// Hey everyone! The Squilf acc brought to my attention someone made a doodle of 9/11, I scribbled over it because we shouldn't be drawing things like that :/ the whiteboard doesn't have to be limited to warrior cats, but please don't draw anything that's sensitive!
Ok guys, hours later it's done! Here's every character that currently doesn't have an account! :)
PLEASE RT SO WE CAN SPREAD THE WORD so many people keep asking "is (character) taken?" So it saves everyone time to see this!
// ok guys I'm gonna make a list of every warrior cat that doesn't have an account, or has an account that isn't active since some people have been asking which ones are taken.
#wcparodytwt
get ready for a long list
This thread isn't fair. Here's my counter thread on Squirrelstar's unacceptable behavior and the misinformation in this post.🧵
(It's fine though I still love you bbg <3)
Clanmates, I think it’s about time I’ve shared something with you regarding a former Thunderclan warrior.
This is a callout on Ashfur and all his unacceptable behaviour🧵
// ‼️THIS IS A JOKE! It’s in character. The actual Ashfur parody account owner hasn’t done anything wrong‼️
// If anyone follows the bramble account (@/justabroisk), please either block or don't look at their account if you don't want to see sewerslidal posts and s3lf h
@rm
:( seems like interacting is making it worse so idk if comforting is the right option either
// ok guys I'm gonna make a list of every warrior cat that doesn't have an account, or has an account that isn't active since some people have been asking which ones are taken.
#wcparodytwt
get ready for a long list
No one supported Brokenstar when he killed and drove Windclan from their home, neither should you support Israel killing and driving Palestine out of theirs!! I'm disappointed some Warrior Cat accounts aren't speaking out. Please look at these sources!!! Repost!!
// I'm going to die, there's an eclipse on the 8th and I don't remember doing this, but last year I wrote down "Starclan's killing the sun!" On the day of the eclipse this is my last straw
I saw a few other cats doing this, so qna with ashfur 💔⛓️⛓️
istg if I get questions like "why'd you murder all those cats 🥺" or "why are you so obsessed with Squirrelstar 🥺" im going to LOSE IT
The angels from the heavens sing down upon this land, but it's abundantly clear the voices pass over the clans with the way I've been treated.. 💔💔 she was as lovely as an angel, but all along she hid her horns under her brilliant halo ⛓️ life is cruel and unfair.
I can't believe these fox hearts are cancelling me..... my only crimes were mass murder attempted omnicide and genocide grooming treason torment child murder gaslighting terrorism torture psychological, emotional and physical abuse
Child assault incrimination kidnapping impersona
// I'm gonna be honest, I might take a small break from this account :/ this isn't directed at ANYONE so no one internalize it, but the wc parody twt community is a lot less enjoyable than it was in October when I first made this account
The break might be a few days at least
Today’s character of the day is Squirrelstar, a ThunderClan leader! She journeyed to find new territory for the Clans, and raised two of the prophecised ‘three’. She was taken hostage by Ashfur in The Place Of No Stars, but managed to break free and return to the living world!
"I hate you" the words struck straight through my heart, sending the sensation of a million knives stabbing my skin at the same time. My eyes welled up with tears as I stared at your beautiful face, my paws shaking against the floor. It felt like it was about to break underne
💔⛓️ the dark sky rains down cold drops, blocking the sunshine from gracing the ground. my heart races as the cold darkness swallows me whole and twists my heartbroken heart. a comforting light shines through the droplets, a coat of orange both humble and strong staring throu
// Ok I'm gonna end my break earlier than planned I think, things got calmer a lot faster than I expected 🙏 back to regular posting guys get ready for emo and obsession ‼️
It's such a shit show, and I get it. I'm the cringe tom cat that was fat, that makes bad music. That's from Thunderclan and has said offensive things, that's cheated, that's stubborn and an asshole and racist and homophobic and doesn't manage his rabid fans, manipulatives, etc
I wanna do this too 🔥🔥
Give me 3 cats and I'll give a kiss, kill, and slap
pleasegivemesquirrelstarpleasegivemesquirrelstarpleasegivemesquirrelstarpleasegivemesquirrelstarpleasegivemesquirrelstarpleasegivemesquirrelstarpleasegivemesquirrelstar
Clanmates, I think it’s about time I’ve shared something with you regarding a former Thunderclan warrior.
This is a callout on Ashfur and all his unacceptable behaviour🧵
// ‼️THIS IS A JOKE! It’s in character. The actual Ashfur parody account owner hasn’t done anything wrong‼️
Maybe I should stay single and love myself (not in a weird way)
Me and Ashfur’s seems accurate, but me and Brambleclaw’s can be contradicted by the books.
Today’s character of the day is Ashfur, a ThunderClan warrior! He helped defeat and kill Bone in the battle against BloodClan. Ashfur was in love with Squirrelflight, attempting to kill Firestar and burn her kits because she didn’t choose him, and later possessing Bramblestar.
YALL ITS TIME!! The unofficial minimaker is out!! (Link in replies!) after around 70 hours spent over a span of 2 months creating and uploading 4000 individual images it’s finally Done! thank you all for the support!! If posting ur creations I’d love for u to use
#fanminimaker
TY
Pros and Cons of dating me according to squirrelflight
Pros: pretty, decent as an apprentice
Cons: obsessive, manipulative, literal criminal, like 10+ cats wanna kill me, tried to murder her kits and father, broke her kit so bad she killed me, threatened her, posseses her husba
A twoleg kit tried to pet me so I killed the kittypet they belonged to, possessed the body, and scratched the twoleg's eye out. They're in the twoleg medicine den rn L
I dye the tips of my head fur red with deathberries, I'm just hardcore like that. 🖤🖤 I live for that danger 😈
|| (He does, in fact, not dye it with deathberries it's just normal berries)
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I SUMMON ALL SQUILF FANS
I need you now!
Comet is hosting a Squilf ship battle and I trust y'all to pick the best cat for me because I will go on a date with whoever wins! CHECK OUT THEIR POLLS