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builder of APIs, reducer of latencies, optimiser of code, fixer of issues Software Engineer | I create comics for fun | paperback $gt ebook

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@peculiarvivek
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I was wondering what I'd do with the domain name I bought, so built a basic website on it. It is live!
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@peculiarvivek
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I was eating dosa and the man sitting beside my table was staring at me. I got annoyed and asked if he wanted a bite. That mf took a piece. How do I deal with this trauma?
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Born too late for buying cheap gold Born too late for buying cheap real estate Born too late for zirp Born too late for 2008 US housing mkt crash Born right in time to get myself automated by AI without giving me the time to make dough from my swe job
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@peculiarvivek
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My father sharing this on the group with me and mom is some kind of power move I never expected
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@peculiarvivek
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3 months
College curriculum was way ahead of its time, they knew about AI, so by teaching us some basic carpentry, smithy, filing and welding they were making us resilient towards automation.
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@peculiarvivek
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6 months
FE devs are trying to use AI to get rid of BE devs BE devs are trying to use AI to get rid of FE devs Devs are thinking AI will help them get rid of middle management Middle management is trying to use AI to get rid of devs Corporate in a nutshell. :')
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@peculiarvivek
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2 months
Everybody calling it a film roll cannister is wrong. This is where you store soap solution so you can use it to blow bubbles.
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2 months
Who can guess what this is?
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@peculiarvivek
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20 days
All the companies are doubling down on making chips Haldiram's, Balaji's, Gopal's and even the local players
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@peculiarvivek
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26 days
babe i love all your 70b parameters, please don't be mad.
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@peculiarvivek
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5 months
Me at Starbucks: bhaiya kuch Kum range mein dikhaana
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@peculiarvivek
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3 months
lessgo!
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@peculiarvivek
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7 months
Some people need to stop throwing around the idea that reading Gita can fix your life or give you a purpose. Lord Krishna was guiding Arjuna, Arjuna was already an excellent warrior and a learned person, you are neither. Thank you for attending my ted talk. :')
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3 months
100DaysOfCarpentry challenge krne ka samay aa gya hai doston
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@peculiarvivek
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3 months
oh wow so ai can code but cannot wash the dishes what a waste of technological advancement
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@peculiarvivek
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4 months
Sometimes I watch binge tv series just to stop myself from overthinking. AI will take away your job Job market is bad You are not a good coder You haven't mastered lc You have to code 24/7 to be good Everyone is coding Building side projects Upskill, upskill, upskill
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@peculiarvivek
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7 months
Got the led blinking, so who is going to fund my hardware startup?
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@peculiarvivek
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2 years
@gkcs_ You earned 13LPA seven years ago? Man you are rich. :')
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@peculiarvivek
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3 months
100 likes and I'll make one too
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3 months
50 likes and I’ll make one too
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@peculiarvivek
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AI can be good at medicine and law, but you don't see the hype there, why? Because the profession is protected by licenses and regulations. Anyone can become a software engineer, hence a low hanging fruit, and that is why so much investment in automating it.
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@cognition_labs
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Today we're excited to introduce Devin, the first AI software engineer. Devin is the new state-of-the-art on the SWE-Bench coding benchmark, has successfully passed practical engineering interviews from leading AI companies, and has even completed real jobs on Upwork. Devin is
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I have lost my capability to read books. Mon-Fri work, then I need sat sun off because I want to just rest. And all the anxiety of keep upskilling in this hyper volatile tech world. I should have become an LIC salesperson
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@peculiarvivek
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I think the bachelor's degree should be 2 years and not 4.
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@peculiarvivek
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11 months
this isn't a joke, Kanpur is way better. Have you been to Kanpur? People are so welcoming, they invite you and then don't let you leave until someone from your family pays them to set you free.
