Lizzy @thedirtbird Twitter profile

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Lizzy

@thedirtbird

5 years

John Goodman? More like John Goodactor. He’s a good actor

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Lizzy

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2 years

When you are craving sushi and then you eat sushi… that’s a top 5 human experience

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I love watching glass blowing videos because the process is so thrilling and beautiful and mesmerizing and then they show the final product and it’s the ugliest piece of shit I ever saw

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Ireland is so funny because I couldn’t tell from the commercials that it was set in the past

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100 years ago today, Colm Doherty decided he no longer wanted to be friends with Pádraic Súilleabháin

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Lizzy

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2 years

Made one

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3 years

Me after I tweet anything

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9 years

Jelly. Baby needs jelly. http://t.co/mnl8CAul46

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4 years

@MariaDeCotis When I had a polyp in my uterus, I asked my doctor follow up questions like, does this lead to other health issues or can this be prevented in the future somehow and the doctor was basically like 🤷🏻‍♀️. It’s shocking how little research there is for women’s health

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Lizzy

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8 years

Is this a poster for Matt Damon's birthday

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2 years

Send her to euphoria high

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Lizzy

@thedirtbird

5 years

Kamala Harris figured out the way to get paid on a UCB stage

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Kamala Harris to hold "fireside chat" fundraiser at UCB Theatre

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Lizzy

@thedirtbird

2 years

Logan Roy doesn’t have social media so he told me to share this

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Lizzy

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3 years

@itsdannyneary I think the point is she does get that it’s worse

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3 years

You have no idea how this tiktok is going to end

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Lizzy

@thedirtbird

5 years

Comedy isn’t about pushing boundaries, it’s about Conan O’Brien playing 19th century baseball

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Lizzy

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4 years

If they don’t want us to be socialists they shouldn’t have made Robin Hood so hot

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Lizzy

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1 year

@hellogcoo Melania is really killing me here

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2 years

@DurtMcHurtt

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1 year

This is really doing a lot for me

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Lizzy

@thedirtbird

7 years

Narrator: It wasn't

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Lizzy

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1 year

@podriasertudrug It would help to see the movie I’m sure

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Lizzy

@thedirtbird

5 years

@wwwdotyoutube Oh my god

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Lizzy

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2 years

These hold up

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Lizzy

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1 year

I’ll never stop saying it!

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3 years

do y’all have “forbidden” pairs you think look alike but also know NO one else is gonna agree?

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7 years

[to the tune of "Bitch" by Meredith Brooks] 🎶 I'm a bitch I'm a bitch I'm a bitch I'm a bitch I'm a bitch I'm a bitch 🎶

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5 years

@HerculesJeremy @annaesilman Or.... get dog food?

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5 years

Barney is always live action

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5 years

'Barney' live-action movie in the works from #DanielKaluuya and @Mattel

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3 years

New Batman villain dropped

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😹 laughing-cat + 🤬 cursing + 🎩 hat =

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What's your favorite 30 Rock joke?

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@JakeWallinger ? This was a shirt Rihanna sold for the Super Bowl

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4 years

Me when I stub my pinky toe

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3 years

I’m at a liberal coffee shop and everyone is talking about how much they hate dr. Seuss

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4 years

Weekend is for depression, weekdays are for anxiety. It’s called compartmentalizing!!!

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1 year

@CiaranoBeachain Ohkay…

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5 years

me in gym class

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8 years

the knock knock joke is coming from inside the house

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3 years

@thehill How is the 1619 project debunked

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1 year

It’s so funny how much this is resonating

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4 years

I’m proposing to serve the rest of my quarantine on Oscar Isaac’s lap

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4 years

BREAKING: Ghislaine Maxwell proposes that she serve her pretrial detention in a luxury Manhattan hotel.

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5 years

@wwwdotyoutube I can’t look away

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3 years

I made my first pie and it went really well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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3 years

Kinda want to go to the stock footage festival

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3 years

I want to update Twitter to say that I’m currently catsitting a cat who mostly hisses at me but today she let me pet her for the first time 👍🏻

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7 years

Oh my god the name of this store

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2 years

Follow up: my avocado-intolerant ass flew too close to the sun 😩

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4 years

Me: lol Bloomberg spent all that money just to make a fool of himself Also me: *takes improv classes for years*

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3 years

@sh_wnee @legalguardian_ @sistersome These are so much uglier wow

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Lizzy

@thedirtbird

4 years

Student loan forgiveness doesn’t go far enough. Let’s make college illegal

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@thedirtbird

1 year

@siobhanpt1 Know*

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@thedirtbird

3 years

Possibly my favorite 30 Rock joke

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@thedirtbird

8 years

what if the string quartet playing as the Titanic sank was actually an improv team. idk, diff vibe for sure!!!!!!!

