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Satirical news site by and for autistic people (poor things). Co-founded by @Sara_Rose_G and @williamspidge

United Kingdom
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NHS To Outsource Autism Diagnosis Waiting List to School Bullies:
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Autistic Woman Stabs Self With Pitchfork After Being Recommended Dog in the Night Time Book Again:
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Autistic Swedish Pop Fan Accidentally Signs Up For ABA:
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Fraud! Autistic Woman Forgets to Clarify She Can’t Speak for All Autistic People:
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Autistic Kids Tricked Into Going Trans, Claims Woman Who’s Never Tried To Make An Autistic Child Do Anything They Don’t Want To Do:
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Autistic Woman Brings Whole Self to Work and Is Subsequently Sacked:
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Convenient! Shop Autism Hours to be Held Annually From 1am-2am on Mars:
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ANNOUNCEMENT!! Calling all autistic folks in need of a good laugh: The Daily Tism is here. A brand-new satirical website by and for autistic people, run by comedy writers @williamspidge and @Sara_Rose_G !
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Study Finds Autistic Child Refusing to Smile Simply Thinks You’re Dull:
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Woman Accused of Making Neurotype That Explains Everything She’s Ever Done Her Whole Personality:
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Autistic Woman Relates to Book Protagonist Everybody Else Finds Fucking Insufferable:
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I Won’t Let My Son’s Autism Define Him, Says Self-Defined Autism Mum:
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Psychic! Neurotypical Workplace Trainer Explains What It’s Like To Have Autism:
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Autistic Girl Announces Early Exit From Sleepover Due to ‘Liking Own Bed’:
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Heartbreak! Autistic Woman Adores Itchy Top She Can’t Put On Without Screaming:
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Wow! Autistic Woman Hears Electricity in Walls, Along With Existential Howl of Meaningless Universe:
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“I Grieve The Loss of My Autistic Child”, Says Mother of Boy Stolen By Giant Squid:
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Autistic Woman Mistakes Shit Workplace Lighting for Aurora Borealis:
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Heartbreak! Autistic Woman Unsure How to Tell Special Interest She’s Fallen Out of Love With It:
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Wholesome! This Autistic Woman LOVES Lining Up Her Dildos:
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Researchers Fear People With Autism “May Become Sentient”:
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Amazing! Autistic Woman’s Life Story Somehow Longer Than Actual Life:
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Woman Experiences Epiphany After Man Says She Doesn’t Look Autistic:
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“People With Autism Aren’t Funny”, Says Man Who Still Answers Phone “Wazzuppppppp?”:
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Phew! Five Illnesses to Give Your Unvaccinated Children That Are WAY Better Than Autism:
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She’s Too Much: Autistic Child Looking to Rehome Autism Mum:
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Autistic Child Without Hope in Hell Sent to School With Egg Sandwich - Just to Top it Off:
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Social Interaction Doomed to Failure After Dress Rehearsal Goes Too Well:
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Love Rat! Autistic Man Cheats on Long Term T-Shirt:
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Autistic Woman Whose Friend Forgot They Were Meeting Up Has Been Waiting At Clapham Junction For Three Months:
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Autistic Woman ‘Pretty Confident’ She Can Perform Complex Brain Surgery After 5th Binge-Watch of Grey’s Anatomy:
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It’s All Good Material, Says Autistic Woman Who Will Never Do Stand-Up:
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Romance! How to Plan an Autistic Date That’ll Make the Neurotypicals Say “N’aaaaaaaw”:
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“Do It Your Fucking Self!” Autistic Woman Fired By Kitchen Fitters For Micromanaging The Living Shit Out Of Them:
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Autistic Woman in Hiding After Friend Phones For Chat Without Setting Agenda For Conversation:
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If you’re sick of autistic adults being presented like a tragedy or something you’d see on CBeebies, we’ve got you. The Daily Tism is pure unfiltered autistic culture, taking aim at nonsense we have to put up with on the daily.
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We’re hoping to open for submissions from other autistic comedy people really soon (whether they have a formal diagnosis of being funny or not). Watch this space!
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Hope For Recently Dumped Autistic Woman As She Finally Reaches Ugly-Sobbing-to-Taylor-Swift Stage of Grief:
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Most of all we hope you’ll bring jokes and a willingness to inspire neurotypicals everywhere (by being really fucking funny)
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Help us get there by following us on here and on Instagram ( @thedailytism ), checking out the site and telling everyone about us - like your autistic dad who refuses to acknowledge you got it from him.
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Join our ever-growing community on Patreon (or just sign up and lurk in a corner, because we’re all still autistic!)
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Patreon support helps us dedicate more full-time resources to the site and goes towards our goal of hiring freelance autistic writers! Plus you get even more autism without having to get vaccinated again!
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