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Host of The Morning Show Podcast & @CMandAnthony Show! Watch on @twitch … | cool cat mom | @seahawks in-game host 🏈

Seattle, WA
Joined March 2009
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@theCarlaMarie
Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
7 years
Yay! Camila Cabello is forever kicking butt. Crushed it on stage at the Tacoma Dome last night! I've met her at a …
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OH MY GOD. "Thank you for your feedback." IS MY NEW COMEBACK!!! I love you @Ventwithkatie
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@theCarlaMarie
Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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Student loans/college....a thread. (based off of @DanPriceSeattle 's tweet this week how millennials did everything the system told us to do and we still got fucked)
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@theCarlaMarie
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HELL YEAH!!
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@theCarlaMarie
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Waiting at baggage claim in Newark and a guy who was in our flight walked by and said "Seattle may not know ya but, welcome home." And now I have tears in my eyes.
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@theCarlaMarie
Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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If you are confused by how Biden is getting so many mail-in ballots hear me out... For MONTHS Trump talked about how fraudulent mail in ballots were, so his supporters voted on election night. Biden voters know that's not true, so they safely did mail-in voting. Here we are.
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Is it bad that I'm thinking trump doesn't actually have the rona and this is his way to "prove" it's not that bad?
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@theCarlaMarie
Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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TOMORROW we've got the sweetest human ever @AllyBrooke joining our show! We are talking about her new book, "Finding Your Harmony"! Watch here at 8aPT/11aET:
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@theCarlaMarie
Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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I cannot tell you how many times I wish I put my mental health before my job. I never felt like I could. I had 300+ sick hours when I got let go because I used 4 days in 10 years. I will NEVER let that happen again. KUDOS to Simone Biles for putting mental health FIRST.
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@theCarlaMarie
Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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to all women who have been sexually assaulted and are afraid to come forward out of fear of being mocked like our president did today....just know you have an ARMY of people who support you. You are brave. Those who mock are scared. We're here for you.
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@theCarlaMarie
Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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My sister's wedding really was one the greatest nights of my life. Spent the night dancing with family, friends, and @WorstAnthony 😍
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@theCarlaMarie
Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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If you have the chance to be in a relationship and keep it between you and the other person I *HIGHLY* recommend doing it for as long as possible. You don't need outside opinions on something so new that ONLY involves you and the other person.
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Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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We’ve got people unaccounted for, possibly children, it’s an absolute mess. Instead of YOU personally coming out and speaking about those injured/killed you decide to use this to push your own agenda. Don’t use our state for your nonsense. #breaking #dupont #I5MountsTrain
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The train accident that just occurred in DuPont, WA shows more than ever why our soon to be submitted infrastructure plan must be approved quickly. Seven trillion dollars spent in the Middle East while our roads, bridges, tunnels, railways (and more) crumble! Not for long!
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@theCarlaMarie
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I can assure you that I'd rather have my parents around than have money in my 401k. But hey, maybe I'm crazy?
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NEW JERSEY! I might come home and opens a pot shop with adoptable cats. Thoughts?
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My whole body is sore...pretty sure it's from doing @justinbieber "Sorry" dance all over the @iHeartRadio holiday party last night
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@theCarlaMarie
Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
6 years
Do you ever get your period and say “ohhhhhhh”. Because every psychopathic thing you’ve done for the last week finally makes sense? I did.
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@theCarlaMarie
Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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A little over a year ago I shared a note on my IG where my doctor was saying we were nearing a pandemic. Someone I knew said something rude to me about my doctor and how it was dumb to think the US could face a pandemic....I have thought about that convo every day for a year.
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Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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rumor has it trump supporters are leaving twitter after 1/20. This is going to be such a fun place!!!!!
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FYI - If I didn't refinance I was on track to pay $300,000 over 50 years for 4 years of education.
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@theCarlaMarie
Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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This was a pretty cool moment: meeting @taylorswift13 while dressed as Taylor Swift! She loved it! #HalloweenOnElvis http://t.co/zfhBiVb0CQ
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@theCarlaMarie
Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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At least I've got 4 more years of controlling my own body.
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@theCarlaMarie
Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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So excited to have this guy co-hosting our show with us today! You can still hear @joe_gatto on air with us now - …
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Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
3 years
It has been 3 days since I have said I am in a relationship and I have been asked about BABIES an unhealthy amount of times. Fuck 👏🏼off.
