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SPONGEBOB FACT: As a 33 year old virgin, SpongeBob doesn’t care at this point. He’ll do anything to finally lose his virginity. Sure he’ll fuck you raw
things that DON’T make you ugly
- acne
- being over/under weight
- scars
- stretch marks
- crooked/yellow teeth
- body hair
- thinning hair/loss
- psoriasis/eczema/rashes
- fat rolls
- amputations
- physical abnormalities
things that DO make you ugly
- supporting Plankton
having sex:
- disgusting
- requires social skills
- done in like 30 seconds
watching the SpongeBob SquarePants cartoon:
- beautiful
- requires no social skills
- can watch for hours
SPONGEBOB FACT: SpongeBob thinks orgasms are great, but he’d really like to have one with someone other than himself for the first time soon. He’s 33. It’s about time
SPONGEBOB FACT:
It's ok to be gay.
It's ok to be straight.
It's ok to be black.
It's ok to be white.
It's ok to be lesbian.
It's ok to be bisexual.
It's ok to be religious.
It's ok to be foreign.
However, it's never ok to say “All Hail Plankton”