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used to play basketball then we started drinkin' 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍

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@thechosenberg i hope in addition to running to reddit they pressed charges
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@thechosenberg work wife is the older one, thats why this is funny and chill
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@thechosenberg we need more context but uhh yeah no i'm with the wife until i know more
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@therapykiss777 awwww did sumone have a perfect little mommy and assume everyone else did too
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@signulll i genuinely feel for her, she doesn't seem like these typical videos where the girl usually has insane standards. finding your person can be hard, i wish her the best.
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@Bigdawgskraitup believe in yourself brother
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@BlackLabelAdvsr israel asserts a lot of things buddy
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@thechosenberg treating the barista like a bartender lmao
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@hackingsack2 @thiassou_ who uses blunt tobacco in a spliff
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@nocpex @JUSTcatmeme nah clearly she's asking her own body in a way
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@dieworkwear king gabagool obv
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@Dexerto funny seeing the difference of opinion, seems the younger audience is upset seeing a lot of their favorites go but most of the old audience has no clue who the current people are.
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@Rob75837787 @UltraDane sir they were bred to literally fit each other to the death in pits in the ground, you aren't getting that epigenetic code out. it is nature not nurture.
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@LeaMaric everyone generally looks like they've aged the same, it seems nowadays you're either as youthful as you were then or you've fallen off a cliff completely not as much middleground
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@AMFKNole @signulll you don't know that though. you do realize there are plenty of nerdy antisocial women out there that have the same troubles as men in regards to finding a partner, right? a lot of people today are atomized and lonely it's not gender specific.
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@BowTiedYukon brother what if you found out they don't think about you at all
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@daria_kolomiec you've lost the plot ma'am!
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@coldhealing he didn't have to hit us with that cheeky smirk at the end
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@coldhealing facebook the boomer AI wasteland
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@trutherbotboner @______4L5 you never dug holes? thats sad brother
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@KILLTOPARTY the party girl friend of the group
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@AMFKNole @signulll she made it pretty clear she's not interested in the apps probably because they're for sex not finding love. you're super hung up on the worth my time comment. it's a pretty ambiguous phrase that could mean a lot. if someone you go on a date with doesn't have values that align
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@Cuadraman @bilndblind @NuclearHazelnut @PlantVogtle @SouthernCompany It’s a big building that’s boiling water, why are you so afraid
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@SCHIZO_FREQ he gets more aroused by thinking of other men being sexless
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@hollowearthterf theres no coming back from some shit like that
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@thechosenberg even if you felt that way why the hell would you say that
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@coldhealing the kids are alright
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@dieworkwear where are the perfume and hair product kiosk guys in the mall going to shop?
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@LeaMaric redditors are rarely in normal relationships i'm not surprised this is problematic for them
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@coldhealing he an oatmilk jak
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@ZondyGuy can't take this serious when you're using an app
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@BryceHall ur little hissy fit at the poker table was cringe
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@thechosenberg omg yesss drag bapas wife. you should see all the posts she does selling her designer clothing at a loss.
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@thechosenberg tbh she isnt wrong, the superior officers pretty much pimped her out.
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@Dritte99 @AMFKNole @signulll raging about random women online is never gonna bring her back bro. hang loose 🤙
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@theChadCamp @signulll it's not nice to watch some realize they might spend their whole life alone that's all, why bother dunking on this girl lmao
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@mettafied that will attract a lot of pests that close to the home
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@dieworkwear why do all these guys wear tiny clothes,
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@dieworkwear @GEIMZz I don’t know what people are flipping out about, $90 seems like an insane value considering most shitty jeans now are at least $50-$60
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@mdixon2003 @signulll i'm not going to take the words of a hysterical crying woman literally in this case. fundamentally it seems the only standard is liking the person, which is probably the bare minimum.
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@boddly_bing @thechosenberg when a relationship ends it ends, just cause someone is dying doesn't give them the right to some closure they feel they need. that's just how i feel about it
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@hollowearthterf thats rough for 27
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@Dritte99 @AMFKNole @signulll i'm a man, best of luck
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@dieworkwear the boys are k-poppin those muscles
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@SuburbanJihadi The dude is always trying to sell his second hand t shirts and funko pops, this isn’t surprising
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@Slatzism damn i really thought for sure someone took an unrelated pic of some redditor congratulating their grandpa on a transplant or something
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@theChadCamp @signulll brother there are better outlets for the way you feel. best of luck.
