfair" is actually a viable strategy
reacts are broken and people are typing out their reacts. elon could break DMs completely tomorrow and people will resort to handwritten letters before getting off twitter dot com
Remember that someone doing a bit will lie to you twice.
The first time when they're trying to get you to believe the bit, the second time when they're trying to convince you that it's just a bit.