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justin currie

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5 years

THE UNITED KINGDOM IS ABOUT TO ELIDE BORIS JOHNSON, THE MOST MENDACIOUS POLITICIAN OF HIS AGE, INTO NUMBER TEN. YOU UTTER, UTTER FOOLS. HE’S POISON, HE’S ROTTEN VENISON, HE’S VERMIN, HE’S A SCRATCHCARD CANAL CUNT, HE’S A TAILCAT, HE’S A COP-CAR RIDING SEWER RAT, HE’S JUNK.

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In other news, Del Amitri are on TOP OF THE POPS TONIGHT, BBC4 at 7:30!!! Thirty years on, 55 years old and I’m still excited.

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3 years

I’m going to retire here and sell whiskey through the window.

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6 years

Robbie Williams is terribly hard to look at. His whole countenance is redolent of an unsolved child murder in a car park in Mansfield. He has the charisma of a TV talkshow sofa and lacks so much of the charm essential to the light entertainer that he makes me suicidal.

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4 years

Lockdown has not been kind to us.

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3 years

Thank you Andrew Sinclair for posting this. First ever gig!

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4 years

That’s where I’ve been for three years. Trying to write an album for you. I’ve got five. First one comes out this year. Hoping March. Now fuck off in the meantime, I’m getting ready.

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3 years

Zut alors!!!

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3 years

I’m not saying Signing is fun But will be worth it If it is Number One.

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5 years

The Queen’s a cunt and so are you for liking her.

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6 years

The rights to WILF, my first solo album, have reverted to me after ten years. I’ve just re-released it across the digital domain. Have a fresh listen, I’m still very proud of it.

What Is Love For

Justin Currie · Album · 2007 · 12 songs.

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3 years

Signing 800 of these today. Whoever gets this one — the sentiment is entirely sincere.

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4 years

Hello.

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4 years

Cure for lockdown loneliness.

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6 years

The vinyl has arrived!!!!

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10 years

I HAVE CHANGED MY MIND: I HAVE VOTED YES TO INDEPENDENCE. http://t.co/WAt64sTnPW

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6 years

Took a photo in my hotel mirror from my bed on extreme zoom. Looks like the worst Jack Vettriano ever.

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3 years

Del Amitri announce the formation of a breakaway musical genre, “ROP”. This combination of “Rock” and “Pop” will be streamed exclusively on the internet platform, ROPRADIO. £29:99 per month. So far it’s us, Travis and Bonnie Tyler. £250 for every act that defects.

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2 years

Goodbye for now.

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4 years

Not only is this the best version of the song, it is by far the best version of any song I’ve written by anybody. They get the song, they deliver it and they make it their own. Here’s to the Doc. Driving With The Brakes On - Doc Walker via @YouTube

Driving With The Brakes On - Doc Walker

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6 years

Look. I’m actually smiling.

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5 years

Happy New Year, people. Knives, lorries and cars. Bombs, tanks and land mines. Planes. Missiles. Armies. And still, what threatens us most is poverty. There’s an answer to that. Invest, heavily, in public services.

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6 years

Perfect use of apostrophe but absolutely disastrous use of commas at Bob’s Record Mart in Nottingham.

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7 years

These old twats gigging next year.

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7 years

The joy of self-release. Preparing press copies of home-made CD-Rs. Feel like I'm 17 again.

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4 years

You’re a fucking cunt.

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6 years

Test pressings for What Is Love For arrived last week. I’m as excited as a scent-struck puppy. It’s 11 years since its release, not 10. Sounds wonderful on vinyl. Might have it manufactured by Christmas if we’re lucky.

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6 years

I’m going to have this piece of fanmail framed. Thanks, Oliver. WILF is pre-orderable on vinyl from today. Out on December 7th.

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10 years

What would you do? http://t.co/ymoQjgaVEm

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3 years

Fascinating article in this month’s Classic Pop magazine. Available from all quality newsagents now. “Are my eyes really brown?”

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4 years

Immense storytelling, opalescent lyrical artistry tragically intoned. Outstandingly naked.

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3 years

Rita has picked up a used nicotine patch. She’s wired and begging for a beer. I’m calling the Cat Protection. Before you know it she’ll be on 20 Rothman King Size a day.