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@theCarlaMarie
Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
7 years
Might get attacked for saying this but @NiallOfficial 's "Slow Hands" might be the best song from someone going solo since @jtimberlake
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Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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I'm going to say something you don't want to hear but need to hear. The faster you accept this will be your life for an extended period time the better you will feel. I don't have an end date. No one does. But this is reality right now and we WILL live our lives again.
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@theCarlaMarie
Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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My Oscars-watching dress! Love this pic but I think it's time I upgrade to the iPhone 12 Pro with 5G. Luckily @verizon has BOGO right now! who wants to get a new iPhone with me?🤣 With select Unlimited plans. #VerizonPartner #Verizon5GAccess
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@theCarlaMarie
Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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. @united is now boarding passengers by row starting with the back AND IT IS THE BEST. I have been saying this for YEARS. Even the flight attendant told me he hopes it sticks around post-covid. It was AMAZING.
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@theCarlaMarie
Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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My little man passed today. Sadly my family couldn’t be in the vet when it happened due to the coronavirus. Romeo was the best dog and was there for all of us whenever we needed him. 💔🌈
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Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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I will fight any of these bitches to be your flower girl @elvisduran
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@theCarlaMarie
Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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Uire crushed it with my outfit this year! #iHeartFestival2019
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Did anyone else call Fireflies "Lightning Bugs" as kids?
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@theCarlaMarie
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I forgot how miserable jean shorts were for your vagina.
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@theCarlaMarie
Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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I never understood why strangers stood up each other's butts when waiting in line for things. I'm here for the 6 feet away rule forever. The airport is so much nicer.
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@theCarlaMarie
Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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Just got whistled at by a guy in my own apartment building...then I watched him get into his white Audi with tinted windows and for a second thought I was back in the home land of NJ.
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@theCarlaMarie
Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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The emotional roller coaster of getting replaced has not stopped. Today I cried from being happy and I cried from being sad....within 12 hours.
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@theCarlaMarie
Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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FYI “first annual” is NOT a thing. The true way to announce a yearly event is by saying “inaugural”. We got extra credit in high school when we brought in examples of media using “first annual”. Please stop. It can’t be annual if it’s first. Off of my soap box!
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@theCarlaMarie
Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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maybe I shouldn't have offended his favorite baseball team? But I KNOW his response wasn't necessary. I feel sick. Women are *sexually harassed* around us constantly and it goes under the radar. NOT OKAY TO SPEAK TO ANYONE LIKE THIS......
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Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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How can you NOT be happy and smiling ear to ear watching @mrBobbyBones on @DancingABC . Legit made my day. #DancingWiththeStars VOTE FOR BOBBY!!!
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Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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SOOOO all COVID data is no longer allowed to go to the CDC? Hospitals must submit it to DC? But you were concerned the government was controlling you and telling you to wear a mask....THIS is where the controlling starts.
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Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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Getting vaxxed tomorrow and I am going to sleep like it's freaking christmas eve!! **Cue the dumb asshats.**
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@theCarlaMarie
Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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My favorite thing is getting off the air with @ElvisDuranShow and having a million texts from my friends who say "Oh my god so cool heard you on @elvisduran " COMPLETELY forgetting I worked there for SIX YEARS!!!
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@theCarlaMarie
Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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I didn't *need* college for my job but I got my job because of my internship and I couldn't get my internship unless I was in college. So I will eventually have paid $150,000 to be allowed to have an internship to get me my job.
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Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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Never thought I’d live in a world where the President of my country uses words in statements that I can’t even say on the air.... cool.
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Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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I have gone through four seasons of @SchittsCreek in 10 days. I think I win something.
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@theCarlaMarie
Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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Remember that article I wrote when I turned 25? The one where I freaked out? I'm currently writing a recap, 5 years later, as I'm about to turn 30 and the tone is much different! Can't wait to share!
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Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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HOW HOW HOW are the “all lives matter” people the SAME people not wearing masks?! CLEARLY you don’t think “all lives matter”. INSANITY.
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@theCarlaMarie
Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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Since everyone is reminiscing about Pizza Hut in the 90s...do you remember the reading program where you would read books and get free pizza coupons? I read so many books. @pizzahut
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Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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The kids who were murdered at Sandy Hook Elementary would be freshmen in high school right now. I get sick every year thinking of their last moments. Take a moment today to be grateful for your loved ones and do something kind in memory of the children and teachers lost.
