Tandi Land Profile
Tandi Land

@tandilynnae

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@tandilynnae
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@ratedpaulie @BDTRELILBROTHER owners fault control your dog
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@tandilynnae
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@ninagrewal97 trynna heal this part of me so bad
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@tandilynnae
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4 months
@ratedpaulie @BDTRELILBROTHER therefore it’s the owners fault i’ve been working with dogs for years the owner should’ve protected & prevented that from even happening. why even have a dog around that of course it’s going to react. ignorant ppl are everywhere it’s your job to protect your dog from its triggers
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@tandilynnae
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5 months
@price0fwoke @Simone_Biles we dont want her to be bitter we want her to have real happiness with someone that actually deserves her. from black women to black women we want better for eachother & to see eachother win. were tired of lames getting what they dont deserve she needs a real man not a jealous one
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@tandilynnae
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3 months
@_ayannaE this 100% facts i’m so sorry
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@tandilynnae
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7 months
@incxgnegrx those are goodluck don’t lose it
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@tandilynnae
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7 months
@xmiyahh there’s nothing wrong with smoking weed
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@tandilynnae
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2 months
@lynnianoo @starrysky3s they don’t ever tell us they names fr so we call y’all the africans it’s not bad intent behind it y’all african ain’t y’all? okay then i am too but american 💀
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@tandilynnae
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2 months
@chudunno_me @s4vva she’s glowing if you ask me 🤩
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@tandilynnae
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5 months
@price0fwoke @Simone_Biles there were time i thought i was “happy” til i found out my worth.
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
6 months
@Rollitupk you gotta smoke with reason if you go into it with no intention you allow your soul to be too free. weed messes with your frequency levels and if you go into it without reason you will feel terrible.
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@tandilynnae
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6 months
@__willnyaaa i feel like if they’re washing your hair too it should be $200 max but if they just braiding and installing then that odee fr
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@tandilynnae
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6 months
@WhoTFissim starve don’t leave ya room only buy what you need cause what you want always gon there set up a plan that fits your budget and stick to it.
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@tandilynnae
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5 months
@GloTheofficial leo energy 😂💯
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@tandilynnae
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5 months
@_shamyiaaaaa @kaee_1 if it’s one thing i learned from watching predator shows is that not all of them can touch their kids like that.
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@tandilynnae
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7 months
@xmiyahh nope i’ve seen videos of them explaining that but if you actually smoke you know you’re either addicted to the nicotine or chemicals around the weed my own doctor told me that. they’re still researching it but there’s just no way.
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@tandilynnae
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6 months
@Iinskis @urstaren too much drama just go on to the next
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
4 months
@badfuckingomen @ratedpaulie @BDTRELILBROTHER lol i want y’all to get bit by a frenchie & find out small dog bites hurt worse than big dogs 😂 just cause they’re small doesn’t make it okay. i’ve owned 3 at one time if you don’t teach them right with their crackhead personality they will bite & that shit will hurt.
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
5 months
@Jes_KeepitG why dont you teach her since you so good at it? ma’am .. i mean sir
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
5 months
the black community is stuck under a spell of delusion once you figure that out. you’ll realize you’re actually not interested in a lot of things the black community glorifies. it is degenerative but trust we’re evolving from it, it’s just going to take time.
@cliff_ohio
Mr. Nigga ♌️ 🇭🇹
5 months
Black people are stuck in a monoculture that literally only promotes the same thing. Not only is it degenerative, it’s boring.
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@tandilynnae
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2 years
love my new nail tech she definitely gon be seen every month 🥰
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@tandilynnae
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7 months
@pinkdoll_love @ChriseanMalone lmao please delete this while you can 😂😂
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@tandilynnae
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2 years
no i can’t be there for y’all no more cause where were y’all when i needed someone?
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
8 months
ppl who think suicide is selfish really got something wrong with them. ppl don’t intentionally kill themselves to hurt you, they do it cause they are tired of hurting. their motive isn’t to hurt you it’s to stop theirs. that’s not the definition of selfish.
