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@thinwhitejew

1 year

My knits recently? Unmatched 💖

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@thinwhitejew

3 years

if the staff member wasn’t there to see the girl fall under the train this would have been a murder and all because boys think it’s big clever and funny to intimidate girls just trying to go about their daily lives

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#howth words fail me.

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@thinwhitejew

3 years

a story in two parts, my mum edition ❤️💝

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@thinwhitejew

3 years

Congratulations Davina, it must be lovely having the privilege to simply decide not to walk home alone in the dark! Not like some of us have to walk the distance between the bus stop and home from our minimum wage jobs late into the night because we don’t have any other option

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@thinwhitejew

2 years

thinking a lot about how this is matt healys parents

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@thinwhitejew

2 years

was in the coop last night and the fella on the tills went on the intercom to say ‘our colleague is going to see liam gallagher tonight , this ones for u, join in if you know it’ n then proceeded to just sing wonderwall down the mic for a good 2 minutes

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@thinwhitejew

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Thinking about it it’s actually quite ironic that I’m doing overtime at sainsburys to pay £11,500 to do a masters in.... wait for it .... poverty and inequality

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@thinwhitejew

3 years

heartbreaking

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@thinwhitejew

3 years

my grandad had an operation the other day but he was only given an epidural so he was awake during, and he got told off because he asked if he’d be able to play the violin when recovered and the surgeon said yes and he replied ‘well that’s weird because I couldn’t before’

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@thinwhitejew

2 years

losing my mind at these pics of my mum in the 80s

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@thinwhitejew

3 years

my mum taking the divorce as well as ever

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@thinwhitejew

3 years

Everyone stop what you’re doing and look at my new updated room ( you just have to ignore that one bit of unpainted wall)

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@thinwhitejew

4 years

Once when I went out in 2nd year I got really furious about something for some reason decided to walk home at 4am (3 miles) stopped off at the library on the way banged out an essay about the IRA continued walking home got home and puked all over myself. N got 90% on that essay

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@thinwhitejew

2 years

cute idea : me and my friends all getting our ashes dyed different colours when we die so we can be made into one of these together

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@thinwhitejew

3 years

You won, Italy. Enjoy the trophy, I hope it makes you happy. Dear lord, what a sad little life, Italy. You ruined my night completely so you could have the title and I hope now you can spend it on lessons in grace and decorum because you have all the grace of a reversing dump tru

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@thinwhitejew

3 years

I did one

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@thinwhitejew

4 years

Guy Fawkes come back we need you now more than ever

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@thinwhitejew

2 years

the fact everyone in the replies is like ‘theyre just doing their job🇬🇧👍🏻’ what is their job? Stomping around in a silly little hat ?

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@thinwhitejew

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yeah cos it’s not like most of us work 40+ hours a week to make less than a tenth of what she makes just cos she went on the telly and now makes £10k+ per Instagram post. Hard work is it? I don’t think so

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@thinwhitejew

3 years

want to eat a dreamies so bad, they’re like the forbidden krave

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@thinwhitejew

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when it’s 6am and ur at some random afters in fallowfield

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@thinwhitejew

4 years

I came to uni off the back of my dad being given 8 yrs in prison, spent two years the most suicidal I’ve ever been, got diagnosed with bpd, then my brother died and I thought I wouldn’t finish but I’ve finished :) and I’m proud of my 80% average

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@thinwhitejew

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losing my mind at the fact the lash girlies have stopped calling them russian extensions and are now calling them NATO

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@thinwhitejew

2 years

keep telling my mum she’s serving cunt and every time I say it she just sighs looks at me in despair and says what on earth does that mean

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@thinwhitejew

3 years

honestly so proud of my mum, she’s worked her arse off in multiple jobs at any one time for the past 15 odd years trying to make up for all the damage my dad did to us emotionally and financially and now she’s finally doing something she enjoys ❤️ I love you Caroline

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@thinwhitejew

3 years

so many of the girls I grew up around should NOT be doing mental health nursing degrees

