You could feed a racehorse a Personal Pan Pizza if you really wanted to, they’d be less likely to win but they might really enjoy the experience and joy is the biggest win you can win in our book
Never thought I’d ever say this; and you guys know how much I hate “pandering”…but Chicago just MIGHT…MIGHT…be runner up… to NEW YORK in *hides my face* 🫣 in *whispers & runs away* in pizza 🍕. I’ve been all around the world. Even Italy 🇮🇹 🫣
-Signed a Proud New Yawka 🫣
Me before getting my tax refund: ordering pizza
Me after getting my tax refund: ordering pizza but now with a cool, expensive ring or perhaps new loafers
Total Eclipse of the Hut Safety Tip: Hold a medium 1-topping pie in front of your face for the duration of the eclipse. Consume pizza now imbued with the power of the moon & stars immediately after