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@TheReviken @JoshLekach @CityBureaucrat He’s the rare boomer who was your cool history teacher
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@worsematt anyone complaining about cash is under 25
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@_Gnarsenic mint jams
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@yeatoverjayZ @KILLTOPARTY yeah dude it's a sick change in taste 🤙
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@thechosenberg wowowo run
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@kitten_beloved @coldhealing it’s his passion project
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@coacholaipaye @CensoredMen The video shown is from an older incident
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@thechosenberg a mill a year you have no excuse, he could be a different person in 6 months
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@LeaMaric true and everyone talks about how the advent of hydration culture is keeping ppls skin better
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@Dritte99 @mdixon2003 @signulll brother you're coming off like a reactive divorced mgtow type, i'm not interested in dancing with you.
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@Babygravy9 the bigger gals like the twig boys - it’s a tale as old as time
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@LeaMaric my wife has two ciders and shes going for the hog, they would want me to REJECT her smh
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@NipseyHoussle Do these people really think the zestimate is some holy metric
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@mattwritesbooks this is the same crowd that call themselves underage 18 year olds
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@softcouth @BigRedBuddy @thechosenberg you're valuing the feelings and emotions of her more than anyone in the situation. that's not okay, she cannot dump emotional baggage on her ex and his new life and then die. how can you not see that's terrible?
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@BlackNoirGhost @signulll hope you find your person too!
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@ladymegofthemw actually it still looks really nice
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@XavierBFB my brother not even kidding if you made a solana wallet you'd probably get sent 100k worth of popcat. you could get oatmeal some awesome treats man.
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@S117doteth i had a guy i knew for 2 years steal my dragon chainbody in runescape in 2006. shit teaches you things
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@SCHIZO_FREQ paul hit me the lindy block for nothing lol
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@coldhealing half went normie bro like you said the other half went full return to the land farmer guys
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@softcouth @BigRedBuddy @thechosenberg i do care it's tragic, but that doesn't mean her emotions have more value than theirs. you don't owe yourself to people.
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@HugoDanteJr i think it's kinda cool, cause you know they're both career obsessed nerds who probably always chose function over form and are now embracing different things.
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@coldhealing so many need to get over themselves
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@Nordewillnotdie all those bowtie guys are super dorks
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@coinfessions i've had a few friends ask me to do that, noooope no stomach for risk on the behalf of others
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@thechosenberg What’s the point in going to Reddit with something like this - do they really need strangers to tell them the next step.
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@xbtGBH he's supposed to be dating big titted divorcees but he's mad that younger women aren't interested lmao
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@coldhealing well shit good for them
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@ConsoomerLs Tbh the Lego market is kind of insane so if they aren’t planning on opening these they will probably profit. That being said obviously better things to invest in.
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@DANCAMPBELLSZN @boddly_bing @thechosenberg it sounds like they might be each others ones that got away and the wife probably knows that, just seems like a weird situation that's all, especially how the woman and sister won't tell the guy anything.
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@coldhealing i bartend at a ski resort and my whole winter is pouring shot skis and slinging $25 vodka redbulls. the clientele can be a bit much but it’s easier money than working in a craft bar that’s for sure lol.
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@LeaMaric Took a cruise once that stopped in ocho rios, walked the beach for a minute and then got back onboard. Bunch boomers took an excursion to a waterfall and after the bus wouldn’t take them back unless they spent money at a local strip mall lmao.
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@realnickspiess @faustianpeatler @cynomaxxx you’ve got the manlet attitude in addition to the physique
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PMBPMBPMBPMBPMBPMB @MKUltraBTC
Tweet media one
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@hollowearthterf thats hilarious, she can't bitch about manspreading hahah
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@cynomaxxx i still get called honey or sweetie from cashiers, I’ll know TD has struck me when that stops
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@PaulSkallas I sometimes invite people over just so I have to clean
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@coldhealing good for him
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@froydinger @NardayArt @julesterpak Guessing you are feeling targeted by this cause you ignore your child and let a screen spend time with them
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@dieworkwear @urban_comp i been thinking about a barbour jacket ever since i read your post on em
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@AutismCapital last one isn't even a turtleneck
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