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
2 years
i used to wear sweat pants as hoodies everyday to school to hide my body. SA/rape victim and all ppl could result to was i was a “stupid dyke that was dl” whole time i was trying to be comfortable outside the house. and missed a lot of school bc of it too
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
4 months
raped not slept* i hate how when it’s a woman the words are calmer. TELL IT LIKE IT IS!! these women are just as bad as men when it comes to it we need to stop putting women on a pedestal & realize the reality of this shit is real for BOTH sides.
@SaycheeseDGTL
SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀
4 months
A married Minnesota mother was arrested after she allegedly slept with two teen boys after an argument with her husband. She was staying in the same hotel as a Youth Colorado hockey team & let 2 of the team members get in bed with her while another one watched. The 2 boys later
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@tandilynnae
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5 months
@price0fwoke @Simone_Biles she’s human she’ll figure it out i don’t like how everyone is taking it in a negative way that ppl care. most just look the other way 🤷🏾‍♀️
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
4 months
instances like this is where medical marijuana and medical shrooms need to be legal it would help him so much.
@rahsh33m
Mesh🇧🇧
4 months
So much respect to this momma 👏🏾
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
3 months
@HeadGrazerCutz @_ayannaE oh my fuckin gosh this why i tell ppl stop labeling just men for that type of stuff a lot of women out here are doin ts and just getting away with it on the low
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
6 months
@bambied_ they all gay some just dont know or wanna accept it.
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
2 months
@JuicyyyTheeGee @ra_torrence @ChannelOzz @mirajyonce it does matter that’s how she makes her money… can’t say you a fan then watch her fail it doesn’t make sense..
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@tandilynnae
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5 months
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@tandilynnae
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6 months
my older brother used to torture us. literally gave me & my sisters wedgies growing up & would hang us on the side of our bunk beads in the air & walked away. he was really our bully growing up just relentless 😂
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
6 months
i really just gave everyone in my house some shrooms we all bout to go on a trip 🤣
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
4 months
black ppl really gotta stop shaming interracial couples yes the terrible people will always exist. yes the uneducated ppl will always fall into traps but love is love & a lot of us black people wouldn’t be here if interracial couples didn’t exist I’m thankful. love is love.
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
2 years
so i might’ve found a good sugar daddy app i’ll let y’all know how it go tomorrow 🤣
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
7 months
@xmiyahh i guess but i really feel like ppl don’t stop cause it’s not affecting their lives tragically the way crack and other drugs do physically. i see what you mean tho
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@tandilynnae
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
3 months
ppl who do this aren’t serious about you. if they’re keeping the door open for them the door is open for everyone..next
@Babybonnieee
Bonnie ✮
3 months
As a boyfriend or girlfriend you shouldn't be talking to nobody that liked you, had you, likes you, or used to like you... that's law and some of y'all don't get it
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
4 months
megan’s hater yet megan slept with her man behind her back..okay lol y’all probably sleep with y’all friends man then call em jealous SEEK HELP
@jiggyjayy2
MAY18TH
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Kelsey's likes??! Like thats really Megans hater
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
7 months
@blacened_fish @itskillakenz a rapper said in an interview he started messing with her when she was 15
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
8 months
ppl are scared of love & scared to get hurt. so they’d rather settle for temporary joy and lust.
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@tandilynnae
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2 months
@Kenney1787 @JuicyyyTheeGee @ra_torrence @ChannelOzz @mirajyonce we’re talking about music… that’s her job. obviously anyone with money have other investments. we’re talking about charts not basic ass common sense..
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
6 months
@NAOMlPlNK i’m not gonna lie, ppls favorite celebrity or model could wear this and no one would say nothing.
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
5 months
i thought about killing myself not too long ago & completely forgot my dog existed. i walked into my room & he looked so stressed. i’m so glad i walked back into my room. i almost left him for dead. i can’t leave this lil nigga here by himself. how could i forget about you? 😭
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
2 years
y’all don’t know what real peace is that’s all.
@iamkaylanicole
that girl.
2 years
Idc what yall say, eating out by yourself is not the flex you think it is. 😂 No convo. No jokes. Just silence and chewing.
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
4 months
roc nation has covered stuff up from r kelly to chris brown to tory y’all better catch onto the pattern of that messy label.