@protosphinx
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KANPUR is WAY BETTER than BANGALORE: In the next 3 to 4 years KANPUR is going to be the HUB for all or most of the Tech-Companies. The movements from Banglore to Patna I mean Kanpur have already started by many. It is a smart choice for the following reasons: 👇👇👇
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@peculiarvivek
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10 months
hehehe
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@peculiarvivek
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2 months
my father's love language
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@peculiarvivek
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1 year
If you are socially awkward then you should possess a high IQ or enormous physical strength, or daddy should be rich. Because if you are socially awkward and a midwit, the world will walk all over you. :')
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My parents are telling me to figure out my career as AI will automate my job :') Please suggest some career changes that are high reward, low risk, and good work life balance. Thank you
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@peculiarvivek
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3 months
While all y'all are reading my criticism of AI, I am taking the Chatgpt course from Dhruv Rathee and up-skilling.
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@peculiarvivek
vivek khatri
2 months
What is your content strategy? Baiting Indians.
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@peculiarvivek
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1 month
What level of rich are you? 1. Maid washes dishes 2. Dishwasher washes dishes 3. Maid uses dishwasher to wash dishes 4. Nobody washes dishes, used dishes are thrown away 5. What are dishes? 6. Nobody eats at my home 7. Directly eat from the cooker
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@peculiarvivek
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me @work at startup: there is so much chaos we need some processes at big co: there are so many processes I just want to merge this 1 line code change :'''')
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@peculiarvivek
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4 months
@Ajain112 My father works in a textile company and he tells me about this He also mentioned that a factory in Guj, stopped producing their own yarn and started buying from China and processing it. It was cheaper. Indian textile industry is in for a rough ride, if dumping doesn't stop.
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@peculiarvivek
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6 months
My career strategy is asking anons on twitter for jobs.
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@peculiarvivek
vivek khatri
3 months
My advice for people who are searching for a job but finding it difficult is to visit the nearby temple every day.
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@peculiarvivek
vivek khatri
2 months
It is decided folks, I am going to open a food court Vadapav stall(me) Chhole Bhature, Kachori ( @devanddice ) Dosa stall (Open) Chaat Stall (Open) Pav Bhaji Stall (Open) Chinese food stall (Open) Momo stall (Open) . . . Please apply if interested
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2 months
I have a ₹1000 budget 💀
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@peculiarvivek
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2 years
@ialimustufa If she doesn't know the difference between "at" and "as" you are probably better off without her
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@peculiarvivek
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I was trying my hands at building a teeny tiny smol compiler, but then I realised that nobody cares about it apart from me and I am better off opening leetcode and crying while I read the questions.
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@peculiarvivek
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3 months
"why do you keep buying domain names for your imaginery billion dollar startup, look at this credit card bill"
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@peculiarvivek
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22 days
learn to say brother in the state's native language and you can navigate through 90% of problems UP, MP - Bhaiya Gujarat - Bhai Maharashtra - Dada/Bhau Karnataka - Anna Tamil Nadu - Anna WB - Dada Kerela - Chettan Japan - Onii San :') this is all I know :P
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@peculiarvivek
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6 months
All these videshi people saying that it is so cheap to live a comfortable life in India. Toh aao na wapas! Kyu reh rhe ho videsh mein? Aa jaao wapas, aur jee lo zindagi.
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@peculiarvivek
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4 months
If you’re a young person interested in working in tech, you should be on tpot if you can. The network is so strong here, you only have to replace your pfp with anime pfp. You don't even have to move out of your parents house. Ignore the hate on twitter, THIS is where it’s at.
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If you’re a young person interested in working in tech in India, you should be in BLR if you can. The network is so strong here, in person work matters. It’s also beautiful and the perfect temperature for working 🤗 Ignore the hate on twitter, THIS is where it’s at.
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@peculiarvivek
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7 months
I will attempting the 2023 challenge, not for the leaderboard creds. The goal will be to complete all the questions by the end of December. Will create a gc to get like-minded individuals together also to keep myself accountable. Lmk if you want in.
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@peculiarvivek
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1 year
At Shark tank: Shark: So what inspired you to sell hot chips? Me: Sirji woh tower of hanoi wala sawal nahi ho rha tha mujhse :')
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@peculiarvivek
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3 months
lessgo! #3
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@peculiarvivek
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5 months
@shantanugoel Those 8 IITians are more famous and wield more soft power than a politician :P I think my mother would be legit proud though if I became a monk
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@peculiarvivek
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If you have a pfp of some other person (fictional character, or some other famous person) you are indicating a ideological preference. If you have your own face as pfp it conveys nothing.