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Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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Want tix to see @CodySimpson + @Tinashe ? Join ME at the #DenimandSupplyRL Men's Shop at @Macy 's HSQ TOMORROW at 2pm on the 3rd floor!
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Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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THE @Seahawks BEAT THE EAGLES AND I AM SO HAPPY BECAUSE I CANNOT STAND THE EAGLES!! (I've been to Giants games with Eagles fans and they suck, sorry not sorry.)
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Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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Just a statement/fact: If I would have went with cobra and stayed on the insurance plan I had with my former employer I'd be paying $840/month. My plan through WA state is $360/month. I AM ONE PERSON. IMAGINE HAVING A FAMILY. We need #UniversalHealthCoverage
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Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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idc what you say...santa is a woman. you mean to tell me a MAN made a list of all the people he needs gifts for? Actually got said gifts? wrapped them? and delivered them ON TIME? OK.
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Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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LOL the same people who don't want racist statues torn down because it's "Disrespectful to America" are the same people who STORMED the Capitol building and broke windows and more. I AM V CONFUSED.
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Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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Two years ago @Power933 was born. @WorstAnthony and I helped flipped the station at noon and were the first voices on air. THANK YOU for supporting us for TWO YEARS!!!!!! @cmandanthony
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Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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So, @WorstAnthony and I got let go. Here are all of my feelings
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@theCarlaMarie
Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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!!This scared the crap outta me when I opened it and it popped open! But let’s all celebrate @Louis_Tomlinson !!! Thanks @JeannieM28 @alarrymama cc: @WorstAnthony
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Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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The amount of love I have received this last week has been overwhelming...in the best way possible. THANK YOU. There is still good in this world. And positive things to lean on...I can't even explain the amount of help and guidance both @WorstAnthony and I have been offered.
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Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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Be happy I’m not a governor because I would issue a “tase every idiot” act. I hope someone finds this tweet when I’m running one day.
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Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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So are we putting anti-maskers in the same category as flat-earthers or what?
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Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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Just got an alert that said "pay my rent" and all I could do was start singing @DNCE 's "Pay My Rent" ... and I didn't actually pay my rent..
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Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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I may or may not have just heard @iamcardib ’s sound check at our #iHeartAwards2018 and let me just say 🔥🔥🔥🔥!!!!! DONT MISS IT TONIGHT on TNT, TRUTV, TBS!!!!!
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Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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Is there a better feeling than seeing a moving truck pull up to your shitty neighbor's house?
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@theCarlaMarie
Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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And now we've lost RBG. A strong supporter of women's rights. A human who looked out for HUMANS. I'm always optimistic but...this is bad. V O T E.
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Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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I had approx 90% private loans and 10% federal loans My private loan interest rate was 7.4% before I was finally able to refinance 2 years ago. I have paid approximately $600-$800 per month for 11 years. That's about $100,000. I currently owe $47,864.87
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Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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So far today I’ve folded my dad’s underwear and my brother told me my eggs were dying up. How’s your Christmas going?
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Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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The guy behind me in line for the bathroom asked me for my Snapchat ((ew, creep)) then He asked “are you gonna take a piss?” This 👏🏽is 👏🏽why👏🏽you’re👏🏽not👏🏽getting👏🏽laid
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Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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I have seen SO many man/nipples at the gym today today. If I can't have my nipples out they shouldn't either. Pervs, this is not your space to say something obnoxious.
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Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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Starting tomorrow @iHeartRadio stations all around the country will start playing our National Anthem at the same time everyday. 9amPT/12pET...tune in and you'll be listening at the same time as everyone. We really are in this together. @KISSFMSEATTLE
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Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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yoooo people are testy these days. You know it's legal to do an at-home workout and go for a walk right? Get a release somewhere HEALTHY. SOCIAL MEDIA IS NOT THAT PLACE. BYE.
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Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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Well...I met my neighbor and he said “you have a cat that sits on your shoulders, right?!” I took the garbage out with Max on my shoulders once. I’m happy to know I’ve been providing entertainment for everyone.
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Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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There needs to be a mandatory class on sarcasm in American school systems. Mainly so I don't have to constantly explain that I'm not being a bitch.
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@theCarlaMarie
Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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Moving is going the same for my cats as it is for me...