@kino_kinoputiya
Kinoputiya
4 months
It’s the tea Nicki got that got her shook… the same tea Roc nation worked hard to hide from the public in order to keep the “girl’s girl” narrative alive
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@tandilynnae
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1 year
@asaprania chris and kevin don’t fw eachother no more sadly.
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
2 years
i always here ppl talk about being the oldest and having to basically take on all the parent duties but no one talks about being the youngest and everyone depending on you and throwing their kids on you cause they always expect you to be there cause you’re the youngest.
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
7 months
i never made my friends pay me gas money. only if they offered & i never minded driving i grew up in a house where everything was 15-30 minutes away from me i never cared & it was never draining. y’all are just bad friends.
@t_sadiity
MS Libra ♎️
7 months
People with no car/don’t drive don’t realize how exhausting it is to link with them sometimes. Like AT THIS AGE, having to pick up, drop off, meet someone at their house, stop at the store rq every time and being the only driver is too much
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@tandilynnae
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3 months
Beyoncé also said she would never push herself that far again & that is was too much. So y’all mad at Rih for bein gentle with herself? find a life some of y’all couldn’t even do this & y’all have no kids.
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
5 months
@_shamyiaaaaa @kaee_1 either that or she’s been groomed to thinking it’s okay.
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
7 months
people really mad about this like they actually teach us the truth in school. i slept in every class still passed and graduated with all A’s. i don’t remember anything and i’m fine. teach something real maybe they’ll listen.
@_janyaaa
ja’nya💋
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the whole class sleep while the teacher reading 😭😭😭
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@tandilynnae
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4 months
they’re saying he “died in his sleep” just like his father “did” and i know that’s not the truth. rip King
@chudunno_me
Dr. FeelingsxFree
4 months
Dexter Scott King, the youngest son of Martin Luther King Jr. and Coretta Scott King, has passed away today. The King Center announced that King passed away after a “valiant battle with prostate cancer.” 🙏🏾🕊️
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
7 months
as an introvert i don’t get ready in 5 minutes imma need an hour or two & space so i don’t get overstimulated before i go out.
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
2 years
and to the bitches that’s maddd i’m only gettin finer and finer babe 🥰
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@tandilynnae
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1 year
@variexo oh you real fineee 😍
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@tandilynnae
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2 years
@realericabanks you love skinny women with a passion but don’t wanna be seen with them? that don’t even make sense
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@tandilynnae
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3 months
@bandotheone @royaledareal1 it look like she grooming him to me 😭
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@tandilynnae
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10 months
@JaYunnaMonae whewww never felt sum so accurate
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
4 months
they’re treating their kids like toys, like pets, & like games. they deserved what they got. i pray for those kids safety & i pray they find a great home. it’s inevitable but everything happens for a reason.
@traumaflower13
Necro💖(Taylor's Version)💖
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@chudunno_me @tropicallesbian He locked one of his daughters out the house and she threatened to call the police as well.
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@tandilynnae
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4 months
ever since mariah the scientist said daddy now when y’all say it i can’t tell if you’re talking about your actual father or your man. which is why i don’t call men daddy it gives trauma ✨ i didn’t know rick ross had a daughter i thought this was one of his little suga babies 😂
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
4 months
stop listening to these celebrities the moment you give money power over you is the moment you become a slave to it. aka sell your soul for it. be careful what you say to the universe. there’s a reason she said “not saying it’s right” cause she knows the real game.
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KYLESISTER
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Money is power. Money rules the world! Understand that and you’ll see a lot of shit differently. Not saying it’s right but it’s damn sure the truth.
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@tandilynnae
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6 months
would literally be hanging 🤣🤣
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@tandilynnae
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7 months
@coi_leray you should try bee pollen i’ve seen it grow ppl’s titties make em look plump. don’t let them doctors touch you coi.
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@tandilynnae
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6 months
@lifeeewitj love it here
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@tandilynnae
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5 months
@LabrishTeaor @Unapologetic_Z 1 of my guesses is it’s giving clones…lately nicki has been lookin physically different in multiple areas at a fast paste. some places she’s thicker than & wider than usual could just be me but something feels so off
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
5 months
@SlimReaperDJ @ItsLeannna lmfao what does your body look like mr. fitness
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
5 months
i smoke weed
@ThegirlJT
JT ☆
5 months
Seriously, what do y’all do to help anxiety??????