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@peculiarvivek
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1 year
"We are building for tier 2, tier 3 cities" "Oh nice, where is your HQ?" "Bangalore" :')
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@peculiarvivek
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1 year
Continuous learning :')
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@peculiarvivek
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6 months
While cycling today, I saw a bunch of stray dogs standing around a tree and looking at something. So I stopped and stood with them and started to look at that "something" Felt a sense of belongingness.
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@peculiarvivek
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10 months
Yesterday I saw a girl and the first thought in my mind was that we'd have beautiful and healthy babies, have I transcended horniness? :')
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@peculiarvivek
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7 months
I am not sure if I am just a jr software engineer now. I am talking to vendors, solving customer issues, doing data analysis, monitoring traffic on servers, refactoring code, writing code, doing poc, planning sprints, estimating, making code infra related decisions, writing docs
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@peculiarvivek
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@vedaniket97 Revenge arc.
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@peculiarvivek
vivek khatri
7 months
Na crunch hota hai Na plank Na aata hai competitive exam mein decent rank Na hi home loan approve hota hi by the bank Leetcode ka question padh k ho jaata hai mind blank GTA vice City mein tera bhai chalata hai tank - Chuljaar
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@peculiarvivek
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My life? Torn My job? Automation prone My sleep? Gone My finance? Loan My problems? Grown
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@Ajain112 No. Just the dosa.
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@peculiarvivek
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2 months
None of these people cracked JEE or NEET and they are the chief guests, this should give you hope that you can make it without JEE or NEET, isn't it contradictory to the celebrations?
@gauravmunjal
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Unacademy Aarambh 2024. Biggest Event celebrating JEE and NEET Learners and Toppers will be live on YouTube at 1pm on 7th April. Do not miss it :)
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@peculiarvivek
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7 months
Diwali Manalo fraaaands
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@peculiarvivek
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6 months
My hand puppet got delivered, I think my schizo levels are going to hit a peak. It is a dog. I'll call it Lenin: the socialist dawg.
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@peculiarvivek
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2 months
so guys did you like my literature nerd humour, you did right? it will make me happy
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2 years
😂😂
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@peculiarvivek
vivek khatri
1 year
@cto_junior ji throwing out alpha facts.
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@peculiarvivek
vivek khatri
5 months
woh baccha 100 rupay mein hyd chala gya aur tum pichle 3 saal se apne trip k liye paise bacha rhe ho, just disappear anon
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Meanwhile Bangalore people paying ₹150 to travel 3 Kms.
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@peculiarvivek
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3 months
Happy Holi frens
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9 months
Folks, remote work doesn't mean that you don't have to put in the the hours. Usually, it ends up being more hours than the in office job.
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@peculiarvivek
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8 months
I have always had a dream to buy a Playstation. But the expense doesn't make any sense in my middle class brain. Some day, surely.
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@peculiarvivek
vivek khatri
1 year
When I was in 5th standard I used to drive a tank on the streets of vice city. Today I drive a sedan and stop at traffic signals on the same vice street. Change starts from you. :')
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@peculiarvivek
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4 months
Everyone wants to capture India's smartphone market, no one wants to capture India's incel market. :')
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@peculiarvivek
vivek khatri
3 months
If voted to power: 1. I will unionise all software engineers 2. I will ban AI 3. Standardised salary for all devs 4. Everyone gets the choice to wfh 5. New programming language release or framework releases will need to be approved by the union
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@peculiarvivek
vivek khatri
7 months
bhai indian hum, indian khaana hum khaa rhe hain, sugar, diabetes, heart attack hume aayega, toh yeh phoren mein rehne wale log kyu aag baboola ho rhe hain?
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@peculiarvivek
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7 months
Raspberry Pi 5 is a cool device, expensive (~ INR 8500), out of stock, waitlisted, but a cool device.
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@peculiarvivek
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10 months
When you think you have already hit rock bottom and then you hit rock bottom again.
