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@Chelseafc
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@abena_xxx
@barrister_nofi
No we don't.
The sweetness of how a meal tastes is not about how long the spoon is but more about how spiced up the food itself is. Long spoon or short spoon a bad food will always taste like dog piss.
Welcome to my Ted Talk
Gboyega Oyetola will probably go down as the most unpopular tenant of the Okefia government house. No street cred, no enegry, ko si oratory to gbayi, ko si project that can shout for him na just fight TOP, share gaari, commission aperin and Inshallah.
Slay Queen, how can you talk from Ìdo Osun, to Oja-Oba ?
Annoyingly loud, scattered and meaningless conversations inside Korope on a Monday morning.
WTFF was that ?
Osogbo probably has the funniest street names.
What in the world is orita elelede, ori oke pure water, Oke abesu, Alekuwodo, Idi seke, kobo ni gbogbo e, Oke oni tea, kelebe, Olude 🤨
You will be in your room all day and be shouting Osogbo is boring Osogbo is boring. Is it that we are supposed to bring the Osogbo experience to your room pelu Quibolt habi Waka4me ni.
Oluwo of Iwo, HIM Oba Abdulrosheed Adewale Akanbi, Visits Olaiya Flyover to commemorate with the people of Osogbo on the completion of this important tourist site that exalts all the virtues of an Omoluabi.........🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
#SARS
stopped me at Okefia asked for my ID, checked my bag, checked my phones after seeing nothing they then asked where is the receipt of your wrist watch. Mo fho anyhow las las I had to drop 3k for settelment sha.
..This was a year ago, I gave up on Nigeria since then
#EndSARS
@OtunbaCoffee
@IamAmzi
While the £60M fraud is busy having clean sheets DeGea was busy opening his yansh lyk Olosho Egbeda.
Degea's 4th clean sheet of the season is only better than Leno.
Kepa,Ederson nd Allison are miles ahead.
Bcs Olosho no gree open yansh one day doesnt mean she has changed hustle.
If your vibe is Alekuwodo, drink alcohol at parties, played video games, go to Jamb lessons to bomb fine Oscco, Ataoja , Roseful and Ebunoluwa girls and play football with Nigerite, Sharp strikers, Surprise, Everton or Golden boys, we were probably friends in the early 2000’s.
Good morning Osogbo,
@InsideOsogbo
I have 300 size 9 blocks and a payload of gravel I'm hoping to sell for some cash. They were excesses off a project that I just completed. Please make me an offer.
This is why nobody takes una for Osogbo serious. Awon career activists has divided the
#June12Protest
and carried the crowd to go and prostrate for the governor at Aurora..
Omo..My omo is Omod in 1 trillion times
@Osogbostories
@InsideOsogbo
Orange Berets are converging for their revolution now protest disguised as
#EndSARS
#EndPoliceBrutalityinNigeria
protesters and they've promised total lockdown of Osogbo by blocking Oke-fia, Olaiya and Abeere.
Do with this info what you like!
February 2021,
Olaiya Flyover to be Completed in 9 months.
January 2022,
Osun to Rehabilitate 200KM of roads with 1bn
February 2022,
Oyetola releases N958 million for pension
Real governance in Osun started February Last Year, 18 months to seeking a second term.
Osogbo girls will so bill you that in weeks your destiny will start screaming temporary unable to disable Cash.
The new craze now is dressing peng to Capital Sharwama to collect order number. They'd then sit around hoping a familiar face comes around to foot the bill.
Thank you for being the incredible person that you are, I wish you love, I wish you happiness, I wish you your wildest dreams.
Eyan temi
@Adeifemide
happy birthday
Osogbo girls too love free money. Dem know wan know what job you do, before dey come greet you for house just go Sabo and change 10k to Dollars then put the Bills on your reading table. Na that night una two go start marriage talks and when do you see yourself in 5 years things.
When Gov Abiola Ajimobi said Education is for the rich we all thought he was kidding.
