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@strawhatJM

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@detraeskyland @AdzHtx @ABC7Chicago That’s cause it’s a veggie sub don’t nobody want that trash 😂😂😂
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@daa_lington Him after the gun goes off
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@niggasstressed @PinkYetiCup @moneyymaya Especially when you really know know them and not just like “oh hey it’s that guy from the other movie” kind of thing
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@steadystack__ Shouldn’t have played the simps
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@BallsackSports Steph if the NBA called moving screens
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@hayley_htx Italy is deadass in martial law and Americans are like “this was used to control the elections”
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@plaintalkN @YungYinkv @pagesofle I hope people who can’t afford to waste an extra box of Cheerios aren’t having kids
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@k_guunik @LORAFRIMANEE @730t__ He’s WAITING for them to do something arrest-able
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@Be_Legendary_24 @PageSix He’s an NBA player he doesn’t need a kardashian for that 😂
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@Yaacovvv @beaunitebaez It was the toxic chemicals seeping into your food
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@marathonkash @KhadiDon Nah she got it back at the end
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@bosh1nots @BleacherReport @brgridiron @thecheckdown Not coming in last in the Olympics as a high schooler already impressive asf
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@Brother0range @ATLUncensored U can hear in the video the ambulance is on the way what you want him to do lol
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@chumpracks @TylerIAm Nigga said he was gon handle it
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@Sportsman1600 @OhhMar24 “If he didn’t make the shots he made his stats would look worse” idk if you people are dumb or actually just hate CP3 that much
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@Jordan53039415 @OprahSideClark @BleacherReport U got athletes coming from civil war torn countries in east Europe 💀 niggas watched they parents get blasted with a rocket launcher still following the rules
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@lamontarchives This is literally 100000x more gay than just straight up eating it
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@Roxisss_ @vibes__N Mfs was just doing shit during quarantine lmaoo
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@NotLaja Literally no one knows the twins better than Elizabeth besides girls between the ages of 18-29 lol
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@itsDevonTracey @chrisptacos1 *The black 14 yo in the 1940s with no representation in a room full of cops had an unrecorded confession* case closed 😎
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@GrandLineReview Jury still out. Laziest design in the history of God or time traveling twist?
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@skinny_que Y’all REALLY can’t believe there are some people that actually don’t sign their life away with reckless abandon lol
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@WDMHILL @WeRuNYBhris_ Most overrated nick show of all time foh lol
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@FeriaMays1 Damn I forgot my study demon in my room from last year
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@Steph_aanniiee @chico_dykey Y’all created a narrative off a 20 second video and got mad at it Twitter is something else lmfao
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@semaJ7272 Hamas when they get the location
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@nlabo88 @iKlayThompson @CantGuardRitvik @BSO @FBI Imagine getting called a rat for calling out adults being weird with minors
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Celebrities who went to Epstein island haven’t gotten 1/4th of this lmao
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very crazy i’m witnessing this right now.. they’re painting over the kanye mural in chicago
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@Less_HumbleTeej If all she doing is suing why she reject the money we all already know he a freaky ass murderer
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@ceaserredux @DaRealNette @IBF_WAYNE @incrediblebee_ @hilkiksass “Black lives matter unless they disagree with me or don’t meet my perfect criteria in anyway”
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@sickafsid @HellGlazer Big fat mommy milkie
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@emmoryyyeliza @Beaterino @ChicagoTraderrr You gonna turn them into the twitter police?
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@_JoeCasanova_ @smokeytron_ @chuuzus Fr they just like “she was in a coma” like that settle everything 😂
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@faatifeels @xxxlovelylexi @mariebabyyyyy_ Or maybe he just wanted to punch the cake
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@Akron_Ohio_Kid @thedigitaldash_ Bro.. what tf do y’all be talking about 😂. Do y’all ever just sit back and listen yourself
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@FaBlk__ Had to read this 8 times
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@gtrob_ @BleacherReport Ratio’d by Commander Erwin
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@depressedsixer @lRozenl @BleacherReport @rihanna Fuck this nigga talking about lmfao 💀
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@pissweiser @overtime @undisputed Has to check your pfp and make sure you were black
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@GEAR4ZACHMAN Mf think Sanji from the south blue
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@serena_therese Not very respectful of the troops
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@marchicha4 @Sportsman1600 @OhhMar24 Niggas be like “Steph Curry if you took away his 3 pointers”
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@symplyJas Y’all starting to become the weird ones with this reaching lmao
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@skinny_que And you’re basing that off absolutely nothing but ok lol.
