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lissi al gaib

@sumbitches

5 months

Updated my favorites. It was brutal

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3 months

Me on Jupiter having achieved the state of more stupider

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2 years

@Srirachachau a huge day for thin blonde white women

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6 months

This is what happened to George Lucas. And Martin Scorsese. And Francis Ford Coppola.

Olivia Celine "Olive" Lancaster #FreePalestine🇵🇸

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Imagine being a 1950s teen boy going into a movie because you saw a woman in a bikini on the poster and it's Ikiru.

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11 months

Thinking today about the guy who thought that Nico was Lou Reed doing a gay voice

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@Srirachachau “What’s this thing that’s going on?”—james cameron on 9/11

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2 years

@Srirachachau I remember in Steve Martin’s “Born Standing Up,” Steve mentions that Elvis cornered him and said he (Steve) had an “o-blique” sense of humor, and that he too had an “o-blique” sense of humor. I think if he had lived he would have had an interesting second act being “o-blique.”

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2 years

Is there any streamer that will let you “track the action with Google Maps”? No. Buy physical media!

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2 months

Me when I quantum leapt into a chimp

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@NoahPasternak

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1 year

@Srirachachau i love her look. like a disdainful Columbo villain

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11 months

What the fuck how this is not Cillian Murphy

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tyler glasnow looking great so far today vs. the rangers

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3 years

Big lol at the secret service guy who heard pride and thought chandler bing

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3 years

. @VP Kamala Harris makes a stop at the @CapitalPrideDC walk and rally.

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1 year

That alt text is real helpful

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I saw some great movies this year – here are some of my favorites. What did I miss?

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@MatthewFerrari I wonder what office Gleb holds

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lissi al gaib

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10 months

@Srirachachau it's midatlantic culture to in your 70s get an enormous dog that you refuse to train, name him something like "champ" or "pal," then let him run wild

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2 years

Whenever someone posts something stupid on here

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@Srirachachau This energy

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@gayest_tone Time passes differently in the conservative mind

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2 years

@harryhew @Srirachachau he was like a hot girl in that no one could believe that he was being funny on purpose

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3 months

@homeofsexuals Imagine you’re a fraternal twin in the womb and your brother splits into three guys. Honestly so rude.

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6 months

Oh yeah, and De Palma

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5 years

@GovLarryHogan What is this situation, my dude

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He’s so mad rn

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"The X-Files" creator Chris Carter was asked “where’s the sex appeal?” by studio executives when he cast Gillian Anderson. “Even though Gillian’s beautiful, she wasn’t their idea of sexy...they didn’t understand what I was trying to do with the show."

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3 years

@paynus3 You can tell it was written by someone who has no real life experience with mojo loss

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2 years

@stereogum If she set up a gofundme, I’d donate

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1 year

@TrevorSummers77 @elidet No, THEY have $8. YOU blew yours on Twitter.

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4 years

Free Palestine

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6 months

I can see those four old pervs bonding over “the Ikiru poster”

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1 year

@hugefarm i always call it "saturday night in ohio"

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2 years

me charging into the theater when jackass forever comes out

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1 year

Is that a nintendog

Fat Kid Deals

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1 year

Entryway DoorMat for $5.99! (Retail $12) *coupon on page

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4 years

@msdanifernandez I never meant to suggest “Selena” itself isn’t historical (or great!). As I recall, we were in the middle of studying the fall of the Soviet Union at that time.

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@writtenlow She dumps him when she finds out that’s actually not how Napoleon ate

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@70Ceeks That’s not a selfie lol

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@Srirachachau A generational talent

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4 years

@NYTNational Constructing these ledes in a way that to minimizes the blame of the police shooter is a white supremacist act

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2 months

@ByYourLogic @writtenlow I saw the original post before she deleted and the weirdest part is that she’s in Italy. American, but lives in Italy. Italians must hate her.

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1 year

@RightToWork bubba this ain't 1983. those tricks don't work any more

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9 months

@staticbluebat Lowest possible bar to clear

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10 months

My brother found this AI profile on Bumble. I’m going to have literal nightmares about this dog.

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8 months

@MsMelChen That happens a lot when you aren’t funny

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3 years

Is it just me or does this stage look like guy fieri

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4 years

@joekennedy Scram

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9 years

@DanKCharnley http://t.co/raiUZCNJyo

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3 years

@BustaFreak98 @CBSSunday @DavidSedaris David Sedaris should be fired for not having made anyone laugh for 20 years

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10 years

*slides piece of paper* "Here's my counteroffer. I think you'll find it more than reasonable." "This just says 'big titty werewolf' on it."

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3 years

Benedict Cumberbatch studying episodes of Viva La Bam on Dailymotion to finally get the Philly accent down for Dr. Strange 2

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4 years

@thesarahkelly My mind is reeling at all the war crimes you would have to do to afford a house like that by age 39

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3 years

What stage of capitalism is chips flavored chips

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4 years

YOU ARE FROM INDIANA

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2 years

@ampol_moment that's a colostomy bag

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9 months

@joker_misato What the fuck this is so sad

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2 years

@willmenaker

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5 months

This is what I was watching when I found out Ruth Bader Ginsberg died

ettingermentum🥥🌴

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3 months

Me explaining Temporary Secretary to some enfeebleds too dumb to get McCartney II

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5 months

@Srirachachau The Legendary movies are one for them and Godzilla Minus One is one for him

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4 years

Ok, well, first of all, she was framed

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1 year

@JimmyJazz1968

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2 years

Middle aged white people tip: if they call themselves grumpy, RUN

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4 years

The Simpsons didn’t predict anything we just never did anything about the problems back then so they’re still here now

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3 years

@CBSSunday @DavidSedaris

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2 years

@McNaughtonArt @meta4uu You did the painting, brainiac

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3 years

Matt Groening, Thanksgiving 1989: I have a show coming out next week. It’s about a family of dipshits. I named them all after you. I’m the cool one

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@ettingermentum He would never say it

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10 months

@Srirachachau my mom got a puppy she named "buddy" when she retired and every morning if my brother tried sleeping in, buddy would punch him in the nuts with his paw

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3 years

@ByYourLogic Hopefully he saw this video