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annie

@soychotic

2 years

Every time I have a programming question and I rly need help, I post it on Reddit and then log into another account and reply to it with an obscenely incorrect answer. Ppl don’t care about helping others but they LOVE correcting others. Works 100% of the time

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6 months

Telling every man in the office I like their shirt then tallying the frequency at which they each wear it over the next quarter to calculate my individual influence to adjust the amount of seconds I look into their eyes accordingly

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7 months

I will NEVER be able to comprehend this design change. A. They’re almost always wrong. B. They cost more money (always-on display, need to regenerate upon new products, loss of cold air because they’re always wrong) C. They do not make the lives of the employees or customers…

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5 months

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5 months

that one random celeb relationship that everyone moved on from but you literally cant forget it and think about it every day

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1 year

Omg the last commit in the codebase was 8 months ago from a developer who quit with a commit message of just “I’m sorry”

annie

@soychotic

1 year

>gets new job as junior dev >finds out there is no senior dev >finds out there are no other devs period >finds out all their devs quit abruptly at the same time recently (chuckles) I’m in danger

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annie

@soychotic

6 months

The safest password management system is just making a different really long password for every new account, storing it nowhere, forgetting it completely, and then resetting your password every time you sign in

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annie

@soychotic

1 year

>gets new job as junior dev >finds out there is no senior dev >finds out there are no other devs period >finds out all their devs quit abruptly at the same time recently (chuckles) I’m in danger

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annie

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5 months

Can somebody please fucking explain to me what dumbass developer defined the phrase “synchronous operations” to mean “one after the other” when the word “synchronous” literally means “happening at the same time”

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annie

@soychotic

3 months

Here

Roshan Patel

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3 months

How do you identify?

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annie

@soychotic

6 months

@hesmuscular Then he’s probably more sociopathic than me and I just don’t know I’m a puppet yet

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annie

@soychotic

2 years

I’m SORRY if I wasn’t the first person to come up with this! This just reaffirms that most philosophical insights are not revolutionary because a person with a 75 IQ can easily come up with this shit too!

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annie

@soychotic

2 years

This is the most evil man in the world

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annie

@soychotic

3 months

I love installing anaconda because now there’s 3 diff pythons on my computer and they’re all broken

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annie

@soychotic

7 months

@gamesdev_Dan At least burgers flying through the air provides some aesthetic value 😭 it is fucking weird how fast food restaurants expect everyone to know their menu by heart. I was in the chick fil a line and they were just taking orders before anyone even got to the menu. When I asked to…

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annie

@soychotic

5 months

In a room full of actual chemical/nuclear/mechanical engineers, yall would start calling yourselves “developer” real fuckin quick

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@soychotic

10 months

Hate. This shit sucks. Put everything I need on the mf page I’m sick of scrolling endlessly bc u want me to watch your little animations

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10 months

This landing page costs $500K to build:

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annie

@soychotic

6 months

#womeninSTEM #girlswhoscrum #scruminsideme

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annie

@soychotic

4 months

When I was 18 I took my laptop to MIT computers on Fowler avenue in Tampa FL and the guy who was supposed to repair my screen installed a software to watch me through my webcam and I didn’t find out until months later (geeksquad ur a real 1) So I would always recommend watching…

Girl loves coding 👩‍💻

@girllovescoding

4 months

When the manager comes with a bug and start staring at your screen expecting fix immediately 😭 I need a paper like that!

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annie

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3 months

You took a JavaScript bootcamp, made a few basic web apps just like the tutorials showed you, and now you’re writing “engineer” in your bio. You feel like an imposter because you are one brother 🤣🤣

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annie

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5 months

Does anyone else remember the pain of hearing the term “API” for the first time and trying to figure out what the fuck it even was?

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1 year

Umm I thought Java was just a nickname for JavaScript? Turns out it’s like…a whole thing? Anyway it’s my first day working for Google as a Senior Staff Java Engineer (L13) and I’m feeling a little silly rn!

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annie

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9 months

New LinkedIn pic ❤️

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annie

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1 year

Guy at the bar just told me he was a software developer I said “oh I know a little abt software development…what language?” He said “consulting”

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annie

@soychotic

8 months

Scrolling thru pics from 5 years ago and found the day I first started learning programming .. How the hell I fuck up hello_world.py so bad

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@soychotic

5 months

@BoredSoloDev This would all be relevant if Stav were funny

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annie

@soychotic

6 months

@pewnit This is true. All I have is the current frequency of this shirt related to the current frequency of their other shirts. I should have also collected the frequency of each shirt prior to the experiment. SMH!!!

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annie

@soychotic

9 months

Is this how apps inside Docker feel?

