🥀 @nottodayyoubum Twitter profile

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@nottodayyoubum

10 months

please look at my nail tech’s phone case

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@nottodayyoubum

2 years

FIRE EVERYONE. Her pussy lip presenting omg

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@nottodayyoubum

3 years

Yo whose mans????

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@nottodayyoubum

3 years

when they asked for a titty pic & instructed me on how to take it

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@nottodayyoubum

2 years

RIP TO A LEGEND OK. WE STAN LESLIE JORDAN FOREVER

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@nottodayyoubum

2 years

YO WHAT???!!!

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@nottodayyoubum

2 years

My friend’s man told her he finally got a job after being without one since the pandemic started. He told her he’d be working from home. Today she informs the group chat that his equipment for work came in today and it’s a fucking mic 😭😭😭😭 this man is starting a podcast.

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@nottodayyoubum

1 year

This makes me think of that story of robbers breaking into a home & asked the parents to pick one kid to die & if they didn’t they’d kill the whole family. The dad picked one of his sons and the robbers told the son to use that info & just left.

SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀

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1 year

Man drove his Tesla with his family inside the vehicle off a 250ft cliff intentionally. Everyone survived, now the father is facing attempted murder & child abuse charges.

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@nottodayyoubum

5 months

LMFAOOOOOOOO

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@nottodayyoubum

5 months

I just watched a GRWM video for an Atlanta night out and let me just say LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

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@nottodayyoubum

1 year

This hairstylist needs to be locked up immediately.

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@nottodayyoubum

2 years

Not Blac Chyna doing Sunday School with her kids and dasss it

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@nottodayyoubum

8 months

I just bought all of this at my baby cousin’s grocery store for $372.

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@nottodayyoubum

26 days

He can’t believe his fucking eyes. LMFAOOOOO

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26 days

the unveil from the 🔝.

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@nottodayyoubum

2 years

Seeing “_______ blocked you” be having me so confused sometimes 😭😭😭

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@nottodayyoubum

1 year

What level of “little”

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1 year

Might do a little reading tonight

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@nottodayyoubum

2 years

Me walking away from the gas pump after spending $90

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@nottodayyoubum

1 year

ONLY JERRY SPRINGER COULD ORCHESTRATE SOMETHING LIKE THIS

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@nottodayyoubum

3 years

like why is your brothers best friend at your fathers funeral fucking your mom?

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3 years

i hate porn with no narrative. i need to know why you guys are having sex.

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@nottodayyoubum

4 months

Ya wife married a bozo LMFAOOO

It’s HIM

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4 months

Marriage isn’t any better… don’t get excited.

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@nottodayyoubum

2 years

my nail tech just pushed my appt back an hour cuz she gotta fight her baby father’s gf. 🙄

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@nottodayyoubum

2 years

What’s the funniest way Julius tried to save money in Everybody Hates Chris?

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@nottodayyoubum

2 years

My unborn baby coming back to heaven after a miscarriage due to me fighting all these bitches at brunch:

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@nottodayyoubum

1 year

probably got a whiff of that wash day interval pussy

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@nottodayyoubum

1 year

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

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@nottodayyoubum

10 months

😂😂😂😂

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@nottodayyoubum

3 years

I have never ever ever ever ever in my life seen someone swipe that fast before

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@nottodayyoubum

2 years

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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@nottodayyoubum

1 year

I tweeted this when I was high off an edible. I have no recollection of where the fuck I saw this at to give anyone a link to the story. LMFAO

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@nottodayyoubum

2 years

she’s been mad excited talking about trips they’ll take this summer. 😭😭😭😭😭 bitchhhhh

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@nottodayyoubum

1 year

@Supreme_Khai_ send it to me because idk what the fuck I was talking about

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@nottodayyoubum

2 years

?????

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@nottodayyoubum

9 months

MEGHANN CUNIFF SAID PLEASE UNDERSTAND THESE ERRORS ARE IGGY AZALEA’S AND IGGY AZALEA’S ALONE

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@nottodayyoubum

10 months

lol not too much on my tech. She goofy but her work isn’t 😭 & she got the case off temu!

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@nottodayyoubum

2 years

1. My friend knows I tweeted this & is in the quotes crying (literally & figuratively) 2. He told her he had a job with a tech company, in communications. (🥴) 3. They broke up. 4. There’s no podcast link as of now, but when he gets wifi I’ll post it. He’s focused on moving rn

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@nottodayyoubum

1 year

One of the greatest moments on this app.

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@nottodayyoubum

9 months

Krabs showed him who he wasn’t real quick.

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9 months

No bc who he thought he was

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@nottodayyoubum

1 year

Stylist: BraidsbyJaylo Stay away from me and my loved ones.

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@nottodayyoubum

2 years

this has me WEAK 😂😂😂

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@nottodayyoubum

8 months

@Justinbobbyx13 Having a legend on here doing this is upsetting

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@nottodayyoubum

2 years

She won! LETS FUCKIN GOOOOO

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@nottodayyoubum

2 years

I’ve been watching this man’s videos about him remodeling this room and he just pissed me the fuck off with this final update.

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@nottodayyoubum

2 years

I don’t have anymore updates. Bless to them both.

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@nottodayyoubum

1 month

If I send you this just know I’m not rocking with you anymore. #SHOGUN

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@nottodayyoubum

2 years

Enes Freedom on the phone with Shams

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@nottodayyoubum

1 year

Ja Morant every fucking game

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2 years

😭😭😭 pls

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@nottodayyoubum

3 years

Agnes on some Hansel & Greta type nonsense and I’m here for it. #WandaVision

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@nottodayyoubum

2 years

& SNAPPED. 🗣🗣🗣

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@nottodayyoubum

2 years

This had you going crazy?

