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Are you a fan of SpongeBob SquarePants? Here at SpongeBob Facts, we tweet fun facts about everyone’s favorite cartoon sea sponge and his friends. Parody

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Joined February 2019
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SPONGEBOB FACT: It’s been over 20 years, and SpongeBob still has never had one. That’s fucked up
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@iamcardib SPONGEBOB FACT: SpongeBob wishes you the best of luck Cardi, but he absolutely will not be voting for you
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@rudy_mustang SPONGEBOB FACT: The official SpongeBob twitter account screws up all the time sadly. Thank you for your support Rudy
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@Nickelodeon I watched this entire video and I demand some kind of compensation for it -SpongeBob Facts Guy
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@tylerthecreator I have and an iPhone 11 and no roommates lmao seems like my life is way better than yours Tyler -SpongeBob Facts Guy
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SPONGEBOB FACT: SpongeBob’s body count is 0. We need to get him some pussy on god
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SPONGEBOB FACT: As a 33 year old virgin, SpongeBob doesn’t care at this point. He’ll do anything to finally lose his virginity. Sure he’ll fuck you raw
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@LilNasX The SpongeBob Facts™️ team is here for your support Lil Nas X. Don’t let the losers that probably support Plankton bring you down
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SPONGEBOB FACT: SpongeBob uses his dick to go to the bathroom, and that’s it. He has never even thought about having premarital sex
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@ArianaGrande @NJOMZA ? -SpongeBob Facts Guy
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@lampstick @AvyLynne I can’t believe I actually just read all that nonsense. That’s all I have to say -SpongeBob Facts Guy
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things that DON’T make you ugly - acne - being over/under weight - scars - stretch marks - crooked/yellow teeth - body hair - thinning hair/loss - psoriasis/eczema/rashes - fat rolls - amputations - physical abnormalities things that DO make you ugly - supporting Plankton
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having sex: - disgusting - requires social skills - done in like 30 seconds watching the SpongeBob SquarePants cartoon: - beautiful - requires no social skills - can watch for hours
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SPONGEBOB FACT: SpongeBob thinks orgasms are great, but he’d really like to have one with someone other than himself for the first time soon. He’s 33. It’s about time
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Suck My Big Spongy Cock
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SPONGEBOB FACT: Fans of the SpongeBob SquarePants cartoon will not be watching this shit
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Bikini Bottom is coming to life! 🍍Catch The SpongeBob Musical: Live On Stage Saturday at 7p/6c!
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SPONGEBOB FACT: On November 22, 2020 at 7:32 eastern time, the official SpongeBob twitter account implied that Patrick has a huge, mind blowing cock
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their faces says it all
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@ladygaga SPONGEBOB FACT: Fortnite is a video game that hasn’t even tried to make a single SpongeBob reference. Don’t waste your time Gaga
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Slap My Big Spongy Ass
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juuling: -collapses lungs -expensive -looks dumb watching SpongeBob SquarePants, the 10 time Emmy Award nominated cartoon: -healthy -very cheap -is insanely cool
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List of SpongeBob SquarePants episodes created by country: 🇦🇹 0 🇩🇰 0 🇫🇮 0 🇩🇪 0 🇮🇹 0 🇮🇪 0 🇱🇺 0 🇨🇭 0 🇬🇧 0 🇭🇺 0 🇪🇸 0 🇵🇹 0 🇸🇬 0 🇸🇦 0 🇧🇪 0 🇸🇪 0 🇦🇺 0 🇫🇷 0 🇳🇿 0 🇳🇱 0 🇧🇷 0 🇨🇦 0 🇲🇽 0 🇺🇸 262
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Do you watch Disney Channel? _____|_____ | | No Yes | | Good Grow The Fuck Up
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SPONGEBOB FACT: It's ok to be gay. It's ok to be straight. It's ok to be black. It's ok to be white. It's ok to be lesbian. It's ok to be bisexual. It's ok to be religious. It's ok to be foreign. However, it's never ok to say “All Hail Plankton”
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