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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

3 months

I am the 10x engineer you were warned about

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

2 months

If a GUI wrapper around curl has the courage to host a conf, you can make your side projects public

Postman

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We’re offering 30% off tickets to early adopters until March 26 for POST/CON 24! 🚀🎟️

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

4 months

Monoliths are back in 2024

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

2 months

Linux Grandma back again to teach the zoomers about ffmpeg

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

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This is your average Java codebase for 1 feature

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

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>"We are incorporating AI into our workforce!" >Still using Java 8

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

30 days

Am I testing the code Or is the code testing me

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

2 months

Thank you everyone for your code review!! Please see my update

Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

2 months

Chat, what am I missing?

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

2 months

Person person = new Person();

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

2 months

Senior engineer showing the juniors neovim

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

27 days

I know a security engineer which only communicates via email Their Teams status is: 'email me, I don't use Teams' What does he know

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

2 months

Which way Java/C# developer

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

2 months

>new person joins the team >"anyone read clean code??"

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

29 days

Need a shared IDE where your whole team is actively working on the codebase in real time like a google doc

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

2 months

Chat, what am I missing?

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

3 months

"A week in a life of an engineer in a scrum team" >backlog refinement >story elaboration >sprint planning >daily standup >sprint retrospective >sprint review >tech sync

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

2 months

>Putting '{' on its own line This is the worst coding style guideline

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

2 months

Like this if you cry every time 😢

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

3 months

>join standup >”did stuff yesterday, doing more stuff today” >leave standup

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

2 months

I got hit with the 'quick call??' today >call ended after 1 hour 15 min 42 secs

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

2 months

>join new team >devin is your tech lead

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

1 month

>git commit -m "clean up 1" >git commit -m "clean up 2" >git commit -m "clean up 3"

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

1 month

It’s simple, I get to: - Spend 3 hours before work with my son - Spend another 2 hours after finishing work with my son - Do jiujitsu at lunchtime 5 days/week - Time with wife after putting kiddo to sleep What do I get for being in the office? None of that, all wasted time

Prashant

@i05Prashant

1 month

Why do you need a remote job? What's so special?

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

2 months

CUT MY BRANCH INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST PR CI BREAKING, NO TESTING DON'T GIVE A FUCK, JUST LGTM IT

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

1 month

Adobe just making shit up This library doesn't even contain .from_pdf

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

2 months

>"Hey can you fix this microservice" >all tests have mocks >have to deploy to test changes >java 8 not >=17 >pipeline doesn't run tests >clean code hell >non supported dependencies used >no documentation

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

2 months

>join standup >all good no updates from me“ >team member goes next >takes 20 minutes explaining an issue

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

27 days

Enterprises hate this one simple trick

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

23 days

So I see you're running neovim

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

2 months

This is what the US White House wants to take away from you

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

2 months

ONE NULL I DON'T KNOW WHY PROD'S CRASHING NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

2 months

I just wanna write flexible wikis dawg

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

2 months

Which way web developer

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

22 days

public class ThingImpl implements IThing

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

3 months

What reading Clean Code does to a mf

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

23 days

>do a malloc >program crashes

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

3 months

>looking for a new team >ask the product mommy if their team is doing stuff or scrum >she doesn't understand >i pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is doing stuff and what is scrum >she laughs "it's a good team sir" >accept the offer >it's scrum

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

2 months

sometimes I wonder how this person is doing

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

22 days

Leaving FAANG then creating a DSA course on YouTube is NPC behaviour

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

2 months

What Postman alternatives does everyone use?

Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

2 months

If a GUI wrapper around curl has the courage to host a conf, you can make your side projects public

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

4 months

GET /users Return 200 {“status”: 404, “errors”: […]}

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

3 months

Everybody gangster until this guy ruins your day

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

2 months

Mum’s cancer removal surgery was a success 🙏 W’s in the chat!!

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

4 months

@dhh It’s time to not let tim cook anymore

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

2 months

Hey have you checked my PR yet? Hey have you checked my PR yet? Hey have you checked my PR yet? Hey have you checked my PR yet? Hey have you checked my PR yet? Hey have you checked my PR yet? Hey have you checked my PR yet? Hey have you checked my PR yet?

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

15 days

ngl writing Java 21 (in neovim btw the way) and having no bullshit going on makes the language very enjoyable to work with No SOLID No bullshit design patterns No unnecessary millions of classes No abstractions for a future we don't know yet Just 'hell yeah' coding vibes

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

3 months

Valve getting into OCaml??

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

4 months

SO THERE’S THIS LANGUAGE CALLED RUST IT HAS THIS MAGICAL ENTITY CALLED THE BORROW CHECKER WHICH TESTS YOUR IQ LEVEL AND THERE’S NO NULL SO YOU KNOW IT’S BETTER THAN EVERY OTHER LANGUAGE EXCEPT OCAML BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVES OCAML AND A BOOK IS NAMED AFTER ITS BUILD SYSTEM

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

1 month

Why stop there? Let’s have a separate class for property, otherwise this is violating the Single Property Principle!

Ozan Yarcı

@ozanyrc

1 month

In this implementation, the User class is responsible for both managing user data (name, email, phone number) and sending emails to users. However, this violates the Single Responsibility Principle because the class has more than one reason to change. How do you fix this issue?