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@TheHateCentral Brandon Miller already the goat for even looking halfway decent next to these guys
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@JuicegawdinPriv Y’all are gassing it with this one she can’t be happy a loved ones killer is being brought to justice lmao
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@Jordan53039415 @Jeffsus3 @OprahSideClark @BleacherReport It was joke lmao point is a lot of athletes are dealing with some of the most extreme circumstances in some of the toughest counties in the world I’m sorry for her mother but that’s hardly an excuse for the rules to just not apply
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@slvppy Neither fell off you are 30 and have no nostalgia for the new shows airing
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@skinny_que You’re talking about ME projecting?? You’re the one making straw man arguments about people who are criticizing her decision to sign the contract.
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@myiamars @WrittenByHanna You’re misusing the pic
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@Nm0aTt @c00lhandnuke91 @GoinCrazyFights Well pages like this lie about the situation literally all the time
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@brownandbella Drake ain’t have to keep Meeks name in his mouth to keep himself relevant
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@coitcheann @almostfuckingdo Crazy how ppl get on here and have no idea wtf they’re talking about
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@DRACOfrm29 @ceaserredux @DaRealNette @IBF_WAYNE @incrediblebee_ @hilkiksass That’s not the point tho i don’t like him being a cop supporter but if you pick and choose which black lives matter to you what kind of message do you think that sends to other people
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@Melachiadams @Chipette98 @LookAtPrime_ Yea that’s not true at all. Would not be pretty if the buck stopped with them. An experienced nurse might be better at some specific techniques and such than an intern but the breadth of knowledge isn’t comparable.
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Y’all be going to Howard but How ard them midterms looking
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@legocastlelover @pIeinsoleiI I think the plot twist would be she’s not Asian
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@fee2times @EddyYonko People looking at TMZ and seeing they died the day before it happens
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@Jayxellenc @ponytaildell @alliextsuki @iamkaylapears I would much rather have money than respect on Twitter from ppl I don’t know 😂😂
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@Melonthelo @jiggyjayy2 How the victims of a serial killer saying anything
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@AfroSenju I’m a Naruto and one piece fan started off watching Naruto but OP is clearly better took me nearly a year to admit lol
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@chuuzus @SleddyNYC They said they were gonna kill the black dude at any cost necessary
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@SonFrankUchiha @cockknot I can go further, not a single movie needs a fight scene for the plot. If you remove every fight scene from every movie, the movie would literally be the same. Implicating it has always worked best imo, we don’t have to waste 3-15 minutes in this WWE stuff.
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@deanna_athena @itsDevonTracey @chrisptacos1 Bodies were found by a reverend who claimed they were moved and the only evidence that he actually led them to the weapon was a note that said he did by the same ppl who would have coerced him. Lol both sisters claim he was with them at the time. Left out at the “trial”
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@Aggie_E @MavsFansForLife “I’m black btw”
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@JAZLEANIN @AngelicaRenee19 Last straw should have been the first one
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@Asian_Myrelle Here's your cookie 🍪
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@imnotpopbase @princessaiomii Y’all just tryna be different
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@rockinfabblue @ndomeneh @Cinna_What @nav_kaur15 @melvaz22 Why are you always all over twitter crying 😂 even named “incel slayer” good lord
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@onlytaron @sneerid Nah but this man might’ve actually been the goat Fr had he even the slightest amount of basketball iq
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@JacobyFC @BleacherReport He dropped 30+ on his head 40 times 😂😂
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@arayyay Can you teach me how to turn literally anything into a problem?
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@ToniKaoir Now why tf would a mermaid have a ribcage
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@xsqoof “Bro you going to evolution?” “Nah man I’m really enjoying that lower primate DNA”
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That RDC world about how u be rooting for the black ppl in sports you don’t even care about was dead accurate 💀
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FRANCES TIAFOE HAS DONE IT
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@itsopulencebaby They wouldn’t even have to pull out the paper bag 4 u be Fr💀
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16 year old white kids hearing Lil Uzi quit music
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@Jabo4223 @eustassvinsmoke Not to mention Brooks last impression of them was 50 years ago
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@MegaTroopLover Barry when he sees a QB throw to an open WR
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