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CA Timsi Rajpal

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Chartered Accountant | Investor | Speaker Ex-PwC, Ex-KPMG Raw.Clumsy.Careless.Simple.Imperfect !

Mumbai

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Joined February 2016

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@timsirajpal

CA Timsi Rajpal

3 months

Never move to UK. Forget ease of doing business, there is no ease of living. They don't know how to resolve issues on emails, they don't have clinics, they don't have kirana stores, they don't have street food, they don't have autos. They only have buildings and river !

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@timsirajpal

CA Timsi Rajpal

3 months

Nobody dies of marrying late. But people do suffer cause of marrying the wrong.

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CA Timsi Rajpal

3 years

Being busy is the best way to be happy

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2 months

Take me back 💙💙

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3 years

Arranged marriages are scary. What if he never had a girlfriend ?

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3 years

I think I chose the wrong profession. Is it too late to be a lawyer ?

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6 months

DECEMBERing ! ⛄❄️

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@timsirajpal

CA Timsi Rajpal

2 months

I am happy to announce that I have cleared my Chartered Accountancy course. . . . . . . Thanks to everyone who did not stand by my side when I needed them them the most, people who judged me and people who judged my looks and skills. Couldn't have done it without you all.

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3 years

Date someone in your sense of humour range !

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28 days

Suppprt and uplift everyone, not just women. Men usually fight silent battles.

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7 months

Looks like Ahmedabad is going to take Mumbai's place in next 5 years.

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3 years

Those who are born between 1990-1998, why ain't you married yet? Me- Waiting for the right guy to fall from the sky ! 🤷😂 What's your reason ?

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CA Timsi Rajpal

9 months

Bas 12th clear kar lu, fir life set hai; Bas CA kar lu, fir life set hai; Bas achi si job lag jaye, fir life set hai; Bas promotion ho jaye, fir life set hai; Bas partner ban jau, fir life set hai.. . . . . . Bas marr jau, kyuki agle janam mein toh pakka life set hai !!

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CA Timsi Rajpal

3 years

Indian parents want to see you married but hate to see you going on a date.

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CA Timsi Rajpal

1 year

@abhiandniyu I don't manage my anger. My anger manages me.

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@timsirajpal

CA Timsi Rajpal

5 months

I joined a masterclass by 1% club @financewsharan They advertised about how to identify stocks such as Gensol, which is the holding company of blusmart. What they ended up teaching - stock screeners, meaning of operating profit, PE ratio & other basics. Dude ! Seriously !??

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3 years

More than attractive clothes, wear an attractive smile and confidence ❤️

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3 months

Wake up early, and time is in your control. Wake up late, and time controls you.

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3 years

Stay away from those who don't smile while opening the door for you

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@timsirajpal

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11 months

Working in the Big4s feels like living in real life episode of BigBoss, but instead of a fancy house, you're trapped in four walls of office with suited booted contestants causing endless tantrums and drama !

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CA Timsi Rajpal

2 years

I recently learned that the prefix CA changes the way a stranger looks at you & your importance. Degrees might not be important for those who already have an ancestral legacy, but is everything (including your image & reputation) to those who have built everything from scratch.

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CA Timsi Rajpal

3 years

Why do weddings have to be so extravagant ? Is that show off even worth? And those relatives, do they even show up in difficult times ? Just do a court marriage, save the money and either go for a world tour or build & multiply your assets out those savings !

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CA Timsi Rajpal

3 months

#StockMarket #nifty

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CA Timsi Rajpal

3 months

Thankyou and Bye Bye Big4 😅

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CA Timsi Rajpal

6 months

Dear students, Don't aim to be a topper. Aim to be an average student. Life hamesha top karne wale situations nahi deti.

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CA Timsi Rajpal

8 months

Every aspiring Chartered Accountant has autographed the back of a notebook as a CA at least once.

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CA Timsi Rajpal

3 years

Don't confuse temporary obsession with Love

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CA Timsi Rajpal

3 months

Ironically, one of the ways to be happy is to be dumb. Happiness is hard for the intellectuals.

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CA Timsi Rajpal

3 months

I will vote for that political party that passes the law for 4 day work week and remote work.

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3 years

Either you motivate your own self, or let others dictate you all throughout your life. Choice is yours !

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CA Timsi Rajpal

5 months

People having extra marital affairs: You're a piece of shit for ignoring how your partner has sacrificed so much for you and desperately looking elsewhere to satisfy what you can never be satisfied of.

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CA Timsi Rajpal

22 days

To changing the theme of life this year 🥂

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CA Timsi Rajpal

9 months

Kuch log khush hote hain, aur kuch log Big4 mein.

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CA Timsi Rajpal

3 years

Don't tag your age to your dreams and wishes.

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CA Timsi Rajpal

5 months

Pune, no matter how beautiful you are, you don't have a heart :(

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CA Timsi Rajpal

16 days

Zindagi wahi jeete hain, jo garmi mein bhi chai peete hain.

