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King of Strings. Spitting Alpha Prime Energy. Nuff said.

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@angel_0f_deathx LEGS!!!!!!!
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@angryfermion Siiiiigggh. Learn differential forms bro.
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@lavaxgrl Feb 15 i might be free. 😉
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@SarahSevans2000 Don’t settle.
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This. Fuq the careerist asskissing assbags with their petty vindictive politics. DO IT BECAUSE YOU NEED TO KNOW!!!!!!!!! 🔥 🔥 🔥 🐉 🐉 🐉
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A PhD is not supposed to be useful for your career. It is supposed to be fun and meet your hunger for understanding things.
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@Kaju_Nut Lol. Don’t forget this one.
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@raekennedy_ Already fuqqed up. 😜
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@icounselevery 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑
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@angel_0f_deathx 😘😘😘
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@angryfermion But then you get x = x. THANKS FOR NOTHING ALGEBRA!!!!
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@ThePhDPlace “That idea will never work,” said the senior hep-th bro. 6 months later “Yes, I published that idea, oh I didn’t realize you were thinking about similar things,” SAID THE SENIOR HEP-TH BRO.
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@ask_aubry “What IS the deal with pedophiles? I mean, who ARE these people?”
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KITP program on what is string theory such a joke this week. Strominger shilling his celestial vaporware. Penington giving a job talk (errrr colloquium) What’s inside a black hole? How bout what’s inside KITP? Anti-string bullshit. Fuq KITP.
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Fuq the crackpots.
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@Blazingoth Hiiiiiiiiiii
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@FlirtyMoom String theory! Hope you brought your appetite! #alphaprimeenergy
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Hep-th postdoc job market this year.
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Takin a break, gonna touch some grass. Stay loose bros and broettes!
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That one hep-th bro who doesn’t talk to anybody, doesn’t ask questions, just nursing his coffee silently at the hep-th conference.
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What would you name him?🤣
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Senior hep-th bro during a coffee break at “Strings” 2024
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@mtb_woman Lol that chair be smellin like tuna and ass.
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@kasthedilla Sry. Black. Always bet on black.
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@ThePhDPlace Lol. Stanford prez got canned for research misconduct. Schon also got canned. Plenty of others.
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stringking42069 at “Strings” 2024
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@CackowskiLiz Congrats!
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That one bro going for his 4th hep-th postdoc.
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@nikkinami_ Heeeeeeeyyyyyyy
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@commutat0r @absurdista60658 Polchinski vol. 1 Polchinski vol. 2 Johnson BBS GSW vol. 1 GSW vol. 1 Weinberg vol. 1 Weinberg vol. 2 Weinberg vol. 3 (crap notation, Dirac fields for 4d susy? wtf.) Origins by Conlon (fanboi particle physics poetry just for lols.)
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@nikkinami_ Heeeyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!
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This.
@Hassaan_PHY
Superconformal Hassaan
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This is a long thread for a chapter-by-chapter review and a reading guide for volume 1 of Polchinski’s book on string theory. Familiarity with the basics of QFT and GR is required (you will need these pre-requisites to read the book anyway) 1/69 #physics #scicomm
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That one hep-th bro mannnnny years ago. smh.
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@DrunkScribe Polchinski put down the manuscript. His sinuous biceps rippled as he made his way over to the bed, where his latest conquest was waiting. “Aren’t you tired?” She whispered. “No. The D-branes. They give me strength.” He plunged his member deep as she moaned in ecstasy.
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Qubitzer attempting to do an ACTUAL calculation in quantum gravity.
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Nuclear theory is where losers who couldn’t cut it in hep-th go.
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PSA for bros who claim to be quantum gravity experts. Plz read up on genus expansion. Polchinski is great, but Tong decent explanation too. Sec 6.1.1
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@AspenInstitute @AspenPIE Attending a conference in Aspen is an easy way to go broke fast. #overrated
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@memecrashes Plz. dF = 0 d*F = J
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Epstein!
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Seiberg at basically every hep-th conference ever.
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Siiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhhhhh
@stephen_wolfram
Stephen Wolfram
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A rendering of the beginning of our universe (along one rulial+quantum branch) in our Wolfram Physics Project---and the first steps in the construction of space. (The nodes are not in space; they're what space is made of.)