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4 years

Sharing #myfestivememory to help @PlaylistForLife raise awareness of the power of music for people living with dementia.

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3 years

I’ll be live tweeting the Eurovision Song Contest from 20:00 BST for as long as I can suffer it.

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5 years

Glasgow is the greatest city in the world. By a long, long chalk.

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4 years

If the future’s not looking good. Looking a wee bit cancelled. I’ll tell you what you can do. Fire the management.

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5 years

#NewProfilePic

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7 years

Nice of the record industry to be so kind to George Michael after treating him like shit when he was alive.

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10 years

Fact is this:The Scottish people, at this point in history, would be simply insane to decline a chance to take destiny into their own hands.

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3 years

I’m so stoned I just wrote a lullaby for my cat.

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9 years

Mhairi Black: SNP MP's maiden speech in full Made ME cry. Shame no one from Labour was there to hear genuine passion. http://t.co/CHJHA4rfkL

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3 years

Thanks for the company all. I’m making some scran! All Hail Blind Love! Jx

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6 years

Group perform world’s most uncoordinated bow last night in Newcastle.

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2 years

This just fell out of my copy of Dragnet, the second album by the Fall. Glaswegians will understand. PS It’s still wonderful.

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3 years

As a musician (well, I’m a member of the MU) do I get a week off when Bob Dylan dies? Or do we just soldier on? And what about McCartney? Am I supposed to pretend that life is the same? When Ringo dies. Is there a state funeral? Or do we just keep on rocking?

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4 years

Ooh look! We’re public!

Close Your Eyes and Think of England

Del Amitri · Song · 2020

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4 years

1. I think so. 2. Hang gliding accident. 3. People of the Lake. 4. Indie Noir.

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4 years

Oooh, angry look to camera 1 in last verse. Very effective. You tit.

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3 years

Iceland. Real strings. Quirky beat, quirky look. Pure pop. Disappointing half-time pre-chorus section. I cannot deny this has charm. And they resemble real humans. The singer looks like he’d be a charming host of an Air BnB hut on hill.

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6 years

“Is this the queue for the number 15?”

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6 years

Golf is tiddlywinks for cunts.

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4 years

It’s still outstanding. Lyrics arbitrary, tunes inspired. Offertory noise.

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6 years

Attacked by Space Invaders.

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3 years

Aw dad…it’s ok. Did you shit yourself again?

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2 years

Euro blog Day 11

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3 years

Today’s breakfast accident.

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4 years

£15:99

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6 years

Hey ho. Another day another dollar. What fresh hell is this? People think it’s easy writing songs, lazing about, making your own schedule. They don’t know they’re born. This daily view depresses me. It is the prison yard. I’m innocent. Life is so unfair.

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4 years

My name is Boris P’Feffle Jonson. AND I AM A CUNT

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2 years

Me. Last night. Let’s get back to the Beatles.

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4 years

Incandescent, sublime, outrageous, lupine, angular, timeless, intricate, oblique, never-bettered.

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6 years

Tonite! Men standing up! Singing and that.

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5 years

If I was going to eat alone I wouldn’t go to a “super posh” restaurant: that’d be weird. Spending all that money on only yourself? I’d go somewhere that most likely already had ketchup on the table. It’d be more comfortable for everyone all round. I find Ed sad.

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6 years

#Puerilevision I’d like to suggest that should there ever be an independent Scotland, it is enshrined in our constitution that our Eurovision entry every year is Wet Wet Wet’s Sweet Little Mystery performed by the Krankies.

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6 years

I’d like to wish all my English friends and fans the very best of luck in the World Cup Third Place Play-off Final in St Petersburg on Saturday. Come on England!

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2 years

EVERYTHING. I DO. IS MODELLED. ON THE BEATLES.

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8 years

She gives me a shopping list. I open it in Tesco and this is what I see.

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3 years

I think this was 1982 but not sure.

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3 years

UK. The perennial whipping boys. Only the five writers. What did they all do? Truly awful cheesetastic stomper. Dressed like a drug dealer who has found Jesus. Lame beyond redemption.

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7 years

Fuck me number 7! Does that mean the album at number six sold thirty two copies?

