I'm so pleased to share my new and first big sole-authored article "Biocultural perspectives of infectious diseases and demographic evolution: TB and its comorbidities through history" now available in
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Since
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is trending, I'll take a moment to include that, as a 4-week postpartum and exclusively breastfeeding mother, Noom told me to eat 1200 calories a day.
I walked into my advisor’s office for a meeting and she took one look at me and said “Nope, we’re not doing this. You’re too stressed. Let’s go out for coffee and relax.” To be shown so much grace, to have an advisor who sees me, I could’ve cried. 😩
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my phd advisor is on research leave in norway this whole year. she left me in charge of taking care of her cactus in her office.
this morning, I received an email with only "cactus" in the subject line, checking in on the cactus. 🌵
Academics who have spouses who have geographically constrained jobs: literally, what do you do when it's job market time? What do you do? Literally any answer that is not "leave academia" or "live apart" would be greatly appreciated, I haven't heard anything else though.
As a 1918 flu scholar, I think it's insanely important to point out (now esp. given Dr. Fauci's statement today about "back to normal" by the end of 2021) ...
It's not going to be the same "normal" we left 6 months ago. (1/)
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SECOND SCREEN!!!😍🎉💕🤓
Me: I can write my dissertation now!
Husband: I don’t think this was the thing holding you back from writing your dissertation
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another day, another person writing me a 500-word condescending lecture on Facebook about how I don't understand science or pandemics when I am literally a scientist funded by NSF for my dissertation on a pandemic
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OH ALSO: I was ESPECIALLY primed to be victimized by this trash because I'd been a seriously competitive swimmer for 15 years (+NCAA D1 in college). For most of my life, it really, really mattered what I ate and what my body was like. I've suffered ever since.
Oh heck yes check out that new google scholar feature!!!
This struck me as especially relevant as a woman who changed her name after marriage, but if you have changed for any reason, there you go!
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The doctor who became my OB after this particular appointment said the EXACT same thing when we first found out we were pregnant. I had the same feeling: absolutely no judgement at all, just making sure I was (a) okay and (b) she knew how to proceed
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Exactly. I've seen elsewhere that breastfeeding moms easily need >3000 cal/day. It's bonkers what Noom tries to get people to do. I didn't make it 2 days.
I had to teach while holding my baby today. And guess what? I still gave a great lecture. My students ADORED HER. One said "I really admire you for doing that." These are really, really strange difficult times. Do what you have to.
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I’m so sad
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is dying/dead. You used to be able to ask for anything on here and get genuinely helpful answers. I asked for NSF grant examples once and 2 ppl very graciously shared theirs. People used to care when you published a paper. Now it’s just echoes
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I love this advice. Asking your interviewer about themselves, therefore allowing them to talk about themselves, leaves them with a very positive impression
Dr. van Doren for evermore 🤓😌💜
I’m so proud to have finished and successfully defended my dissertation. I can honestly say I am proud of this dissertation. I am proud to be an academic mom, a doctor, and a professional researcher!
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Just found out that I was chosen as an SEC Emerging Scholar for University of Missouri, and I'm happy and tweeting about it now bc I NOMINATED MYSELF for this. Friends, NOMINATE YOURSELF for stuff you want. Took me a loooooooong time to learn this.
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Academia can be very isolating. It's likely that your family will have no clue how to be happy for you when you have success. They don't know the prestigious journals. They don't understand how hard it is to get grants/fellowships.
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Alright when are we gonna talk about how much sh*t Spirit got away with on
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s2? Tampered w the decoys to a OUTRAGEOUS extent MULtiple times then presented the WORST cake on the show and then that HELMET??? What??? Completely bonkers. Danya was cheated out of that finale
the introduction chapter of my dissertation is almost done, and I'm happy to report that I finally understand what my dissertation is about
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these are glamours to use in fairy bargains to brighten up rooms that you want to feel especially light and airy. they're usually made of ribbons and silver though, so I'm not sure your weed bargain will work.
Wow, it really just hit me that as of today, I have officially made it through my first year of motherhood. If I can do that, I can do anything - like write a dissertation.
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I got an invitation to review a paper on December 30 and just received an email this morning saying that they've declined the invitation on my behalf because they "hadn't heard from me yet" lmao on a HOLIDAY weekend, and only 5 days later??? again, lmao
I am in shock. The open access fee to publish in one of my field's top venues is now $4840. It's not their fault, it's the publisher's... but my god. This is completely untenable. I just want people to read my 1918 flu stuff but no
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I talked myself into submitting to a top journal so now I'm formatting according to their guidelines which means no going back or else I'll have to spend the next 6 years formatting it for another journal
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I just pressed "apply" on my first tenure track job. I know what the outcome will be. That doesn't make me any less proud of myself for doing the thing.
I just want other non-parents to understand that when the kids don't get to go to daycare/school/preschool, it's not like a normal workday at all. It's pretty much an ENTIRE day lost. It's impossible to do deep work when there's always the threat of a kid drawing on the wall.
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I think the "Listen to your body and eat good food and lots of it" is where people really get tripped up. Somehow someone somewhere was so successful in convincing us that just the act of eating is bad and makes you bad. It's simply not true.
