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@thisisnefertiti

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fat girl who talks, like, a lot • I’m also a licensed esthetician • business inquiries thisisnefertiti @gmail .com

Florida, USA
Joined November 2013
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2 years
Something new I guess
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This just goes to show that some of these professors care about power over students and not actually teaching because I would rather my student be late and learn SOMETHING vs making them leave so they don’t get to learn at all
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4 years
Cheesecake Factory 😍
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2 years
Korean skincare is honestly so effective because it all centers around hydration and anti-inflammation like I love it. Also SUPER affordable
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4 years
I love being reminded daily that people’s worst nightmares are centered around looking like me 😍
@makeupbyshaniah
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4 years
not a tiktok filter to make ur face fat so you can boost ur confidence when u take the filter off. lol. LOL
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1 year
How do people have this many friends like what am I doing wrong
@Cgm89Chas
Chas_cgm89
1 year
This a dope way to announce ... catch everyone’s reaction ...
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4 years
Imagine being born into a nice little nuclear family who eats dinner at 6pm and owns a dog and goes on family vacations
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2 years
I saw this earlier and I hate these trends because it really highlights how wasteful people are
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3 years
I love seeing the girlies do this dance with their boyfriends like it’s so cute
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2 years
The way it’s so embarrassing to be this age and I still have never had anyone approach me romantically in a social setting or really express attraction to me like… I’m a loser omg! I want to experience what it’s like to get hit on even just once
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3 years
Begging y’all to just buy patterned fabric instead of buying up all the baby clothes
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2 years
I love the way British people use the term babe, I’m about to appropriate
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2 years
These would have got her sent home so bad on ANTM
@AddisonUpdatez
Addison Rae Updates
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addison rae via instagram
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2 years
No because Walgreens has a positive energy that CVS could never mimic
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3 years
Celebrities sharing gofundmes for others to donate to while literally being million/billionaires... wishing for her downfall for real
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4 years
Looking for Alaska by John Green
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Mina
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Men writing about women
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Why did she act like her new music was going to be so unpalatable
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Every decision she made was terrible but I was rooting for her anyway I guess.
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enough girlbosses i need girlfailures. just an absolute loser of a female character. more women who suck!!!!!
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Quora is borderline unusable
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Chuu 3
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Looking for advice on Reddit VS Quora
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3 years
This is my favorite one
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3 years
the adult swim trend on tiktok is the only good thing happening in my life rn
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5 months
She said you don’t even know what to do with all that
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1 year
Okay so I’m not the only one this has happened to
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Laura Bassett
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Guys I am inexplicably down to one fork. I still have all my spoons and knives. Where are the all the forks going
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3 months
Wearing the traditional garb of her people, Bird Nation
@beyoncegarden
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
3 months
OH SUMMER WALKER IS TAKING IT😭😭😭
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3 years
People invent something different on here every day to have a superiority complex about 💀
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reese reagan
3 years
had this argument in a gc but i wanna know the truth. isn’t it very tacky for somebody to eat the free bread as soon as you get it?
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3 months
People who said the third movie wasn’t good are out of their minds
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popculture
3 months
the budge increase hit HARD
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1 year
People keep trying to defend her by saying she’s trying to lose weight… okay but what if she wasn’t? Does she still not deserve to be treated like a human being?
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Alan Roberts
1 year
Uhhhh
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2 months
Your ovaries:
@bendergirlfrend
˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚
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I don't have a heating pad so whenever i'm on my period i just put my macbook on my stomach and play the sims
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3 years
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We love our bread, we love our butter. And most of all, we love each other
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@TheeSkinBoss
Thee Skin Boss 🧖🏿
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Madeline was one of my fav things in the world when i was a kid. I wanted to live in an orphanage so bad for fly outfits and to walk in 2 straight lines
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I actually have a top lip when I smile now omgggg! The first picture is from March, and the last two are from today now that I’ve had two lip flip procedures done
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There’s no hope for this community man… how does he still have groupies after everything that’s going on
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Diddy told a crowd of fans, "Pray for your brother," when he was spotted in Miami taking a bike ride with Stevie J.
