Bringing back one of my favorite threads to make every year.
I present to you, NFL players and their fictional character look-a-likes:
1. Josh Allen: Doug
Joe Burrow did this and actually completed the pass, everyone complained that it was an incompletion.
Patty Mahomes does it for an incompletion and it’s the greatest thing since sliced bread.
Bias.
@barstoolsports
What does a kickers halftime game plan look like? “Hey Evan make the kicks you attempt”
Quit looking for a story when nothings there lol.
On Friday night, the Brewers trolled Elly De La Cruz with a score board fun fact that said “not actually the fastest man in the world” while he was batting.
On Saturday night he stole 2nd, 3rd, and home within 2 pitches.
Lol.
🚨 RECORD WATCH 🚨
#Bengals
QB Jake Browning only needs 88,565 passing yards next Sunday in their game vs the
#Colts
to surpass Tom Brady as the all time leader.
Can he make history next Sunday?
List of teams in the NFL that have 3+ wins against teams with 5 or more wins:
Cincinnati Bengals
Baltimore Ravens
That’s it, that’s the whole list. The AFC north is legit. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
Today, Bart Scott, live on air, blamed Tee Higgins for last nights tragic event.
Let’s rewind just over a year- to week 16 last year, when Bart had this to say about Burrow.
“He gonna get the rib shot, he gonna get the head shot, he gonna get the neck shot”
It’s disgusting.
Look at the way each QB1 handled the playoff loss:
Murray: Complains that he is taking too much of the blame, throws a fit on social media.
Burrow: Blames the loss on himself despite his offensive line giving up 7 sacks in the second half.
Leaders are made off the field.
Brandon Allen only needs 612 passing touchdowns on Sunday to pass Tom Brady (621) for the most all time.
Something to look out for on Sunday football fans 👀
The episode of “Quarterback” season 2 where Joe Burrow proposes to Olivia is gonna be the reason so many husbands convince their wives to watch the show with them.
You’re doing good things for all the men out there- oh, and congratulations!
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨
The Cincinnati Reds have signed super-fan Patrick Kinman (
@Patchman513
) to a life time contract. This move looks good for the Redlegs as Kinman (18) has an off the field relationship with Rookie of the Year Jonathan India.
Stay excited
#Reds
fans.
“jOe BuRrOw iS jUsT tHrOwS tO WiDe OpEn ReCiEvErS”
I love Jake Browning, but he isn’t making plays like this. It’s so weird to me that last nights game has people taking shots at Burrow.
Good luck with your disaster of a team tho, Chargers fans.
In the last week we’ve witnessed:
• The cycle
• A perfect game
• A pitcher hitting 2 home runs while striking out 10 batters on the mound
Baseball is so back
If this really is it for Tyler Boyd in Cincinnati, he finishes his Bengal career with exactly 513 receptions, and there’s just something so romantic about that.
Respect to 83 for everything he gave to this city over the years.
If you’re mad at a defensive lineman for sacking Tua Tugovailoa and not the Dolphins organization for allowing him to play you should probably find a new sport to watch.
Nothing about this play was dirty.
The Browns just paid Jerry Juedy (who has never had a 1,000 yard season) 19M per year.
The Bengals have added the following players for a total of 14.71M:
S Geno Stone (2-yrs/$14M)
RB Zack Moss (2-yrs/$8M)
TE Mike Gesicki (1-yr/$2.5M)
S Vonn Bell (1-yr/$1.21M)
Lol.
Zac Taylor has been exposed in the worst ways possible by Burrow not bailing him out every week.
You should probably start the search for a new HC now.
The Bengals Defense over the last 11 quarters of football:
7 forced turnovers
1 touchdown allowed
This defense doesn’t get enough credit for what they’ve done the last few games 🔒🔒🔒
October 31st, 2013: Giovanni Bernard gifted us with one of the best plays in Bengals history.
I had always liked the Bengals, but this was a play that helped me fall in love.
Bengals play it safe:
Fans: “WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS IS OUR WINDOW WE NEED TO DRAFT TO WIN NOW”
Bengals take riskier, high ceiling players:
Fans: “WHAT ARE YOU DOING WE NEED TO EXTEND OUR WINDOW”
You people are miserable to interact with.