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annie

@soychotic

11 months

Holy shit. We finally hired another dev a few weeks ago… I gave him access to the codebase yesterday… and suddenly he up and quit today FUCK whoever made this god damn repo

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1 year

Omg the last commit in the codebase was 8 months ago from a developer who quit with a commit message of just “I’m sorry”

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1 year

In North Korea, GitLab emails everyone in your company each time your pipeline fails. It puts your name in the email title and says you broke it. If your pipeline fail too many times… the repository gets deleted and you die

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1 year

I’ve watched about 30 hours of docker tutorials, I have installed and used docker, I have run docker commands, I have created and destroyed docker containers and pulled docker images from dockerhub. I have no fucking idea what docker do

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1 year

@hobopelican Way to like ur own tweet

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3 months

ohh..husbant..u never comeplete the sprint backlog and now we are homless :(

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annie

@soychotic

2 months

Mf “did everything” except write code

Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

2 months

Getting a CS degree doesn't mean you automatically get a job btw

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annie

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5 months

Went to the VIM store! Super fun but it stank of all the rotting bodies who couldn’t find the exit :(

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@soychotic

6 months

Microsoft when they decide to make .NET Core, .NET Framework, and .NET Standard then iterate them at the same time then stop working on them all except .NET Core but it’s not called .NET Core anymore it’s uh just .NET now but it’s still Core not Framework (even though it’s a…

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annie

@soychotic

7 months

@wenmouth I pledge my sword to this noble quest... let my blade be one of fourteen

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@soychotic

7 months

@scottastevenson Yeah I didn’t think about that because I’m retarded now let me be retarded in peace!

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annie

@soychotic

4 months

AWS is so funny . I am not answering your “bills” . All I did was press some buttons nothing serious

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@soychotic

11 months

Hanging out with my project manager friends who work from coffee shops and don’t know what docker is and have pretty notebooks and make more money than me and then realizing I have to go to the office tomorrow to fix C firmware makes me feel real uhhhhhh

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11 months

Being a software dev at a non-tech company means getting assigned IT/networking work you have no idea how to do like I’ve ripped out all my eyebrow hair what the fuck is subnet mask prefix

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annie

@soychotic

5 months

I feel like a fucking psycho writing “async” to make shit run in parallel when the word “asynchronous” literally means “not simultaneous or concurrent in time”

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@soychotic

6 months

What’s stopping you from making a really good fake resume, then applying for a big tech jobs in cities you wanna visit so you can get flown out and a hotel stay for free (at the cost of 1 or 2 humiliating hours) ?

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annie

@soychotic

1 year

They call me Boolean, cuz ima type

annie

@soychotic

1 year

I need a sexy mechanical keyboard for work that isn’t noisy and is small enough for my premature baby hands help

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4 months

Needed to get my phone repaired once too (screen again) and the guy asked for my passcode. Got pissed off when I asked “why?” and refused to repair my screen lol

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1 year

Going outside for a grass-touching break after reading this

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@soychotic

2 months

I’m the cringe one?? You’re saying “please” and “thank you” to a robot in your browser to whom you pay $20 a month and I’m the cringe one ?

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annie

@soychotic

7 months

Trying to stay humble but I think I may have created the winner :) I really tried to capture the essence of NodeJS and everything it stands for ❤️

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@nodejs

7 months

Announcing the Node.js Mascot Design Contest! We're looking for a new mascot to be the face of Node.js 💚 - Submit by replying to this post or DM us by November 6 - Must abide by the Code of Conduct - No AI generated art submissions - Must be separate from the current logo

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9 months

GitLab after I pay for a feature they advertise as actually existing and allow people to pay for: ohhh hehe we actually ummm haven’t implemented that yet but our devs are working super hard ❤️ we’ll let you know! thanks for the money!

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5 months

Try “display: none” “visibility: hidden” all you want, the bar is unremovable, sorry

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5 months

@CycleofSin I miss him so much. He contributed nothing except THOUSAND ISLAND STARE

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@soychotic

3 months

“I’m in the trenches” The trenches:

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@ExcelHumor

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“i’m in the trenches.” the trenches:

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5 months

The guys dming me what asynchronous programming means… I know what it means… that’s the whole reason I posted this… that it was dumb to name it that. I’d recommend neutropics but not sure if that will help with reading comprehension

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6 months

@babyblasphemy It’s about those who wear it less. I need to maintain specific ranges eye contact to earn subconscious trust while not scaring them

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6 months

As a scrum master, helping my devs is my top priority. Today I found out from some nice folks on Discord that comments slow down the code so I deleted them out of every repo 🥰❤️

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5 months

We’re thankful for seeking arrangement and power of attorney agreements 💕

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@soychotic

1 year

@MelkeyDev They’ll be in for a BAD surprise if they don’t have anyone senior lvl checking my code lmao

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@soychotic

2 months

Microsoft when they decide to make Universal Windows Platform for universal UI building but then make MAUI instead for actual universalness (except Linux and ios obviously) but also you can use UWP XAML which is like WPF but different and WPF is like WinForms but different oh…

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Microsoft when they decide to make .NET Core, .NET Framework, and .NET Standard then iterate them at the same time then stop working on them all except .NET Core but it’s not called .NET Core anymore it’s uh just .NET now but it’s still Core not Framework (even though it’s a…

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11 months

Ummm ok there’s one thing we need to clear up. I didn’t get a tech job because I’m a girl.. I got it because I’m a HOT girl

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1 year

If you're a senior JS dev, you should be able to jump in and delete every repo in the codebase and then rewrite them from memory with a 150% performance increase in less than 40 business hours. This is the moment you know you're a senior dev.