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The way the internet has groomed children and teens especially in recent years under the guise of “s*x positivity” is very unsettling
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2 months
Literally hate tweets like this because is it insinuating that God didn’t care about the people on that bridge like… y’all are so insensitive
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Chloé
2 months
My dad takes the Francis Scott Key bridge every single night for work around that time, like clockwork. He overslept last night and ended up leaving the house an hour later. That was honestly nothing but God.
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The concept of a toilet brush is so disgusting… there needs to be a disposable option or something
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She’s not ugly and he’s not really hot so I’m so confused
@MrsJellySantos
Jelly Santos
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“I know I’m ugly” is a wild start to any video. This woman got married and people always commenting how her husband looks better than her. Even on her wedding videos.
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Of all the possible theories that could exist about that man, organ farming wasn’t one I saw coming
@GlamazonJay
✨Kei$ha✨
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Nick Cannon has a rare disease that if not gone into remission may require him to need a kidney transplant one day. These kids are here for a reason. He will be able to bypass any organ transplant list if his donor was his own child.
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I hate that women are doing this annoying thing currently where they take a patriarchal structure and then repackage it to make it look like an empowered decision 😭 also if you think being a housewife isn’t work, then I have SUCH bad news for you
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I love being plus size, we have so many amazing clothing options! 😍😍😍
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2 years
Why is the packaging giving 2005 beauty supply shampoo
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jeremy allen black
2 years
the girls have been saying this has been quietly eating up miss honey pot 👀👀 excited to give it a try
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3 years
Why she turned him into Shaun King
@Geminiblacicy
GEM&i BLAC 🫦🏳️‍🌈🇭🇹♊️
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Y’all 😭😭😭
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2 months
Lord the men you put on earth to provide are trying to split bills with someone who makes a fourth of their income
@thechosenberg
rosey🌹
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What do yall say
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Black hair is still… hair at the end of the day like we need to banish the idea that we need some kind of special products
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Black ppl use dry shampoo to revive oily silk presses? I didn’t know that was even made for us
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1 year
Move in day! Baby’s first apartment :)
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4 months
The word “panty” after being used in every one of her songs:
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proximaxxingmas caesar 🦍
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Ice Spice be working the hell out the 48 words that she knows
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1 year
This is such a non-issue for me idk
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charlotte
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emma chamberlain is so real for this
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4 years
Being able to admit that you don’t have the range to speak on certain topics that you aren’t educated about
@tobydoyhowell
Toby ☕️
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What is a sign of intelligence that most confuse with a sign of stupidity?
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As someone who doesn’t watch this show but has seen people say these two are platonic… can someone explain what is going on then?
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just got pissed off at 10am
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1 year
Continuing to make Bridgerton after this season is pointless tbh like nothing will top this
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Not even a therapist can save some of y’all… y’all gonna have to go to sleep FOR GOOD!
@oomfabelle
annabelle :3
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Now that it’s been a while I’m going to admit that this was real asf and she’s sooo me and didn’t deserve the hate for this
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I just dont understand why college professors do the most... if someone wants to pay thousands of dollars to not show up to class or come late WHO CARES... but in actuality, most students have other issues that cause them to miss class. If you cared that much, you’d ask them lol
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Its infuriating that racists can just do a rebrand to become more cute and likable and everyone just forgets about how terrible they are. Like how is Paris Hilton who is INCREDIBLY racist gaining traction right now
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@megan_blush_ I was at a loss for words honestly 😭 they took her to the model unit equivalent of the sweatshops like this can’t be
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2 years
Yes I’m feeling sorry for myself publicly but I don’t care!!!
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@dorawnfredread I feel like this isn’t even that different from the rap she’s already put out though
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Y’all are so easy
@FlatEartherKitt
withered old crone 🥀🇵🇸
1 month
unfortunately he is insanely personable lmao
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Having an unhealthy relationship with money where you can’t make big purchases because it pains you too much but then spending the same amount of money you would have spent on a bunch of stupid small purchases
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I don’t think I mentioned this yet, but I’m partnering with Neutrogena for a yearlong initiative to help spread skincare knowledge for people of color 🙈
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Dermaplaning then microdermabrasion then multiple layers of a TCA peel THEN home made peppermint serum is crazy
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Mo.
