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Activism is a way for useless people to feel important, even if the consequences of their activism are counterproductive for those they claim to be helping and damaging to the fabric of society as a whole.

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Alex VanNess 🎗🍌

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27% reading proficiency at this school and it shows.

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The scene at Hillcrest High School in Queens as a Jewish teacher hid in her locked office for hours while students demanded she be fired for attending a pro-Israel rally.

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@TwitterEng Is "go fuck yourself, Twitter" inclusive language? I think it is.

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I too blame all my fuck ups on the interns.

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Couldn't even bring himself to do the quickest of Google searches.

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In America, our Presidents have generally avoided strongman balcony scenes — that’s for other countries with authoritarian systems.

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FUCKING CALLED IT!

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@FlyFrontier You do realize there are videos and witnesses, right?

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@PardesSeleh The fact that she's wearing a Nirvana t-shirt makes it so much more painful to watch.

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Oh Myyy!

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@MichaelCoudrey

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Here's Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib retweeting solidarity for the driver.

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Alex VanNess 🎗🍌

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Here's a video of a car ramming attack on a Israeli security checkpoint.

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I mean, stay off their fucking property.

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Like a fly to shit.

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I actively avoid taking selfies, but I'm pretty proud of myself, right now. Over the past few years I developed some unhealthy eating habits and found excuses to avoid the gym. On the left is me 5 months ago, compared to a selfie I took today.

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Joe Scarborough, I'd like to introduce you to Joe Scarborough.

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The Washington Post is nicer to ISIS.

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@OJPAC @FlyFrontier Both the CDC and Frontiers COVID guidelines explicitly state "children under the age of 2" are not required to wear a face covering.

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@Yelp

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Yes. Yes he can.

NYT Politics

@nytpolitics

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Can Jared Kushner, a 36 year old real estate heir with no diplomatic experience, pull off peace in the Middle East?

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@brianstelter This is by far the most intelligent thing you've ever tweeted.

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Alex VanNess 🎗🍌

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Fair point. My wife is a scientist and thinks you're garbage.

Joe Biden

@JoeBiden

4 years

Listen to the scientists.

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Natasha Korecki

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Reporters were told to hurry outside after Biden concluded his speech or they risked missing his fireworks event. They listened.

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Both have a history with bombs on a bus.

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Did you know that the Palestinian flag is the same age as Sandra Bullock?

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@PrimeVideo

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@harryjsisson Good job annoying an intern for all of 5 seconds. You sure showed them.😂

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Mehdi Hasan leaves Al Jazeera for a show on NBC, where he will likely continue to simp for the Qatar government.

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Can't help but to notice that Twitter isn't flagging this patently false bullshit as election disinformation.

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Alex VanNess 🎗🍌

@thealexvanness

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You signed a contract with Palette Management, which takes money from the DNC, you stupid little kid.

Harry Sisson

@harryjsisson

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MAGA trolls have claimed that I’m paid by the DNC and the White House but that is simply not true 👇

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The New York Times

@nytimes

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The Times has obtained tax-return data for President Trump extending over more than two decades. It shows his finances under stress, beset by losses that he aggressively employs to avoid paying taxes and hundreds of millions in debt coming due.

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You're base has spent the last 4 years calling all Republicans "racists" and "Nazis."

Joe Biden

@JoeBiden

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To make progress, we have to stop treating our opponents as enemies. We are not enemies.

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@JordanHeckFF He's doubling down!

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"Four more years of George Lopez," makes even less sense than him simply confusing Trump for Bush by accident.

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The editorial section of the New York Times, now that Ezra Klein's unique perspective has been added...

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Oh wow, I just found out the Qatar propagandist that went on an antisemitic rant, calling me a fake Jew and a Khazar, was given space at @washingtonpost to complain about cyberbulling and the need for twitter to take action against "hate speech." Can't even make this shit up.

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@DiscussingFilm Alternatively, they could come up with an original idea.

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Hamas was elected to be the representative government of the Gaza strip. Pretending it's some miniscule guerilla force hiding in an unknowing civilan population is retarded gaslighting.

The Nation

@thenation

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The idea of a Hamas command center is a flight of fantasy. Hamas is not a regular army but an insurgent force that weaves in and out of the population. Israel has projected onto this guerrilla army a more conventional force organized by a nation state.

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Jennifer Jacobs

@JenniferJJacobs

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On Mike Pompeo’s 10-day swing through Europe and the Middle East, he angered Turkey’s leaders, infuriated the Palestinians and befuddled the French. It’s a trip that seemed almost calculated to offend. @nwadhams

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Can't locate their hostages, but knows exactly how many Palestinians died 3 minutes after a bombing.

Aviva Klompas

@AvivaKlompas

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Israeli news reports that the hostage deal will see the release of 30 children, eight mothers and 12 women held by Hamas in Gaza. Hamas is claiming it cannot locate some 10 additional children. Hamas has said it has 210 of the about 240 hostages abducted last month. Islamic

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Ooh! Plot twist.

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“My father is Jewish. My mother is Jewish. I am Jewish." - Last words of Daniel Pearl, 19 years ago today

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Holy fuck! An explosion about 1 mile from my house leveled 3 houses.

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The media is only able to give projections of the likely winner. The actual "declaring" of a winner within each state is the responsibility of secretaries of state of each state.