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@soychotic

1 year

Hey girly…I’m coming to you as a woman to tell you that when your husband and I were pair programming, he looked me in the eyes when he said “pipeline”, “seeding”, and “load balancing”… I’m so sorry to have to tell you like this but I would want to know if I were you 😔💔

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29 days

follow me :)

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@soychotic

6 months

@Quasicodo Hadoop

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8 months

My kid walking into kindergarten with Gentoo on a thinkpad

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My kid walking into Grade 4 with a MacBook Air instead of a Chromebook.

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10 months

Oh man I installed some drivers from “Google Inc.” and then I remembered google is an LLC

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6 months

inspirational

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@soychotic

7 months

Why would you expect any self-sufficient person without significant problems go to therapy? To learn about themselves from…someone who managed to pass grad school? “Everyone should be in therapy” if I’m healthy, happy, and can solve problems on my own, why the fuck should I

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1 year

@IReallyCantPick I wish it were fake, click. I really do

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3 months

Silly girl…you think about only a few products. I think about far more products.

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Some of my wife's ex-friends to her "why are you with someone so boring?" (btw, they're still single)

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1 year

You’re telling me it’s pronounced “engine-X” when I’ve literally been calling it “injinks” this whole time

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@soychotic

4 months

But all I wanted for Christmas was for you to complete the sprint backlog.. Why didn’t you do that, anon? You’ve ruined xmas for your scrum mommy :(

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@soychotic

4 months

Working on a realistic dating sim game to help you nerds learn to talk to women IRL ☺️💕

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@soychotic

11 months

LMFAOOOOO it deepfakes you for FaceTimes??? No this is literally black mirror im out of here

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@soychotic

5 months

“Technically it is logical because-“ doesn’t matter. Makes no sense in-context for most devs writing high level, and it’s ambiguous on its own without the “technical” context. Use a different word. You can tell a girl she smells “fruity” if she smells like tomato sauce, and even…

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6 months

I didn’t make this up this legit ass hacker I met told me when I asked him what he thought about the lastpass stuff. He was so cool! He gave me a free flash drive too :D

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@gamesdev_Dan In the states at least. Idk if it happens in other places. But there seems to be no need for menus here because everybody got this shit memorized like it’s their fuckin social security number

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5 months

I cannot believe all it took was one “I’m fertile btw” 🥹🥰 thanks E!

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4 months

Posting CSS cuz my tail wind these dudes up

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10 months

Web devs allegedly mad in the replies but I can’t see it bc I hate scrolling 💯

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7 months

Anon, why didn’t you complete the sprint backlog? Don’t you want to uphold the pillars of scrum?

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@soychotic

1 year

Putting “Harvard alum” in my bio since I watched Harvard’s computer science edX lectures on YouTube

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1 year

@ingcr3at1on My daddy is on the board but they still had me do a fizzbuzz in python to prove I was ready for that level ❤️

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11 months

I’m all about a person with conviction, but if you actually truly give a fuck whether or not the branch is called main or master I’m literally begging you to please get a hobby

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1 year

Just added a button to a web page (no functionality yet)

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5 months

Wearing the top from blade runner if anyone wants to tell me I look just like Ana the arms or whatever

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4 months

One of my bfs gave me his old computer from grad school for Christmas 🥰❤️🎄

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11 months

Confession: ever since I bought Mac M1 Pro, I have been using it more than Arch Linux laptop. I don’t like the person I’ve become but that fan is TOOOOO quiet and that battery life is TOOOOO good (apple is a satanic company based on the apple eve eated an that’s how they got thei

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1 year

I should wear this to trivia tonight so everyone realizes I’m a gennious, gets scared, and leaves

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@soychotic

5 months

What game engine should I learn if I want to make 2D mobile gambling games that financially drain and ruin the lives of both Android and iPhone users

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3 months

I am not chunking SHIT !!!! You can wait another 17 ms for this fontawesome icon to load BITCH !!!!!!!

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I don’t care about hurting startups by saying their product sucks if their product sucks . Participation trophy ass generation

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2 months

Printing this out and putting it on my fridge right next to my Udemy course completion certificates 😍❤️

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@soychotic

1 year

I got accepted to georgia tech online masters of computer science program! Yay!

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@soychotic

1 month

⬡ 𝑀𝑒𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓈𝒶 ⬡

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Steve from Blues Clues posting this after the Nickelodeon documentary, he knew exactly what we needed 🥺

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9 months

And if you gaze long enough into the public static void, the public static void will gaze also into you…

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1 year

Looking at the new hire like this when he asks me any questions about *that one* monorepo

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4 months

🚨 SCRUM MASTERS 🚨 Stop making this beginner mistake! 👇👇 Dick pics are NOT 🚫 to be sent to motivate developers! They should ONLY be sent as rewards 🎁 for a completed backlog OR as bribes in emergency scrumtuations 🙏💕💯

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5 months

Hmmm this looks funny. if only there were some sort of unit out there to better represent one thousand thousand

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1 year

@codeapprentice3 I’m so advanced, they made a new level for me ❤️

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