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CA Timsi Rajpal

3 years

Did you know, when Infosys was just a tiny company long back, they approached a Big4 for auditing work. Since it was tiny, the Big4 denied. Now, Infosys is a giant & this Big4 is banned forever from it's list of auditors. Just for the sake of your knowledge ;)

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CA Timsi Rajpal

1 year

@financewsharan I saved 25 Lakhs. I did not buy a stock market course that an excellent trader offered at 60% discount. Next I saved 50Lakhs as I did not buy any course from atleast 10000 odd influencers.

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CA Timsi Rajpal

8 months

The day I kept the phone down and picked up the pen, my life changed.

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CA Timsi Rajpal

7 months

I was seeing other professions, but in my mind, I was committed to CA.

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@timsirajpal

CA Timsi Rajpal

3 years

Ever felt bad for using your company Wi-Fi for your personal work ? Me: Nope, even my company is using me for it's personal work 🤷😂

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CA Timsi Rajpal

3 years

Forget break-ups, kabhi important excel file corrupt hui hai ?

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CA Timsi Rajpal

3 years

Irony is, your birthday is never a day for you. It's a day you completely dedicate to others to thank them for their love and wishes.

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@timsirajpal

CA Timsi Rajpal

8 months

Financial Planning Analysis is a profile where you get an illusion of things being under your control.

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@timsirajpal

CA Timsi Rajpal

4 months

Those who cleared CA foundation, congratulations for your bright future. Those who didn't clear CA foundation, many congratulations for your bright future. CA is not the End !!

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@timsirajpal

CA Timsi Rajpal

14 days

I used to work with a colleague who used to speak broken English, but he was a GEM of a person. I had another colleague who used to speak perfect native English, but he was most toxic person I had ever met. A language doesn't define your character, personality or likability.

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CA Timsi Rajpal

4 months

What's wrong with the boys these days ? Especially the ones their 20s. Speak two sentences and they think you're interested and you belong to them.

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CA Timsi Rajpal

3 months

So one of my elderly relatives asked me " Beta dahej ke liye paise save kiye hai na" I said, "No aunty I don't want to buy a husband"

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CA Timsi Rajpal

3 years

Simple lifestyle+ simple food+ simple friends + simple home = Great life

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CA Timsi Rajpal

3 years

With no offense to any profession or person, only a CA can understand what goes inside the heart and mind of another CA ! 😭

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3 years

When prayer becomes your habit, miracles become your lifestyle.

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CA Timsi Rajpal

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My only focus

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@timsirajpal

CA Timsi Rajpal

4 months

Societal Goals: Study well Get a job Get married Have kids Make your kids study well Make your kids get a good job Get your kids happily married Make your kids have kids ... ... ... ...

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CA Timsi Rajpal

3 years

I'd rather be upfront, straightforward and lose rather than fake, lie and win.

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@timsirajpal

CA Timsi Rajpal

8 months

Don't focus on what's wrong, focus on what you want. What you focus on, is what gets manifested. Goodnight!

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CA Timsi Rajpal

4 months

The 5 years down the line that I dreamt of 5 years ago, isn't the life that I want today; cause I'm living a life that I couldn't even dream of 5 years ago. So don't chase your dreams. Live your present! Cause your dreams change... ... For the better ! ♥️

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CA Timsi Rajpal

3 years

I think instagram is something that gives us major FOMOs and the resultant anxiety attacks 😂

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18 days

That's what my best friend calls me 🥲

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CA Timsi Rajpal

3 years

When a purpose gets attached to your dream, even failure can't stop you.

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CA Timsi Rajpal

3 years

Any life designers here ?

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CA Timsi Rajpal

8 months

CA karne ke baad CA difficult lag raha hai.

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@timsirajpal

CA Timsi Rajpal

5 months

As a teenager, I was primarily exposed to spirituality & yoga. As I grew up, I attended reasonable parties, concerts, tried alcohol etc. But what made me feel deeply happy and at peace was not the parties, not the materialism or alcohol, but simple remembrance of God and Yoga.

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CA Timsi Rajpal

3 years

A CA as a wife is a risky step (for the guy) cause besides being an inborn spy (which every wife is) I won't trust you until I've audited your entire life and documented and backed up the entire evidence to produce before you in case any doubts or questions arise in future.

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@timsirajpal

CA Timsi Rajpal

4 months

US ka kaam India baith kar karwayenge, par India mein work from office hi karwayenge.

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@timsirajpal

CA Timsi Rajpal

6 months

While attending my younger neighbour's wedding, aunties asking me as usual: Auntie : Beta tum kab muh meetha kara rahi ho My mom : Mithai to yahin par lagi hai, kha lo Chachi : Tum shadi karo toh ham dance karein. My mom : So what, yahin par dance kar lo. #savagemom

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CA Timsi Rajpal

3 years

I rave no more against time or fate; For what is mine, shall know my face.

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CA Timsi Rajpal

2 months

I'm not friendly with people. For someone who was judged for being a nerd and people started being friendly only after she got a rank, friendships are not reliable !

