˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚ @bendergirlfrend Twitter profile

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@bendergirlfrend

2 months

When i am high, no tweet will go unliked, no cat will go unkissed and no sweet little treat will go unenjoyed

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@bendergirlfrend

2 months

I don't have a heating pad so whenever i'm on my period i just put my macbook on my stomach and play the sims

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@bendergirlfrend

4 months

Sorry i’m late, there was an evil troll blocking the bridge and his riddles were really hard today

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@bendergirlfrend

4 months

Imagine ur card declines at the hookah lounge and they delete your snapchat stories

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@bendergirlfrend

5 months

Fool me once, i’ll kill myself

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@bendergirlfrend

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@bendergirlfrend

3 months

$1000 a month, utilities not included, no pets allowed

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@bendergirlfrend

5 months

I would love to drink a beer with him

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@bendergirlfrend

4 months

Sometimes U just gotta throw up and move on

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@bendergirlfrend

2 months

When your card declines at therapy so they bring out the guy you technically didn’t date

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@bendergirlfrend

2 months

One time i took 20 shots of soju and recorded chowder like i was at a concert

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@bendergirlfrend

7 months

Ready for whatever the day may bring

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@bendergirlfrend

2 months

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@bendergirlfrend

4 months

You’re like a gay son to me

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@bendergirlfrend

3 months

Friends with benefits but the benefit is that i’m in love with you

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@bendergirlfrend

3 months

Whenever I run out of weed i’m like Fuckkkk why did I smoke that blunt on June 12th 2022

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@bendergirlfrend

2 months

I sentence U to one meal no youtube

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@bendergirlfrend

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@bendergirlfrend

3 months

No i’d never meet up with someone off a dating app but i would cross the country for a twitter mutual

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@bendergirlfrend

5 months

Every friend group got that one homie who completely lost himself and is now only a shell of who he used to be

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@bendergirlfrend

5 months

Ordering one of these at the bar to take the edge off

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@bendergirlfrend

5 months

I got that :3 in me

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@bendergirlfrend

5 months

They should invent a me that can get over things

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@bendergirlfrend

3 months

I smoke a super bowl every night, what’s the big deal?

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@bendergirlfrend

10 months

Weekend vibes

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@bendergirlfrend

3 months

I’m quitting vaping so that i can start focusing more on smoking cigarettes

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@bendergirlfrend

5 months

ally🍒

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5 months

What kind of elder do you think you’ll be??

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@bendergirlfrend

3 months

Can i come over and intertwine souls with you

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@bendergirlfrend

6 months

doggy style so i can tweet

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@bendergirlfrend

5 months

[Bottoming] He’s right behind me, isn’t he?

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@bendergirlfrend

7 months

I’m feeling much better now that I’m on drugs and alcohol. 😁🍇🦄💫🙌🪄 Thank God! 🪄🙌💫🦄🍇😁

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@bendergirlfrend

5 months

I would

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@Cobratate

1 year

I would never kill myself

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@bendergirlfrend

3 months

That man with auto capitalization turned off will NOT provide for you

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@bendergirlfrend

1 month

Whenever I have buffalo wings I always wipe my hands on my dog and he screams loud as fuckkkkk

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@bendergirlfrend

5 months

I was just diagnosed with needing a one dance

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@bendergirlfrend

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@bendergirlfrend

4 months

I spend every day searching for a high as good as this one

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@bendergirlfrend

2 months

There is no one more evil than your first roommate

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@bendergirlfrend

2 months

Second base is when she accepts you on her private twitter

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@bendergirlfrend

1 year

bitches with no furniture be like “get the fuck outta my house” bitch fuck you and this dance studio

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@bendergirlfrend

2 months

i got that ^_^ in me

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@bendergirlfrend

6 months

Does anybody know if we have to wake up tomorrow

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@bendergirlfrend

4 months

How i start acting around him after a couple beers

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@bendergirlfrend

1 month

Don’t care, plus they bounce when i walk

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@bendergirlfrend

4 months

Last night we let the chicken tikka masala talk

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@bendergirlfrend

2 months

Hit a temu vape and now both my arms are numb and i can’t see the color blue anymore

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@bendergirlfrend

5 months

Does anyone know if we have to accept the things we cannot change tomorrow

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@bendergirlfrend

7 months

Can i hit or should i kill myself

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@bendergirlfrend

3 months

This is the type of shit ur plug has as his phone background

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@bendergirlfrend

5 months

Waking up with the juul stuck to me like a barnacle on a ship

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@bendergirlfrend

5 months

Babe, what’s wrong? You barely reached for that officers gun

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@bendergirlfrend

5 months

I let him hit because i let him hit in every past lifetime. We will find each other in every life.