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I didn’t know she posted a video of my chemical burn happening ☹️
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I love getting emails from my followers 🤩
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Parenthood scares me because imagine you’re having the worst depression day ever and you still have to get up and feed/interact with your kid like I just can’t envision doing that 😭
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2 years
The audacity of that third dress to be $146 like I could have made that as a 6th grade art project
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3 years
Plsss
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Consumerism is a disease
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The fact that those of us with with less disposable income are more generous than rich people… it’s sick
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i touch a little bit of disposable income and immediately like DINNERS ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Just seen an influencer do a brand trip to the Shein factories 😭
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He can’t unsend those texts though can he 🤭
@SGmymindandme
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Paul Bettany withdrew from testifying for Depp in Virginia. He also unfollowed him on Instagram.
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You say this as if that mess she’s selling isn’t fast fashion
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The way I used to do this in high school and then I got rejected from the university I wanted to go to my whole life and I cried for two weeks straight 😭
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The Fall of the House of Usher
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Ngl not being born into a warm and welcoming family structure do be ruining my concept of love doe
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I’m about to sign my very first five-figure yearlong contract with a brand that you can buy literally EVERYWHERE. Pinch me this can’t be real
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Also thinking about how young fat girls (or anyone fuller figured) are always kind of pushed to be with older men since we’re told that boys/men our age aren’t comfortable with their preferences whereas older men are okay with liking our fat bodies 🤢
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Abolish “women supporting women” like I’m not standing in solidarity with women I don’t like or respect 💀 especially when the woman is whi- *call signal drops*
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The fact that photos of her even needed to be provided to justify why someone shouldn’t say this about her is proof that people only think you deserve respect when you look a certain way like even if she didn’t have that body... nobody should be discussing her body at ALL anyway
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I tweet for the girlies with big noses and moon faces 🌝
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Twitter users when they discover that one person’s actions can negatively impact a multitude of people
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Personal anecdote: this is reminding me of when I was younger & my mother was murdered by my father while I was away at church with the rest of my family. People kept telling me that that was God “protecting” me, but in that case… why didn’t he spare my innocent mother?
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@browjoi Trigger warning for animal cruelty! This girl asked her friend to watch her dog and she saw footage of the friend abusing her dog 😞
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These scenes were so useless and embarrassing because all Fitz would do is give puppy dog eyes and she was right back with him ugh
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4 years
I’m not drinking anything that looks like and comes packaged like antifreeze
@WMsDiary
Dub
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I don’t see any scenario where there isn’t a crime committed after this
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And where’s my Oscar???
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The ratio is really unfortunate for you aw you really thought 🤥 next time though!
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Another favorite
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Is he wearing UGG Tasman slippers
@The_sigma_fem
The Sigma Female 🔆
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5 minutes in an they already messed up so bad and have Aang flying without his glider 💀
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Look at all the people in line for the Shein pop-up store in Texas… y’all can’t be serious
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I’m not a parent but I understand basic psychology and know that you have to be extremely unhinged and mentally deranged to lift a hand or a belt to beat a DEFENSELESS CHILD? I am 100% of the belief that if you don’t see the issue with beating kids then you should never procreate
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If oatmilk lattes were a photo
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Professional skincare brands will partner with anybody BUT estheticians for social media campaigns like 😭
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Are people who smoke weed genuinely unaware of how bad they smell or do they just not care because…
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If you’re skinny you have zero excuse to have terrible fashion sense… do you know how much more mind blowing my wardrobe would be if I could buy clothes from every single store? Plus size people barely have clothing options and still out dress a lot of y’all
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Timothee Chalamet in the new Willy Wonka movie
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Don’t let me flop, this took centuries to film
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@sadofilms
🌙 ✨
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I don’t think euphoria is coming back btw
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Its kinda hard for me to use American sunscreens now because they’re just not as elegant as the Korean formulas I’ve tried
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The way he got exposed for being extremely racist and then just lived an even better life and got more money after that 💀
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Not even being dramatic when I say this ruined my entire night like this is my worst fear confirmed
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Me in the airport bathroom changing into my best flight attire to make a good first impression
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My doordasher sending me this? 😭
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Timothee on the Wonka set
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