Lautech tuition goes straight up from 65k to between 200k to 300k.
Indeed Koseleri ni ipinle Oyo.
@segalinks
@eLDeeTheDon
@Omojuwa
@Burmese_Tyga
The Osun State Commissioner of Police, CP Olawale Olokode, advised parents and guardians to warn their wards against any UNNECESSARY PROTEST AND PROCESSION in the State that could cause break down of law and order, adding that the Command will not tolerate any act of lawlessness.
Life’s a party, live it to the fullest!!!!
Come have the best experience at
#OsogboSocialMediaRave
🗓 Dec 16th, 12pm
📍 Obaloluwa garden, Dada estate
🎟 2000 |
Y'all sisters be on Twitter steady dragging Osogbo married men, while in real life y'all be sitting by their table at Graffiti devouring your Eja Odo ati Hollandia order off their tab. Ok 😂😂😂 I thought we agreed these folks are bad boys and nobody should sit close to them.
We are thankful for the unity of our community across all platforms. That is why we are having
#OsogboSocialMediaRave
to celebrate our exploits in interactions and our conquests in friendships.
🗓 Dec 16th ,2023
📍 Obaloluwa garden, Dada Estate.
🎫 2000
So many white women on Osogbo tinder.
You'd see Mildred 2Miles away, Kaitlyn 11 Miles away, Mercedes 14 miles away habi USA don later colonize Osogbo that no one told about ni?
Osogbo, I'd be hosting a house party in 2 Saturdays from now. I'd be showcasing all the games I have in plan for
@OSMrave
2.0 billed for 18th of December
📍 Omobolanle
🎫 a bottle of whatever gets you high.
The pepper soup pelu assorted is on the house.
Exit before 8pm is 1k
Hi guys!! i’ve finally started my mini jewelry business. Rings, Watches, Chains, studs and all other exotic jewelleries I sell them all.
Edakun e patronize mi. I'd start uploading wares from tommorow but first check these ones out.
Today is the day.😌💃
#OsogboSocialMediaRave
The stories you’ll be told will not be anywhere close to the amount of fun we'd have, be here for fun. Let’s rave!!. Red carpet starts by 12pm, ticket still
#2000
naira and available at the entrance.
📍 Obaloluwa garden, Dada estate
Everywhere with siren blasting loud.
I trust my Gboyega he go soon declare curfew making it look like he is trying to solve the insecurity problem meanwhile na
#June12Protest
he wan take am avert.
This new year, I need a pretty girlfriend with only 2 hobbies.
1.Hanging out with me
2.Waiting to hang out with me
Please help me RT, my prospective might be on your TL.
Osogbo, you're invited to the ultimate gaming experience. Come chill with Y'all faves, they are sweet on twitter, are they great on consoles and boards too ?
Games, networking, cash prizes to be won and of course, house party with baddies after.
@iam_doctormayor
, our rematch?
Normal we suppose dey take note of plates numbers of these Korope riders wey dey do hire for dem
#EndSARS
so that we can give them bastard beating at the end of their day's Job..
How can you bring 3 Korope's to come and extort inside Bolanle melo gan ni gbogbo Korope Osogbo?
Dear Osogbo mutuals,
I hope you had an amazing night, please be kind enough to invite me to any owambe (s) that you would be attending Today.
Yours Sincerely
Alaafin Osogbo
If you're in
@InsideOsogbo
and you're thinking of starting a podcast where we’d just be high af and cruising on completely non serious matters. No gender or political war, just cruise and educative relatable lifestyle trends. Hola at me, I'd love to be your co-host.
Football viewing center boards in Isale-Osun be like,
Sheffield vs Leeds 12:00 pm
Tottenham vs NewCastle 2:00pm
Mancity Leicester pm 4:30pm
Big brother 2020 final (Laycon vs Nengi) 7:00pm
This Bikeman for Agunbelewo wore so much gear that I had to ask if he was going to take me on the ride on a powerbike las las yaasin even Keke overtake us for ringroad 🤣🤣🤣