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

4 months

FAANG mfs think they’re unique and cute with their “ex-meta ex-google” tag my guy there’s 100,000s of you please pipe down go write two sum again

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

3 months

You can either do stuff or waste time on forcing design patterns

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

2 months

Say something nice about PHP and you will be awarded a lambo in your next life

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

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Babe, wake up! The Java language designers vs r/Java mods war is going down

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

2 months

I will understand the FFmpeg codebase I will understand the FFmpeg codebase I will understand the FFmpeg codebase I will understand the FFmpeg codebase

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

3 months

All the homies hate mocks

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

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The origins of the cracked senior engineer

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

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1 month

OOP mfers love solving problems they created

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

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2 months

>work on highly sophisticated software >requires optimising for low latency >fast forward N years >become an AI engineer writing sloppy python in notebooks hoping your model does a thing

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

4 months

>cracks open white monster >boots up neovim on steam deck This is what peak performance looks like

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

3 months

I finally have my Kinesis 🥰🥰

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

2 months

2024 YEAR OF THE LINUX DESKTOP 2024 YEAR OF THE LINUX DESKTOP 2024 YEAR OF THE LINUX DESKTOP 2024 YEAR OF THE LINUX DESKTOP 2024 YEAR OF THE LINUX DESKTOP 2024 YEAR OF THE LINUX DESKTOP 2024 YEAR OF THE LINUX DESKTOP 2024 YEAR OF THE LINUX DESKTOP

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

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@kiyov09 This is all magic words to them because >windows

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

2 months

Getting a CS degree doesn't mean you automatically get a job btw

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

1 month

microservices will end us

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

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@kubre_in Chaos

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

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My tech lead to me every sprint

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

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>serverless >server is still used to do the thing

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

2 months

Senior engineer daily routine: >help the juniors learn neovim >write up some HLDs >join standup and ask the scrum master when they'll get a real job >LGTM 3 PRs >keeps uninviting the ivory tower architect from meetings

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

4 months

Depression driven development Also known as scrum

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

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2 months

How do you know someone writes C#? That mfer will always talk about LINQ

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

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The next team I lead, agile will become powerless No more syncs No more standups No more plannings No more retros No more quick calls There will only be engineering and whisky

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

2 months

@NathanWilbanks_ It’s all just 1s and 0s brother

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

1 month

How my Java, IntelliJ loving coworkers look at me writing Java in neovim

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

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Which way software engineer

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

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2 months

Dealing with coworkers from other time zones: "Hello prod is down, good luck homie I'm out"

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

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>tell team I’m not feeling great >update Teams status to OoO >close emails >start slinging code >completely left alone I have discovered something magical

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

2 months

>public interface Car >public class CarImpl

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

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2 months

"They use a GUI curl wrapper"

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

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Nevermind I am updating documentation today

Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

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24 days

Thinking about writing good code

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

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3 months

Go vs Rust is a meme at this point Both are cool so just pick one and have fun (You could be stuck maintaining legacy Java apps)

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

2 months

This lady is cool af Just doing stuff with Linux

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

2 months

Fuck it we curl Fuck it we curl Fuck it we curl Fuck it we curl Fuck it we curl Fuck it we curl Fuck it we curl Fuck it we curl Fuck it we curl Fuck it we curl Fuck it we curl Fuck it we curl Fuck it we curl Fuck it we curl Fuck it we curl Fuck it we curl Fuck it we curl

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

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5 years of scrum will destroy a mfer's soul

Jarred Sumner

@jarredsumner

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I feel like it’s rare for engineers with > 5 years of experience to still love writing lots of code

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

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4 months

Imagine complaining about Go’s error handling when your language is try catch hell

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

3 months

Many are saying this

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

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@nscur0 Read receipts are the first thing I always disable My default is to always set status to busy because being ‘online’ gives the illusion you can immediately respond

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

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Computers have print screen Phones have screenshot Why tf are mfers @ ing accounts to take screenshots of tweets Are you tweeting from a smart fridge??

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

2 months

What’s stopping you from writing code like this?

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

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If your product tanks because of a YouTuber, you never had a product worth buying fam

Daniel Vassallo

@dvassallo

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I find it distasteful, almost unethical, to say this when you have 18 million subscribers. Hard to explain why, but with great reach comes great responsibility. Potentially killing someone else’s nascent project reeks of carelessness. First, do no harm.

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

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2 months

Does anyone know what this error means?? What is a muta??

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

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The vibes for next week: Fuck meetings we code Fuck meetings we code Fuck meetings we code Fuck meetings we code Fuck meetings we code Fuck meetings we code Fuck meetings we code Fuck meetings we code

Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

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Didn't really write code this week and it feels awful

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

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4 months

Once you start using a fuzzy finder, you realise that you don’t need a file-tree in your sidebar at all Telescope enjoyer btw

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

2 months

>join startup >ask about equipment >"Here's your equipment bro"

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

4 months

Ordered my birthday present 🥳 @kinesisergo

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Atalocke

@atalocke

11 months

Honestly, Go is a better developer experience than Rust. There’s no competition.

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

2 months

Just one more class Just one more dependency injector Just one more impl Just one more mock Just one more NullPointerException Just one more abstraction Just one more unchecked exception Just one more broken gradle task Just one more DTO

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

4 months

Waiting for DHH to post that deployments are now via FTP like the good old days

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

2 months

btw

How To Use FFMPEG On Linux.

FFMPEG comes with Linux as a terminal based application and video converter. But there is an easy way to convert sound and video files to other formats. I sh...

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Joel 🦀🐫 / based (same thing)

@ptr_to_joel

2 months

Engineers in an agile team trying to stop stories spilling over to the next sprint

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