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Izzy Enjoyer • GenX • 🔞 • she/her • 🦀⚔️🐢🦄 I just wanna make cheese

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@ADHDForReal Little me: But you said-- Adults: Are you trying to be a smartass?
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I found Izzy’s tea set
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#ofmds2spoilers I'm not a doctor or anything, but I really think they should have removed Izzy's pants before amputating his leg
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@DallasZoo Shake a treat can. Also pls do not let cops shoot him/her
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@abeautifulsyn @moxxi_morgan @hamnaw77 @IanWagnerMusic She's a blue check so she's making money off it
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🏳️‍⚧️
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Uh oh, these tears again
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@thmpsnii @badgallzl —after paying a cleaning fee
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I think this is the third time he has shared this
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@songdog2009
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Izzy's toe was carrot cake.
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About to throw Hands
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1 year
S t i z z y
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1 year
Hear me out: Hallmark movie, Santa and Mr. Claus
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@gazpachomachine Because in the home run derby the pitcher is trying to help you hit home runs. In real games the pitcher is on the enemy team & will make it as hard as possible for you to hit home runs. Overswinging in an attempt to hit a homer on every pitch will lead to 10 billion strikeouts
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@yuhline I actually thought this was the lawless problem
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Who's got nine toes and gives swordfighting lessons on the beach?
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@Lesdoggg I had to look up how close the streets are. An incredibly easy mistake to make
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Imagine being this person
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@JumbledCardigan The library playground weirdo?
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@MicDixArt
Mic Dix 🎸(comms open)
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Spanish jackie my love
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I KNEW *this* one would get shared
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5 months
Edizzy but literally
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IZZY HANDS
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@m4d1syn @BigQadi I'm happy to stack plates, but I've heard from actual restaurant staff who say that they have a particular way of doing that and trying to do it for them makes their job more difficult.
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In another example of not being able to find the thread where someone asked about it, here is Conbert with the monkey who attacked him because he looked it in the eye
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1 year
I'll just leave this here
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1 year
UK OFMD fans be like
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Is that Samba's wife and is she abandoning her plate and dodging out of the way so they can battle over the mac n cheese?
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He is so.
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@Antrodemus You all need to see the follow up picture too
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1 year
Same energy
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@WholesomeMeme
WholesomeMemes
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"Kiki, look it's me!"
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@mvberg33 @DanPriceSeattle Work is about what you produce for the company you work for, not what you’re wearing on your feet. If you produce just as well from home as you do in an office, what’s the point of going in? Results are what count.
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If you've ever approached Conathan O'Nonathan at an autograph table you know this is exactly the way he looks at you 💗💗💗
@im_rights
👻Rights🏴‍☠️
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HE HAS FOUND IT
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@neilaskstruggle Somewhere, David Tennant, who doesn't use social media, sweats nervously
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💀
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1 year
Do I even have to say it
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STEDE FUCKING BONNET I FUCKING CHALLENGE YOU TO A FUCKING DUEL
@ShouldHaveCat
Why you should have a cat
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smol and spicy 🌶
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🥹
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Conathan "I'm Taking a Break" O'Nonathan just shared this beauty:
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#ofmds2spoilers Ed doesn't look at Izzy when he shoots him. He wasn't really aiming, so the bullet could've gone anywhere. That way, if it had been fatal, Ed could say, "The bullet killed him, not me." Also there were at least two people sitting right behind Izzy
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😍
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9 months
He is just a whittle guy
@perlsinc
💋perls💋
9 months
truly the most disturbing part of this trailer for me is learning that izzy whittles
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Remember when this landed and everyone absolutely lost their freaking minds?
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@sneepsnorp3d @bromelads They're like the dog version of salmon
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#ofmds2spoilers I'm just glad to see Izzy is looking like he feels so much better.
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@h4eeriia @youilue Because she expects people to entertain her. That's why the rest of us are placed on earth, to entertain her.
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Guys GUYS HE STILL USES HIS CHERNOBYL WATER BOTTLE
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Just wanted to make sure everyone saw both the original post and David's reply 🥰
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Just remembered this, when I was in line Saturday someone a few people ahead of me was doing a selfie with Con and when he handed the phone back, they both dropped it. He caught it before it hit the floor and someone said "[inaudible] hands" and he said "IZZY Hands!" Who was it
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I never want to find out what was supposed to be funny about the Fang hug scene.