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@thedirtbird

3 years

Just leave New York. You don’t have to make a proclamation about it

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@thedirtbird

6 years

Oh no she figured out who she can punch down to!!!!!

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4 years

Whoa

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@thedirtbird

8 years

I think my mom is working on something dope

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3 years

RT if you’re really tired rn but will def be awake at 3 am

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@thedirtbird

7 years

@maddangerous @shodell Shannon, no way this can go wrong

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1 year

@TeddyDothRoar Ireland is perfect

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7 years

The second rule of fight club is let's all have fun out there guys

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Lizzy

@thedirtbird

8 years

this metaphor is too on point, I would say be more subtle in the rewrite

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#BREAKING : 2 bald eagles stuck in drain on Goldenrod and Curry Ford. Watch live here:

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5 years

Can’t wait to read this on my phoney

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J.D. Salinger’s Catcher in the Rye will be published as an ebook for the first time

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6 years

I have 2 very specific needs!!!!!

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7 years

hearing brand new gossip vs hearing gossip you already knew

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10 months

This looks like a still from the movie where it turns out the line judge is a trained assassin

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@SophLouiseHall

10 months

Oh to be sexy Rachel Weisz and sexy Daniel Craig watching the Wimbledon Men's Final in their nice sunglasses

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5 years

@realDonaldTrump wHaTeVeR hApPeNeD tO gLoBaL wArMiNg

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4 years

You ever drink water and feel your cells sighing in relief

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6 years

Happy birthday to my very real crush, Carl Sagan

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1 year

@FCardamenis “I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!” —Grandpa Simpson

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4 years

Cats work in BODEGAS. Dogs work as COPS. Can’t deny these facts

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3 years

@intothecrevasse I once watched a q&a Jason Reitman did with college students and someone asked him what advice he had for aspiring filmmakers and he said “be the son of a famous director.” I appreciated it

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1 year

To be even clearer: I haven’t seen this movie and I’m only talking about the commercials

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8 years

yes Bill Clinton had a grand ole time with the balloons but Al Gore is weeping at the waste

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1 year

This is the kind of sports journalism I crave

Astro Bebs

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moon in libra forming a conjunction to Messi’s midheaven as Argentina took the World Cup

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7 years

Social Justice Wario

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3 years

It’s so funny how much his joke is not better

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@iamTannenbaum

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Glad I made this note

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2 years

And you may ask yourself

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“Star Wars isn’t for us nerds anymore” *evidence is the nerdiest video ever made*

Opinionerded🇭🇹🇺🇸

@ThePencilPimp

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#StarWars isn't for us nerds anymore. We who respect the lore & would be in tears after being cast in one of the movies or shows. Star Wars is now for the popular kids who giggled & high-fived the bullies for stuffing you in your locker. It's crashing and #Disney deserves it.

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The brotherhood among people who don’t watch Game of Thrones is the strongest bond I know

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@lizaboth @JakeWallinger We’re so grateful to have you as the lame police

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1 year

This hair

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Omg Irish people have found this tweet. Hahaha I’m dying 😂😂

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2 years

I watched all of Sex and the City this summer for this moment

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7 years

This is exactly the jersey I want. Make no changes

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7 years

these look the same

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7 years

For the record I feel the opposite of this sign

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3 years

Me writing a complaint letter

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2 years

Gender reveal

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2 years

Why are vampires always rich

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@yivonchi @PopBase What? She’s speaking Spanish with someone who speaks Spanish? Is she supposed to pretend she doesn’t know Spanish?

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4 years

Do the police get.... any training? Of any kind? Or do they just have Irish last names and are given a gun

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6 years

Hey...there’s no cool way to say this but after having a nervous breakdown and spending weeks genuinely feeling like I wasn’t going to survive this—I’m thankful to be alive.

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how does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore