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Midrand, South Africa
Joined March 2016
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@svdkenie
Nkene
2 years
Live in a few minutes. πŸ™πŸ½πŸ™πŸ½πŸ™πŸ½πŸ™πŸ½
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@svdkenie
Nkene
7 years
or people just found a space to share their stories about suffering with depression because people like you exist offline but aye man.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
2 years
Max needed Perez, 3 pit stops w Three different tyres, a VSC and a real safety car AND Michael Masi cheating to beat Lewis. My goat is undisputed.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
6 years
big dick energy.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
2 years
also first time a black man used the race card, in the room full of black people and we all agree with the white man. That’s how bad Bheki Cele is.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
5 years
you’re safe and you deserve me.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
8 years
Data. Varsity Fees. Dstv. Men. White People. Unemployment. Police. ANC. DA. Stolen Polos. everything is a lot mate.
@mbindwane
Bo Mbindwane
8 years
South Africa ranked Most Unhappy Nation in the world. Again. 2016 HPI score.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
2 years
mans was stealing as health minister during a global health pandemic. pls man.
@azania1023
Azania
2 years
Incoming President Zweli Mkhize accepts nomination. He will prioritise 1. Ending loadshedding 2. Creating jobs 3. Ending factions 4. Violent crimes 5. Violence against women and children 6. Drug abuse
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@svdkenie
Nkene
5 years
another sadderday, another L. πŸ’”πŸ’”
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@svdkenie
Nkene
7 years
stop embarrassing your girlfriends man.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
4 years
your girlfriend will enjoy everything y’all do bc she just wants it to be with you.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
8 years
you read about men sexually assaulting women everyday but you think they say "men are trash" because heartbreak? πŸ˜‚
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@svdkenie
Nkene
8 years
Skeem Saam just did this. I'm tired guys.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
7 years
your girlfriend be speaking highly of you and riding for you while y'all texting other girls? wow. niggas.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
5 years
cause if you’re 23+ and you getting excited about first years. im judging you my g.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
4 years
when she got that WAP fr.
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Nkene
2 years
Mans has the whole country saying β€œfuck your apartheid struggles” during Mandela’s month.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
6 years
T’Challa opens up wakanda to the reat of the world and fuckers bring Thanos there in less than a month. im sick.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
5 years
mal sat on the couch πŸ˜‚
@JoeBuddenPod
The JBP
5 years
Episode 202 | β€œNEXT!” @JoeBudden @thisisrory @MAL___ #JoeBuddenPodcast πŸŽ₯FULL VIDEO:
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@svdkenie
Nkene
5 years
you could post selfies eveyday and i won’t be mad.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
7 months
β€œnow here is the weather” is truly insane.
@Lowkey0nline
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The BBC admits that it misled the public about pro-Palestinian demonstrations in the UK.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
7 years
black people are an experience. πŸ˜‚πŸ”₯
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@svdkenie
Nkene
7 years
lmao. i love my timeline man.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
7 years
High School history really made De Klerk sound like a hero. Like he came in 1990 and said, let's stop apartheid.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
7 years
and S/O to all the women who are dealing with their insecurities and are working on loving themselves.
@MACKWILDS
Mack.
7 years
S/O to all the women who love themselves
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@svdkenie
Nkene
2 years
i wish nothing but Ls for Max until he retires.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
7 years
can't wait to be financially independent, sexually satisfied and emotionally stable.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
2 years
Salah 2022
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@svdkenie
Nkene
7 years
nobody cheats more than niggas who post about their girl all the time and have them as headers.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
5 years
xhosa women > the rest.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
8 years
you're not "just sad", take your depression seriously and get help. stop being an avoidant champion.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
8 years
Don't let Frank Ocean's album distract from the fact that Caster Semenya won gold with no features.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
6 years
timeline should never know we talk.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
5 years
biiiiig mood.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
8 years
you not even there? but you talking the loudest? @LynseySharp
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@svdkenie
Nkene
4 years
first day here, its mad cold but i hope shit works out.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
6 years
me finding you attractive doesn’t mean i want you. i don’t want anyone.
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Nkene
4 years
mandem with star tattoos talking mad loud.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
6 years
damn, nobody wants us.
@Mothupiii
Morena
6 years
i don't understand how some of you are single.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
5 years
fam. just drop the album. @SoGallant
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@svdkenie
Nkene
4 years
you nasty as a man (grown adult) if you cannot cook or clean. that’s basic things.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
1 year
first time emailing BCCSA and shit felt good. is this how it feels like to report bad shit happening? 😭
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@svdkenie
Nkene
5 years
after national elections, she gets the front cover? clout level 100000.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
5 years
never stop bringing your Ls to the timeline.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
7 years
@GaryLineker lmaoo. yes he is.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
5 years
nigga had t.i, wayne, jay, the dream, swizz, kanye, mrs beats, timbo on his debut. πŸ”₯
@RapFavorites
Rap Favorites
5 years
9 years ago today, Drake released his debut album, β€œThank Me Later.” It debuted at No. 1 on the charts & sold 447,000 copies in its first week despite leaking nearly two weeks early. πŸ’Ώ
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@svdkenie
Nkene
6 years
never tweeting each other >>>
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@svdkenie
Nkene
6 years
unreal song
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@svdkenie
Nkene
6 years
energy.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
3 years
gold reef city is cool until you realise you spend more time in lines than on rides.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
8 years
the captions are endless. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­
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@svdkenie
Nkene
8 years
get snacks and refreshments. get comfortable. open books. login on Twitter. tweet.