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Someone's been busy
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2 years
Found a copy of the elusive The Lilac Bus
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When you get a 20cm coat for your 15cm Izzy doll
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🔞unpleasant diversions 🖤🦄
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I mean. That's a big coat
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More #canyoncon thoughts: the way Nathan has adopted "Conathan" as Con's nickname
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@DisasterShipB By the way, this was the Live Ed Reaction upon hearing that phrase. I think his soul left his body for a second
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9 months
Everyone just needs to see this picture again
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Jillian ☕️🖤☕️
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@BootyHawking YES, ALWAYS, THAT'S A DUMB QUESTION
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The way he's made a little nest for himself out of his giant puffy coat
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아저씨보며 힘낸다
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Samba: "I THINK CON READS A LOT OF FANFICTION"
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These. Two.
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#ofmds2spoilers so all along we thought Lucius was hiding in the walls aided by the crew, and it turns out to be IZZY
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I just think we should look at these again and ask ourselves why we don't have more short models
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NATHAN
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1 year
This and PomIzzy are the best things to come out of this fandom
@JudeShotto
Jude-Shotto (studying)
2 years
they ain't lying when they say you do the stupidest things when confronted with a crush. [ #OFMD #izzyhands #blackbeard #edwardteach ]
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Hive mind: what does the shirt say
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@edbbteach
Ally 🗡️ it's a safe space ship 🩷💜💙
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It's the same picture
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@itsbradm @Still_Bourgeois I was going to say this!!! Orange had B&W trapped in a corner until Camera Cat showed up! That's the same cat that was chased up a tree!
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Happy Calico Jack day, apparently
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Memorandum from Stede to Izzy
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@BuzzingPop
Buzzing Pop
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Name a celeb that has an insane side profile.
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That man has chemistry with everyone
@GothamChief
Chief Mackenzie Bock
7 months
we should have just kissed imo
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COOPER ALERT
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#ofmds2spoilers the start of the clip where Izzy explains that they're going to throw treasure overboard so they can catch up with targets. I thought Con's delivery sounded oddly stiff and unnatural like he was just reading lines. And then I realized... 🧵
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IZZY HANDS and Fang
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@4OurNewUnicorn
For Our New Unicorn
4 months
Look at that! Our very own unicorn seems to be a pretty popular guy🦄🦄 We'd love if you qrt'ed this with your favorite #IzzyHands picture or gif! #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath #ForOurNewUnicorn
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#ofmds2spoilers so Izzy, who spent an undisclosed amount of time trying to prevent a mutiny against Ed, and who was mutinied against himself, winds up leading a mutiny against Ed. And the first person to back him up? Fang.
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@songdog2009
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1 year
Who is a character that someone hating is an instant red flag for you?
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@jessiegender
Jessie Earl
1 year
Who is a character that someone hating is an instant red flag for you?
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I really feel like he wants to come back to Twitter
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@Esqueer_ @Getaway_Kit This smells like a 1st amendment violation
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1 year
The most Nathan thing ever 😂
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@bartleby_era Ea-Nasir is eternal
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I'm not even kidding you guys I'm literally crying they have teamed up they have joined forces I'm not even being hyperbolic
@DisasterShipB
DisasterShipBlonde, Cpt. Hornigold's Head of HR.
9 months
STEDE IS WATCHING SHIRTLESS IZZY STEDDYHANDS REAL THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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IZZY HANDS
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@moonlessnitesky
WaywardAF 🦄 ♠️ Raleigh GalaxyCon ❤️ Villain Era
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Izzy Hands
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1 month
Imagine being @JoannaBarnumArt I would ASCEND. And this is amazing!
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11 months
OK but there's so much to love about this picture. The more you look, the more wonderful details you see.
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@songdog2009
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9 months
YOU GUYS YOU GUYS THIS THREAD IZZY'S SWORD IZZY'S ROSE FORMING AN X EVERY CAPTAIN NEEDS A MATE EVERY DINNER NEEDS A SIDE DISH ON A SLIGHTLY SMALLER PLATE
@poppyinabreeze
Chip 💘
9 months
IS THIS NOT IZZY’S EXACT SWORD???
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@songdog2009
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2 months
Remember when THIS dropped, after approximately one thousand years of anticipation?
@V_Vico_Ortiz
Vico Ortiz
7 months
*presents this lil treat and does a lil happy strike is over dance*
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... that was exactly what Con meant to sound like, because that is what Izzy is doing: simply reciting lines. Nothing he really believes. EMMY NOW
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@AntisOTD The tags and the rest of the post seem to be written by two different people
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@CatsOfYore I overheard my vet's office calling someone about their cat, Velvet Elvis
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Here it is again, the greatest animation to ever grace the Internet
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