I should be writing my dissertation but if you need me I'll be switching my CV back and forth between Century Schoolbook and Garamond
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I'm sorry but there's no such thing as unskilled labor, only unvalued and exploited labor. The perception that some jobs are worthy of pay and others are not is like, the entire point of this entire conversation that I've been watching like a train wreck
I cannot promise you that the New Normal will be better, but I also can't say it will be worse. I can promise you that it will be different.
And we will be okay.
El fin.
(5/5)
Baby is asleep and I now have time to work but just don’t have the bandwidth to do it anymore. This is pretty much the cycle everyday. Can’t help but feel like I’m going to get left behind
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I simply do not have the bandwidth anymore to explain to people how disastrous the academic job market is. You’re just gonna have to take my word for it instead of insisting that I’ll “have no problem”
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My brother-in-law is coming into town tomorrow and staying for THREE WEEKS to help me out with the baby while I try to gain some momentum on my dissertation again. I am preemptively crying with joy and gratitude.
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I’m technically obese but waddya know - I’m in perfect health. I had a perfect pregnancy, I exercise 4-5 times a week. I’m learning to love my body and I will never put it through the torture of a diet again.
That is to say, massive disease/mortality events like this are things that happen. They are best abated by non-pharmaceutical interventions (bc they mostly didn't exist til recently).
They also fundamentally changed culture. Permanently. (4/)
Academia is up down and all around. After a major blow yesterday, today I was awarded a Dissertation Year Fellowship in a hail mary, last chance application 💕. I’m so proud I didn’t give up on myself. Some more childcare money for my final year!!
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For those wanting specifics:
Black Plague:
1. Severe demographic disruption = evo of reproductive/family strategies
2. Economic disruption rendered system obsolete, rebuilt from scratch
3. People were desperate for God = foundation for Protestant Reformation
TOTALLY WILD to hold a hard copy version of my own published writing. It’s so easy to convince myself that maybe it’s not such a big deal when everything is digital, but wow, here it is on paper 😭😟
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All I want is for people to realize that once the baby is born, the birthing person’s body isn’t just back to normal. It will probably NEVER be back to normal. It’s one of the physically and mentally most difficult times of their life.
Consequences of 1918 flu:
1. Birth and meteoric rise of the field of virology = revolutionizing our understanding of microscopic world
2. Similar to Black Plague, death of primarily reproductive-aged ppl = evo of family strategies
4. Has been linked to abandonment of Latin in favor of English and French instead
5. Tones of despair in art stem from almost precisely mid-14th century; death imagery, tombs, skeletons mixing w/living people
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oh also - I was a competitive swimmer for 15 years and even at an objectively healthy body comp, BMI chart still said I was "overweight". It's total shit.
Woah, when I started engaging with the
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&
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communities a few months ago, I had no idea how quickly it would catapult me from ~150 following/followers to almost 1,000 followers. Y’all are seriously the best and I love learning from each of you🤓📖
Now that I’ve announced my next move into a postdoc, I have to spotlight something.
I did not have to ask for remote work. They OFFERED it. What a moment of grace, for a working parent to be offered what she needs to succeed, rather than have to beg for it.
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I came upstairs after working to feed the baby and my husband very sweetly asked me if I “finished my work?”
My dude
I could die at the age of 108 and my work would still not be finished
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I'm excited to announce that in April, I will be starting my postdoctoral fellowship at the Sitka Sound Science Center (Alaska!). I'll be working on an NSF grant studying COVID-19 impacts and resilience in rural southeast Alaska communities! 📖❄️
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MANUSCRIPT SUBMITTED!!
This is my open promise that no matter what happens, I will be nice to myself and not take anything too personally 😅🥳
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I do not: (1) work out in the morning anymore, (2) feed myself of my child (she eats breakfast at daycare), (3) shower in the morning
How anyone does all that by 8:30am is madness
I'm proud to share my new paper: "The 1918 influenza pandemic has lessons for COVID-19: An Anthropology Student Perspective" in
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I discuss the value of an anthropological + historical perspective in public health.
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Absolutely is. I initially came here just to say that, but I am also geeking because we had the same wedding dress (IT HAD POCKETS that's why I got it)
3. Drastic reduction in morbidity through mortality of other dangerous/prolific diseases like tuberculosis = increasing population health and biomedical advancement in some Western countries
(though relationship btw morbid/mort is complicated, my demog friends know)
I do not require cameras on in my class. Many of them keep them off. But the chat box is SUPER lively, on topic, insightful, wonderful. They’re doing great and whatever works best for them is what I will continue to do.
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My fellowship application essays are officially done. Did I do enough? Are they compelling? Am I good enough?
I know my answers to those questions are "yes". The result is out of my control. I did my best, now I hope.
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I just realized I probably won't go on the TT job market again. I have a 2-year NSF postdoc starting soon, and by the time that's done my husband will be in his job and we will be settled. My
#1
priority is keeping our family together and happy.
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Hi all, have you ever wondered about sex-based differences in mortality during pandemics? I study the 1918 influenza pandemic and published a paper about this last year!
Check it out, and DM if you want the PDF!
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"publish or perish" is a really terrible thing to continuously hear when you're committed to producing "quality over quantity". I'd rather have 5 excellent papers over 10 blah papers. and yet, I'm afraid it holds me back.
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I realized today that if I never get an academic job, I will still be incredibly proud of my impact so far. Small though it is, it is still there. I'll be okay with whatever road I take from here.