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Michael James Schneider

@BLCKSMTHdesign

4 years

i put on my fancy sweatpants to make this (quote by @jennyjaffe )

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Michael James Schneider

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6 years

wow this tea is brisk today

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Michael James Schneider

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6 years

i do not have a boyfriend so i made one out of boxes of wine

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Michael James Schneider

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5 years

why not both

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Michael James Schneider

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every time i get a breaking news alert

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Michael James Schneider

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6 years

my boyfriend i made out of boxes of wine took me to the garden and surprised me...guys i said YES!!!

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Michael James Schneider

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4 years

out of office reply

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Michael James Schneider

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5 years

gay twitter pay attention

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Michael James Schneider

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i can’t believe i have to protest nazis in 2019

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Michael James Schneider

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4 years

i don’t know who needs to hear this but

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Michael James Schneider

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4 years

no one: me trying to get my cats attention in my empty apartment:

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Michael James Schneider

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4 years

compassion matters (quote by Kayla Chadwick)

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Michael James Schneider

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6 years

“do more inspirational photos” they said

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Michael James Schneider

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3 years

(sometimes it’s okay to celebrate small victories)

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Michael James Schneider

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4 years

new year resolution; who’s with me‽

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Michael James Schneider

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5 years

new year’s resolution- can i get an amen

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Michael James Schneider

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6 years

me (during sex): hurt me him: you cat doesn’t actually love you, it’s just a set of survival tools evolved to elicit sympathy me: wait- him: if you died in your apartment right now your cat would wait maybe a few hours before starting to eat your soft tissues me: please stop

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Michael James Schneider

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4 years

i reuse the balloons, and use different colored ones. I photoshop them to match each other, so i don’t have to buy more (they’re not great for the environment)

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Michael James Schneider

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5 years

i was quiet when the plane landed and the crew held a party for me

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Michael James Schneider

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6 years

guys I made one

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Michael James Schneider

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5 years

be an ally, all day every day #TransVisibilityDay

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Michael James Schneider

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4 years

live laugh love

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Michael James Schneider

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2 years

manifesting this in 2022 (quote by @stephenszczerba )

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Michael James Schneider

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4 years

siri play truth hurts by lizzo (quote by @dozyhrs )

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Michael James Schneider

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5 years

a dish best served cold

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Michael James Schneider

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6 years

gay for carbs

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Michael James Schneider

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2 years

bless this mess (quote by @GlennonDoyle )

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Michael James Schneider

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6 years

don’t mind me just living my best lyfe

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Michael James Schneider

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4 years

...oh...

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Michael James Schneider

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5 years

i do not have a boyfriend so i made one out of boxes of wine and married him

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Michael James Schneider

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6 years

i went to the doctor and all they gave me were these hard-to-swallow pills

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Michael James Schneider

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6 years

staying fit 2gether is so important to me and my boyfriend i made out of boxes of wine

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Michael James Schneider

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4 years

working grass hero

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Michael James Schneider

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6 years

me and my boyfriend I made out of boxed wine had the best weekend thank u for asking

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Michael James Schneider

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2 years

i cannot believe this was only a year ago

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Michael James Schneider

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4 years

hey buds, how’s it growin’?

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Michael James Schneider

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5 years

i made this cake out of a mean tweet about me jokes on you i hate myself more lol

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Michael James Schneider

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4 years

going to the dentist; have a truth ache

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Michael James Schneider

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5 years

I love fall 🍂🍁 comfy sweaters, hayrides, the smell of impeachment in the crisp air

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Michael James Schneider

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2 years

healing is sexy (quote by @stephenszczerba )

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Michael James Schneider

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5 years

can you hear me NOW‽

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Michael James Schneider

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4 years

pandemic vacations be like

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Michael James Schneider

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2 years

it’s a marathon not a sprint (quote by @stephenszczerba )

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Michael James Schneider

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4 years

i don’t know who need to hear this but

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Michael James Schneider

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1 year

working in retail this week like

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Michael James Schneider

@BLCKSMTHdesign

6 years

if you wanna be my lover, you gotta

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Michael James Schneider

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6 years

omg my boyfriend i made out of boxes of wine surprised me with a trip to nyc i am so happy

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Michael James Schneider

@BLCKSMTHdesign

4 years

i saw this listing for the most ridiculous influencer hat ever so i bought it and recreated the photos in the listing