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2 months
Born too late for riding the Zirp era Born too early for riding the crypto wave Born just in time to get my job automated by AI :')
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@peculiarvivek
vivek khatri
7 months
PMF has been achieved, now the valuation has gone up. So who is going to fund me now?
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@peculiarvivek
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7 months
I know a place
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@peculiarvivek
vivek khatri
9 months
what github? just directly upload your code to the VM and run it there.
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@peculiarvivek
vivek khatri
28 days
Me after adding simple flowcharts in documents
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@peculiarvivek
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9 months
Folks, I have decided to start a project: Humans of Tpot Need volunteers for my first interview. Things will be kept anonymous if you prefer. :')
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@peculiarvivek
vivek khatri
3 months
Itna high agency bano ki coup krke ceo ko hi replace krdo
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@peculiarvivek
vivek khatri
9 months
The only way to accelerate Open Source contribution is to declare issues as assignments for Indian college going students. :')
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@peculiarvivek
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8 months
Mom: Who are you texting at this hour Me: I am talking to my internet frens, ma. Mom: what are you talking about Me: Israel vs Palestine Mom: Israel/Palestine will not put food on the table, sleep, you have to work tomorrow :')
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@peculiarvivek
vivek khatri
1 year
Expected CTC itna btao ki HR interview lene se hi mana krde
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vivek khatri
16 days
Cars to stay away from on Indian roads: Scorpio, Creta, Thar, Fortuner Feel free to add more.
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@peculiarvivek
vivek khatri
3 months
thank you for all the wishes, now you all just gotta send me INR 1000 each so that I can buy xm5 headsets :P
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@4evaBehindSOTA
TokenBender (e/xperiments)
3 months
happy birthday to tpot king and Java god @cto_junior (the rizziest rizzler of them all) and CEO, journalist, emcee of Humans of TPOT @peculiarvivek hope you have an amazing year and wish supreme success 🔥🔥🔥
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@peculiarvivek
vivek khatri
5 months
Thank you @sudhirchaudhary for reading my mother's letter on Black & White today. She was ecstatic. Her name is Sangeeta Khatri, and she put a lot of thought into that letter. She is a big fan of yours. Thank you for making her day. :)
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@peculiarvivek
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3 months
I slept for 3 hours yday in the afternoon, I slept 3 hours today in the afternoon, guess who is going to sleep 3 hours tomorrow in the afternoon? I m chillin' hard
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@peculiarvivek
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I was on a call with anons and I was calling them by their usernames cokane, samosa, etc. and my mom was looking at me like I had lost my mind. Haha :')
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@peculiarvivek
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1 year
Faang engineer: I want to make some impact *Proceeds to start a YouTube channel to solve leetcode questions* :')
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2 months
Why are so many ppl here talking about cetaphil?
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@peculiarvivek
vivek khatri
1 year
1. Online test 2. Intro call 3. In depth call 4. Coding skills call 5. System design call 6. Bar Raiser call 7. HR call 2-3 call me India me shaadi ho jaati hai magar tech job k liye 7-8 call se kum me maante nahi log :')
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vivek khatri
1 year
All these kids beating me in cycle race, I challenged them to create a basic CRUD app and deploy it, guess who won?
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@peculiarvivek
vivek khatri
10 months
Founder: go bring me coffee Intern: i was hired as founder's office intern, i thought we will do strategy Founder: mf you are founder's office intern not founder's intern, go bring coffee for the office
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@peculiarvivek
vivek khatri
3 months
Hear me out guys, how about a luxury tobacco brand? I mean it will cause the same damage to your health but you can show off that I'm spending so much money on dying.
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@peculiarvivek
vivek khatri
8 months
Yes madam now that you have shown your almighty palm I will stop this 1.5 ton vehicle coming at you at almost 60km/hr.
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@peculiarvivek
vivek khatri
4 months
Buying up Agricultural land, time to become a farmer, this software development thing won't work out for long ig. :P
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@peculiarvivek
vivek khatri
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Okay folks, I have some time. Comment below and I'll guess your political ideology.
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