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Annual “strings” conference would be waaayyy better with a smoke off.
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Most iconic battle in history. Snoop vs Wiz smoke off
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@RVolkas Blackboard > Whiteboard
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@Kaju_Nut Eh, it happens. These committees usually have a buncha losers on them anyway. Then they act like fanboys for whoever the senior bro is pushing in a given cycle. Alot of these “hot shots who got the job” burnout fast and do jack shit the rest of their careers.
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@QuantaMagazine Tbh this is a kinda antiquated take on strings. Strings is a computational framework much like qft is a computational framework. Plenty of qfts which have shit all to do with reality. Doesn’t make them any less valid to study.
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celestial holographers asking for renewal on their simons collab grant.
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Re-energising Your Career
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#AcademicTwitter When the data makes no sense! #phdvoice #phdchat
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@martinmbauer POLCHINSKI
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@itsalexkay Not to “strings” 2024 that’s for damn sure.
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@michaelcurzi Polchinski. You should read Polchinski. Start with Volume 1 so you get comfortable with bosonic strings and then work your way up to superstrings in Volume 2. #alphaprimeenergy
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Feel like this says alot more about empty cite chasing than anything else.
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End of year report: top 5 most cited papers from the past 5 years on hep-th. Swampland holding steady, black holes still strong, but perhaps peaked a little?
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@nikkinami_ Hey yourself. 😉
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@Philip_Goff Lol. You have no way to calculate any of these probabilities. #meaninglesssymbolmasturbation
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Picture of hep-th job market this year.
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@TheStrugglingS4 Naw, I’m at the bottom of the fuqqing lake.
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Takin a break. Might pop back early if this islands debate actually ever happens. Stay loose bros and broettes! 😉
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@MsAshBash420 That’s some mustache rizzzzzzzzzzzzz
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This.
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@MilfNWhiskey Not even something about string theory? smh. missin out.
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This.
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Accurate.
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Celebrity academics at a conference
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@JhonsonMar37151 Okay, but do you like string theory? Asking for a friend.
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@BahramShakerin 🤮 these old jagoffs have thrown an entire generation of strings under the bus. Fuq them.
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Bena giving a talk at KITP today. Any guess on how many times he gonna start screaming at everyone?
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Bye.
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That one hep-th bro Feb. 20.
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@angryfermion Maybe in cond-mat. Lol. #weaksauce
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🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷 Korean hep-th power rankings!!!! I got SNU, IBS, KAIST, KIAS and UNIST on the card. I miss anything decent? Any chance KAIST doesn’t steamroll everybody?!?!
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What a piece of shit.
@skdh
Sabine Hossenfelder
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Public lecture about my book "Existential Physics" coming up livestreamed on YouTube
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@angryfermion Incorrect take bro. Enjoy copeistan.
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@DrunkScribe Polchinski put down the manuscript. His sinuous biceps rippled as he made his way over to the bed, where his latest conquest was waiting. “Aren’t you tired?” She whispered. “No. The D-branes. They give me strength.” He plunged his member deep as she moaned in ecstasy.
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That one bro getting a hep-th postdoc offer in April.
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The reaction of this sloth to this man who saved it
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Might just be the weed talking, but is @StringSwamp a top or a bottom? Kinda feel like bro is a power bottom.
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That one hep-th bro. 😑
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This homeless man has a degree in chemistry and worked in the field ten years. He was laid off and could not find another job. Months later, he ran out of money and became a door dash worker. He got his car stolen, then ended up on the streets, and you guessed it. Became an
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Ayo, dat weak gravity conjecture on the right? @StringSwamp you been to the island? 🧐
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Roughly 300 more pages of Jeffrey Epstein documents have just been unsealed.
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So this happened. YOU’RE WELCOME.
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Vasu Shyam
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Podcast is back! Thanks @quantum_geoff and Suvrat Raju for participating!
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I would MUCH rather have a correct theory that is harder to test than a clearly bullshit shitbag broken model which is DOA but easier to test.
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Celestial holography grant renewal.
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MathMatize Memes
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Gödel adding his incompleteness theorem to Hilbert’s program
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