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@bendergirlfrend

5 months

We were definitely coworkers in another life

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@bendergirlfrend

2 months

I now pronounce you Mr and Mrs Beast

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@bendergirlfrend

5 months

I really fw wizards and spells and other dope shit like that

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@bendergirlfrend

4 months

My curse gets lifted tonight, wanna hangout?

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@bendergirlfrend

5 months

hey, i'm interested in loving you unconditionally for the rest of eternity, is that cool?

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@bendergirlfrend

5 months

They should invent a way to exist that’s bearable

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@bendergirlfrend

2 months

I would let you hit my vape in every lifetime …

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@bendergirlfrend

2 months

She raising my cane til it's tender

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@bendergirlfrend

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@bendergirlfrend

5 months

Putting my ear to the bong and hearing the ocean

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@bendergirlfrend

2 months

Last night we let the red40 talk

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@bendergirlfrend

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@bendergirlfrend

4 months

Wow this song makes me feel like i’m being stabbed in the heart and am bleeding out.. I need to listen to it on repeat for the next 10 hours

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@bendergirlfrend

2 months

The weed is giving me bisexual thoughts

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@bendergirlfrend

5 months

Quitting vaping and using the money i save to buy cigarettes

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@bendergirlfrend

5 months

The harder it’s so over, the bigger we’re so back

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@bendergirlfrend

5 months

I would fumble you in every lifetime

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@bendergirlfrend

3 months

How the fuck you 30 and got snapchat

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@bendergirlfrend

5 months

I’m yearning in ways that you can’t even fathom

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@bendergirlfrend

1 month

The chokehold that Rick and Morty has on smoke shops needs to be studied

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@bendergirlfrend

2 months

Hey are you into girls who have a multigenerational ancient curse

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@bendergirlfrend

5 months

That man with less than 200 twitter followers will provide for you btw

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@bendergirlfrend

7 months

i hate doing psychedelics with other ppl because bro over here bugging, talking ab “is this really all there is”. can you please shut up, i’m trying to hands-free cum

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@bendergirlfrend

2 months

If I won the lottery I wouldn’t tell anyone but there would be signs ….

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@bendergirlfrend

2 months

If ur spotify link gets no likes that’s how u know it’s a banger

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@bendergirlfrend

3 months

Asking the bartender if they’re mad at me

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@bendergirlfrend

5 months

mfs be like “on my dead homie i don’t fw her” … Liar liar dead homie on fire

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@bendergirlfrend

8 months

Beating the meat allegations

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@bendergirlfrend

2 months

I would buy you a beer in every lifetime

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@bendergirlfrend

24 days

They’re saying ur box smell like dog surgery

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@bendergirlfrend

3 months

Can i come over and fall asleep in jeans

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@bendergirlfrend

4 months

After a couple drinks i be like … There is beauty in everything …

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@bendergirlfrend

2 months

If you’re nonbinary and I’m nonbinary then who’s washing the dishes…

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@bendergirlfrend

1 year

i need to drink a beer here

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@bendergirlfrend

3 months

Imagine being a cat and just wanting some catnip to get high but not being able to ask for it

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@bendergirlfrend

17 days

You will begin to cough in 7 days

Flattered Artist Sam

@SubMemphis

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hot dog water + a tube of preparation h

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@bendergirlfrend

5 months

You’re going to hell if you ever try to call me on instagram

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@bendergirlfrend

27 days

Wyd if u come over and her fridge looks like this

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@bendergirlfrend

5 months

If you were a dog i would feed you soooooo many grapes

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@bendergirlfrend

3 months

The overwhelming urge to push everything off a table to pull out a big map and explain the plan

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@bendergirlfrend

2 months

Can i come over and read all of ur tweets out loud

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