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Michael James Schneider

@BLCKSMTHdesign

3 years

🚨48 today🚨

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Michael James Schneider

@BLCKSMTHdesign

4 years

♥️wow they learn so fast♥️

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Michael James Schneider

@BLCKSMTHdesign

4 years

who needs therapy when u can just go viral

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Michael James Schneider

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5 years

gay for carbs

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Michael James Schneider

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2 years

new year’s resolution

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Michael James Schneider

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4 years

i don’t know who needs to hear this but

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Michael James Schneider

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4 years

now or never

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Michael James Schneider

@BLCKSMTHdesign

6 years

my boyfriend i made out of boxes of wine and i spent an amazing weekend at the beach luckily we had our camera

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Michael James Schneider

@BLCKSMTHdesign

4 years

i and my boyfriend i made out of boxes of wine are keeping busy indoors: repainting our bedroom, organizing closets, taking care of li’l Zin. Stay inside everyone!

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Michael James Schneider

@BLCKSMTHdesign

4 years

grattitude adjustment

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Michael James Schneider

@BLCKSMTHdesign

6 years

me and my boyfriend i made out of boxes of wine have four couples costume ideas which one should we pick

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Michael James Schneider

@BLCKSMTHdesign

3 years

crumb and get it

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Michael James Schneider

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6 years

all photos by @Coleito

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Michael James Schneider

@BLCKSMTHdesign

5 years

mute, block.

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Michael James Schneider

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4 years

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Michael James Schneider

@BLCKSMTHdesign

4 years

election season reminder (quote by @Ayishat_Akanbi )

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Michael James Schneider

@BLCKSMTHdesign

4 years

no deal was reached

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Michael James Schneider

@BLCKSMTHdesign

4 years

study break (model: Sarah-Marie White)

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Michael James Schneider

@BLCKSMTHdesign

2 years

🐸☕️

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Michael James Schneider

@BLCKSMTHdesign

6 years

has anyone seen my tea where did i leave it

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Michael James Schneider

@BLCKSMTHdesign

5 years

pop quiz

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Michael James Schneider

@BLCKSMTHdesign

6 years

“i made this cute scarf from all the red flags you gave me”

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Michael James Schneider

@BLCKSMTHdesign

6 years

hi conservative members of the Supreme Court i made you a cake i hope u like it

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Michael James Schneider

@BLCKSMTHdesign

6 years

WAKANDA FUREVER

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Michael James Schneider

@BLCKSMTHdesign

5 years

this sign keeps following me around i wonder why

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Michael James Schneider

@BLCKSMTHdesign

4 years

mistaken identity

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Michael James Schneider

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6 years

oh no

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Michael James Schneider

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4 years

COVID conspiracy theorists are like

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Michael James Schneider

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5 years

time to take out the trash

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Michael James Schneider

@BLCKSMTHdesign

5 years

exit stage left

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Michael James Schneider

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4 years

if you have to leave your house, please wear a mask. when you come home, please wash your hands

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Michael James Schneider

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5 years

i went to this bakery but all they served me was tea

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Michael James Schneider

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5 years

went to target in texas with my mom and decided to make people mad 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Michael James Schneider

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6 years

@andreabellemare Thank you so so much! We had fun taking them, he’s so photogenic 😍

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Michael James Schneider

@BLCKSMTHdesign

6 years

i don’t have a soundclown but if you want to mute me on another platform here’s my instagram

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Michael James Schneider

@BLCKSMTHdesign

4 years

hi i found a listing for the most ridiculous hat ever and reader, i bought it

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Michael James Schneider

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Michael James Schneider

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5 years

i spent my first christmas with my boyfriend i made out of boxes of wine we r so happy

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Michael James Schneider

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4 years

the only thing flat-earthers fear is sphere itself

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Michael James Schneider

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5 years

don’t mince words just spell it out for me

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Michael James Schneider

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5 years

won Best Passenger 2019

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Michael James Schneider

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6 years

no tea no shade

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Michael James Schneider

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3 years

growing growing gone

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Michael James Schneider

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Michael James Schneider

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3 years

grattitude adjustment

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5 years

waste management

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Michael James Schneider

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5 years

me and my boyfriend i made out of boxes of wine are getting married this weekend we hope you can come

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Michael James Schneider

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4 years

quaratine relationship status: happily taken

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Michael James Schneider

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5 years

S🙄 BRAVE

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don’t grow away mad just grow away

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