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@thinwhitejew

3 years

Just unlocked a memory

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@thinwhitejew

4 years

My toxic trait is that I never let the kettle climax

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@thinwhitejew

3 years

By the way for everyone thirsting after my mum she’s always been gorgeous 💅🏻

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@thinwhitejew

2 years

the hold these bikinis had over year 9 girls everywhere in 2012

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@thinwhitejew

3 years

@cirixnf Honestly me too. Can’t imagine what type of horrid person you have to be to behave like that. It’s terrifying

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@thinwhitejew

3 years

thinking about the council workers who are going to have to clean that up ❤️

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@thinwhitejew

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pretending to give a shite about the working class whilst sitting in front of a life size thatcher cut out. or should I say dead size. cos she’s dead x

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@thinwhitejew

3 years

wish I could have told my 17 year old self that the 23 year old man who claimed to love and respect me was actually just a ... nonce

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Post a picture that could only have been taken in Britain:

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@thinwhitejew

2 years

Just seen my dissertation supervisor eating a calzone in the middle of town at 8:30am

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@thinwhitejew

3 years

when I worked at Sainsbury’s homeless people would often come in at the end of the night to ask if they could have the leftover bakery items. And they’d always be told no. So instead we would throw away 3 bin bags full of perfectly good food

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3 years

We intercepted over 8000 eggs that were going to be thrown away. The expiration date wasn't until November 24th... The mind boggles how capitalism can be so fantastically wasteful. Anyway, there's going to be a lot of full bellies. Yay anarchism!

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@thinwhitejew

2 years

got bored at my mums so bought some knitting needles and winged this 🧚‍♂️

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@thinwhitejew

3 years

tories don’t get ‘ bullied ‘ at uni, we don’t need to bully them, they embarrass themselves enough with their awful political takes in seminars, eg the guy who once decided he was going to go on a 30 minute ramble about how eugenics are ‘good’ in a poverty and inequality lecture

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@thinwhitejew

3 years

@sadbbutabadbx right :// the whole thing is fucked I actually can’t get my head around it

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@thinwhitejew

3 years

Cba with how gorgeous my room is and how much more gorgeous it’s going to be once I’ve painted it 😢

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@thinwhitejew

4 years

Right wingers : abortion is wrong!!! ABHORRENT!!!! that is an unborn child. But please for the love of god don’t provide those children free meals, their parents should have thought about that before they had them. Let them starve

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@thinwhitejew

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@StuartKane19 @MattChorley apparently she’s physically unharmed but completely traumatised, as you would expect. I can’t imagine ever wanting to go near a train station after that

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@thinwhitejew

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Thinking about my families very normal reaction to my dad going to prison

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@thinwhitejew

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babe are u ok? You’ve barely touched your ceramic Benidorm ornimental heel

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@thinwhitejew

3 years

mullets are over party

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@thinwhitejew

3 years

Just heard a fella let out the most blood curdling scream so ran round to the alcohol aisle expecting him to have broken his leg or something n he just goes ‘sorry, just almost accidentally bought brewdog’

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@thinwhitejew

3 years

going to put a quid on my dads prison account so he can buy himself a pack of hula hoops on me happy fathers day

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@thinwhitejew

3 years

almost forgot to update u all that I dyed my hair like rachel stevens 2004 and also knitted a teeny little top to match

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@thinwhitejew

3 years

tell me why I took this pic last night why was I trying to make it look like I shat out a falafel

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@thinwhitejew

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just found the zoot I lost in my shoe at new order 3 months ago

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@thinwhitejew

4 years

My little brother would have been 15 today 🧚🏻 Miss you every day g, I’m sorry the system failed you. Are doing good work in trying to reduce suicide in under 18s by providing them with the support they need. Might be helpful to someone 💕

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@thinwhitejew

2 years

I think the only person who should be providing proof that they’re working on themselves in this instance is the middle aged man making swagnotes out of balloons

Michael James Schneider

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healing is sexy (quote by @stephenszczerba )

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imagine you’re 7 hours deep into a shift at your minimum wage job and then a family of below average musical theatre singers come in and try to order in song. I’d be putting my fingers all over their food

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@thinwhitejew

3 years

wish that guy who rides round manchester blasting tunes on his bike would do a bit of rammstein every now and then

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@thinwhitejew

2 years

not usually one to be nasty about anyone’s appearance but she looks like a goddess and he looks like a background character from the corpse bride so I’m not really sure what he thinks gives him the right

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@thinwhitejew

3 years

My mum said : bothered?