@lesegohlum_
Lesego.
8 years
Let's exchange study methods guys? How do you study?🌸
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@svdkenie
Nkene
2 years
Friday or Monday. Friday - whole weekend is messed. Monday - whole week is a mess and you be pissed off as the day goes.
@nottodayyoubum
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what’s the worst day of the week to get your ass beat in a fight and why?
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2 years
may has been beating my ass, cant wait for it to end.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
6 years
i guess, y’all don’t understand how music makes people feel and that’s okay.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
7 years
Got the Job. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@svdkenie
Nkene
6 years
xxx is one trash human being but celebrating his death is just weird.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
7 years
list. how to let go. πŸ’•πŸ’«
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@svdkenie
Nkene
5 years
tweet about it, hoping she sees so she can come back home. like now. i miss you, palesa.
@taythenomad
taytayπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦
5 years
What do you do when you miss an ex?
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@svdkenie
Nkene
7 years
duuude. imagine being happy for other artists who are meeting their idols and potentially growing their brand. disgusting.
@guluvabynature
AbouTrigga
7 years
are we celebrating that south africans were at a p.diddy party ?
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@svdkenie
Nkene
5 years
smh. how do you go from β€œi wish you well” to this.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
8 years
God when black people are suffering...
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@svdkenie
Nkene
2 years
β€œgirls move weird” β€œboys move weird” 😭 yes, people move weird and men are just more dangerous. horrible debate 😭
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@svdkenie
Nkene
7 years
because 2 out of the four think a mental illness is a "trend" and 1 out of the remaining two thinks we're depressed for attention. so.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
7 years
books are amazing. i love reading so much.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
7 years
lmao. koolkat went from "i'm sorry i did that" to "aye man look, i have a good album and im making art work, why you hating?!" so quick.
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@svdkenie
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7 years
me: i really feel good man. i don't miss this person anymore, i think im ready to mov... person:
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@svdkenie
Nkene
7 years
that sexual assaulter thing.
@nkszmkhize
MaMkhize
7 years
Okmalumkoolkat has that thing! Istrong futhi!
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@svdkenie
Nkene
7 years
I just found out what love languages were yesterday. if you didn't know:
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@svdkenie
Nkene
1 year
Mr 012. RIP Oupa πŸ™πŸ½πŸ™πŸ½
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@svdkenie
Nkene
2 years
Kabza and Phori respected us and gave everyone their monies worth.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
6 years
huge mood
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@svdkenie
Nkene
8 years
anyway, I feel good today. (._.') #WorldSmileDay
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@svdkenie
Nkene
3 years
just become a workers union and leave politics alone.
@EFFSouthAfrica
Economic Freedom Fighters
3 years
The EFF Will Not Participate In Ramaphosa’s Meeting With Political Parties
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@svdkenie
Nkene
6 years
we give booty rubs and take care of your mental health over here.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
7 years
calling white people white is discrimination.
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@svdkenie
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7 years
me: can't wait to see the moon tonight. the clouds:
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@svdkenie
Nkene
1 year
Eskom is basically saying we are looting and looting so much that we can’t afford to tell you. if we tell you, the credit rating will be extremely bad. South Africa. πŸ˜‚
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@svdkenie
Nkene
6 years
being single and you realize the dating pool is garbage. connections are hard to make. chemisty is hard to find.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
3 years
β€œwhich party will do better than ANC?” bra, how the fuck should we know, that’s why we voting for them. so we can see.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
1 year
I feel for don design. losing a close friend and have people blame you for his murder. twitter investigators <<<
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@svdkenie
Nkene
8 years
why is your comprehension skills and critical thinking so bad...
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@svdkenie
Nkene
7 years
Beyonce included Black Coffee feat Drake and Jorja Smith in her playlist that's dedicated to Hov. Coffee is peaking.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
7 years
being alive.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
7 years
our rape and sexual assault stats have been high since forever. women tweet their experiences daily but we deflect and gaslight them daily.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
5 years
if your love ain’t 3000. i don’t want it.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
7 years
i know im probably never going to meet 80% of people here. i have no one else to talk too. it's therapeutic, to an extent. πŸ˜’πŸ˜”
@allenharperr
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People overshare stuff on social media
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@svdkenie
Nkene
6 years
fela in versace slaps so fucking hard.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
7 years
considering how people treat her. she should have been rude a while ago.
@ShadiL_
Shadi L πŸ¦„
7 years
Bonang is becoming rude hey. Use to be SA's sweetheart.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
7 years
pretoria is the greatest city on the planet.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
2 years
mpho is so fine man #BBMzansi
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@svdkenie
Nkene
7 years
felt this in my chest.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
8 years
nah, they boyfriends don't police their bodies though.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
6 years
these are kinda cool
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@svdkenie
Nkene
7 years
can't wait for the day you guys "learn" how to appreciate certain body types without slandering others. that's going to be great.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
5 years
made men, stay schemin, free spirit, lord knows, aston martin music, money in the grave. zero misses.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
5 years
landlord got beaten up last week by going to the wrong apartment with the wrong attitude, now he walks around with 3 armed niggas.
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@svdkenie
Nkene
4 years
same.
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