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@nottodayyoubum

6 months

This is the final boss stage of gatekeeping

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2 years

AFTER ALL THIS WE STILL HAVE JULIUS RANDLE?

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@nottodayyoubum

2 years

Amber Rose’s ex/baby father is dating CHER. THEE CHER.

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@nottodayyoubum

1 year

This is why I love twitter 😂 found the guys in the video.

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1 year

@nottodayyoubum yall chill on me n gang😂😂😂

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@nottodayyoubum

3 years

Teddy said alright Irene dead now whats really good with ya pops Franklin?? #SnowfallFX

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@nottodayyoubum

1 year

I’m so irritated. My baby cousins are sleeping over my place and they’ve decided to have a boiled egg eating competition. My entire apartment smells like fucking ass.

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@nottodayyoubum

2 years

I remember when people thought DAMN was supposed to be listened to backwards and TDE was like “yea.. let’s release that mf backwards and make some more money.” 😭😭

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@nottodayyoubum

4 months

Women in the quotes siding with him. YUCK

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@nottodayyoubum

2 years

@shOoObz I know he can make it through!

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@nottodayyoubum

6 months

@BleacherReport LMFAOOOO OK MAN

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@nottodayyoubum

2 years

LMFAOOOOOO

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@nottodayyoubum

2 years

The Wire really had some hilarious scenes. Wee-Bey bringing D’Angelo over to show him how to take care of his fish but D’Angelo thinking he was about to die had me CRYINNGGG

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@nottodayyoubum

4 days

37 BUT YOU SHOWING UP AS A 7 YR OLD

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@nottodayyoubum

2 years

the placement of the bed is the most disappointing

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3 years

😂😂

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2 years

ABC News Politics

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2 years

JUST IN: Sec. of State Antony Blinken says U.S. "put a substantial proposal on the table" to facilitate release of Paul Whelan and Brittney Griner from Russia.

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@nottodayyoubum

1 year

Michael Irvin scares me

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2 years

The Wire really had some hilarious scenes. Wee-Bey bringing D’Angelo over to show him how to take care of his fish but D’Angelo thinking he was about to die had me CRYINNGGG

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3 years

@DragonflyJonez Nah Anderson dead on the floor has me crying

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1 year

WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.

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@nottodayyoubum

2 years

FUCK YA LIFE!

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10 months

@JHWreporter She funny for this

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@nottodayyoubum

2 years

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

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@nottodayyoubum

2 years

Remember when Erykah Badu sat through an entire interview with DJ Akademiks trying to figure out who he reminded her of just to say JERRY THE FUCKING MOUSE LMFAOOOO

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@nottodayyoubum

5 months

my unborn baby back in heaven after Anthony Edwards sent me 100k to k word it.

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@nottodayyoubum

2 years

Me waking up out of my coma to cash my Davante Adams “push” check.

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1 year

FRAN DRESCHER YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS!!!!!

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@nottodayyoubum

1 month

J Cole executive produced that commercial where the kid owned up to his mistake during the basketball game and cost his team the win, so we shouldn’t be THAT surprised about this.

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@nottodayyoubum

6 months

EJECTED IS A BIG WORD FOR ELMO

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6 months

Choking a nigga and getting ejaculated 1 minute into the game is new heights for Draymond

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@nottodayyoubum

2 years

LETS RIDE!

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3 years

God went the fuck off with this one. #metgala

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8 months

I ate all my groceries already

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@nottodayyoubum

2 years

LAKERS 0-5 🗣🗣🗣🗣

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@nottodayyoubum

3 years

@ThaRegalOne I successfully blocked him.

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2 years

@AsToIdbyTerry 🗣🗣🗣🗣

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@nottodayyoubum

1 year

Lol how many teachers did you have in your classroom? This tweet is hilarious but yeah I hope she sees this too ☺️

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1 year

@nottodayyoubum She can actually do hair tho???? Her braids are phenomenal. Why are you defaming a black hairstylist ? I hope she sees this and sues

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@nottodayyoubum

9 months

@SuaveBry Diddy after your 6th shot:

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@nottodayyoubum

5 months

Omni Man:

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5 months

Can I see a pic of your pet?

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@nottodayyoubum

3 years

manboy when he saw “Leon” in the trunk. #SnowfallFX

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2 years

some of you saying “at least he got a room” like ok woop de doo… WHY DID HE PUT THE FURNITURE THERE THO???

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@nottodayyoubum

1 month

Tyler the Creator was fucking that food up while Jerrod Carmichael was physically in pain over that rejection LMFAOOOOO

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@nottodayyoubum

3 years

Is Tristan Thompson a good basketball player? I don’t ever hear about him playing.. just his cheating.

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4 years

@dereckapurnell Was a nanny for a kid who dressed up as BP everyday. 🥺

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4 months

@BRIMAFIA Lmaooo happy I’ve never seen one. She disturbs me

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@nottodayyoubum

1 year

Teenage boys so fucking dumb because why are you doing this at 6am and why you cook all my fucking eggs

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2 years

You know we can see you?

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3 years

THIS WHY TONY HAWK GOATED

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2 years

Remember when Erykah Badu sat through an entire interview with DJ Akademiks trying to figure out who he reminded her of just to say JERRY THE FUCKING MOUSE LMFAOOOO

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5 months

@DonDadaNYC Lmaoooo ok man.

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3 years

You gotta be fucking kidding me 😭😭😭

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