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@theCarlaMarie
Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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I'm taking the anti-body test today. I want nothing more than to have had this virus so that I can give all of my plasma to everyone who needs it.
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Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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Flight to NJ cancelled tomorrow due to the massive storm but OMG @AlaskaAir customer service is A++++. Tracy from Boise got me, @WorstAnthony and the cats rebooked for Friday morning! Seriously, that woman made my day
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Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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Adulting is doing your laundry and then leaving clean piles of clothes on your floor and never folding them.
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@theCarlaMarie
Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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FUUUCCKKK this guy. What a loser. Inconsiderate. Shout out to this Costco employee
@OnlyInLVNV
Only in Vegas ➐ ➐ ➐
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Kevin and Karen get shopping cart taken away at #Costco || ✌🏼 #wearethepeople #COVID19 #coronavirusuk #COVIDIDIOTS
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Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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This is your reminder that if something doesn't feel right ... it's not. Gut instincts are REAL.
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@theCarlaMarie
Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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my boobs hurts so bad that I legit just took a pregnancy test. ALL CLEAR. but still no answer on the boobs. and yes I have extra pregnancy tests laying around. #Amazon
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Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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Is this what landlords feel like when they kick out their squatter tenant who was a giant pain in the ass?
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Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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Literally just turned 29...on the east coast. Happy birthday to, me.
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@theCarlaMarie
Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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To everyone on the east coast celebrating the new year. Please have some respect for those of us who are still stuck in 2020.
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Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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I graduated college 11 years ago this weekend with $103,000 in debt. Three years of in state tuition and one year of out of state tuition. I took and paid for college courses in high school as well, those are NOT in my debt total.
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Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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In a nice Italian restaurant with my parents and in walks a bachelorette with a 3ft blow up penis. I hate bachelorette parties.... hate em.
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Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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WE'RE BACK BITCHES!! We're your new morning show on @KISSFMSEATTLE starting NOW! I cannot tell you how excited I am! AND you can join our show...seriously, we're hiring and growing the family! SO MANY THINGS!!! You can get more info here:
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Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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Soo @iHeartRadio posted this on their @tiktok_us page and I’m dead. I’m gonna be famous! Lol please go to their Tik Tok and give it some love.
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Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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YOU GUYS WE RAISED OVER $7K WITH OUR BENEFIT FOR BEIRUT. HOLY SHIT YOU ARE AMAZING THANK YOU. IM DRUNK. SEE YOU ON @Twitch TOMORROW MORNING!!!!
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Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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I can’t believe I’m about to say this but here it goes... Today is the most important day of my…
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Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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am I the only person who puts clothes in the washing machine and forgets about them for 3 days? I seriously cannot adult.
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@theCarlaMarie
Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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I truly am loving the people on my IG post about dropping my ballot in my local Dropbox saying "I'll vote on Election Day like the system intended me to" LOL Karen, the system didn't intend for you to vote, you're a woman. If you want to do things the archaic way, don't vote.
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Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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I have been adulting so hard this year I don’t even know who I am anymore. Took a fertility test Got a financial advisor. Met with a real estate agent And today, I had a call with a home loan consultant.
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@theCarlaMarie
Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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This fucker. Should never be allowed to play again. What an a-hole.
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@theCarlaMarie
Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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Spoiler alert for #UnsolvedMysteries ...THEY DONT SOLVE ANYTHING!!! I have so much anxiety from this show.
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@theCarlaMarie
Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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my whole feed is coronavirus...and then this haha
@Cosmopolitan
Cosmopolitan
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The 23 Biggest Misconceptions About Anal Sex
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Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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I mean this in the nicest way possible, I'm not trying to be rude or funny... Can any trump supporter/voter explain this to me? Biden leading states you want to stop the vote? And trump leading states you want to continue counting? This hardly seems fair.
@therecount
The Recount
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Trump supporters: "Stop the vote!" Also Trump supporters: "Count that vote!" #election2020
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Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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Thx to @NatbyNature for coming in studio to teach me how to do the #Sharpshooter on @WorstAnthony ! Watch it here:
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@theCarlaMarie
Carla Marie has a new MORNING SHOW
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I won't ever complain about paying taxes. Seattle has purchased buildings to create new hospitals and to free up current hospital beds. It's keeping people alive and we are seeing the amount of cases slow down. I am proud of our leaders.
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