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This is an interesting way to say he's a lying bureaucrat. 🤔

The New York Times

@nytimes

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Dr. Anthony Fauci has been slowly but deliberately moving the goal posts on when herd immunity is possible. He is doing so, he said, partly based on new science, and partly on his gut feeling that the U.S. is finally ready to hear what he really thinks.

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I was honestly expecting a much worse take from Greta.

Greta Thunberg

@GretaThunberg

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To be crystal clear: I am not “against” Israel or Palestine. Needless to say I’m against any form of violence or oppression from anyone or any part. And again - it is devastating to follow the developments in Israel and Palestine.

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Not really sure why Andrew Yang isn't trending on Twitter after all the knowledge bombs he's been dropping recently. 🤷‍♂️

Matt Skidmore

@zachandmattshow

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Andrew Yang says Democrats need to improve their appeal to the working class: "In there minds the Democratic party unfortunately has taken on this role of the coastal urban elites who are more concerned about policing various cultural issues than improving their way of life."

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The Kennedy Center already received $25 million in relief funds earlier this year. Then immediately stopped paying their musicians.

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The Covid relief bill provides $40 million for the Kennedy Center

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If You Don't Know 'Coyotes' Are Smugglers, Shut Up About The Border

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"PrEsIdEnTiAl HiStOrIaN"

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@natemcdermott This is a ghoulish tweet.

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@AbdulElSayed Cleopatra was Greek dude.

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It's hard to find a more worthless and cowardly being on this planet than that of a Washington GOP careerists. They're so desperate to look tough against the group that they're praying will hire them as a lobbyist down the line.

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In case you expected better from Tlaib ...don't.

Carmine Strategies

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Rashida Tlaib slammed online for T-shirt that erases Israel from the map - The Jerusalem Post

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Fair is fair, I guess. 🤷‍♂️

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@JulieWolfe |￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| Learn to code! |＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿| \ (•◡•) / \ / --- | |

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Lol, this is funny 🤣

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@Avengers

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@WSBChairman There are still a lot of shorts.

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"...And yet I am not so opposed to capitalism that I have failed to see its relative merits." - MLK Jr

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

@AOC

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“I imagine you already know that I am much more socialistic in my economic theory than capitalistic...” - MLK Jr

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Has there ever been a bigger grift than The Lincoln Project?

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Feel old yet?

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Portland mayor Ted Wheeler, who once proudly stated "I am antifa," is now losing in the polls to the antifa supporting socialist Sarah Iannarone; who can be seen below wearing a skirt featuring Vladimir Lenin, Chè Guevara, and Mao Zedong. Either way, Portland is fucked.

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@GlennKesslerWP Joe Biden was.

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@chadfelixg My 15 year old niece added preferred pronouns to her social media. I asked her why and she shrugged and told me, "I don't know, a bunch of other people did it."

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I see #Scientology is trending. I just want to take some time to remind everyone that it's a shitty cult founded by a mediocre science fiction writer who was just looking for a way to avoid paying taxes.

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@thealexvanness

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Hey @SirajAHashmi , get ready to take some phones away...

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

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Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER!

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@NYGovCuomo

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Andrew Yang would have won by now.

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Balconies are for fascists!

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Let's see.. Her coffee cup, her tampon applicator, her purse. 🤔 I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that's her coke.

Mike Sington

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Amber Heard shows photos of Johnny Depp’s lunch- whisky and four lines of coke, then passed out on floor.

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@KaylaChowShow "Sir, this is a Wendy's!"

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Fuuuuuuck! $DOGE

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@CBSNews "June 11, 2020"

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@thealexvanness

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He'd probably get a Rolling Stone cover.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

@AOC

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Does anyone believe Rittenhouse would be released if he were Muslim & did the same thing in a diff context? For people who say “systemic racism doesn’t exist,” this is what it looks like: protection of white supremacy baked deep into our carceral systems. Law and disorder.

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We litterally just elected the guy who served as VP for the administration that normalize spying on journalists, but whatever.

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@BeschlossDC

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No President of the United States must ever again call our free press, which is protected by our Constitution, “enemies of the people."

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Is Stephen King under the impression that being called a "snowflake" is as demonizing as being called a "nazi"?

Stephen King

@StephenKing

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Dear Megyn Kelly: We “snowflakes” and “libtards” were demonized as well. Sometimes by men and women toting high iron. It’s time for both sides to cut the shit.

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@JudiciaryGOP @SpeakerMcCarthy Don't be fooled. This subcommittee will do nothing but serve as a soapbox for vacuous politicians and waste taxpayer money. The House GOP is a pack of feckless, retarded cowards.

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I actually find it very refreshing when elected officials are honest with their constituents.

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@thealexvanness

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✅ Homophobic slurs ✅ PFLP flag ✅ Calls for ethnic cleansing ✅ Support for Hamas ✅ Winning the hearts and minds of the political left

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@elaadeliahu

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"Palestinian all the way nigga" interviewing free palestine protester after he heckles israelis

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@CNN Bitch more! That'll make the WNBA more popular.

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@thealexvanness

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There's absolutely no evidence that he's a white nationalist/supremacist. But it looks like the DNC already released it's talking points, so this is just gonna to be their reality on the issue from here on out.