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Lagos, Nigeria
Joined April 2013
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Two things that can keep you indoor for the whole day.
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You enter portal see results you come dey refresh 💔😂😂 na binance app?
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What’s the regular breakfast for Saturday morning when you were growing up??
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Abeg help me check the price well, be like my eye dey pain me
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Bakin munafiki. Vs. Jan munafiki
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AMERICA: Hence forth BRITISH: As from today NIGERIA: As from today Hence forth.
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Please pray for our sister!!!!!! May jannatul firdaus be her final abode..... Allah yaa gafartaa mataa....😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😢
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When an okada man takes an unfamiliar route, we take off our earpiece so we can see well.
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IPhone users how market?
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Which one are you?
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This country suppose dey Netflix 😂
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Whoever did this commentary deserve national award? 😂😂
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How can I marry a sokoto girl waking me up saying... "Tashi kwanan ka ya kare" tabbbbbb
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You know when your slippers has almost cut, but you’re trying to manage it till you get home! That’s Nigeria rn.
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I hate slice bread, you will eat 9 slice and start to feel guilty.
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Imagine dating someone who don't know first 20 elements.
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Why do footballers sweat when the stadium is full of Fans?
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Whoever did this, cannot make heaven?? 😂😂
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Sunan wata anguwa.........??????
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Duk macen dataa wuce 25yrs a gidan tanaa tallan shoes believe me she is uwar garke......
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Stop washing your hand inside the pot after putting maggi.
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Can you imagine, someone that doesn't have a car said she can't date someone with a 2012 Benz, she even said "Do you know how many cars I have entered? "
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Having an educated parent is very stressful You can't ask for money for photosynthesis.
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1 million lefe WhatsApp group vibe.... Who's in?
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If it’s 2k you can afford tell her, if you don’t have tell her, if she wan leave you make she leave you, don’t go back to trenches because of woman.
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Sco pa tu mana
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So we can now react to Whatsapp messages.
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I don't care about ur followers..... And forget about my 20k followers am nobody... Am friendly but sometime am not, Me: what you give is what you will get.. Bamaii ciyar danii a Twitter Dan gaton uwar mutum
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Dama ace remote din azumi a hannu na yake..... Da sai mun kai 29 zan danna shi mu dawo 5.... Wata Mai albarka
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In kaji ta fara su baby an manta damu..... Toh wallahi taga skin dinka ya fara fresh ne, ga getzener, da promax
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Android users yen yen yen...... Wata ma sai da gabanta ya gaya mata ta samu iPhone din
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As a man why are you using snapchat.
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After you kneel down propose to your Babe and she says NO , what’s the next step?
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Yanzu idan wasu sukaa danne kii a lungu saii azo twitter ana damun mu da justice for ramcy.... Da duwawu kamar tukuba
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Ya Allah see them through.. Wallahi boko haram sun kama 6 of our family friends members
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When you marry a last born.... Anything is possible... Tag any last born lets greet them
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No be to cry during worship. you go gree stop hookup?
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If February doesn't March April May 😏
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Lord the ribs you took out from us are telling us we ain't their type.
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Naga wata yarinya tayi tweet wai tana son ta samu baby koba da aure ba....... Zakici uwarki yafi komai sauki
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Abaya burin kwaila......
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Shot on target. 😂😂
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You think you have problems, someone out there has a phone that shuts down at 79% .
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BUK girls look too expensive online... But in reality #200 GURASA is enough, buy her feelings🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
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Tace ya siya mata Abaya, yace tazo shago ta karba... Tace shagon su na kasuwa yace ba nan ba.. Kansa yana dan ciwo ya wuce shagon da yake kwana
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Wata sabuwa..... Uwar gida ta haihu Mai gida ya siya musu Atamfa iri daya da yar aiki.... Ashe taji haushi.... Uwar gida taje ta siyo shadda aka dinka mata da itaa da Mai gadi suka saka ranar suna...... Har yanzu muna gaban Mai gari
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Ni kaduna kudu ne ko arewa? Naga samarin garin dukka kansu cibiri-cibiri, kuma duk da gajerun wanduna
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Someone's girlfriend
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Sco pa tu manaa
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Bombooclaat
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How much is Abaya please?
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Create your own happiness. 😂
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Jikin ne ya sake tashi?
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'Za a rinƙa cilla wa 'yan gudun hijira abinci daga jirgin sama' 👉
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Omo this great energetic performance from AG baby and @davido at 02 Arena last night is 🔥🔥🔥
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Wallahi Yadda mata suke son IPhone da haka suke son Allah da manzon sa da sun huta duniya da lahira.....
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Why do girls accept another man while in a relationship?
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Ancee na izala maula suke zuwaa..... Shi kumaa meyee yaje yi?
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Shugaban Tijjaniya na duniya ya kai wa Buhari ziyara
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Wait till the end 😂😂
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Me watching TV with my parents My mind: Please don't kiss.
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1999: Nineteen ninety nine 1888: Eighteen eighty eight 1111: ????
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Science student 😂😂😂
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Once you start paying house rent, you go know say one year na just six months 😂
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Girlfriend: Baby, Valentine is coming Me: My regards to him.
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Azumin yau kamar hudu na dauka lokaci daya Aradu
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What goes inside dry and come out wet?
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The videos of ur Ex in gallery should be called as xvideos.
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When you scream out the lyrics of a song but it hasn't gotten to that part yet.
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Kaii kaa kaiii kaaa kaiiii
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$hareef
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Dama wannan app din kake shiga kake raina mana hankali @Ase_haqq @Auwerl @abbah_DDA
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If the video I just watched on radio is true.. honestly, we're finished
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I’m not speaking until my lawyer arrives.
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I visited my Uncle and he gave me 10k for Keke back home, I looked at my legs and my legs looked at me and we both laughed.
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Calling a man Sir, when you clearly know he’s in love with you Is the botanical name of witchcraft.
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Too much grace dey follow Portable 💯
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Omo Laycon issa vibes 🔥🔥 #Greatness2
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