AIM

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7 years

New in this wk's Indie Albums chart: @thejustincurrie (7) @NKOTB (10) @WeAreInglorious (18) @BobsBurgersFOX (20)

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5 years

It was bad enough with the lunatics. Now the imbeciles have taken over the asylum.

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7 years

Just got out of van in Islington and saw this. Cunts.

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7 years

“Star”? Are they taking the fucking piss?

The Sunday Post

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Former Del Amitri star @TheJustinCurrie on early influences, his new solo album and returning home

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10 years

Tour complaint No.33 Bath mirror too small to write band name in cocaine. Unless you're U2, who are cunts. http://t.co/3HFtRqyx7U

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2 years

Fuck I could murder a Guinness right now.

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4 years

Right. Going through record collection backwards from Z. All reviews have to be nine words long starting with the letters that spell ISOLATION.

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3 years

Germany. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!

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8 years

How sad that a good proportion of 17 million UK voters went for Leave for that most iniquitous of motivations: fear of foreigners.

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3 years

Had a dream last night that the new Teenage Fanclub single started with some jangle, segued into an upright bass solo before ending on a drum stomp over which Norman and Raymond chanted “Chicken shack!” It was genius. Like Bohemian Rhapsody played by children.

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4 years

Insurrectionary; sometimes overlooked. Lethally angry, totally inflammable, obstreperous, naked.

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2 years

More US tour blog here.

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3 years

UK, encouragingly still on...zilch.

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6 years

Lampard has ripped his shirt off and is shoving it into his anus. Rio’s toes have caught fire. Lineker is laughing and weeping hysterically. Shearer has had a spontaneous sex change. The police are called. They simply can’t contain themselves.

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1 year

Show day, Melbourne

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2 years

I’ve decided to accept the kind invitation from @elonmusk to join his mission to Mars. They’ll need a musician to be part of their master race. They’ve bought me a Stadivarius. I plan to set it on fire on the approach before they despoil that virgin world.

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4 years

Humankind should have a big meeting and admit, “We’ve had a good run” and shoot itself in the head.

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5 years

This happy coincidence went unremarked upon in today’s Pointless. Someone should be fired.

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6 years

We’re thrilled to announce that we have added two shows at @TheBarrowlands to our summer tour on July 28th & 29th. Tickets go onsale 9am on Friday morning at the following link: #excited #livemusic #Glasgow @regularmusicuk

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@thejustincurrie

4 years

Even Rita has given up the ghost.

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4 years

Charles Rawlings-Way’s book on Del Amitri has been issued on audiobook. We did not sell 6 million albums by any metric. We did not tour with Morrissey. Neither did we “crack” the US. We smeared a trace of yolk on its boots. As an advert, this post is redundant as it doesn’t lie.

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1 year

Sydney

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6 years

In case you missed it. Best thing me and Craig Martin did. Little Stars, Live at Mrs.Craig's House via @YouTube

Little Stars, Live at Mrs.Craig's House

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5 years

I find Ed sad He eats alone among the rich But orders ketchup to show he is A super earthy authentic lad. I find Ed sad He eats apart from band and crew But orders ketchup as if to prove He thinks and acts like me and you. I find Ed sad.

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4 years

Invigorating, soulful, ordered, lethal artistry. Ten iterations occupationally nailed.

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5 years

I’m not sure if I can do anymore of these vegan health food shopping lists.

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6 years

Following superb goal from Lingard, Shearer has to be carried from the studio so a sedative can be administered. Rio is actually biting his own shoe to prevent excessive frothing. Lampard is rubbing his crotch against Gary’s elbow.

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6 years

“Angels” is a song written by cynics for idiots to cry to in tawdry nightspots for eternity. It is the limp and insipid anthem of the ignorant. It is a pure form of hell. It is excrement on Red Bull. Which bodes well for this particular sporting event.

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2 years

I’ve looked at world, sized it up and I’ve come to conclusion I want to be a drug addict. I know it’s going to be rough. Any recommendations?

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2 years

Amy Winehouse’s death has been a disaster for all singers. Not only can we no longer pretend we can deal — we can no longer pretend to be singers. I miss her dreadfully because I used to be a singer while she lived. Now I’m just a dustbin of sweat.

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