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@thinwhitejew

3 years

think you all need to know that when I was like 16 I was forced to go to the tory conference with my politics class and boris asked if I wanted to be in a picture with him and I just said no❤️

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@thinwhitejew

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still cringing at the fact I got all the way round to the milk section in the coop this morning before realising I had a lit cig hanging out my mouth

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@thinwhitejew

3 years

@SignifyingMonky I beg you shut the fuck up

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@thinwhitejew

3 years

Gillian, what in the actual hell are you talking about

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@thinwhitejew

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MP pay rises £3,300 Big fast choo choo train £106,000,000,000 Army £41,500,000,000 Arms to Saudi Arabia £6,300,000,000 ??? Somebody help me budget this, children are dying

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@thinwhitejew

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do u think people on instagram even read the infographics before they share them

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@thinwhitejew

3 years

also everyone look at this adorable little set I knitted x

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@thinwhitejew

3 years

this is the look for me

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@thinwhitejew

2 years

the coop in withington is actually such a lawless hellhole. I love it it’s such a good day out

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@thinwhitejew

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Felt tight for leaving my job but then I found out they fired the security guard last week for ‘ buying too much reduced food ‘

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@thinwhitejew

3 years

really cba with the level of chaos my mum exudes why is she doing this

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@thinwhitejew

3 years

still thinking about my mum making it onto women posting ws x

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how it started vs. how it's going

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How it started How it ended

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@thinwhitejew

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Having to use two shit lighters together to light a cig feels so primitive like I’m a caveman rubbing sticks together

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@thinwhitejew

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is this what it feels like to be courted

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@thinwhitejew

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More 🧶!

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@thinwhitejew

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Mullets are out , 80s shoegaze bassist helmets are in

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@thinwhitejew

3 years

Bimini stole my eyebrows... call me mimini 🤪😇

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@thinwhitejew

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Some people reveal their dad was in wham me? I can only reveal that my dad was in a channel 4 documentary about fraud

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Rare never seen before photos of Jolene

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@thinwhitejew

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My side profile like if you agree

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@thinwhitejew

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U just had to be there

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@thinwhitejew

3 years

weaponising your disabled child as justification for having multiple high income jobs when the maximum amount of DLA given for children with disabilities is set at £89 per week. You literally cannot make this shit up

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@BBCPolitics

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“I hadn’t had any job in consultancy for most of my time as an MP, but then I became the father of a child with severe disabilities who needs 24/7 care" Lib Dem leader Ed Davey tells #R4Wato he needed to increase his income to look after his son

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@thinwhitejew

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Abolish the monarchy and replace Buckingham palace with these pics but giant

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@thinwhitejew

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my 14 year old sister is having a party right now n her mates keep asking me if I want to get ‘feral with the girls’

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@thinwhitejew

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🎉 🎊

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@thinwhitejew

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I came to uni off the back of my dad being given 8 yrs in prison, spent two years the most suicidal I’ve ever been, got diagnosed with bpd, then my brother died and I thought I wouldn’t finish but I’ve finished :) and I’m proud of my 80% average

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@thinwhitejew

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Got photobombed by cat today; good job he’s absolutely gorgeous

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@thinwhitejew

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These plants are my life’s work

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@thinwhitejew

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Can’t believe I used to HATE my profile. Literally for what reason. I’m jealous of everyone who gets to see me from this angle

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@thinwhitejew

2 years

sorry but withington is definitely the cultural hub of Manchester cos on my road alone we have the rashford mural, a funeral directors called YOLO (you only leave once) and a hardware shop called only tools and horses

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