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
7 months
they mommas who was the side piece & thought they were the main
@Jameca2011
Jameca 💜
7 months
Cheating isn’t apart of the ups/downs in a relationship. Who the fuck raised y’all?
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
6 months
why is it when a man is insecure he tries to humble you? niggas really be jealous & it’s sick .
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
7 months
@coi_leray don’t entertain that pitbull she doin this all over a nigga
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
7 months
@xmiyahh you can’t be addicted to weed you can be addicted to what it’s rolled with and repetition
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
5 months
@abcd61142 @macaiyla @DailyLoud he didn’t do that to her tho she was lyin.
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
6 months
@_gbaaabyyy insecurities you can tell and show a nigga 1000 different ways you only want him. if he’s not secure within himself & still needs healing. he will never believe you that’s why it’s important to leave after they show you they aren’t ready.
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
8 months
this didn’t eat. y’all really weird fr.
@t_sadiity
MS Libra ♎️
8 months
Can’t yall get costumes that look realistic Tinker bell is not 200 pounds
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
6 months
@j0vintage you can express all the emotion you want, it may reduce your stress but it won’t reduce suicide because suicide is a mind thing
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
4 months
@tiyzaaa @RedRoomTweetz nah it does make sense i did this before & thought nothing of it. my sister blowed my phone up called my job & was about to have a whole search team come looking for me. all cause my accounts were deleted & she couldn’t get in contact with me .
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
4 months
celibacy is nice & all but being celibate, don’t make ppl feel bad for having sex there is nothing wrong with enjoying it. we we’re literally put here to do that & y’all make it seem like we’re not supposed to do it at all. make your journey yours & let ppl do them.
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
6 months
i love my dog so much i really wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for him ❤️
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
4 months
it’s crazy i still have friends who are still virgins & i deadass beg them to keep their “virginity” there ain’t shit out here worth wastin yo body on. don’t let these folks hype of pointless sex.
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
1 year
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@tandilynnae
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4 months
@coi_leray nah that’s the right size i wear a 38-39
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
2 years
i need to make a spam twitter cause imma get myself in trouble with this one 😭
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
1 year
knotless can last very long too if anything longer than box braids you just gotta get them done by someone who KNOWS how to do them.
@kendradeshawn
Ken♡
1 year
@xmiyahh lol that’s cause everybody doin knotless, get some box braids.
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
4 months
i would but imma be completely honest i’m scared asl that man gon be sneakin dick since he know it’s good & i’ll be damned to kiss a grown man after he just got done givin head. a lot of niggas cheat & i’ll be damned.
@jassydgaf
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would you date a bi man?
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
6 months
if y’all see me with a yt boy i don’t wanna hear it i tried with the colored
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
6 months
@xDaij chic fil a all day and if not them canes fasho 🤌🏾
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
10 months
at least suck it right if you gon put my dick in ya mouth
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
7 months
@coi_leray it’s okay coi 🖕🏾the haters you the 🐐
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
6 months
@nojumper chris brown personality so cute
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
4 months
Josselyn wild this whole time she been plottin on jaidyn they cute tho 😂
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
3 months
are the roaches in the room with us?
@Locwittati
𝑻. 𝑮𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒆 ᥫ᭡ 🌼
3 months
My roach collection 🤷🏽‍♀️ I know I’m not the only one who do this 😂
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@tandilynnae
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1 year
i’m not mentally okay and have been trying to find help for months but dk how. i been telling my family in many ways but no one wants to take it serious. the black community is seriously fucked, but imma continue to play this off with a smile :)
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@tandilynnae
Tandi Land
5 months
@shutupmom0 @abcd61142 @macaiyla @DailyLoud it’s easy to get a restraining order if someone has been charged with DV before especially in front of the world all you have to do is press charges & file an order. she was abused but couldn’t testify bffr.. educate yourself on how the law works.
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@tandilynnae
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4 months
i wanna move to Atlanta but Atlanta need to make weed legal
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