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@timsirajpal

CA Timsi Rajpal

5 months

Me on my notice period

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CA Timsi Rajpal

3 years

Dear Aunties, Please don't go out for a walk late at night with your hair open.

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CA Timsi Rajpal

3 years

I can afford looking ugly, but I can't afford wearing those multiple layers of chemical powders and colorants on my face 24*7*365 !

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@timsirajpal

CA Timsi Rajpal

8 months

Vedanta Demerger

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@timsirajpal

CA Timsi Rajpal

1 month

50% of the traumas are caused by parents who don't know parenting, which creates additional 30% through your traumatic behaviour when you go out in the world. 20% idhar udhar se quota poora ho jaata hai

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CA Timsi Rajpal

3 years

The best part of meditation is you realise you were running after things that you truly don't want..

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@timsirajpal

CA Timsi Rajpal

3 years

The relationship with my ex was more volatile than the stock market. More than 50% downward correction of trust & promises in intraday.

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CA Timsi Rajpal

3 years

I have done the mistake of underestimating a lot of people in the past. And they are the ones who turned out to be the most genuine and helpful ones. Don't underestimate anyone. Be kind. Be loving. Be empathetic.

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CA Timsi Rajpal

3 years

A lover is not someone whom you need to hang around with 24*7*365. That's someone you go back to everyday after a long day at work knowing that they'll be by your side till eternity.

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@timsirajpal

CA Timsi Rajpal

2 years

Wo "CA" hai, kuch bhi kar sakti hai.

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@timsirajpal

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9 months

Dear clients, We are your auditors, not financial statement preparers or account Sw(k)eepers. Regards, A Frustrated Auditor

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1 month

Why do 30 years of life feel like 60 ?

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@timsirajpal

CA Timsi Rajpal

8 months

Experience ke liye job kari thi. Experience ka toh nahi pata, par anxiety zarur mil gayi.

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CA Timsi Rajpal

3 years

Don't wait. Just go and make the first move. First move in relationships, work, apologies, appreciation, help, kindness and everything else.

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CA Timsi Rajpal

3 years

Every hurdle becomes a pure blessing for the one who knows how the grace of God works ❤️

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CA Timsi Rajpal

3 years

Do you also hate flattery or are you normal ?

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CA Timsi Rajpal

3 years

Visualise the results and you'll always stay motivated.

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@timsirajpal

CA Timsi Rajpal

1 month

Nobody wants to join Indian practice in Audits. Why so?

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@timsirajpal

CA Timsi Rajpal

8 months

Knowledge gives you a kind of confidence that is unparalleled.

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@timsirajpal

CA Timsi Rajpal

3 years

Don't get married to a stock. Book profits and move on.

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@timsirajpal

CA Timsi Rajpal

3 years

Have been writing poetry for the last 5-6 years. This, for me, is the most clear and refined version when compared to the older ones 💙💙💙

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@timsirajpal

CA Timsi Rajpal

3 years

The only dates I get in my life are 'due dates'

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MISHKA RANA

3 years

The only dates I get in my life: Updates

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@timsirajpal

CA Timsi Rajpal

18 days

All the mergers and acquisitions should be backed up by appropriate documents and contracts. Else it could lead to an adverse audit opinion.

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@timsirajpal

CA Timsi Rajpal

3 years

@MehulJa81488888 Wrong. Relationships teach you how to handle a relationship !

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@timsirajpal

CA Timsi Rajpal

3 years

Aapse milne ki chahat mein ham likhne par majboor ho gaye Aapke pyaar mein likhte likhte, ham mashoor ho gaye #currentreality

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@timsirajpal

CA Timsi Rajpal

3 years

Marriage should technically be known as 'unsettling' instead of 'settling down' cause every damn aspect of your life changes and unsettles.

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@timsirajpal

CA Timsi Rajpal

3 months

Kudos to fellow women CAs and aspirants 👏🏻👏🏻

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@timsirajpal

CA Timsi Rajpal

3 years

No matter how much people claim that values, vibes & emotions matter more than external appearance, the reality is,they grab every chance to chase appearance & materialism. Then you realise it was just a sweet talker doing it's work. And that your trust in supreme power is lost.

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@timsirajpal

CA Timsi Rajpal

3 years

I have so much patience that you'll lose your patience if you try to test my patience :)

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@timsirajpal

CA Timsi Rajpal

2 years

Don't marry until you've strengthened your ability to love 'unconditionally'. It's the unconditionality that maintains relationships, not the love. Once you learn how unconditionality works, there's nothing that can deter your relationship from sailing through the storms.

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@timsirajpal

CA Timsi Rajpal

1 year

@financewsharan Gifts for my ex.

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@timsirajpal

CA Timsi Rajpal

6 months

If you wanna learn networking, learn from Modiji. If you wanna learn how to create opportunities, learn from Modiji. If you wanna learn leadership, learn from Modiji. Ache din aa Gaye Hain !!!

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@timsirajpal

CA Timsi Rajpal

3 years

Even your tweets have vibes. Make sure it carries the right vibe across.

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